The power is Murphy's Law

"Noon news, according to a farmer whose name cannot be disclosed,"

"A few days ago, due to some force majeure, a batch of fruits planted by the farmer had functions such as detoxification and weight loss,"

"The batch of fruits includes apples, pears, peaches, bananas, strawberries, oranges...etc. Due to unfavorable operation and other factors, this batch of fruits has been sold,"

"Please pay attention to the general public, don't eat by mistake, warn again, don't eat by mistake, don't eat by mistake—"

Kurokawa Misa scratched his head, turned off the TV, and said that detoxification is not a good thing to lose weight, why is there a warning on TV, and, this is not to say all the common fruits, which farmer is so generous?

However, he has eaten a lot of fruit recently. It should be that he has always believed in fruit for health. One fruit a day keeps constipation away. This well-known proverb is really the life-saving straw of Kurokawa Misa. Hu eats and drinks while lowering the fire and replenishing water. There is a second health regimen in Kurokawa Misha, which is to instill eye drops while playing with the mobile phone. As long as he instills fast enough, myopia will not be able to catch up with him.

It is impossible not to eat fruit, Kurokawa Misa remembered the super spicy sukiyaki and the skewers for supper that he and Nakahara Chuya had eaten not long ago, and was afraid.

A rare rest day, of course, does not mean that it is rare to have no work. It is very common to have no work. What he lamented is that it is rare that Zhongyuan Zhong did not ask him to go to training. Happened.

Of course, he didn't know that Chuya Nakahara was paying the price for his behavior of bringing Kurokawa Misa into Hong Kong a few days ago. Not to mention being forced to work overtime, a large maintenance fee for the training room was still on him. body, and the half of the culprit can only touch his nose and admit that he was wronged, and he can even change jobs.

"Ah, my windows haven't been repaired yet!" Kurokawa Misa finally remembered what he had forgotten.

When he woke up this morning, he found that his house was like a typhoon passing through. Broken glass was scattered all over the place. After all, the green plants on the table followed in the footsteps of other potted plants. His bed was not facing the desk, so it was not clear how Kurokawa Misa could sleep until dawn after this movement.

"Ah," Kurokawa Misa groaned a little depressed, "I still want to play games today." Well, I can't play the game this time, and I have to pay a repair fee, and I don't know if the window can be repaired .

I miss Mr. Chuya's practice a little bit.It was only at this time that Kurokawa Misa could think of his respected Mr. Chuya.

In the distance, Chuya of the Central Plains: Ah Xie—what's going on?

After a long time, Kurokawa Misa finally cleaned up the scene of the disaster. After all, he can be seen every day in this situation, and not taking him away in his sleep shows that this ability loves him. Fortunately, it is only broken glass Yes, just changing the glass is not a big loss.

Umisa Kurokawa heaved a sigh of relief, picked up an apple, washed it or had to wash it, and bit it right after washing. In fact, Umisa Kurokawa doesn’t like apples, so let’s forget about sweet ones. Apples are really a disaster to eat, but who made Kurokawa Haisa worry that he would have some common ailments common to adults, and I don’t know where he heard that eating apples can prevent constipation. Sand is set at one apple a day.

It’s just that this way of eating, it’s inevitable that you won’t encounter unsweet or even sour apples. Kurokawa Misa feels that he has not suffered from apple PTSD so far because it can save his life.

Of course, after today, Kurokawa Umisa's PTSD of apples, even smelling apples for a while, turned pale.

After eating an apple, Kurokawa Misa remembered the report on the noon news, he wouldn't be so unlucky, it's just an apple, and weight loss and detoxification, it wouldn't be so terrible.

Sometimes people can't take chances.

goo~

Um?Kurokawa Misa rubbed his stomach, "It's a bit strange." It stands to reason that he hasn't done anything recently, and he has been covered with a good quilt at night, so why does his stomach feel uncomfortable?And, this feeling, puff——puff——

"Fuck!" Kurokawa Misa usually doesn't swear, but sometimes, there is really only one sentence to describe it.

