Since ancient times, the routine is popular
Work related (2)
The excellent game really made him interested in chasing after it.
Until the mother and the doctor appeared, the barrage flooded the screen again, including "23333", "Don't struggle anymore, you have already bent into a paper clip", "Unexpected The ancient western fantasy routines are so deep that even mothers can handle them"...
Just when everyone was immersed in the hahahaha state, they suddenly didn't know that the progress bar could no longer hold up.
Seeing the doctor on his wrist, Naxi suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the next moment, he saw blood bursting from the heart below the angle of view.
[City routines are deep, players are asked to start from the beginning]
Naxi stared blankly at a line of words on the screen, completely bewildered.
what happened?
Died suddenly?
It was at this moment that bullet screens suddenly appeared overwhelmingly.
The screen is full of "Fuck!", "God unfolds", "There is no trace of defense", "What happened?", "What did I miss?", "What did the protagonist do?", "Is this game still playable? "Among them, there are some scheming dogs' ridicule:
"Hahaha, I'm just waiting to see how stupid you are at this moment, and deliberately didn't have a high-energy warning."
Naxi couldn't calm down for a long time.
Then he went to the second brush...
Sure enough, the words "second swipe to find clues", "fifth swipe to commemorate" and "second swipe to believe I'm as stupid as up" appeared on the bullet screen at the beginning of this time.
Well, how should I put it, in order to prove that my IQ is not in arrears, all the heroes worked very hard, trying to find some clues.
The most widely accepted saying is: the doctor should be an undercover agent lurking in the protagonist's family, and he wanted to start a big conspiracy, so he killed the pig's foot when the protagonist was not prepared.
——The poor pig's feet time travel has not been confiscated, the girl built a harem to conquer the world, went crazy in her life, and she just died so casually.
The evidence is—
It was agreed to be a Western fantasy world. Western doctors actually feel the pulse. Is this really scientific? BUG!Proper BUG!There must be a conspiracy involving the East and West continents!
As for whether this guess is right or wrong, of course we have to wait for the live broadcast behind the UP master︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
No matter what, UP Lord Little Fairy, you have successfully caught my attention.evil smile.jpg
The author has something to say: So I just like this, willfully open a hole hehehe
Western fantasy routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside, I hope Xia Xiaozuo has a good journey [beautiful.jpg]
☆, live broadcast X re-start X hit the street
"This is too much! This is an invasion of my privacy! How can you capture my mental activities at will and release them publicly!"
Logically speaking, most of the time Xia Zuo is still very timid when facing this black live broadcast technology, after all... time travel!Resurrection!Western fantasy hey!The behavior of the black technology to show its muscles at will made Xia Zuo feel that he didn't want to step on the thunder.
But this time what black technology has done is too much.
"I protest! This is absolutely not acceptable! This is an invasion of privacy! Even UP owners have the right to choose whether to speak their minds, Internet celebrities also have dignity!"
Xia Zuo thumped his ground in protest.
[But you are not an internet celebrity yet. 】
...At this time, you don't need the system to insert the knife, thank you!
"What's the matter if you're not an Internet celebrity? If you're not an Internet celebrity, you can bully them casually QAQ! What about the 'strict security and privacy review system' that you promised, have you fed the dog!"
[After inspection, the thinking bullet screens are all clean versions that have passed the review and filtering. 】
"QAQ..."
After a strange pause, the system said to Xia Zuo, who was sitting on the ground like a child, and said: [The user's protest has been handed over to the frequency division chief supervisor, please wait patiently for the result, please? 】
Why?Is it rare that the tone is so soft? !
Hearing the words, Xia Zuo, a coquettish silly boy, obediently retracted his paws that were about to continue pounding the ground and rubbed it—it hurts a bit from hitting too hard just now QAQ
What kind of weird and unreasonable etheric civilization is the internal network speed of the black technology? JD quickly sent a reply, and the system said: [Comprehensively considering the user's past civilization progress, the company decided to respect your personal wishes— —Users can customize some keywords on the basis of the original review system, as long as relevant aspects are involved, they will be automatically blocked by the system. 】
Xia Zuo was taken aback: "Really! o(〃'▽'〃)o"
[Of course, users are also asked to think about it. Appropriate thinking bullet screens can help attract audience interest. 】
Hmm, I understand this routine!Xia Zuo nodded like pounding garlic.
It's as if the UP master who is a live game player in the 21st century will make complaints while doing the strategy!It's just that now my complaints can only be expressed through thinking barrage.
The satisfied Xia Zuo immediately ignited his confidence in games, no, life.
"When will the second week start? Come on!"
===
Two weeks
From this time on, it has been a simultaneous live broadcast.But there is nothing special about Xia Zuo's world, eh—but as long as he thinks about it, he can find some familiar things in the four corners of his vision.
For example, the number of current viewers, barrage switch, live switch and so on.
Immediately, I felt like I was playing a live holographic game.
Xia Zuo was inexplicably a little excited—well, maybe he realized that people would watch how (crossed out) he played games (crossed out) to conquer this Western fantasy world!
into the world.
It is still a familiar black world.To Xia Zuo's surprise, he had only just started the live broadcast, and the current number of viewers was no longer zero!
... As expected, there are really many people in the future world.
Xia Zuo sighed.
At the same time, translucent white characters appeared at the top of the field of vision.
'Front row!Hey, am I a sofa! '
"Hahahaha crawled over from the trailer, you look familiar to me"
'Tell me what time it is'
'The front row is watching the cute up master'
……
At first, he thought that the feeling of being surrounded by people watching what he was doing would make him nervous, restrained, and shy (...), but after experiencing it himself, he realized——
Emma, they couldn't see her face anyway, so they felt safe across the network cable o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
Thinking of this, Xia Zuo sent out a thought barrage.
Relying on the advantage of being a UP owner, it is exceptionally outstanding when it is released (†"﹣)
"Howl everyone, I am your witty and handsome UP master Xia Zuo"
'Hey group photo! '
"Hahaha you are so handsome, you show your face"
'2333 I don't know if he's handsome or not, but he's so witty or something'
'UP's stupidity reaches new heights'
'Hearing these words from the UP master, I was blown out after diving for many years'
'I don't agree with what I said before, but the up master said that all this is his plan'
……
Xia Zuo looked at the spectators who suddenly exploded the screen and mocked him, and snorted in his heart, pretending not to see it.
