Since ancient times, the routine is popular

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Title: [Live Broadcast] Since ancient times, routines have won the hearts of the people

Author: Meng Jihansheng

Copywriter:

This article is also known as "Treasure life, stay away from routines", "Borrow a save point from the sky", "Stupid Granny's Nth Time on the Street", "Painless death, you deserve it"

Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts.

Xia Zuo traveled to the Western Fantasy world with the live broadcast system. Since then, he has been slapped in the face by this shameless world with five cents special effects.

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Edible Guidelines:

1. The male protagonist rushes to the street at any time

2. Simultaneous attack on the street

3. Stupid Tiger is working hard to update, but his studies are tight, and he may ask for leave, and the update will be resumed on 1/20

4. To be determined.

Content tags: Western fantasy face-slapping live broadcast of another world continent

Search keywords: Protagonist: Xia Zuo┃Supporting role: Xue Lai┃Others:

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☆, time travel X amnesia X hit the street

Xia Zuo opened his eyes for the third time, and finally accepted the reality helplessly.It's only three things, and now he is finally sure that he is not dreaming.

After just sleeping, he slept in this strange place from his own air-conditioned room with a soft Simmons bed.Although the surrounding conditions could be judged from the decoration in front of him, these exquisite patterns seemed to be a style he had never seen before.

Various signs have indicated that he has come to a strange place.

There is nothing wrong with Xia Zuo, he just likes to think too much.So after discovering that there seemed to be something wrong with his situation, countless small theaters immediately formed in his mind, and he calmly thought about it solemnly, and made a series of "logical" inferences (Y) and conclusions (Y).

For example, now is time travel?Or alien abduction?

Time travel should not be possible, after all, no one shouted in joy and tears of joy: "Young Master/Er Zai/Daddy/Nie Zhan(...)/Miss(?)/Madame(?!)/Niangqin(?! !), you finally woke up!" Such a classic NPC-style dialogue.

——If you don’t even have the chance to claim the character’s background, how can you pass the game?

That alien?Is it going to run out? An alien mysteriously told himself that Xia Zuo was actually the little prince of the alien XX royal family who accidentally dropped on the earth, and because of the sauce, now the XX royal family had to get along with him. YY married the royal family, and only then did he realize that he wanted to find him, the little prince who had been lost for many years, and come back as a top bag...?

Cough, Xia Zuo silently shot away the little fairy in his heart who started to let go of himself.

He wouldn't say that he just picked up some X-world cat X's marriage guide the day before, and now his brain hole is so big that it can break through the sky. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

Then, or, a domineering CEO took a fancy to him, so he broke into the house without permission, robbed the men, and wanted to keep him in captivity and have a vigorous prison play with him, love, kill, abuse, love and hate?

All kinds of sentences that I saw in the high school years of literature and art are swiping in my mind, such as:

Even if I can't keep your heart, I will let you stay by my side forever, only I can touch you, I am the whole of your world! ——Overbearing doge smoking a cigarette.JPG

Lock me in a golden cage, break off my flying wings, and let me guard a small window every day. Is this your love? ——Please add Ziwei’s teary-eyed expression to eat here.

……

You scream, and no one comes to save you even if you scream! o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ——Wait, is there something wrong with the last sentence?

PS The above specifically refers to the non-mainstream sentimental sentences that swiped the screen in the □□ space (definitely not the excerpts of the shy little H article that Xia Zuo hid in bed and secretly read XD)

PPS "——" is Xia Zuo's brain play within a play, yes, he is such a handsome man whose mind is full of plays, and his intelligence is not a dream.

Funny like the wind, always with me. BY Xia Zuo

Wait, Xia Zuo suddenly realized that the persona he had clearly agreed to be a straight guy who couldn't be more straight!Why are the two divergent brain holes all filled with indescribable, dirty... BL plots?

Where is the author?

What about the straight male cancer character?

Don't give up treatment in Chapter 1 just because you are writing Tanbi literature!

So Zhang (chun) Bo (zuo) Lun (zhe) immediately made remedial adjustments, and now let's do the cut again——

who I am?where am iWhy am I here?