As the saying goes, no fart is innocent when it comes to sex.

His stomach hurts, and his lower body couldn't bear it anymore. Kurokawa Misa struggled through the short corridor and entered the bathroom. It's really not what he said. Fortunately, he didn't go out today. If he couldn't find the toilet when he went out, he might not know what happened. Well, maybe if you give him a piece of paper at that time, he will be able to work for others.

Kurokawa Misa, who was squatting on the pit, was still talking sarcasticly, and he really didn’t feel backache when he stood up and talked. He finally remembered why the news was broadcast, detoxification and weight loss, who would have thought it was thinning, this is not detoxification Have you lost weight?

"Oh, I don't know who is so unlucky to be recruited outside." Kurokawa Misa's face was covered with cold sweat, but he still couldn't help gloating.

At this time, No. 1, the subject of schadenfreude, is on this mission. You must know that he has been working for nothing for several days because he brought Kurokawa sea sand into Hong Kong without permission. In the past, some tasks are still recognized.

Just after crushing his opponent with gravity, Zhongyuan Zhongye withdrew his murderous smile and snorted coldly, "Let's go."

These tasks should not be given to him. They are as simple as the tasks of the ten-man leader of the Black Lizard. In fact, this is the task of the ten-man leader. Because of Chuya Nakahara's ability, Mori Ogai specially gave him one Heap tasks, although simple, but a lot of ah.

"What is this?" Looking back, the subordinate who should have been standing honestly was holding a fruit basket and smiling at an old lady. Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little speechless. This is still work after all.

"Ah, Mr. Chuya, this grandma said that she wants to treat us to eat fruit, that person," the subordinate pointed at the enemy who was floated in the air by Zhongya's gravity, "knocked down this grandma just now, grandma Say thank you to us."

"...Okay." Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't say much, he was the conscience of the port mafia, although it was a bit strange to be considered a good deed during work, but he still took an orange to save face.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes were bloodshot, he gritted his teeth as if he was enduring something, his whole body was lifted by gravity, and flew in the air, regardless of the enemy's subordinates behind him, he flew straight to his home.

How did this incident happen? Grandma's fruit basket was patchwork, and there was really only one orange that was missing, and Zhongyuanzhong was so unfortunate.

Clutching his stomach, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't feel ashamed in front of his subordinates, and he used his super endurance on this, but he didn't care about face, and flew back home after a while. robbery.

And the subjects No. 2 and No. 3 who were gloated at happened to eat the same fruit plate in the same ward.

Osamu Dazai sat on the toilet with a pale face, "It's too painful, this way of death is not refreshing at all!" His fractures have not fully healed, and now he can only sit on the toilet for the disabled, but thanks to His broken bone saved his life, and Yumeno Kusaku next door was already squatting numb, "Sure enough, he has to catch the sea sand all the time."

In a sense, Dazai ruled the truth, and also, this kind of unlucky thing can only be done by the ability of Kurokawa Misa.

"Ah—it's so painful, why do you treat me like this, no matter if it's superpowers or what, why do you want to hurt me!"

"Q sauce, shut up, you make me hurt even more."

On the other side, as the leader, Mori Ogai naturally couldn't escape. After coaxing his own ability to eat a strawberry, he himself was recruited because he took the lead in eating strawberries. However, an even more unfortunate thing happened in on him.

"...Alice-chan, help me get the roll paper." Mori Ogai wanted to cry, but who knew that there would be no paper today, can the leader's face be a matter of one person, this is the whole Hong Kong black Face, so, "Alice sauce~ Please, help me get it~"

"Hmph, I don't want it, Lin Taro, I don't want to go into the men's room!" After speaking, he turned around and ran away, leaving only a red back.

"QAQ Alice Sauce!"

A true warrior dares to face the alienation.Hong Kong gangsters are in danger.

The author has something to say: Actually, Zhong is also my male god. In my opinion, Mr. Mori also has a unique charm. Although Dazai is black, I still like it very much. As a Hong Kong black chef, I am really happy hahahaha It's a day to persecute male gods, I'm sorry Chuya!