—He is a serious man with a job!
So he opened his eyes a second time.
"Master, you're awake!" The little maid smiled sweetly.
Xia Zuo looked confused: "Who are you? Do I know you?"
Sure enough, the little maid rushed out in a panic, and brought back a bunch of people—including the mother of this body and the doctor who had killed her before.
Why did Xia Zuo copy it as it is?Just as netizens guessed before, Xia Zuo also felt that it was suspicious to kill his own doctor.
He decided to test the depth of this doctor. by Xia Zuo
Huh?Why should I use a kill?
Xia Zuo suddenly had some doubts in his heart. The young boy who was held in his mother's arms saw the doctor walking towards him, and immediately rose up to resist: "I, I don't want this person to come over!"
'...Amazing my up master! '
'Is he meowing to test?Are you meow teasing me? EXM? '
'Test: let me go, I'm still a child! '
'Hahaha, such a refreshing and unaffected temptation'
……
Hmph, this group of future humans with fishy lips, how can they understand the unfathomable (and not) wisdom of ancient humans in the 21st century! [doge.jpg]
Xia Zuo tried his best to ignore these "ginseng cocks" and continued his great career of pretending to be pitiful.
The so-called "hit on the body (?), pain on the mother's heart", this principle is probably the same in the world of Western Fantasy.Sure enough, Xia Zuo's mother hugged Xia Zuo tightly when she heard the words, and said:
Good boy, don't be afraid, the doctor can only heal quickly after feeding the medicine.
That's right, and then Xia Zuo was hugged by his mother with incredible strength, and then watched him repeat the original cause of death again.
'...'
'...'
'...'
Xia Zuo: Meow meow meow meow?
'So, what about the good trial? '
Honey is silent.
"There must be a mistake somewhere!" Xia Zuo vowed to send a thought barrage at the beginning of the third week, "It's only three things, and I will definitely learn a lesson this time."
The smug Xia Zuo finally managed to evade the achievement of "Being Heartbroken by a Doctor X3" this time.
...He died at the hands of his mother.It took a total of 10 minutes.
The specific scenes are restored as follows:
Xia Zuo didn't cry or make trouble this time. Although he still said to his mother, "I don't know you, madam, I don't know you", but that serious tone...you can tell that he is a mature natural person at a glance.
Then he pre-empted the doctor as soon as he entered the door: "Sir, do I know you? Why are you so hostile to me?" With a deep face.
In the face of sudden inquiries, normal people will be more or less confused, and at this time they will often reveal their truest thoughts. ——by Xia Zuo
Immediately, comments such as "66666" and "up's main painting style has changed" appeared on the barrage.
However, the doctor took his time and looked at Xia Zuo carefully.
Very good, he didn't come close to me this time!
This is really welcome progress.
Xia Zuo continued his efforts and was about to speak when his mother was sitting tenderly beside his bed, holding Xia Zuo into her arms.
Then Xia Zuo felt a pain in his back—this was a stabbing knife from his mother's love.
That's right, since the original owner's mother can use her strange power to hold Xia Zuo tightly, she can naturally shatter Xia Zuo's heart with a palm from the vest.
But what the hell is going on!
What about the Western Fantasy Shuangwen breakthrough game?I didn't even have time to get out of bed, I didn't say or do anything, I've hit the street three times, how can I play this game? !
After the third black screen, Xia Zuo did not immediately turn off the live broadcast and return to the system space. He silently sent a thought barrage to the black world:
"I don't understand you West Fantasy people very well, I want to go to heaven to be calm and calm"
Xia Zuo's face was covered with black question marks, and the same is true of the audience gentlemen:
'Fuck...'
'Fuck'
'Fuck! ! ! '
'WTF did I just go to the toilet and miss a world? =. ='
"I don't understand you West Fantasy people very well, I'm calming down in the sky with the UP Lord"
'The cold leaves are falling all over my face, and the plot is so heart-wrenching'
……
And obviously I was also confused by the malice of this broken game, but I refused to admit it, and insisted on pulling the poor, cute, witty and handsome (?) UP master Xia Zuo out to whip the corpse:
'At first I thought it was the IQ arrears of the UP owner, but now I understand that the UP owner was wrong'
'Although the IQ of the UP owner is in arrears, the main reason is that the game maker is making trouble'
'It's been 3 weeks and I'm as confused as the UP master'
'Never thought that I was as stupid as the UP master'
'Infected by the UP master, I can't understand the plot anymore, this is the rhythm of making trouble'
……
Xia Zuo: Meow meow meow meow?
Cough, there are such small experts who don’t forget to stab the knife from time to time, and of course there are also some little angels who are really whetted by the Western fantasy "game" unfolded by this god, and start to think carefully about the plot to speculate on the possible strategy direction.
That's right, little angel.
This kind of little angel is the model among the audience masters, good news for fish lip UP masters!
There are also some old drivers who are "well-informed" and "experienced in vicissitudes" among this kind of attack party, and they start to make bold assumptions with a confident tone:
'The plot has actually begun to slowly reveal its clues. Obviously, the protagonist's mother may be the biggest difficulty to overcome this level. The previous doctor is probably just a vanguard, which is equivalent to two insurances here. Slag's setting makes him completely invincible against two opponents with high martial arts from the Western Fantasy world. That is to say, he is either in the hands of the doctor or in the hands of Mama Sang. '
The ignorant party mentioned before (including Xia Zuo himself who was watching in the system space) and the dumping party looked at the large number of blue words that suddenly appeared with longing eyes, and just wanted to habitually write a "blue word praise", Suddenly realized something:
Wait...you didn't say anything in blue!
Sure enough, another blue word came out: 'So we have to break through this level... I'm sorry, the director, I can't make it up anymore. In fact, I came to cheat the timeout o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ'
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However, although shameless old drivers like Lan Zi occupy the majority, there are still some reliable guesses.
For example, the little angel Naxi, who once appeared in most of the chapters, began to compare the frequency division of the three versions of the video.
"Huh? Could it be that..."
☆、Breakthrough X try X progress
'The level of sophistication of this game has reached the level of terrific thought. Not to mention the high-fidelity modeling that everyone has mentioned many times. The reaction of the little maid who wakes up will be slightly different, and the differences are so subtle that they can't be found without comparison. '
'That is to say, this game is very likely to achieve high intelligence in the true sense'
"Then now comes the question, is the little maid with highly intelligent AI really a special NPC, or—does every NPC have such highly intelligent AI?"