In this strange place, could it be that there is an unborn Taoist master, seeing that he is full of bones, clear and extraordinary, and so on, so he is brought here because of a disagreement, and then there will be a grandfather with a white beard... With snot and tears, clamoring to teach him everything you have learned?

From then on, he can learn martial arts, beat Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten, marry Bai Fumei (...?), and reach the pinnacle of life (crazy)!

Thinking about it, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Just at this moment, a soft and soft voice that seemed to be able to pinch water suddenly came from beside him. With a little curiosity, he felt a faint fragrance coming from his side, and the soft body of a woman approached:

"What is the young master thinking, so happy?"

...Wha, what?

With the movement of the girl's words, her true face of Mount Lu slowly came into Xia Zuo's sight.

...Do you think that the stupid author is going to start piling up all kinds of rhetoric to describe the first soft girl in this article?

Well, the stupid author is this routine:

The girl has blond hair and blue eyes, a beautiful face and a good figure. The key point is that she is wearing a complicated and classic maid outfit-it is synonymous with "big wave sweetheart", a facial makeup Western Fantasy guide NPC-a caring little maid template.

That's right, this story is not about urban supernatural powers, nor is it a modern fairy tale, but the legendary domineering, horizontal and vertical, world-building, 17-gram multi-year homepage, which caused more waves than waves-Western Fantasy Traveling !

Not creative!Nothing new!

Knowing that the author is so uncreative, I am relieved. _(:з」∠)_

Western fantasy, he understands the routines in the truth, after all, he is an old bookworm who has read all kinds of pits, and he can break up a lot of routines such as upgrading and hitting faces, and he will give you one in minutes. How about a fairly detailed world view?

Although the world is a bit more dangerous, the plot is unfolding a bit, and the death rate is a bit higher... Wait, what's going on when I think about it like this, it seems that I suddenly lose my mind?

No, it doesn't matter, to be reasonable, even if it's a hell-level survival game, it's impossible to shoot casually during the novice mission period. Otherwise, wouldn't it be possible to write the full text of this novel?

How is it possible!

This is just as absurd as traveling to a Danmei novel and breaking up with Scum Gong in a showdown, and then being killed by Scum Gong in the next second!

think about it:

The protagonist said: "I'm sorry, let's break up."

NPC: "Oh, hehe." Then he decisively killed the protagonist.

End of the full text.

Thinking about it, I feel that the picture is so beautiful that the eyes are hot, and the visual sense is too strong.

——Then the naive Xia Zuo selectively forgot the horror games he played that he liked to "open the door and kill", and trusted his years of reading experience.

He said to the gentle and gentle sister with a confused face:

"Who are you? Do I know you?"

The younger sister covered her mouth in surprise, and said in horror: "Master, is he in a coma? Oh my god, I'm going to tell my wife and ask the doctor to come!"

As he said that, he turned around like a live fish, picked up the long skirt and rushed out the door with lightning speed, leaving Xia Zuo behind him and stretched out Erkang's hand weakly: "The bridge bean sack..."

But for a moment, fragmented footsteps came from outside the door one after another, and a large group of people poured in. The leader was a graceful and luxurious middle-aged beautiful woman, who cried out in pain: "How are you, baby?" Yes! Doctor, come and see, my poor child, oh my God, why does God always bring misfortune to you!"

Looking at the sad tears of the middle-aged beautiful woman, Xia Zuo said...

Well, this hug is a bit tight. It is said that the glamorous "mother" is buried in the chest or something. After experiencing it personally, I realized that it is completely unscientific. Now he is a little out of breath QAQ.

The man who looked like a doctor came over and put his fingers on Xia Zuo's wrist lightly.

Then Xia Zuo suddenly lost consciousness.

That's right.

Xia Zuo is dead.

End of the full text.

Wait wtf?What happened?

How on earth did I die as the main character?Could it be that the author's purpose in writing this street-slamming article is just to win the record of the fastest bento protagonist in Lujiang?

After Xia Zuo found out that he was dead, his heart almost collapsed. To use a classic sentence to describe it, it is like a million grass mud horses galloping past, and the BGM is still the screaming groundhog screaming for the ace field of station B. The sound has been haunted ten thousand times.

——Please imagine the picture by yourself.

kindness?

Is there something wrong?

