Rebirth of Improper Big Brother for Many Years

On Monday morning, Xu You got up on time, without getting up, not tired of studying, and didn't even wake up the sleeping Zhuo Yi.

He has a mission.

Noon, pedestrian street.

Chen Yan, who was dressed in a simple style, had his hands in his trouser pockets. As a model, he walked more and more like a god under Coco's cock.

However, a few giggling girls walked by, and Chen Yan whistled, making the girls blush.

Really, nature is hard to change.

Stopping at the entrance of a shop, Chen Yan said: "This one is not bad, let's go in and have a look."

Xu You is far less active and professional than Chen Yan in terms of shopping, and does not express opinions.

"What kind of products do you want to buy? You must have a rough idea."

Xu You turned around, most of them were mature men's clothing, after thinking about it, he shook his head: "This is too old."

The shopping guide lady pointed inside: "Sir, please come here to buy your clothes."

Xu You and Chen Yan followed the shopping guide lady and walked inside. There is also a partition inside.

Xu You's clothes here look pretty good.

He took a black coat, compared it to himself, and looked in the mirror, handsome!

Chen Yan on the side said: "Hey, I don't think you are suitable for this color, this one, this one is good." He pointed to a brown model.

Xu You also compared them, and there was an impulse to buy both, but reason told him to keep a low profile.

He raised his head and asked the shopping guide lady on the side: "Does this black have a large size?"

The shopping guide lady nodded: "Please wait a moment."

Chen Yan wondered: "You still want to wear it for a few more years, I don't think you will grow any taller."

Xu You glanced at him: "It's as tall as you are."

"Hey, I bought it for my uncle." Chen Yan looked as if he had seen through everything.

Dad Xu?Those who need to gain weight and increase the size, after a few years, the beer belly will grow taller.

"Tomorrow is Zhuo Yi's birthday." Xu You continued to casually look at his clothes, trying to make his expression more natural.

Unexpectedly, Chen Yan's narrow-mindedness came again, and his face was long: "My birthday has passed long ago, and you didn't even buy me clothes. I didn't see you give him a gift for my birthday before. Why did you treat him like this this year?" good."

And in the past, as long as someone had a birthday, they would spend it while eating, and where did they send any gifts.

Chen Yan felt that his status was lowered by another level.

Xu You rolled his eyes madly in his heart, how can he compare with before...

Before Chen Yan howled "Xu You, you don't love me anymore", Xu You hurriedly said: "Next year, I will buy you a good one next year."

Chen Yan nodded to express his reluctant satisfaction.

After buying the clothes, the price is still within Xu You's acceptable range.

Moreover, touching the thick coat felt very warm, thinking that the man wearing it would be an invincible little warm man again, Xu You felt warm in his heart.

The next day, just after school in the afternoon, Xu You sneaked out of the school gate in the tide of day students, and of course he didn't forget to greet his roommates to cover him.

When we arrived at Zhuo's house, it was already dark, and the courtyard was brightly lit again.

Thinking of the night he sneaked over, it was the same.

But the bright lights in the courtyard did not warm the young man's heart.

The difference is that on this day, he will be happy.

Xu You just smiled silly at the door.

Sure enough, people in love are all Sazi.

Take out your phone and call him.

Feeling left, digging right, Xu You helped his forehead, everything was ready, only this last step, but he didn't take his mobile phone, it was really a failure.

How can I explain to Zhuo's family that I skipped class if I just broke in like this?

Xu You turned around and finally saw a window behind the building that was not closed tightly.

According to his visual inspection, this is Zhuo Yi's room.No lights, no one should be there.

It would be nice to give him a bigger surprise.

So, Xu You took out his belt and tied the bag in his hand around his waist, and nimbly climbed up the big tree by the window.

I remember the jokes I heard before, saying that in ancient times, romantic people visited their lovers at night, and they all climbed over the wall by stepping on a big tree outside the wall. Over time, that tree was stepped on and turned into a crooked tree.

Xu You felt that he could take stepping on this tree as his goal in life.

Successfully sneaked into the room, and there was no one in the room.

Xu You leaned against the door and listened. He was eating, it was quite lively.

snort!I'm not hungry.

After wandering around the room for a few minutes, I stuck it on the door and listened. It was still very lively, and I even sang a birthday song.

Before coming up, Xu You took off his coat and went to bed, and continued to wait quietly.It will scare you to death in a while!

After a while, Xu You felt that he was about to fall asleep, and finally heard footsteps.Then there was the sound of the doorknob being twisted.

He held his breath and pulled the quilt, feeling a little nervous.

Last time he made himself nervous, but he himself slept soundly.

Someone walks in.

Then the lights are turned on.

Xu You instinctively narrowed his eyes.Immediately afterwards, he weighed heavily on his body, and opened his eyes, and it was Zhuo Yi's eyes that were a little red.

He also smelled a strong smell of alcohol.

Oh my god, is it just a birthday, so you're allowed to drink so much wine?envious.

As soon as the thought of tasting the wine came up, a kiss with a strong smell of wine fell down.