"It can be judged from the third week that the mother and the doctor's intention to kill the pig's feet was determined early on, so we might as well continue the speculation."
……
"Finally, the crux of the matter is: Maybe the real reason for the pig's feet being killed three times is the harmless girl who appeared at the beginning."
'It's just a little guess, I hope it will help the UP master's journey'
Xia Zuo, who was squatting in a small corner of the system space and watching the video, stared at the video screen covered with yellow characters, lost in thought.
It is different from other bullet screens with 'hahahaha I believe what I said', 'I am afraid that I will give 82 points for this wave of careful thinking, and the remaining 18 points will be divided into 666 and given to yellow characters', 'Hahaha the game company will be in the next round It's a big chess' joke, Xia Zuo really felt like seeing a relative when he saw the yellow characters.
Little angel!
That's right, he wasn't playing any man-made game at all, but he had truly traveled into a real Western fantasy world! (┳_┳)...
So..."System, I've adjusted my mood, let's swipe four times!"
That's right, Xia Zuo is a hero full of vigor after finding a possible guessing direction! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
[In this case... Four swipes, let's start. 】
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week four
"Master, you're awake!" The little maid was still smiling sweetly.
Xia Zuo still expressed his bewilderment like the previous three times, but this time, after the little maid ran out nervously, Xia Zuo did not sit still—he quickly ran out and followed the little maid.
I saw the little maid running to the main hall with astonishing speed, her speed definitely surpassed the legendary sprinter, but the most shocking thing was...he actually caught up with her!
Oh oh oh, it feels like flying! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
Easily!Effortless!
Ma Ma I became a superman!
As a former Internet-addicted teenager with severe social phobia, obsessed buttocks that are getting thinner day by day, and a box of Huainan beef soup that can last a week without leaving the dormitory, Xia Zuo, who has long been accustomed to fighting the five scum system by himself, is almost Simply moved to tears!
At this moment, Xia Zuo, a weak chicken otaku, was moved deep in his heart:
No matter how dangerous this Western fantasy world is, he will recognize it because he has superpowers!
Xia Zuo followed the little maid all the way, and found that the little maid finally entered a room.Xia Zuo subconsciously hid his figure in the corner.
Everyone knows that children who do bad things for the first time will always have a sense of excitement that they are saving the world (?), and now Xia Zuo's inner feelings are "thumping like a deer" on the romance channel.
...Of course the real and straightforward Xia Zuo would never admit to such a cute modifier as "little deer".
"What kind of deer, runaway wild dog is almost the same"
For such an upright boy, the bullet screens can only say:
'233333'
'UP master: wild dog or deer, I choose wild dog'
'Hahaha yes, this is very UP master'
"The Lord UP is really a pure and unpretentious wild dog"
……
Cough, Xia Zuo rolled his eyes in his heart at this group of barrages that were destroying the atmosphere, and at the same time he was already hiding in a place where no one was around, and was fully prepared to listen to the corner.
I only heard the familiar voice of the little maid from inside the room: "Madam, the young master has woken up, but—it seems that, just as the great doctor worried, he is not the same as before, just like a different person," said Finally, the little maid began to cry, "Will the young master, will it be true..."
! ! !There is a situation!
Xia Zuo and the gentlemen in the audience were all shocked. The little maid's words really contained a lot of information, and he had to make up the rhythm of a [-]-character bosom friend's chicken soup every minute.
"Human Tragedy!What's the point of a glamorous young woman and a refined doctor killing their own children? "
'... Mama, the UP master, is poisonous hahaha! '
'what is this my god! '
'Excellent wordUP master'
'23333 This thing is so exciting'
……
What?So in the future, has Zhiyin, an important human cultural communication output tool with tenacious vitality, disappeared? Σ(°△°|||)︴
Apparently, the brain-dead UP master from the 21st century is the only one who can make up chicken soup with bosom friend in minutes.
After popularizing the legendary "Friends" style casually, leaving a sentence "Please call UP Lord Red Scarf, no thanks", Xia Zuo continued to watch the family drama in the house.
"What did you say!" The mother was obviously taken aback, but soon she sighed, "Oh my god, the remnant of the demon clan treats a dumb boy who can't speak like this! Oh, my poor little Xia Zuo, no, I have to go and see for myself... Even if it is true, I have to finish it with my own hands and fulfill Zuo’s wish." After a pause, "Great doctor, you..."
"Madam, let me go with Madam... If you really go to the last step, why don't I take the action for Madam." It was the doctor who had killed Xia Zuo twice.
At this time, Xia Zuo, who heard what his mother said, already understood why he died.
1. This body must have been involved in some kind of demon race before, most of it was passively involved.The camps of the demons and this body are obviously at odds. My mother and the doctor killed me, obviously because I was suspected of being possessed by the demons, and the confrontation between the two sides must be very serious, otherwise it would not be possible. Because a little guesswork can kill people too soon.
2. This body is also called Xia Zuo, and then... a dumb and demented person.
Dumb, and dementia...
No wonder it was exposed every time... This setting is also amazing.
The bullet screens have praised the UP master with "smooth thinking" and "perfect logic":
'The UP master really has the essence of the routine'
'In just a few seconds, you can get so much information from the big and the small, I admire it! '
……
Encouraged by Xia Zuo, he didn't stop doing anything, and planned to make a big one.
Before his mother and his party went out to look for him, he ran back quickly, trying to take a shortcut back to the room before his mother, the doctor and others.
However, there are two problems with the above sentence.
attempt.
Take a shortcut.
We all know that in novels, the word "attempt" basically means...trying to fail.
And taking a shortcut... After only walking behind the little maid once, you're brazenly saying that you want to take a shortcut? EXM?Are you a little bit too confident?
The overconfident Xia Zuo stood beside a pool in a daze.
It was the third time he had wandered to the place of this beautiful golden pool, but—
He remembered that when the little maid led the way at the beginning, there was no such pool along the way.
Um, so, he got lost?Xia Zuo realized his situation belatedly.
That's a little embarrassing.
"Just now I praised the intelligence of the UP host, but now I look at it, I really think too much"
'The UP master is really full of confidence'
'Don't bully the UP master, the UP master works so hard and is so cute! '
"I made it in front of me, just looking at the thinking barrage can feel the confusion overflowing the screen hahaha"
'Send an UP main emoji package: [UP lord looks confused.jpg], please call me a red scarf, no thanks' This barrage directly put the expression "UP lord" on the stomach of the creature with a confused face typeface.