Why does the protagonist have already rushed to the street and crossed out, but he hasn't received the lunch box and still has an appearance in the scene?

——Obviously because death is just the beginning of a new journey!

Xia Zuo, who had calmed down from the shock of "waking up to travel to the Western Fantasy world and then crashing into the street in less than 15 minutes", finally realized that something was wrong.

The big screen in front of him is playing his own death process:

Just after Xia Zuo's wrist was checked by the doctor, the doctor suddenly used special energy to attack Xia Zuo along the meridians of his wrist, causing his heart to burst on the spot.

Then the screen changed from color to black and white, and it was frozen on the picture of Xia Zuo's chest suddenly bursting into bleeding flowers, and slowly typed a few large characters:

[City routines are deep, players are asked to start from the beginning]

After that, it returned to the black screen again, gradually turned brighter, and then the maid girl appeared...

That's right, this shit still has its own loop playback function.

Xia Zuo had already watched this video...it should be called a video, so he realized belatedly that he was dead.

It turns out that death...is such an easy thing.

I always hear people talking about a hundred ways to commit suicide on the Internet. The former Xia Zuo thought about it, cutting his wrists, hanging himself, throwing himself into the sea, jumping off a building, etc. It hurts just thinking about it. If you eat enough food, you may be sent to the hospital for gastric lavage, which is a crime for nothing.

Hmm... Seeing people joking about committing suicide, the upright Xia Zuo actually thought about the various difficulties of committing suicide seriously. Such a fresh and refined upright boy is drunk just thinking about it.

Closer to home, now it was his turn to accidentally throw himself into the street, and he realized that it turned out to be so easy, so easy, and even more convenient and quicker than the legendary painless laser surgery. He didn't realize it at all. I have already received the TAT

[Because this is your golden finger——painless. 】

A voice suddenly appeared, startling Xia Zuo.

Damn, is there still someone here?Could it be called...soul friend?

What the hell is this so-called [painless rush to the street]?Is it his illusion that the feeling and [Painless Abortion] are cp names?

In terms of function, there are so many time slots, okay? Can this kind of consumable that can only be used once be ashamed to call yourself a golden finger?This is the worst time for "Goldfinger" to be hacked!

【...I am not a human being, what is the function of this golden finger, you will know it later. 】

...What's the situation, this thing has mind reading skills?

[I can't read your psychology here, but unfortunately... you have already put all your mental activities on your face. 】

【Also, it’s been almost two hours since you watched it. The only thing you found when you calmed down was that you saw the time travel documentary played on the super large screen in a loop? 】

The author has something to say: Congratulations to cute Xia Zuo for achieving the title of [Jin. Jiang's Fastest Street Fighting Protagonist] (Is there anyone else faster than me?)

But the little tiger’s goal is to achieve the title of [Protagonist with the Most Times of Jin Jiang Punching in the Street]ヾ(≧O≦)〃嗤~

Ah ha ha ha happy to open a new article~~~~

Finally returned to the state of 2 hours and 1 update, this article is like a spring of literature and thought, and the outline is published in minutes.

Chapter 1, this style of writing is like a wild horse, no, this is not my writing, this is the fault of Xia Zuo, who has a lot of brains and brains. ︿(￣︶￣)︿

☆、Death X System X Contract

In the next hour, this self-proclaimed system explained the reasons why Xia Zuo appeared here.

The first is the reason for time travel. The system told him very simply that Xia Zuo was dead in the original world.

Xia Zuo pointed to himself, with a look of "WTF? You don't want me to be an ass": "I'm dead? When did it happen, why don't I know?"

[The cause of death was an electrocution over coffee while rushing for papers all night, or do you want me to replay your death experience for you? 】

Xia Zuo was silent.

The system directly regards this silence as no objection, and continues to explain:

Xia Zuo, who died unexpectedly, was "lucky" to meet a system from the future, and with the help of the system, he finally entered the body of Xia Zuo in this fantasy world.

This system comes from a future world with extremely mature network technology, and belongs to a giant webcast platform company in this world.In order to strengthen traffic, the company has come up with a big plan by virtue of unreasonable black technology: dispatching subsystems into various time and space points to find partners to experience different worlds in person, and then broadcast it as a webcast.

