Near ink is sweet [e-sports]

【Do not believe! 】

【Do not believe! 】

【Do not believe! 】

……

The "unbelief" on the screen rolled like a mountain, unprecedented and surprisingly consistent.

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it." Li Mo, who didn't follow the rules, spread his hands indifferently, "I know that you are all duplicity."

Fans waiting to see Li Mo panic or explain Sanlian's embarrassment: ...

We are not, we are not!

Is this man's face made of magnesium-aluminum alloy?

An annoying anchor, worthy of the name.

"Or," Li Mo paused, "If you change your words and tell the truth now, I may consider asking Fengli to come over and say hello." Feng Li will definitely have to walk from the back once later, so he simply finds a suitable excuse.

[Wandering on the verge of reporting! 】

[Wandering on the edge of shielding! 】

[Wandering on the verge of turning pink into black! 】

"You still have five seconds to think, five, four, three..." Someone looked at the phone pretendingly.

【letter! 】

【letter! 】

【letter! 】

……

As the countdown in Li Mo's mouth turned to "one", a long dragon with the word "letter" appeared on the screen continuously.Unable to bear the desire to see pineapple and black pineapple in the same frame, the c-inclined fans spoke "truth" with "tears".

Li Mo, who easily fought back and took control of the situation, nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and called Jiang Bei's name.

Feng Li was playing in the same round as the others outside, so 100% of them are resting and waiting for him at the moment. According to Jiang Bei's habit, he should take off his earphones and enjoy snacks.

[Liar, where is the promised pineapple? 】

【Wait, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdh 】

[Then can I look forward to the little handsome guy who judges people by their appearance and the hero with full hair? 】

【So, it's not Black Pineapple being alone but a Fashion Basha party? 】

"Huh?" Jiang Bei ran into the bedroom in response, holding the door frame tentatively, revealing his curly little head with a puzzled face.Isn't it live broadcast, do not disturb?

"The fans in the live broadcast room said they really like you guys, please help me call them over and say hello together." Li Mo explained.

Jiang Bei showed a suddenly realized expression, and turned happily to call Xie Zhongchuan and the others.

Finally, what fans are waiting for is not only black pineapple in the same frame, but black pineapple + fashion four kills in the same frame, buy two get four free.

Rounding off the black pineapple in the same frame?The fans in the live broadcast room couldn't tell whether they were satisfied or disappointed.

August 8th is Li Mo's birthday, Feng Li dragged fashion seven kills and non-staff personnel Xiao Li and Ji Han five days in advance, sneakily closed the door in his suite and plotted, trying to secretly plan a birthday party for Li Mo.Qian Feifei asked for leave to go home to visit relatives, and sent text messages to express her support for their activities.

"Going to eat barbecue and crayfish?" Jiang Bei, who missed eating in a certain restaurant, raised his hand first.

They often go to that shop, Li Shen's birthday, it should be a little bit more solemn.Why bother pursing his lips and hesitantly said, "Isn't it too ordinary?"

"How about the pajama party?" Xie Zhongchuan enthusiastically suggested. Last time, he saw that Jiangbei's clothes fit together very well. He recently bought a lot of one-piece pajamas for Pikachu and Totoro.

Xiao Hu pushed the glasses with a smile, "What reason did you use to convince Li Mo to put them on?"

"..." Xie Zhongchuan was speechless.

"Why don't you book an amusement park for a day?" Feng Li contributed the idea he had been thinking about for half a morning.Dashen likes sports, so you have to bring some sports elements with you.

He Ming, a patient with lazy cancer, carried the banner of doctor's orders, "The doctor advised me to move as little as possible."

"How about this," Xiao Li next to him put the tablet computer he was tinkering with on the coffee table, on which were various advertising packages for the villa party, "

The bungalow is a fully functional villa where you can play ball, play games, have a self-service barbecue, and have a pajamas party at night. "

What everyone wants can basically be realized, and everyone's eyes are brightened.

"Then what's the deal with the villa, why don't you just go to my house?" Ji Han looked at the pictures, the condition was much worse than their villa.

"Xiao Li went to Germany on a business trip yesterday, and he has to transfer to branches in three countries, and he won't come back for at least two weeks." Seeing that Fengli was about to open his mouth to refuse, Ji Han hurriedly added.If Xiao Li hadn't been on a business trip, he wouldn't have appeared here in a big way right now.

