The power is Murphy's Law

Osamu Dazai kindly moved Kurokawa Misa from the sea to the side of Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

Kurokawa Misa didn't have the energy to get up at all, and after being punched by Fitzgerald, he didn't have the slightest desire to get up, so he just watched Osamu Dazai lead the detective agency away.

When Zhong Yuan Zhong also arrived, he happened to see this scene, and his heart skipped a beat.

From his point of view, he could only see the two gangsters laying neatly on the ground, similar to the corpses lined up in the hall of the Hong Kong gangster headquarters before, Zhongyuan Zhong was also very flustered, he, is he late?

"Hey! Misa, Akutagawa, are you still alive!" Immediately shouted in their direction, and ran over quickly.

At a glance, he met Kurokawa Misasheng's unrequited dead fish eyes.

Zhong Yuanzhong also breathed a sigh of relief, and then got angry, "You kid, what are you doing lying here, I thought..."

"Cough, what happened to Akutagawa?"

"Mr. Nakaya, you are worried about me, I am so happy, but now I may not have the strength to be excited. Ryunosuke has already been excited, and it is like this." Kurokawa Misa's only reaction was his cheek flushed, he didn't even want to lift his hand.

If he was just punched, the key is that he fell into the sea from the air, and was hit back by the waves. Hey, there is no one in the sea, land, or air to welcome him. Obviously his name is still called Haisha. It's in the sea, why can't you treat him better.

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but cover his face. They Hong Kong gangsters are all virtuous, no, he is not like this, this is just an example, "Really, I will take you back."

Zhongyuan Zhong didn't intend to hug or carry them, he just used his ability to hang in the air, and left with the two corpses.

"Hey, Mr. Nakaya, Mr. Dazai, he praised Ryunosuke." Kurokawa Misa turned over, and he didn't know where he got the strength.

Nakahara Chuya has been there for so many years, how come he doesn’t know Kurokawa Misa’s thoughts, and he will not be stingy with compliments, “I am different from Dazai, cough, you did a good job this time, Misa, but! You two, in the end you can’t move, don’t you want to live! If you meet someone who wants to take revenge on Hong Kong gangsters, neither of you can run away!”

Sure enough, it turned into a scolding again in the end, Kurokawa Misa listened with relish, hey, Mr. Chuya is caring about him!

However, he still wanted to defend himself, "Mr. Chuya, with me, no matter whether I can move or not, the enemy will not be able to move in the end."

Zhong Yuanzhong also choked, "...you are the only one who is amazing."

"Cough, cough, cough! Mr. Nakaya, I can walk by myself."

"Akutagawa woke up, no, your injury is not serious, really, that mackerel, tsk, why didn't he come out of his own people, and insisted on sending us Hong Kong gangsters." At this time, Atsushi Nakajima was in the Central Plains It doesn't exist anymore in my heart, it's the result of the damn Dazai Osamu, whether it's blowing up his car or stealing his card, Dazai Osamu can't do anything good anyway.

However, he also has a trick. As soon as Nakahara Chuya thought of that incident, he laughed secretly, Osamu Dazai, just wait, watch the time, tomorrow will be here, I really want to see your unlucky with my own eyes, bastard mackerel !

next day

Kunikida pushed open the door of the detective agency, and walked in with a package, "Where's that bastard? There's his courier."

"Huh? Mr. Dazai's words, I haven't seen it all day today." Atsushi Nakajima thought after hearing his words, and then gave the answer, but he was still a little curious about Mr. Dazai's courier.

"Who sent it to Mr. Dazai, I'm so curious."

Quan Jinghua also nodded, wondering who would send something to Osamu Dazai, and wanted to see it.

Kunikida Doppo looked at the two eyes staring at the box speechlessly, and raised the box silently, "Don't even think about it! That bastard Dazai, boy, the bomb you used for the company entrance test last time was provoked by that bastard. Dazai must open this kind of thing by himself.”

Yosano Akiko also nodded, agreeing, "That's right, Dun-jun, it's better not to be curious, otherwise, I don't mind treating you guys~"

Hearing her words, everyone's backs felt cold and they broke out in cold sweat. It's better not to!

Oda Sakunosuke came in from the door, and what he saw was such a scene of people surrounding the door, he couldn't help asking: "What are you guys doing?"

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, "You came just in time, Oda, it's just Dazai's courier, where's that bastard?"

"Dazai, skipped work."

"Hey, Oda, don't say it so lightly, Dazai, you don't even have a reason now! Really, my plan was interrupted by him again."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "If you don't mind, I'll give it to him, he should still be there now."

"You know it's easy to handle, Oda, you bring this to him, and get Dazai back to work by the way. As soon as the riots in Yokohama were over, he started skipping work. There is so much work backlog, I must let him work overtime To the point of death!" Kunikida Doppo showed a kind smile while saying that he closed the notebook.