The system is responsible for the live broadcast of the Western Fantasy World, and just before it entered the Western Fantasy World, it captured Xia Zuo whose soul drifted to the vicinity of the Western Fantasy World.

In addition to the western fantasy world that Xia Zuo came to, there are also cultivation, doomsday, ghosts, prehistoric, supernatural, and various mythological backgrounds, etc. There are even people who specialize in the modern society of the 21st century. society.

The system has a total of two major capabilities, one, allowing users to repeatedly invest in a certain point in time, and the other, connecting to the future world network.What do you mean by Xia Zuo's [painless rush to the street] this golden finger?It is said that the author of this article gave Xia Zuo a golden finger.

And its requirements, in a nutshell, are: Xia Zuode broadcasted his various experiences in the Western Fantasy world, and then gained attention, so as to get the chance to come back to life again and again.

【do you understand? 】

Xia Zuo said: "It sounds...it feels a bit like an RPG strategy game."

[If understanding it in this way can help you think, you can also say so. 】

Xia Zuo raised his paw: "I have a question."

【what? 】

"Live broadcast or something, many people can do it, why did you choose me?"

[Actually, I did invite many experiencers at the same time, including the aborigines here, or this explanation may be more clear: choosing aborigines cannot highlight the characteristics of the world itself, there is no conflict and there is no selling point; as for choosing the time traveler... the object of observation In , you have the shortest time to complete the first street rush mission. 】The death is also the most casual and the most unexpected, which is completely in line with the philosophy that the black technology company has been pursuing for a long time:

The vast majority of melon-eating people were caught off guard.

What I want is this refreshing feeling of "without a trace of defense".

[So, are you willing to join us? 】

Xia Zuo blinked: "I don't want to."

Even the system was inexplicably caught off guard when faced with this kind of answer. This seemed to be different from what was planned. 【...Can you tell me the reason? 】

Xia Zuo said: "It's very simple. This world is too dangerous. I stay here as a scumbag and I will kill myself every minute. But you, honestly, what's the use of you?"

【I can regenerate you infinitely. ] After a pause, the system's voice sounded again, 【If you choose to refuse, then I can only send you to where you should go. 】

"where?"

【hell. 】

"It's really dead, right...Okay, I'll go." Xia Zuo looked dejected, and chose to take meow.

Isn't it just hitting the street, who doesn't have a day hitting the street, what difference does it make if it's sooner or later, come on, come and hurt each other!

【…】

The system was silent for a moment.

Then suddenly, lightning struck Xia Zuo from the sky.

"!!!" You don't have to be so quick to say you're going to hell, coach, I'm not ready yet!

However, although being struck by lightning was very painful, very painful, very painful, after the smoke cleared, Xia Zuo unexpectedly discovered that he was still conscious... Huh?Does consciousness really exist after death?Could it be that he is already the legendary soul, A Piao?

Just when Xia Zuo's brain was opened again, the mechanized voice of the system came: [Unfortunately, you did not die.Just now is just an experiment, if you choose to go to hell, then you will suffer a hundred times more painful pain than just now in the process of death... just now is just a journey of experience. 】

I don't know why, but the system's voice is calm and emotionless, but Xia Zuo can hear a sinister threat from it cough cough＞＜

... To be honest, if the one just now was the most authentic Pujie, then it would be Pujie anyway, but... so it was only the elementary version?

That's right... the surrounding environment hasn't changed, it's still the same system space.

Xia Afraid of Pain Zuo Xin recalled his feeling just now with lingering fear, and immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No need."

Xia Zuo's retreat from death made the whole negotiation more and more successful, and the voice of the system became obviously gentler: [Actually, think about it from another angle, you can be resurrected infinitely, and die without pain, so the most terrifying thing in this high-risk world The factor you have perfectly shielded, what else do you have to fear? 】

[You have lived a mediocre life until now, don't you want to achieve some great ideals? 】

[The system can provide you with a platform to reach the pinnacle of life through repeated attempts. 】

[What are you playing RPG strategy games for so many years?Now there is a great self-experience holographic game, do you want to miss it? 】

【What about becoming Kami in the new world? 】

Xia Zuo really wanted to say: "No, uncle, we don't have an appointment, let me be a quiet salted fish."