After tasting the wine as he wished, Xu You pushed the person on him, "Don't you have anything to say?"

I ran all the way here, not to let him take advantage.

The young man smiled happily, and reached out to touch Xu You's face, muttering: "Youyou, I'm so happy, very happy."

Then he gnawed again.

Xu You understood that he was drunk.

Sighing and pushing him to lie down, "How much did you drink?" He kept talking about bitterness and hotness, but he was still an invisible alcoholic.

The drunkard stretched out a finger and muttered, "Brother said, you can only have one drink, not more."

How could he forget that Zhuo Yi has always been a good baby who listens to his family.

Get up and go to the bathroom in the room, trying to wipe his face.

As soon as I entered the bathroom, I heard Mrs. Zhuo's voice: "Xiaoyi, are you feeling uncomfortable? I made some sugar water for you."

Xu You shivered, I wiped, why do you feel the sight of having an affair with a big girl and being caught?

Before closing the bathroom door, he had no choice but to lean against the bathroom door, thinking silently, don't come in, don't come in.

When he heard Mrs. Zhuo say, "You smell of alcohol, wipe off before you go to sleep", he felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

God will kill me!

It's better to just come in and celebrate his birthday happily, and at most he will be said a few words if he doesn't return home at night.

But if he was seen under such circumstances, it would be impossible to explain anything.

Oh, it's not very clear in the first place, it should be said that it will be exposed.

Whether to go out directly or not is better than "being" discovered.

Just when Xu You had fought hundreds of rounds in his head behind the door, and was about to step out, a sound of heaven came.

"Mom! Dad vomited, and Uncle He fell asleep." It is the cute little princess on the table.

Little princess at the table, uncle loves you to death!

Sure enough, sister-in-law Zhuo still loves brother Zhuo's family more.

"Xiao Zi, wipe your uncle's face and cover the quilt, I'll come over later."

The little princess at the desk obediently replied, "Got it."

Hearing the sound of Mrs. Zhuo closing the door, Xu You finally let out a long sigh of relief.

Now it's time to deal with the little princess at the table, buy her some delicious food and seal it up.

So when the little princess of the table walked into the bathroom and saw Xu You suddenly appearing behind her in the mirror, she was about to blurt out a scream.

Xu You quickly covered her mouth with his eyes and hands: "Don't be afraid of the desk, I sneaked out from school to celebrate your uncle's birthday, and I will die if you let your parents know."

The table nodded, and the pale face that had been frightened gradually returned to blood, and stressful tears still appeared in the eyes.

A big white curly-haired dog behind him happily wagged its tail and hummed, as if it would pounce on it in the next second.

Xu You quickly let go of his hand and hugged the little princess, "I'm sorry, I'm so scared, I'll buy you delicious food next time, don't be angry with uncle."

The little princess at the table nodded aggrievedly, and pointed to the towel: "I need to wipe it off for uncle."

"I'll come, I'll come." He said, took a towel and washed it with hot water, and pointed to a big dog with its tongue sticking out eagerly, "Hurry up and let the circle go out."

The table broke into tears and smiled, stroking the curly hair, "Let's go, I scared the uncle."

Xu You was powerless to argue.

Quanquan squatted to the corner of the wall aggrieved, still reluctant to go out.

Xu You sighed and walked to the bed, and wiped the drunkard's face and hands.

In the end, the man was not honest, he kept stretching out his hand to pinch Xu You's face, touched his hand, and saw that the hand was about to reach his buttocks, and the table next to him kept asking back and forth with innocent big eyes: "Uncle, The window is so high, how did you climb in?"

Xu You tried to grab his two wrists with one hand, and replied: "I flew up, but in fact I can fly over walls."

Then he was despised by the little princess on the table: "Uncle, I don't read such inconspicuous novels now, are you naive?"

Trying to maintain a normal expression, he stuffed his hands under the quilt, and asked back, "Then what books do you read?"

The little princess at the table looked proud: "My mother let me watch Dream of the Red Chamber, but I don't know many words, and I have to look it up in the dictionary for a long time every time." She pouted as she spoke.

Xu You vomited blood in his heart, and he was another little Zhuoyi.

Patting Zhuo Yi's blushing face to make him be more honest, he said to the table, "I'm leaving first." He took the bag by the bed, opened Zhuo Yi's closet and put it in, "This is for your uncle, he Wake up and tell him."

The table nodded obediently, "Uncle, I want to see how you fly down."

Xu Youmo suddenly said: "Your uncle seems to be vomiting, go to the bathroom and get a basin."

The simple desk princess immediately ran to the bathroom.

Xu You lowered his head and whispered in Zhuo Yi's ear, "Silly Yiyi, happy birthday." Then he put a kiss on his lips, and "flyed" away before Zhuo Yi could react.

So the little princess at the table came out with the basin, looked around and didn't see Xu You, so she knew he was gone, and she was angry that she didn't ask her to watch him fly.

Then she saw her uncle looking out of the window with a gloomy face.

"Uncle, are you feeling sick and about to vomit, I'll give you a basin."

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