99 Things Villains Should Do [Quick Transmigration]

"My lord, as long as I build a brothel and cultivate beautiful and affectionate women according to what my servant said, I will surely be able to collect enough information!" A charming little maid said firmly.

Hu Yao looked at the mentally handicapped man in front of him, he was indeed mentally handicapped, he had no other words to describe the triumphant woman in front of him.

"Why are you so interested in places like brothels that torture women?"

"Do you know that officials have not been allowed to have sex with prostitutes since ancient times?"

"Why do you think prostitutes will get information? Are court officials all fools? Will they reveal confidential things to prostitutes?"

The soul's three repeated questions from Hu Yao directly baffled this time-traveling girl Yinghua. Yinghua recalled her poor historical knowledge and historical novels. Isn't that what is written in them?

Once it involves conspiracy to seize the heir apparent and establish an intelligence agency, isn't it all a brothel?

Those dignitaries are drunk, and after the Harmony Movement, they will know everything without saying anything...

Hu Yao rolled his eyes at her, he could tell at a glance that this girl was a time-traveler, he waved his hand to let the little girl who had time-traveled go down, he really didn't bother to pay attention to this kind of person who didn't have much brain at first sight.

Hu Yao very much suspected that this brain-dead girl might have seen too much scheming by Yu Ma before she traveled, so isn't she afraid that all the female spies who have worked so hard to train will all betray for "love"?

This girl still wants to go to the brothel to manage it herself, is her mind full of cement?

Working as a maid in the palace has a decent salary and a high salary, so why can't I think about going to a brothel?

Don't take the plot of the novel seriously, I really want to establish an intelligence organization, open a showroom or an inn, whichever one doesn't throw out the eight main roads of brothels.

Modern people only want to lust for the glamorous brothels, but the characters portrayed are women that even the author himself looks down upon.

Hu Yao is a prince this time, a prince who is planning to rebel. After Hu Yao came, he immediately interrupted all the rebellion plans.

It's not that he doesn't want to rebel, it's that those plans are really out of sight, they are all just like the brain-dead suggestions made by the time-traveling woman just now.

Hu Yao didn't pay much attention to the fact that the time-traveling girl must go to the brothel.

For the sake of colleagues who traveled through time, Hu Yao gave Yinghua the green light to make her feel more comfortable in the palace.

But the people below obviously thought too much.

In the eyes of others, Yinghua is just a concubine who has no status yet, which further distances Yinghua from others.

Originally because of cultural differences, Yinghua has been unable to integrate into the group, and those remarks about freedom and equality make people shy away.

This is different from what Yinghua wants, they are all sisters under the same roof, and their personalities are all equal!

Although Yinghua thought so, and said that everyone is equal and everyone is a sister, but at the same time, she was unceremoniously enjoying the service of the little maid below.

To Hu Yao, there is not much difference between being an emperor or a prince, and it is meaningless to do anything in a backward era.

After Hu Yaochuan came here, she never went to court, and only listened to music and played music at home every day, trying to restore her demonic power.

Idle and teasing the suspicious emperor, watching him make up a lot of conspiracies and tricks just because of his own words, Hu Yao secretly laughed at him in his heart.

Originally, the years were quiet and peaceful, but accidents always came unexpectedly.

Yinghua became the oiran of the brothel, and the emperor's generals, businessmen, rich and talented Tanhua scrambled to kiss Fangze.

Originally, Hu Yao thought that this was already unexpected, but who knew...

This seemingly mentally handicapped time-traveling girl Yinghua is actually a genius capable of writing and martial arts!

The words and sentences she wrote were praised as masterpieces of the world, and Hu Yao read it-"Don't be drunk, this flower is not comparable to other flowers."

Isn't this written by Master Yi An?Will it not be condemned by conscience if you just take it for yourself?

Yinghua has only learned martial arts for a few days, and she is invincible, and her casual remarks are a good way to confuse the world.

Where she appears, there must be dudes/unruly daughters who intend to mistreat her, and then various young talents will appear to slap her in the face, and then protect her and fall in love with her.

Hu Yao: "..." Is there something wrong with him or something wrong with this world? Why did the painting style suddenly change like this.

Now Yinghua can freely enter and leave the palace barracks as if walking on the ground, even a man can't resist her charm.

There are many men who worship under her pomegranate skirt, and all of them are excellent, and some even abandon their parents and mothers to elope with her.

"Whoever dares to touch Yinghua's hair, I will kill his nine clans!" The emperor shouted these words domineeringly in the court hall.

The emperor has successfully changed from a narrow-minded conservative monarch to a lustful and obsessive monarch.

The fact that Yinghua, the goddess in his mind, once worked as a maid in the palace made the emperor very dissatisfied with Hu Yao, and he targeted him with all kinds of open guns and dark arrows.

Hu Yao directly killed the emperor, falsely spread the imperial decree, and called all the successors into the palace, kill!

Anyone who steals the Tiger Talisman, mobilizes the forbidden army, closes the palace gate, or enters or exits without authorization, will be beheaded!

The whole process was done in one go, all done by Hu Yao alone.

Go to hell with all the bullshit machinations, usurping the throne is simple, direct and brutal.