But unfortunately, as a good young man in the new century, Xia Zuo, who grew up in various novels of Hot Blooded Girls and Green Rivers since he was a child... I have to admit that he was tempted.

In the end, Xia Zuo covered his face with a smile in his heart (*/ω＼*): "It's a mechanized system, Amway is so handy and comes with a bewitching effect, what, what, what, what! '

"No, don't say it, I promise it's not enough."

System Plan Pass√

After confirming the cooperative relationship, the system draws up a labor contract while the iron is hot:

The name of the employer (hereinafter referred to as Party A) New Century Black Technology Company

Unit address XX dimension XX galaxy alpha star

Work address YY dimension FTL West Fantasy World

Contact information Different dimension live broadcast system WF

Unit nature live broadcast platform

Legal representative (main person in charge) JD, chief supervisor of the different-dimensional live broadcast channel

Laborer (hereinafter referred to as Party B)

Name Chasel

Sex: Male

……

Party A (seal) Party B (signature)

Legal representative (main person in charge) (signature)

or authorized agent (signature)

This contract is also mixed with various detailed work regulations. To put it simply, the live broadcast system WF cooperates with Xia Zuo as the endorsement of the black technology company. The help provided by the system, which specifically includes infinite resurrection, and black technology companies use this to open up a new live broadcast mode (to make trouble).

After signing, Xia Zuo realized belatedly: "Don't you have any other cheats to offer?"

【for example? 】

"For example, after the live broadcast, I get rewards, coins, and flowers. Your company is so big, there should be such a model, and then this kind of thing can let me in the system mall... Oh, if you have it ...It is exchanged for some special abilities and the like, it is written like this in the novels."

[When the popularity of the up master increases, I will convey your suggestion to the general supervisor of the frequency division. 】

Well... ╮(╯-╰)╭Although it’s okay to ask for anything now, at least there is hope, right?

Xia Zuo thought with disgust, well, after confirming that his life goal is to become the Kami of the new world, he quickly returned to the previous daily offline state, and his thinking jumped like a wild dog.

"...I don't have any of these, so besides having the ability to resurrect repeatedly, what's the difference between me and those normal time travelers... No, even those time travelers, as long as they are the protagonist, they can be resurrected even if they die. , or you can become an undead/skeleton to form a new world order TAT" The more I think about it, the more I feel that I have been fooled.

For Xia Zuo's petty bourgeois mentality, the system:

【…What gave you the illusion of being different? 】

"Huh? It seems to be the case. So I'm just a routine traveler?... Then I can feel relieved."

Thinking about it, Xia Zuo became happy again.

Looking at Xia Zuo who is driving like this, the system can only keep smiling... Well, it seems that my up master is the legendary goldfish with only seven seconds of memory.

...How long has passed, and he has already forgotten how he rushed to the street in 15 minutes.

But it doesn't matter if you forget it, anyway... soon he will know that something is wrong in this world ╮(╯▽╰)╭

[Excuse me, now that the partnership has been established, I will make a video of your previous experience and release it as a preview. 】

Oh yes, now he is a working person.

Xia Zuo just nodded, and suddenly realized something... "The one on the big screen just now is the video you want to put out?"

【Yes. 】

While replying like this, the system has already "hands" quickly released the video remotely.

According to the content of the contract, only the first time will be made into a video by the system as an advertisement, and the next step will be live broadcast.

Xia Zuo said, "Wait, then..."

[We have a strict security and privacy review system. In addition, after the live broadcast is enabled, the up owner can choose the time to start the live broadcast, as long as the working hours are met.For specific relevant safety regulations, please refer to Appendix 1 and 2 of the contract. 】

"Actually, I just want to say... Can I see the reaction after the video is released? For example, barrage, etc., you know, as a grandma, you can only have good performance if you pay attention to the reaction! ︿(￣︶￣ )︿”

☆、Trailer X live broadcast X hit the street

"Actually, I just want to say... Can I see the reaction after the video is released? For example, barrage, etc., you know, as a grandma, you can only have good performance if you pay attention to the reaction! ︿(￣︶￣ )︿”

For Xia Zuo's mood, the system said it understood very well.