"My house also has a game room, a cinema, a basketball court, and a barbecue garden. I have all the functions I need. If there is anything missing, I can arrange for someone to add it." Ji Han tried his best to persuade Feng Li.During this period of time, I'm working as a doll decoration at home every day, and I'm so bored, it would be great to invite everyone to go back and play with him for two days!

"That line, I will pay for all the additional items, as well as the cost of ingredients." Feng Li nodded after hesitating.Going to Ji Han's house is safer than the villa outside. After Xiao Li was secretly photographed, Zhou Ran specially told him not to go outside during this time, so as not to bump into the paparazzi's hands.

"That's it. In the past two days, I will discuss the purchase list with Ming Shen, Xiao Shen, and Ji Han. Xiao Ku, Xiao Tang, Xiao Bei, and Li Zi will help arrange the arrangement in advance. Thank God..." Feng Li looked Thinking about the last remaining Xie Zhongchuan, "Thank God, you are in charge of dragging the master to play games these two days, let him kill the world every day, be happy before his birthday, and be especially careful not to let him find out the abnormality."

"Isn't this task too arduous?" Xie Zhongchuan, who felt that he had a long way to go, said with a sad face, "What should I do so that I don't lose so deliberately?"

You think too much, Feng Li patted him on the shoulder, "Just play normally."

Xie Zhongchuan: ……………

I'm going to be angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well!

While preparing gifts, everyone prepared for the event. On the afternoon of the 7th, Ji Han invited everyone including Li Mo to his home in the name of inviting everyone to a party.Feng Li ordered a huge birthday cake and hid it in the refrigerator of Ji Han's house, planning to roll it out as soon as twelve o'clock in the evening.

What Ji Han said is correct, their villa is much more comfortable than those rented outside, enough for everyone to have fun.

All the members of Fashion Eight Kills easily found a place where they could spend an afternoon happily.

He Ming and He Ku could not walk when they saw the well-equipped game equipment, their hands were extremely itchy, and they sat in the spacious and comfortable game room and went straight to the game.

In the small movie theater next door, Xie Zhongchuan was lying on the large electric sofa, watching a movie and drinking Coca-Cola.

In the side courtyard, Feng Li, Li Mo, and Xiao Li were sweating profusely against the sun on the plastic court, playing the role of slam dunk master; a few steps away, Tang Weiqi and Ji Han were seriously discussing Shaolin and Tangmen kung fu in the practice area .

In the garden opposite the courtyard, the table was filled with a variety of refreshments, and Jiang Bei was holding a fine bone china cup of the old town rose, enjoying the authentic English afternoon tea amidst the fragrance of birds and flowers.

Not far away, under the shade of half a tree, Xiao Hu took this chess book and played with it silently against the jade chessboard, entertaining himself.

In this quiet and pleasant summer afternoon, everyone was released from the intense rhythm of the game, stealing half a day of leisure.

After a luxurious dinner, everyone gathered in the living room, planning to play some games.

"Let's play with that, we have a tacit understanding! One person will describe it, and the other will guess." Xie Zhongchuan suggested.There are ten of them, exactly five groups.When one group plays, the other four groups act as referees and set questions.

Jiang Bei asked curiously, "Is there any reward for winning?"

"The loser wears one-piece pajamas and posts on Moments, and I can provide clothes." Xie Zhongchuan avoided Li Mo, and winked at the people next to him triumphantly, haha, this is a good reason for Li Mo to wear one-piece pajamas, right?It was seamless.

Feng Li supported his forehead, always felt that it would not be as simple as Xie Zhongchuan thought.

Everyone quickly divided into groups, Feng Li and Li Mo, He Ming and He Ku, Xie Zhongchuan and Xiao Hu, Tang Weiqi and Jiang Bei, Ji Han and Xiao Li.

They played russian roulette

There is a tacit understanding of the formula, that is, each group has ten seconds to guess the question, and if the answer is correct within the time limit, it will be rotated to the next group.After repeated failures several times, you need to change a few styles.

In the first round, everyone decided to set the type of question bank in the ninth battlefield.

Feng Li and Li Mo answered the question first, Li Mo described, Feng Li guessed.