'Emoji package get, wait so what is a red scarf'
'I'm Lanzi, let me popularize science'
'Red scarf: It is a very auspicious symbol in ancient times. In ancient times, there was a custom of wearing a red scarf on the head of a soldier. Through this, the ancients could obtain mysterious power, so that they were invincible.Later, it gradually evolved into a symbol of both organization and commemoration of the red scarf, which can be tied around the neck to avoid bad luck and eliminate disasters.Because it is said that the red color of the red scarf was dyed red by the blood donation of ancient warriors and heroes. It is a symbol that only a very small number of people who have received the blessing of God can have it. '
'Like the blue letter'
'66666'
'Hahahahahaha'
'Stunned.JPG'
'Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast'
'Sweet and spicy!I really didn't expect the UP master to be so powerful, but I didn't see the UP master wearing a red scarf. Could it be that the red scarf is a magic weapon that can hide the body like the ancient classics, and it has been refined into a natal magic weapon by UP Yet? '
"Hahahaha, the green characters on it are so cute, isn't it really a joke?"
'233333'
'The 23333 green letter actually believed it'
"The green characters are cute, and the screen confesses, how about coming to uncle's place to eat candied haws?"
'Damn it, I've already reported it, and I actually drove openly on the barrage'
Accompanied by the reminder of [XXOO Zhen Shan Mei was reported and banned for 10 minutes for violating barrage etiquette], the green character who had unconsciously acted cute and exposed her age before blankly sent a barrage:
'I can no longer be regarded as cute, please respect my personality rights as a person with independent thinking ability, and I have quit candied haws a long time ago'
Just looking at the bullet screen all the way from mercilessly mocking the poor UP master (that is, himself), to Lan Zi's serious nonsense, and finally began to openly flirt It has also undergone various changes.
From the grievance of "QAQ said yes, I am the little princess who is held in the palm of my hand by Ni Meng", to "The red scarf is still a child, let it go, don't mess with science popularization and spoil the child! (#`O′)" Up to now, the heart is as still as water, with no desires or desires.
There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to laugh a little.Indifference.jpg
It's not just that he was too stimulated by the barrage of "hanging Qing Bo Xing" and couldn't make an expression.
It was also because he could hear footsteps from far to near.
Thanks to this body, maybe it is because he was once a little mute who couldn't speak, and he was exceptionally sharp (?), although the sound of footsteps was slight, he was still accurately captured by him.
But hearing it doesn't mean he can react and respond accordingly.
What's more, he doesn't know what he can do to deal with it now-it has grown on the edge of an empty and flat pool, and there is no way to retreat, oh, unless he jumps into the pool.
However, before he could make a decision whether to jump into the water or not, the owner of the footsteps had already taken the lead.
"Is it Xia Zuo? Are you awake?"
The author has something to say: After much deliberation, let the stupid and cute little Xia Zuo be the little mute for a while. Hehehehe
☆、Plan X holy water X magic stick
Walking out with the voice of the voice was a tall, straight, and imposing young man. He was wearing a dark blue robe, and the exquisite details of the robe everywhere reflected his noble and good background.
Xia Zuo, who was dumbfounded for three weeks, suddenly felt that he heard a beep prompt [Your IQ has been successfully renewed], blessed to the heart, just stood there quietly, eyes wide open and did not speak.
Sure enough, the other party had no doubts at all: "Why did you come here just after taking a break? The holy water is so irritating that my elder brother doesn't dare to take more. Xia Zuo, your body is too weak. It's better to go back to cultivate your body first."
No, I'm not weak at all. I used to run 1000 meters before I could lie dead, but just now I'm flying [-] meters.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't collapse the human design, Xia Zuo really wanted to clear his name.
But think about the previous three weeks, the seemingly gentle and gentle mother can easily crush himself with one hand-well, I guess his body is indeed weak here.
'66666'
'Oh oh oh~ so excited! '
"After watching for almost an hour, I finally waited for the first step of the UP master to step out of Xinshou Village"
'UP Master: Don't call me stupid next time, there are people who are more stupid than me'
'Wait, no one thinks Nissan is handsome (°▽、°)'
'It was said that Nissan is handsome and so on!What a coincidence, I think so too (﹃)'
"I didn't expect that the handsome Nissan that I had treasured for so long was discovered ヾ(≧へ≦)〃'
'o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞNo matter how idiot Ni Meng is, Nissan is already lying in my nutrition warehouse hehehe'
'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
……
Xia Zuo pretended that he didn't see the XYXF on the bullet screen, and Chen Ken complained about how rare and strange people in the future are, isn't he just a handsome comparison, in his opinion...
Also very handsome (﹃)
Obviously his wasp-waisted ape arms and long legs were tightly wrapped in the robe, but the slim-fit robe perfectly outlined a slender and fit figure, and the seams were tight, and the clothes that were not revealing at all added an abstinence atmosphere ˋ(°▽,°)
It is simply the legend that David walked out of the palace of art.
Um, considering that David is actually not tall, Nissan may still be a taller and elongated version?
Xia Zuo, who had hundreds of thousands of bullet screens in his head in one minute, opened his eyes wide, trying to pretend that he was very pure, trying to get as much information as possible in Zhoumusi.
For example, after he had a mother who looked like a beautiful young woman, he was honored to have a handsome elder brother.
Having said that, the genes of this family are not talking about.
His big brother is simply the standard version of a western alpha male in uppercase.
As for the mother, she is also a queen who is gentle on the outside and gentle on the inside.
——Do you think the item 'the whole crew's appearance is online' in the tag is talking about it?
In this way, Xia Zuo secretly hehehe, does it mean that he can look forward to a little bit of his appearance? (☆▽☆)
system:【……】
Cough, talking about getting to the point, Xia Zuo keenly grasped a key word in the elder brother's mouth:
Holy water.
Seeing his younger brother looking at Chi Shui with a puzzled expression on his face, the eldest brother immediately said with full marks: "Ah Zuo is curious about what holy water is?"
Xia Zuo's eyes lit up, oh, oh, oh, Nissan, you are so considerate and considerate!