Atsushi Nakajima was a little curious, where did Osamu Dazai go after skipping work, and the courier. It just so happened that there was no commission, "Mr. Oda, can I go together?"

"of course can."

Izumi Kyouka also looked at him with a yearning expression, Kunikida Doppo still hadn't left, and directly interrupted her fantasy, "Boy, you can go, but she can't, she still has a job."

Quan Jinghua sighed, looked at Atsushi Nakajima, "You go."

"Okay, I'll tell you what happened." Atsushi Nakajima waved goodbye to Izumi Kyoka directly, followed Oda Sakunosuke and went out.

Yosano Akiko, who saw it, shook her head, this child is hopeless, let him live alone.

In a certain hospital in Yokohama, Osamu Dazai sat beside the bed, quietly looking at the person lying on the bed. This was his favorite place to skip work, and yes, the person lying on the bed was Gide.

He disagreed with Gide and Mimic's ideals, but looking at him now, Osamu Dazai felt refreshed. Sure enough, if he was in a bad mood, he would come to the hospital to see Gide. Looking at him made him happy.

crunch--

Oda Sakunosuke opened the door and came in, holding the apples he bought along the way. Of course, these were not for Gide, and the others had never woken up. People eat it together.

Of course, he also respects Gide, he is a respectable opponent, but it does not prevent him from getting angry, so seeing Gide lying on the bed, Oda Sakunosuke also wanted to laugh.

"Ah, Odasaku, you're here." Osamu Dazai raised his hand with a smile on his face.

Atsushi Nakajima poked his head out and looked at Osamu Dazai, "Mr. Dazai, is this your friend?"

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, then bent over with a smile, "Yes."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Osamu Dazai with a complicated face, and began to feel sad for Gide in his heart. It was so miserable, and he couldn't refute it because he couldn't wake up.

"Dazai, your courier." After sitting down, Oda Sakunosuke remembered that there was still a courier, and handed it over.

Osamu Dazai shook the box, there was no sound, it was light and weightless, but in his heart, he always felt that something would happen.

So he opened the box.

"Wait! Mr. Dazai, don't you want to check again?" Atsushi Nakajima just exited, and found that Osamu Dazai had already taken out the items in the box.

It was a lock of hair, black and very long.

Osamu Dazai felt a little strange, and touched his chin, feeling like he had seen it somewhere before, but there was something wrong.

"Let's go!" Oda Sakunosuke dragged the two of them and ran out of the house. Following their movements, the ceiling fell down, and Gide, who hadn't escaped, was buried underneath.

The three of Osamu Dazai sat at the door of the emergency room. The lights went out. A man dressed as a doctor came out and took off his mask. "The rescue was successful, but the patient is still in a vegetative state."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded and sighed, "It's good to be alive."

"Pfft——" Osamu Dazai also felt that it was not good to laugh at patients in front of the operating room, so he quickly stopped, coughed twice and said, "Yes, it's good to be alive."

On the other side of the port, Kurokawa Misa suddenly noticed something when he was passing the corridor, and stepped back, only to see that in the flowerpot on the side of the corridor, what was planted was not a rare flower, but a small piece of clover.

He couldn't help thinking of his childhood. When he was in elementary school, he and his classmates chewed the stems of clover together. It was sour and tasted good. At that time, I climbed over the wall and entered the kindergarten next door, picked clover secretly, and was kicked out by the teacher in the end.

The memory is still fresh, what a wonderful childhood, Kurokawa Misa sighed, and his hands were not slow, he pulled one and put it in his mouth.

At this time, Alice appeared behind him mysteriously, watching his movements, full of resentment, this is the clover she planted here!

However, she suddenly felt sorry for Heichuan Misa. After all, what she was going to say next, she was afraid that Heichuan Haisha would not be able to bear the blow, but she was upset that he ate the grass he planted. Really, this At the beginning of the year, even the grass was stolen.

"Mr. Haisha." Alice stood behind him and whispered.

Kurokawa Misa got goosebumps all over her body, turned around in a jerk, looked at Alice and greeted her in a sly way.

"I just fertilized."

!!!

He looked at Alice stiffly, is it the kind of fertilization he thought of?

Alice nodded, yes, don't think about it, that's it.

Kurokawa Misa rolled his eyes, couldn't take the blow, and pouted directly.

"I knew you couldn't bear it." Alice shook her head, her eyes were full of jokes, and it was not a solution to put him here. Alice directly took out a hemp rope, tied him, and dragged him all the way Central Plains Chuya's office.

On that day, the members on duty basically saw the scene of Kurokawa Misa being dragged away like a dead pig.

The author has something to say: Do you still remember the hair that Misa gave Chuya? At that time, I thought about sending it to Dazai hahahahahahaha! Is he Dazai Chuya’s car? Hahahahahahaha, although it was Gide who was unlucky in the end, I had so much fun writing the daily life.