Why bother showing the title on your mobile phone: cellular grenade

"The weapon you are best at, its scientific name." Li Mo described it clearly and accurately.

"Honeycomb grenade." Feng Li looked at the crowd helplessly. If he pretended to be stupid on this topic, he would definitely be beaten by the master, right?

"Uh... Which map does the competition area of ​​the studio come from?" He Ku from the second group looked at the title and thought for a while, then said while gesturing.

"Underground castle." He Ming answered very easily.

Xie Zhongchuan looked at the title on Tang Weiqi's phone, and said quickly, "Equipment, Li Mo must give Fengli the equipment first!"

Feng Li: ……………

You said that the top-level brain protector is all you need, why are you pulling it on me!

"□□!" Xiao Hu replied quickly.

"No, protective gear." Xie Zhongchuan patted himself on the head in a hurry.

"S-class helmet."

The answer was correct, Xie Zhongchuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"The super weapon in the pager." It was Tang Weiqi's turn to describe the topic to Jiangbei.

Jiang Bei said tentatively, "l115a3?"

"Another one."

"ssg4000?"

Tang Weiqi gestured an ok gesture to Jiangbei.

"The pineapple is always the one that overturns the car..." Ji Han tried his best to search for adjectives, but was interrupted by Li Mo holding up his mobile phone, "There is a car, next question."

"The recording site is all tents." Ji Han was more careful this time.

"Archaeological camp?" Xiao Li was a little uncertain.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ji Han nodded desperately.But it didn't fall into his hands.

After one round passed, everyone passed the level smoothly. Xie Zhongchuan stood up and said, "No, no, no, everyone is too familiar with the ninth battlefield, so we have to increase the difficulty."

Xiao Hu originally wanted to propose idioms, but considering Jiangbei's unfamiliar issues, everyone changed the topic to daily life.

This round starts with Ji Han and Xiao Li.

"There are two rituals for two people to fall in love. The second thing is a marriage proposal. What about the first thing?" Ji Han looked at Xiao Li with a full smile, this time it was very simple.

"Secret love?" Xiao Li, who has been solo for almost 20 years, looked at Feng Li hesitantly, trying to extract answers from someone's life.

Feng Li:? ? ?

what are you looking at me for?

Ji Han choked, and continued to remind, "No, the first step in love."

"Send a gift?" Xiao Li tried hard to recall the bloody dramas he usually watched while waiting.

Jiang Bei, who came up with the question, continued to compete.

"You're talking about chasing people, and that's not necessarily the first step."

Xiao Li scratched his head, "Are you sure who you like?"

Ji Han: ...

When the time was up, Ji Han reluctantly announced the answer, "Confession, isn't the first step in love is confession?"

Ji Han and Xiao Li became the first group to be punished.

"Isn't the first step in love dating?" He Ku turned to He Ming to ask for proof, eager for knowledge.

"It depends on the situation." He Ming looked enigmatic, but he was also puzzled in his heart.Hades himself is also a single dog.

"The first step in love is not kissing?" Xie Zhongchuan, who is also single, questioned.

"Confession, of course it's a confession." These guys are indeed single based on their strength.Ji Han, the only one who successfully got out of the singles and had a sweet love at the scene, resisted all opinions. Although he had only been in love once, that's what his family Xiao Li said at the beginning

, Xiao Li never missed it.

Li Mo lowered his eyelids thoughtfully, so it's not a date, but a confession?

After a short discussion, the game was back on track, and it was Jiang Bei's turn to describe, "I will hide the food under the keyboard, sweet."

"Chocolate." Tang Weiqi quickly got the answer.

"The scariest one in your team." Xie Zhongchuan pointed at Xiao Hu and gestured.

"Me?" Xiao Hu pushed his glasses with a smile.

"No, you are a smiling fox, and he is a Siberian tiger. He is more powerful than you."

"Coach?" Xiao Hu hesitated for a while, and hurried to give the answer before the time limit.

Xie Zhongchuan let out a long breath as if he was exhausted, and almost failed. "Come on," Xiao Hu Xie Zhongchuan hooked his fingers to communicate, what is a smiling fox?

"I gave you a New Year's gift last year." He Ming said confidently.

He Ku frowned, "Where did you give me a New Year's gift last year?"