Then the eldest brother touched Xia Zuo's head with a smile: "Holy water... Only a pure white and innocent soul can withstand the tempering of the holy water, and thus become more solid. Even if the eldest brother is already an advanced magician, he still dare not How long will you stay in the holy pool, and ordinary people like Ah Zuo... I won’t tell you what will happen, anyway, Ah Zuo will not touch the holy water obediently, right?”
Oh indifference.
Xia Zuo, who sold his hair but failed to get the most important information, his almond eyes turned into dead fish eyes
I didn't expect you to be such a Nissan, I really misread you.
Under Xia Zuo's "pure" gaze, the eldest brother looked very calm, and calmly retracted his paws as if he had done nothing.
'Ahahaha Nisan is so sweet'
"Everyone howl that I am the hair of the UP master, just now Nissan touched me hehehe"
"The hair on the front shows the face, obviously I am the hair of the UP owner"
……
Xia Zuo bulged his cheeks, and was about to continue, when suddenly he saw his mother and the doctor leading a crowd.
Xia Zuo's heart sank...I feel like I've seen the end of my fourth brush QAQ
Isn't that right? Seeing the two standing side by side, my mother's face remained unchanged.
The elder brother was a little surprised and said, "Mother, are you...?"
The mother showed some worry on her face, she looked at Xia Zuo and said, "A Zuo just woke up, why are you running around? Mom and the doctor can't find you, I'm afraid something happened to you! A Zuo, hurry up and let mother Take a good look at you."
...Come over and get easily quadruple-killed?Xia Zuo silently added a sentence in his heart.
It may be because of the direction of thinking, when Xia Zuo secretly observes, he does not know whether it is a psychological hint or other reasons, but he can always find some trivial details.
For example, although the mother has been expressing her worry and urgency for herself, she is actually trying to get herself away from her eldest brother without any trace.
The reason behind it should be very simple.
She suspects, no, it can be said that she is almost certain that her son is possessed by someone from the demon world, and it is understandable to prevent the contact between the demon clan and her eldest son Zhijian.
However, Xia Zuo still wanted to save him.
Although the conversation was just superficial, Xia Zuo said that after all, he is still a veteran reader who has read countless articles and has gone through vicissitudes of life. He should not be too familiar with Western Fantasy routines.
Think about it, now I am suspected of being possessed by demons, and I am hunted down by my mother who hides a knife in a smile and wants to kill the grass, and then I happen to meet a holy water that can kill all sneaky people and kill evil people.
Then the next thing that should be done properly is "I was 'forced' to jump into the holy water, and then because of the sauce, the holy water testified my innocence."Well, you said why did you lose your memory before?Maybe I accidentally hit my head before?As for why he suddenly became able to speak from dumb dementia?Well, under the protection of God, nothing is impossible.
That's right, it must be this routine, which is reasonable and logical.
Congratulatory messages have been sent to the barrage for the plan that the windy UP has sorted out in a short period of time:
'666666'
'Stunned.JPG'
'UP Lord is a book series that will never be finished'
'@脑残女孩NaNa, look at the IQ of the UP owner'
'This routine actually complies with the Basic Law hahaha, UP Master, come on! '
'No!I do not believe! The UP master actually understands so well, how is this possible! '
'Actually, it is also possible that this game-increasing IQ? '
'Ah ha ha ha you are teasing me'
'My God, playing games increases IQ'
'System prompt: You have captured a wild employee of the game promotion department, please capture it in time! '
……
Taking time to glance at the screen, Xia Zuo saw so many people agreeing with his words... Although a lot of them contained "deep" malice, he still felt comforted in his heart.
Bah, what old consolation.He is obviously still the flower of the motherland
Until the mother and the doctor appeared, the barrage flooded the screen again, including "23333", "Don't struggle anymore, you have already bent into a paper clip", "Unexpected The ancient western fantasy routines are so deep that even mothers can handle them"...
Just when everyone was immersed in the hahahaha state, they suddenly didn't know that the progress bar could no longer hold up.
Seeing the doctor on his wrist, Naxi suddenly felt that something was wrong, and the next moment, he saw blood bursting from the heart below the angle of view.
[City routines are deep, players are asked to start from the beginning]
Naxi stared blankly at a line of words on the screen, completely bewildered.
what happened?
Died suddenly?
It was at this moment that bullet screens suddenly appeared overwhelmingly.
The screen is full of "Fuck!", "God unfolds", "There is no trace of defense", "What happened?", "What did I miss?", "What did the protagonist do?", "Is this game still playable? "Among them, there are some scheming dogs' ridicule:
"Hahaha, I'm just waiting to see how stupid you are at this moment, and deliberately didn't have a high-energy warning."
Naxi couldn't calm down for a long time.
Then he went to the second brush...
Sure enough, the words "second swipe to find clues", "fifth swipe to commemorate" and "second swipe to believe I'm as stupid as up" appeared on the bullet screen at the beginning of this time.
Well, how should I put it, in order to prove that my IQ is not in arrears, all the heroes worked very hard, trying to find some clues.
The most widely accepted saying is: the doctor should be an undercover agent lurking in the protagonist's family, and he wanted to start a big conspiracy, so he killed the pig's foot when the protagonist was not prepared.
——The poor pig's feet time travel has not been confiscated, the girl built a harem to conquer the world, went crazy in her life, and she just died so casually.
The evidence is—
It was agreed to be a Western fantasy world. Western doctors actually feel the pulse. Is this really scientific? BUG!Proper BUG!There must be a conspiracy involving the East and West continents!
As for whether this guess is right or wrong, of course we have to wait for the live broadcast behind the UP master︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
No matter what, UP Lord Little Fairy, you have successfully caught my attention.evil smile.jpg
The author has something to say: So I just like this, willfully open a hole hehehe
Western fantasy routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside, I hope Xia Xiaozuo has a good journey [beautiful.jpg]
☆, live broadcast X re-start X hit the street
"This is too much! This is an invasion of my privacy! How can you capture my mental activities at will and release them publicly!"
Logically speaking, most of the time Xia Zuo is still very timid when facing this black live broadcast technology, after all... time travel!Resurrection!Western fantasy hey!The behavior of the black technology to show its muscles at will made Xia Zuo feel that he didn't want to step on the thunder.
But this time what black technology has done is too much.
"I protest! This is absolutely not acceptable! This is an invasion of privacy! Even UP owners have the right to choose whether to speak their minds, Internet celebrities also have dignity!"
Xia Zuo thumped his ground in protest.
