Rebirth of Improper Big Brother for Many Years

In the end Xu You still shared two chocolates with Chen Yan.

The two of them sat at Xu You's gate and ate, their mouths full of darkness.

Looking at Chen Yan who was smiling happily despite losing his front teeth, Xu You covered his mouth and thought about when he would change his teeth.

Although he felt sorry for chocolate, but he dropped out of school later, Chen Yan was the only friend who didn't alienate him, so giving him a piece of chocolate was justified.

He was so upbeat that he was admitted to a normal school and became an English teacher.If you tell him now that he will be a teacher, he will definitely pat his chest and say, "I want to be a scientist and build airplanes!"

What about him?He said he was going to build a tank!

"Hey, why are you in a daze? You can't be really crazy!"

"Fuck you!" Grabbing two traitors with good handles, Xu You suggested, "Hey, do you want to pick persimmons?"

"Okay, okay! You wait for me to get a sack!" After finishing speaking, he ran away in a "swoosh".

Hey, hey~ Xu You stood up and stretched, it's nice to be young.

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It was a foggy Monday morning, and the school children lined up.Xu You waved his hand and rode away on the bike, so don't get lost (please read it in a jingle (~0~), forgive someone's bad taste).

When I came to the primary school affiliated to the No. [-] Middle School after more than ten years away, I was full of emotions. Even the uncle guard who used to lock Xu You outside looked very pleasing to the eye, so before entering the school, Xu You shook hands with the uncle and hugged. It made the uncle stunned for a while, and he seemed to be quite frightened.Xu You muttered to himself, it's time to get rid of the evil spirit on his body.

Behind him, Chen Yan pointed to his brain with the uncle, and said in a low voice: "Fever, it's burnt out."

When Xu You was excited and wanted to hug the head teacher who came over, Chen Yan dragged him to the classroom in time.

When he arrived in the classroom, Xu You was no longer excited, but just sat quietly in his seat, thinking about something.In fact, he is lamenting that time makes people grow old, time waits for no one balabala...

Class was over, and the Chinese teacher, the homeroom teacher, first expressed condolences to Xu You's body, and then gave a small speech. The theme was about asking everyone to learn from Xu You's willingness to help others, but not to learn from his reckless behavior.Xu Youzhen wondered if anyone could understand.

For lunch, those who are close to home go back to eat, and most of those who are far away from home take out their own lunches, and the classroom is suddenly filled with the smell of food.

Xu You and Chen Yan were talking with their heads facing each other while sharing delicious food. A blue lunch box was placed on the table.

Xu You blurted out: "Fried chicken?"

Looking up at Zhuo Yi at the table, he pursed his lips and shook his head: "Today's is braised pork and sweet and sour fish."

Turning their heads to look at Chen Yan, they both saw the sparkle in each other's eyes at the same time.

Reach out almost at the same time.

"I wipe! What are you doing!"

"What are you doing?" Chen Yan asked back, holding down the lunch box and not letting go.

"It's for me!" After speaking, he stared at Zhuo Yi, "Isn't it!" Dare to say it's not a try.Fascinated with confidence...

Zhuo Yi cooperated and nodded coolly, "Yes."

"What's wrong with you, didn't you eat the ribs my mother made that day?"

I ate it more than ten years ago!

Zhuo Yi silently took the lunch box on his table and put it in front of Xu You: "You eat this."

Xu You took it with both hands, "Thank you Zhuo, thank you so much!" Then he was stunned, "What do you eat?"

Zhuo Yi took Xu You's lunch box, "This."

Xu You finally had a sense of being an adult, and hurriedly grabbed Zhuo Yi who was about to return to his seat: "Let's eat together, it tastes better when there are more people."

Zhuo Yi pursed his lips and nodded, and went back to move the chair.

Chen Yan pouted: "Since when did you two become so familiar?"

"The old man I saved was his father."

"Oh~" Chen Yan nodded, and suddenly turned around, "His father?"

Xu You was busy eating meat, "Go back and talk."

******

After eating, it was Xu You's fixed squatting time.

Ahem, even his father once disapproved of his habits, but he has been doing it for more than ten years, and he can't change it.Chen Yan's comment: Xu You has a rectum through the esophagus.

But today, Xu You, who was squatting in their old toilet, had a tragedy.

It is said that there is a special place to put toilet paper in the bathroom nowadays, which is very convenient to use whenever you squat, but there is no such beautiful place in their bathroom that is still made of cement.

As a gangster who has been using the toilet for a long time, of course he is not good at toilet paper!What, what should I do if I run out of paper?What a joke, his little brother doesn't eat dry food!

But now?Xu You was speechless.

"Ahem, is there anyone?" Weakly asked, "Is there anyone?"

5 minute later.

"Come here..." Is it really necessary to use that method?I wipe!Simply wretched!Unsightly!How did the majestic gang leader end up like this...

Just when Xu Youzhen was about to adopt that wretched and extremely unbearable method, a touch of lovely white appeared in sight.

Looking up, it was the little child Zhuo Yi's contemptuous eyes.

The author has something to say: Please feel free to complain, I will die

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