This kind of mood for the first time posting a video is probably similar to that of a novice author's first submission. Basically, it belongs to "itching if you don't read comments, but itches even more if you do".

Therefore, the system made two hecks at places Xia Zuo didn't know, and then satisfied Xia Zuo's idea.

The way the system satisfies Xia Zuo is to enable Xia Zuo to use part of the super-large screen in front of him, such as accessing the future network.

At the moment when the village connected to the Internet, Xia Zuo was extremely excited:

As an Internet addicted teenager in the 21st century, I actually connected to the Internet of the future world in the Western Fantasy world.

... Sure enough, the Internet is the most important invention in the world!

The website where the system puts videos is said to be the largest same-sex dating and barrage video sharing website in the future world empire. It integrates various videos and live broadcasts, and is the largest trend culture and entertainment community in the empire.

However, less than ten seconds after Xia Zuo opened it according to the instructions, he was confused by the super visual sense of this website called "Heike".

Emma, ​​isn’t this the future version of the small TV! This pink and pink page, with the painting style of the group of demons dancing wildly and the facial expressions floating around everywhere, are really too friendly︿(￣︶ ￣)︿

...Including this small TV that was shaking and shaking and shaking for a long time and couldn't be put on, all of them had a familiar smell.

Xia Zuo was a little nervous, but suddenly calmed down.

The video delivered not long ago can only be found under the "Latest Delivery" column, which is very inconspicuous.

Xia Zuo's little heart, which had just calmed down a little bit, became uneasy again.

While waiting for the small TV to vibrate and the barrage loading to complete, Xia Zuo suddenly felt strangely quiet around him.That's right, Xia Zuo became nervous when it came time.

Obviously I have seen the video many times, but Xia Zuo found that he didn't remember what the content was like at all ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Will I be stupid in it?

It's the first time I'm on camera, I don't know how I am on the screen~

System: [Did you forget that the video was shot from your perspective?You never showed up from beginning to end. 】

"..."

[Yes, you have said everything you think in your heart. 】System Indifference.jpg

Fortunately, the small TV finished loading at this time, Xia Zuo said haha: "Unexpectedly, the Internet speed will be stuck in the future, haha!"

【It's all going through the dimension, and it's not easy with the Internet. 】The system continues to be indifferent.jpg

Xia Zuo: "..." System, do you know that it's easy to lose friends?

The next moment, Xia Zuo's face was covered in overwhelming barrage.

etc?No one cares about the promised little transparency? !

Xia Zuo struggled to find the setting, set the barrage to be translucent so that it would not cover his face, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, tremblingly pointing at the number of barrages and the number of current viewers: "How long has it been? There are so many people?!"

The voice was full of disbelief, and that weak little voice trembled.

There are more than 3 bullet screens, and the current audience has three digits.How long has he been sending it out?

Could it be that the majority of internet-addicted teenagers saw that his bones were so strange that he would become a great weapon, so he became an instant hit?

Cough, just when Xia Zuo was dreaming, the ruthless system shattered Xia Zuo's delusion unreasonably:

[Combining the total population of the empire and the daily online numbers of the Star Network, this number...is just a normal score for newcomers. 】

"The total population...how much?" Xia Zuo subconsciously asked.

The system answered a number that Xia Zuo couldn't figure out even with his fingers.

Then, facing the frightened Xia Zuo, he slowly made up his sword: 【This is the population of a medium-sized planet. 】

"...Then there are many, many planets like this in the empire, right? That's fine, you've successfully conveyed to me the message that I'm hot, and I understand TAT in this way."

Although his small achievement was completely unremarkable when the base number was high, Xia Zuo was still very happy.

To encourage himself, he decided to watch the video again from the beginning.

……

Then he was smeared by the malice from the big universe (system), and hid back in the corner with a heartbroken heart.

What happened?Let's switch perspective a bit.

In the future world, there is a 20-minute break between classes. The hard-working student Gou Naxi finally finished the gravitational wave proof problem at hand, and decided to take advantage of some time to climb up to the black station to fish for fish.Then, as fate would have it, he happened to see a video in the latest delivery section of the live game.