"The lower body." He Ming paused, pretending not to hear He Ku's rhetorical question, and compared his trousers suggestively.

"Ripped jeans?" He Ku looked at him.

He Ming nodded, and finally guessed right.

"Where is that pair of pants considered a New Year's gift?" He bothered to complain.

"Wait a minute," Xie Zhongchuan forcefully joined the group chat, "Xiaoku, are the jeans you received from G brand, dark blue, with red decorative stripes on the trousers when they are rolled up?"

Why bother to nod doubtfully.

"That was the size that He Ming bought after visiting four stores when we participated in the Bangkok Invitational." Xie Zhongchuan showed the detective's exclusive expression wearing all the clues, and patted He Ku on the shoulder, "At that time, I Strange, it's obviously not his size, so I bought it specially for you."

"That's not right," He Ku looked at He Ming, "Didn't you wash my pants at home during the Chinese New Year, and then buy them on the street to compensate me?"

Xie Zhongchuan froze when he patted He Ku's shoulder, and glanced at He Ming quietly. People just bought them on the street and lied about gifts brought back from abroad. Why are you doing the opposite of the gift you brought back from abroad? ?

"And the computer you compensated me the year before last, and the baseball cap and sneakers you compensated me the year before the year before..." Why bother to think about it carefully, the more you think about it, the more wrong it becomes, "They are all gifts specially bought for me? "

He Ming, who was designed by Gao Leng's brother to overturn the car accidentally: ...

Xie Zhongchuan chatted with He Ku for a long time and came up with an idiom for Feng Li and Li Mo.

"Idioms, the essence of human beings... No, no, there are two me standing in the southeast and northwest directions of you." Feng Li looked at Li Mo expectantly, and waved his arms around his side as wings for a few times.

Li Mo was lost in thought.

Xie Zhongchuan looked at the countdown on the stopwatch expectantly, four seconds, three seconds, two seconds.

"Besieged on all sides." Li Mo said suddenly before the last second.

"Impossible, how did you guess it?" Xie Zhongchuan stared at Li Mo.

"The essence of human beings is a repeater or a pigeon spirit. Feng Li often broadcasts pigeons live. He stands in the direction of my southeast, northwest, and is surrounded by pigeons." Li Mo explained in a calm and unhurried manner.

Yes, yes, Feng Li nodded desperately beside him.

Everyone was stunned: ……………

Does this work too?

After playing for three or four hours, Li Mo didn't overturn his car, but the others frequently overturned his car. This result caught Xie Zhongchuan by surprise.At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, He Ku and Ji Han rolled out the prepared cake, and Feng Li played a happy birthday song live on the violin.

Through the candlelight on the cake, the eyes of the person on the opposite side jumped with joy and the bow, which moved people's hearts.Li Mo looked at Feng Li intently, his eyes were as deep as the sea.

After the song was played, everyone went to every corner to dig out the gifts they carefully prepared. However, in front of Feng Li's pile of gifts, they were all worthless.

"Are you preparing an army of gifts?" Xie Zhongchuan needed the help of a dining car to push out the pile of gifts.

Cheng Shan's gift expressed strong resistance to unfair competition.

"Only 21 pieces." Feng Li showed an embarrassed smile, "I haven't sent them before, so I'll add them."

In fact, I bought too many and didn't know which one to choose, so I gave them all away.

Crowd: …………

If you eat too much sweet, you will have a toothache.

Noisily eating the cake, making the cake mask, and after washing his face, Li Mo was about to unwrap the present.

Everyone booed and asked him to dismantle Feng Li's big "army" first, and even stuffed Feng Li next to Li Mo in position c to do the narration, asking him to explain the reasons for choosing each gift in notes later. .

Xiao Li, who had time to sit down, found that there were more than a dozen missed calls from Zhou Ran on his and Feng Li's mobile phones, so he quickly dialed them back.

Jiang Bei's phone on the other side of the sofa vibrated. He took out the phone, saw a message from the goddess Xia An popping up on it, and clicked on it, his face suddenly changed in fright.

"What's the matter? Are you uncomfortable?" Tang Weiqi looked at him with concern.

"He, he..." Jiang Bei pointed in the direction of Li Mo and Feng Li, his big black and white eyes widened, "He's having an affair with my goddess!"