[But you are not an internet celebrity yet. 】
...At this time, you don't need the system to insert the knife, thank you!
"What's the matter if you're not an Internet celebrity? If you're not an Internet celebrity, you can bully them casually QAQ! What about the 'strict security and privacy review system' that you promised, have you fed the dog!"
[After inspection, the thinking bullet screens are all clean versions that have passed the review and filtering. 】
"QAQ..."
After a strange pause, the system said to Xia Zuo, who was sitting on the ground like a child, and said: [The user's protest has been handed over to the frequency division chief supervisor, please wait patiently for the result, please? 】
Why?Is it rare that the tone is so soft? !
Hearing the words, Xia Zuo, a coquettish silly boy, obediently retracted his paws that were about to continue pounding the ground and rubbed it—it hurts a bit from hitting too hard just now QAQ
What kind of weird and unreasonable etheric civilization is the internal network speed of the black technology? JD quickly sent a reply, and the system said: [Comprehensively considering the user's past civilization progress, the company decided to respect your personal wishes— —Users can customize some keywords on the basis of the original review system, as long as relevant aspects are involved, they will be automatically blocked by the system. 】
Xia Zuo was taken aback: "Really! o(〃'▽'〃)o"
[Of course, users are also asked to think about it. Appropriate thinking bullet screens can help attract audience interest. 】
Hmm, I understand this routine!Xia Zuo nodded like pounding garlic.
It's as if the UP master who is a live game player in the 21st century will make complaints while doing the strategy!It's just that now my complaints can only be expressed through thinking barrage.
The satisfied Xia Zuo immediately ignited his confidence in games, no, life.
"When will the second week start? Come on!"
===
Two weeks
From this time on, it has been a simultaneous live broadcast.But there is nothing special about Xia Zuo's world, eh—but as long as he thinks about it, he can find some familiar things in the four corners of his vision.
For example, the number of current viewers, barrage switch, live switch and so on.
Immediately, I felt like I was playing a live holographic game.
Xia Zuo was inexplicably a little excited—well, maybe he realized that people would watch how (crossed out) he played games (crossed out) to conquer this Western fantasy world!
into the world.
It is still a familiar black world.To Xia Zuo's surprise, he had only just started the live broadcast, and the current number of viewers was no longer zero!
... As expected, there are really many people in the future world.
Xia Zuo sighed.
At the same time, translucent white characters appeared at the top of the field of vision.
'Front row!Hey, am I a sofa! '
"Hahahaha crawled over from the trailer, you look familiar to me"
'Tell me what time it is'
'The front row is watching the cute up master'
……
At first, he thought that the feeling of being surrounded by people watching what he was doing would make him nervous, restrained, and shy (...), but after experiencing it himself, he realized——
Emma, they couldn't see her face anyway, so they felt safe across the network cable o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ
Thinking of this, Xia Zuo sent out a thought barrage.
Relying on the advantage of being a UP owner, it is exceptionally outstanding when it is released (†"﹣)
"Howl everyone, I am your witty and handsome UP master Xia Zuo"
'Hey group photo! '
"Hahaha you are so handsome, you show your face"
'2333 I don't know if he's handsome or not, but he's so witty or something'
'UP's stupidity reaches new heights'
'Hearing these words from the UP master, I was blown out after diving for many years'
'I don't agree with what I said before, but the up master said that all this is his plan'
……
Xia Zuo looked at the spectators who suddenly exploded the screen and mocked him, and snorted in his heart, pretending not to see it.
—He is a serious man with a job!
So he opened his eyes a second time.
"Master, you're awake!" The little maid smiled sweetly.
Xia Zuo looked confused: "Who are you? Do I know you?"
Sure enough, the little maid rushed out in a panic, and brought back a bunch of people—including the mother of this body and the doctor who had killed her before.
Why did Xia Zuo copy it as it is?Just as netizens guessed before, Xia Zuo also felt that it was suspicious to kill his own doctor.
He decided to test the depth of this doctor. by Xia Zuo
Huh?Why should I use a kill?
Xia Zuo suddenly had some doubts in his heart. The young boy who was held in his mother's arms saw the doctor walking towards him, and immediately rose up to resist: "I, I don't want this person to come over!"
'...Amazing my up master! '
'Is he meowing to test?Are you meow teasing me? EXM? '
'Test: let me go, I'm still a child! '
'Hahaha, such a refreshing and unaffected temptation'
……
Hmph, this group of future humans with fishy lips, how can they understand the unfathomable (and not) wisdom of ancient humans in the 21st century! [doge.jpg]
Xia Zuo tried his best to ignore these "ginseng cocks" and continued his great career of pretending to be pitiful.
The so-called "hit on the body (?), pain on the mother's heart", this principle is probably the same in the world of Western Fantasy.Sure enough, Xia Zuo's mother hugged Xia Zuo tightly when she heard the words, and said:
Good boy, don't be afraid, the doctor can only heal quickly after feeding the medicine.
That's right, and then Xia Zuo was hugged by his mother with incredible strength, and then watched him repeat the original cause of death again.
'...'
'...'
'...'
Xia Zuo: Meow meow meow meow?
'So, what about the good trial? '
Honey is silent.
"There must be a mistake somewhere!" Xia Zuo vowed to send a thought barrage at the beginning of the third week, "It's only three things, and I will definitely learn a lesson this time."
The smug Xia Zuo finally managed to evade the achievement of "Being Heartbroken by a Doctor X3" this time.
...He died at the hands of his mother.It took a total of 10 minutes.
The specific scenes are restored as follows:
Xia Zuo didn't cry or make trouble this time. Although he still said to his mother, "I don't know you, madam, I don't know you", but that serious tone...you can tell that he is a mature natural person at a glance.
Then he pre-empted the doctor as soon as he entered the door: "Sir, do I know you? Why are you so hostile to me?" With a deep face.
In the face of sudden inquiries, normal people will be more or less confused, and at this time they will often reveal their truest thoughts. ——by Xia Zuo
Immediately, comments such as "66666" and "up's main painting style has changed" appeared on the barrage.
However, the doctor took his time and looked at Xia Zuo carefully.
Very good, he didn't come close to me this time!
This is really welcome progress.
Xia Zuo continued his efforts and was about to speak when his mother was sitting tenderly beside his bed, holding Xia Zuo into her arms.
Then Xia Zuo felt a pain in his back—this was a stabbing knife from his mother's love.