The ministers who went to court the next day saw Hu Yao who was already sitting on the dragon chair.

This is a plot to usurp the throne!

Hu Yao was too lazy to go around in circles with them, and said directly: "The late emperor passed away, and the princes were too sad to go with them, and the other princes voluntarily died."

The ministers of His Highness almost fainted from the fright of Hu Yao's rough and straightforward, at least they should embellish it and make up a decent reason. How can they accept it!Let them write in the history books!

Hu Yao said that he should write whatever he should, and make a typical case of rebellion for future generations to see how successful usurpers do it, and don't come up with the kind of plots like sitcoms to make people laugh.

"My lord, this is treason!" A certain minister said excitedly.

"Crack!" Hu Yao directly smashed Yuxi on his head, and the minister died.

Don't do any political performances here, want to gain reputation with Hu Yao?There is no door, if you don't accept it, you will die!

The blood of the late emperor's loyal confidants stained the court, and the reputation of a tyrant spread like wildfire.

Hu Yao canonized the time-traveling girl Yinghua as a princess, and planned to send her to a neighboring country for marriage. Such a self-propelled Mary Su nuclear bomb would be most suitable for an enemy country.

"Your majesty, that's not allowed. The princess is very beautiful, how can you have the heart to send her to such a place of tigers and wolves~" a son of Zhilan Yushu knelt in front of Hu Yao and cried.

"Your Majesty, the last general is willing to ask for a fight, Princess Yinghua doesn't need to be married..." A certain general wrote.

Hu Yao suddenly realized a serious problem, who can safely escort this married princess to a smooth marriage!

According to this trend, it is hard to guarantee that there will not be some stories about Li Daitao eloping seven times stiffly. You are a madman and he is quite stupid. In the end, Yinghua returns to court in the name of a princess and becomes a real princess for no reason.

Although the probability is very low, there is no guarantee that something will happen to this strange woman who has traveled through time. Thinking of this situation, Hu Yao feels as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly.

His mana has basically not recovered, and apart from his higher physical fitness than ordinary people, he can't use any other spells.

Or just kill him, Hu Yao thought silently.

……

"Does Your Majesty want to use this method to make me submit? I won't obey you. I'd rather be married than become your queen!"

Hu Yao couldn't figure out what happened to the time-traveling girl's loud words. He just ran into her while walking. Did the girl misunderstand something?

It was a long time later that Hu Yao realized that no matter what time travel or rebirth is, no matter what the original purpose is, everything will be attributed to love in the end. This girl is very stupid and thinks that Hu Yao is planning to rebel in order to get her.

Yinghua finally went to make a kiss successfully, because she wanted to go, so there was no force that could stop her.

Hu Yao put a guitar in the dowry gift from a neighboring country, and engraved the phrase "Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death like autumn leaves."[Note 1]

Yinghua recognized this sentence, determined that this was another time traveler, and couldn't wait to meet this "fellow townsman".

The heroine who time-traveled successfully became a concubine and concubine, freed from the influence of Marysu's halo, Yinghua's former servant slowly regained her senses.

For a girl in a brothel, jealousy and fighting, making a lot of fools, this incident is enough to become a shadow of their lives.

News of Yinghua continued to spread from neighboring countries.

Yinghua married the third prince of the leading country, the third prince was weak and passed away within a year of their marriage.

The third prince's mother-in-law, Li Guifei, disliked the princess very much, and felt that the princess was too cheap to kill her son.

It has long been tacit understanding that Yinghua's maid was born and worked as an oiran in a brothel.

After the funeral of the third prince, Yinghua found out that she was pregnant, but was framed by someone, and it was rumored that the child was fornicated.

Concubine Li Gui listened to the rumors, and she looked down on this princess even more.

Pregnant in October, Yinghua gave birth to a baby, the baby looked very similar to the third prince, Li Guifei took the baby away, but still didn't like this kind princess.

Yinghua gradually influences them with her tolerance and kindness...

Hu Yao looked at the information she received, but she didn't expect Mary Su to turn into a bitter drama.

It is a waste of resources to teach such an idiot in modern compulsory education.

A time-traveling girl should at least understand that, as a congenial princess, as long as the two countries don't go to war, she can go sideways in neighboring countries as long as she doesn't interfere in its internal affairs, but now it's like this?

Yinghua didn't become what he imagined to be the witchy concubine who would bring disaster to the country, Hu Yao no longer cared about this matter,

He doesn't know how to deal with major national affairs. The original emperor and the civil official group were in a state of tug-of-war politics.

Hu Yao's willful behavior and high combat effectiveness at the beginning made these civil servants very afraid, but later found that the new emperor hardly cared about things.

The civil official group gradually became more courageous, and made more and more petty moves. Hu Yao used the anti-feudal eunuchs to intervene in politics very insidiously and evilly.

The two political forces check and balance each other, and Hu Yao is in control of the military. Even if he does not go to court for decades, the operation of the whole country will not show any abnormalities. He just has time to explore ways to restore the demonic power...

The author has something to say: [Note 1]: Life is as gorgeous as summer flowers, and death is as quiet and beautiful as autumn leaves.The original text is from "Flying Bird Collection"