"Compatibility Test Report between Ancient Natural Man and Western Fantasy World [Preview]"

The video is only 1P, and it is only less than 15 minutes, which is just suitable for a game dog like Naxi who fishes between classes.

While waiting for the small TV to load, Naxi glanced at the tag under the video, and was taken aback:

"Up master IQ arrears series"

"Brain hole is better than plot series"

"Brain hole breaks through the sky"

"Mouth dislikes brain integrity"

"Funds are burning"

"The appearance of the whole crew is online"

"The pig's feet that hit the street without appearing on the stage"

Naxi: "..." I always feel that this is not a serious game scene?

Regardless, just watch it, and click it anyway.

The video starts in pitch black, and then slowly types out a few lines of white text.

[My name is Xia Zuo, from the earth in the 21st century.One day, I opened my eyes and found that the whole world was different...]

【Crossing the Western Fantasy World】

【UP Master: Xia Zuo】

Then the strange and very beautiful interior was released on the screen.

Well, although it is a traditional crossing flow, this modeling is fine and detailed enough, and it is indeed worthy of the legendary "expenses are burning".Naxi thought deeply.

Suddenly, a large group of "wild UP masters appear ahead, all ready to take a group photo" and "hahahahahaha" parties flooded up on the barrage.

Naxi subconsciously turned off the barrage, but after turning it off, a large pair of barrages popped up instead.

"Is it time travel or rebirth now?"

"No one cried out with joy: 'Young Master/Er Zai/Daddy/Nie Zhan/Miss/Madam/Mother, you finally woke up!' This is unscientific!"

"If you don't even give me the chance to claim the character's background, how can you pass the game?"

"Or is it an alien? Is it going to come out? An alien mysteriously told me that I was actually a little prince who was accidentally left on the earth by the alien XX royal family, and then because of unspeakable reasons , now the royal family of XX has to marry the royal family of YY, only to remember that I want to find me, the little prince who has been lost for many years, and come back as a top bag...?"

……

Well, Naxi understands.

These "advanced" barrages that dominate the screen are the brain holes produced by the UP master synchronously and expressed in the way of thinking barrages.

After opening the bullet screen, a large "hahahaha" party poured out immediately, mixed with various jokes:

"Hahaha Miss/Madame/Mother, what the hell is that?"

"Damn it, I read this article!"

"Is this the ancient natural man? It's not as serious as the textbook says!"

"What about the great hero who had to explore a new map because of environmental pollution? Is this more funny than a real man?!"

"Hahaha UP master is actually a legendary straight man! I have never seen a pure straight man in such a big age!"

"You teased me before? The UP master watched BL Xiaohuang|The text is so brain-breaking and full of filth and indescribable, is he actually a straight man?"

"UP master: Although I read BL Xiaohuang | Wen, the brain hole is big, the brain is full of indescribable filth, and I look forward to the president's prison play, but I am still a straight straight man"

"This is the worst time for a straight man to be hacked 2333"

"Welcome to watch the UP master take you to redefine straight male large-scale documentary"

……

Just when everyone thought that this was a spicy chicken game that watched the ancient natural people breaking through the sky, and was too lazy to match the BGM except for the outstanding scene modeling. My eyes lit up.

Well, although the brain hole of the UP master is indeed very clear, but after all, everyone is here for the live game︿(￣︶￣)︿

"Aw, oh, sister, sister! There is a sister!"

"I'll give the crew a thumbs up for this girl's beauty!"

"It really is a Western fantasy world"

"Welcome to Western Fantasy Routine"

"The NPC came out"

"Don't talk nonsense in front, what NPC, such a cute girl is no different from salted fish!"

"No barrage, quiet girls' maid outfits and childlike big breasts prprpr"

"Did the hentai in the front lick until it lost its tongue? 2333"

"Take away the little maid, she's on my bed now, maybe it's all later"

"The masking squad is dispatched, and I will protect the face of the little maid!"

……

Naxi, as an Internet-addicted teenager who hangs around in 2D, is also impressed by the production of this game.Not to mention the modeling of the previous building, this maid did it very finely like a real person, and he even had the illusion that he was facing a highly intelligent AI.

It must be an illusion.

but make so