That's right, since the original owner's mother can use her strange power to hold Xia Zuo tightly, she can naturally shatter Xia Zuo's heart with a palm from the vest.
But what the hell is going on!
What about the Western Fantasy Shuangwen breakthrough game?I didn't even have time to get out of bed, I didn't say or do anything, I've hit the street three times, how can I play this game? !
After the third black screen, Xia Zuo did not immediately turn off the live broadcast and return to the system space. He silently sent a thought barrage to the black world:
"I don't understand you West Fantasy people very well, I want to go to heaven to be calm and calm"
Xia Zuo's face was covered with black question marks, and the same is true of the audience gentlemen:
'Fuck...'
'Fuck'
'Fuck! ! ! '
'WTF did I just go to the toilet and miss a world? =. ='
"I don't understand you West Fantasy people very well, I'm calming down in the sky with the UP Lord"
'The cold leaves are falling all over my face, and the plot is so heart-wrenching'
……
And obviously I was also confused by the malice of this broken game, but I refused to admit it, and insisted on pulling the poor, cute, witty and handsome (?) UP master Xia Zuo out to whip the corpse:
'At first I thought it was the IQ arrears of the UP owner, but now I understand that the UP owner was wrong'
'Although the IQ of the UP owner is in arrears, the main reason is that the game maker is making trouble'
'It's been 3 weeks and I'm as confused as the UP master'
'Never thought that I was as stupid as the UP master'
'Infected by the UP master, I can't understand the plot anymore, this is the rhythm of making trouble'
……
Xia Zuo: Meow meow meow meow?
Cough, there are such small experts who don’t forget to stab the knife from time to time, and of course there are also some little angels who are really whetted by the Western fantasy "game" unfolded by this god, and start to think carefully about the plot to speculate on the possible strategy direction.
That's right, little angel.
This kind of little angel is the model among the audience masters, good news for fish lip UP masters!
There are also some old drivers who are "well-informed" and "experienced in vicissitudes" among this kind of attack party, and they start to make bold assumptions with a confident tone:
'The plot has actually begun to slowly reveal its clues. Obviously, the protagonist's mother may be the biggest difficulty to overcome this level. The previous doctor is probably just a vanguard, which is equivalent to two insurances here. Slag's setting makes him completely invincible against two opponents with high martial arts from the Western Fantasy world. That is to say, he is either in the hands of the doctor or in the hands of Mama Sang. '
The ignorant party mentioned before (including Xia Zuo himself who was watching in the system space) and the dumping party looked at the large number of blue words that suddenly appeared with longing eyes, and just wanted to habitually write a "blue word praise", Suddenly realized something:
Wait...you didn't say anything in blue!
Sure enough, another blue word came out: 'So we have to break through this level... I'm sorry, the director, I can't make it up anymore. In fact, I came to cheat the timeout o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ'
oh.Indifference.jpg
However, although shameless old drivers like Lan Zi occupy the majority, there are still some reliable guesses.
For example, the little angel Naxi, who once appeared in most of the chapters, began to compare the frequency division of the three versions of the video.
"Huh? Could it be that..."
☆、Breakthrough X try X progress
'The level of sophistication of this game has reached the level of terrific thought. Not to mention the high-fidelity modeling that everyone has mentioned many times. The reaction of the little maid who wakes up will be slightly different, and the differences are so subtle that they can't be found without comparison. '
'That is to say, this game is very likely to achieve high intelligence in the true sense'
"Then now comes the question, is the little maid with highly intelligent AI really a special NPC, or—does every NPC have such highly intelligent AI?"
"It can be judged from the third week that the mother and the doctor's intention to kill the pig's feet was determined early on, so we might as well continue the speculation."
……
"Finally, the crux of the matter is: Maybe the real reason for the pig's feet being killed three times is the harmless girl who appeared at the beginning."
'It's just a little guess, I hope it will help the UP master's journey'
Xia Zuo, who was squatting in a small corner of the system space and watching the video, stared at the video screen covered with yellow characters, lost in thought.
It is different from other bullet screens with 'hahahaha I believe what I said', 'I am afraid that I will give 82 points for this wave of careful thinking, and the remaining 18 points will be divided into 666 and given to yellow characters', 'Hahaha the game company will be in the next round It's a big chess' joke, Xia Zuo really felt like seeing a relative when he saw the yellow characters.
Little angel!
That's right, he wasn't playing any man-made game at all, but he had truly traveled into a real Western fantasy world! (┳_┳)...
So..."System, I've adjusted my mood, let's swipe four times!"
That's right, Xia Zuo is a hero full of vigor after finding a possible guessing direction! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
[In this case... Four swipes, let's start. 】
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week four
"Master, you're awake!" The little maid was still smiling sweetly.
Xia Zuo still expressed his bewilderment like the previous three times, but this time, after the little maid ran out nervously, Xia Zuo did not sit still—he quickly ran out and followed the little maid.
I saw the little maid running to the main hall with astonishing speed, her speed definitely surpassed the legendary sprinter, but the most shocking thing was...he actually caught up with her!
Oh oh oh, it feels like flying! ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿
Easily!Effortless!
Ma Ma I became a superman!
As a former Internet-addicted teenager with severe social phobia, obsessed buttocks that are getting thinner day by day, and a box of Huainan beef soup that can last a week without leaving the dormitory, Xia Zuo, who has long been accustomed to fighting the five scum system by himself, is almost Simply moved to tears!
At this moment, Xia Zuo, a weak chicken otaku, was moved deep in his heart:
No matter how dangerous this Western fantasy world is, he will recognize it because he has superpowers!
Xia Zuo followed the little maid all the way, and found that the little maid finally entered a room.Xia Zuo subconsciously hid his figure in the corner.
Everyone knows that children who do bad things for the first time will always have a sense of excitement that they are saving the world (?), and now Xia Zuo's inner feelings are "thumping like a deer" on the romance channel.
...Of course the real and straightforward Xia Zuo would never admit to such a cute modifier as "little deer".
"What kind of deer, runaway wild dog is almost the same"
For such an upright boy, the bullet screens can only say:
'233333'
'UP master: wild dog or deer, I choose wild dog'
'Hahaha yes, this is very UP master'
"The Lord UP is really a pure and unpretentious wild dog"
……
Cough, Xia Zuo rolled his eyes in his heart at this group of barrages that were destroying the atmosphere, and at the same time he was already hiding in a place where no one was around, and was fully prepared to listen to the corner.
I only heard the familiar voice of the little maid from inside the room: "Madam, the young master has woken up, but—it seems that, just as the great doctor worried, he is not the same as before, just like a different person," said Finally, the little maid began to cry, "Will the young master, will it be true..."
! ! !There is a situation!
Xia Zuo and the gentlemen in the audience were all shocked. The little maid's words really contained a lot of information, and he had to make up the rhythm of a [-]-character bosom friend's chicken soup every minute.
"Human Tragedy!What's the point of a glamorous young woman and a refined doctor killing their own children? "
'... Mama, the UP master, is poisonous hahaha! '
'what is this my god! '
'Excellent wordUP master'
'23333 This thing is so exciting'
……
What?So in the future, has Zhiyin, an important human cultural communication output tool with tenacious vitality, disappeared? Σ(°△°|||)︴
Apparently, the brain-dead UP master from the 21st century is the only one who can make up chicken soup with bosom friend in minutes.
After popularizing the legendary "Friends" style casually, leaving a sentence "Please call UP Lord Red Scarf, no thanks", Xia Zuo continued to watch the family drama in the house.
"What did you say!" The mother was obviously taken aback, but soon she sighed, "Oh my god, the remnant of the demon clan treats a dumb boy who can't speak like this! Oh, my poor little Xia Zuo, no, I have to go and see for myself... Even if it is true, I have to finish it with my own hands and fulfill Zuo’s wish." After a pause, "Great doctor, you..."
"Madam, let me go with Madam... If you really go to the last step, why don't I take the action for Madam." It was the doctor who had killed Xia Zuo twice.
At this time, Xia Zuo, who heard what his mother said, already understood why he died.
1. This body must have been involved in some kind of demon race before, most of it was passively involved.The camps of the demons and this body are obviously at odds. My mother and the doctor killed me, obviously because I was suspected of being possessed by the demons, and the confrontation between the two sides must be very serious, otherwise it would not be possible. Because a little guesswork can kill people too soon.
2. This body is also called Xia Zuo, and then... a dumb and demented person.
Dumb, and dementia...
No wonder it was exposed every time... This setting is also amazing.
The bullet screens have praised the UP master with "smooth thinking" and "perfect logic":
'The UP master really has the essence of the routine'
'In just a few seconds, you can get so much information from the big and the small, I admire it! '
……
Encouraged by Xia Zuo, he didn't stop doing anything, and planned to make a big one.
Before his mother and his party went out to look for him, he ran back quickly, trying to take a shortcut back to the room before his mother, the doctor and others.
However, there are two problems with the above sentence.
attempt.
Take a shortcut.
We all know that in novels, the word "attempt" basically means...trying to fail.
And taking a shortcut... After only walking behind the little maid once, you're brazenly saying that you want to take a shortcut? EXM?Are you a little bit too confident?
The overconfident Xia Zuo stood beside a pool in a daze.
It was the third time he had wandered to the place of this beautiful golden pool, but—
He remembered that when the little maid led the way at the beginning, there was no such pool along the way.
Um, so, he got lost?Xia Zuo realized his situation belatedly.
That's a little embarrassing.
"Just now I praised the intelligence of the UP host, but now I look at it, I really think too much"
'The UP master is really full of confidence'
'Don't bully the UP master, the UP master works so hard and is so cute! '
"I made it in front of me, just looking at the thinking barrage can feel the confusion overflowing the screen hahaha"
'Send an UP main emoji package: [UP lord looks confused.jpg], please call me a red scarf, no thanks' This barrage directly put the expression "UP lord" on the stomach of the creature with a confused face typeface.
'Emoji package get, wait so what is a red scarf'
'I'm Lanzi, let me popularize science'
'Red scarf: It is a very auspicious symbol in ancient times. In ancient times, there was a custom of wearing a red scarf on the head of a soldier. Through this, the ancients could obtain mysterious power, so that they were invincible.Later, it gradually evolved into a symbol of both organization and commemoration of the red scarf, which can be tied around the neck to avoid bad luck and eliminate disasters.Because it is said that the red color of the red scarf was dyed red by the blood donation of ancient warriors and heroes. It is a symbol that only a very small number of people who have received the blessing of God can have it. '
'Like the blue letter'
'66666'
'Hahahahahaha'
'Stunned.JPG'
'Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast'
'Sweet and spicy!I really didn't expect the UP master to be so powerful, but I didn't see the UP master wearing a red scarf. Could it be that the red scarf is a magic weapon that can hide the body like the ancient classics, and it has been refined into a natal magic weapon by UP Yet? '
"Hahahaha, the green characters on it are so cute, isn't it really a joke?"
'233333'
'The 23333 green letter actually believed it'
"The green characters are cute, and the screen confesses, how about coming to uncle's place to eat candied haws?"
'Damn it, I've already reported it, and I actually drove openly on the barrage'
Accompanied by the reminder of [XXOO Zhen Shan Mei was reported and banned for 10 minutes for violating barrage etiquette], the green character who had unconsciously acted cute and exposed her age before blankly sent a barrage:
'I can no longer be regarded as cute, please respect my personality rights as a person with independent thinking ability, and I have quit candied haws a long time ago'
Just looking at the bullet screen all the way from mercilessly mocking the poor UP master (that is, himself), to Lan Zi's serious nonsense, and finally began to openly flirt It has also undergone various changes.
From the grievance of "QAQ said yes, I am the little princess who is held in the palm of my hand by Ni Meng", to "The red scarf is still a child, let it go, don't mess with science popularization and spoil the child! (#`O′)" Up to now, the heart is as still as water, with no desires or desires.
There was no fluctuation in my heart, and I even wanted to laugh a little.Indifference.jpg
It's not just that he was too stimulated by the barrage of "hanging Qing Bo Xing" and couldn't make an expression.
It was also because he could hear footsteps from far to near.
Thanks to this body, maybe it is because he was once a little mute who couldn't speak, and he was exceptionally sharp (?), although the sound of footsteps was slight, he was still accurately captured by him.
But hearing it doesn't mean he can react and respond accordingly.
What's more, he doesn't know what he can do to deal with it now-it has grown on the edge of an empty and flat pool, and there is no way to retreat, oh, unless he jumps into the pool.
However, before he could make a decision whether to jump into the water or not, the owner of the footsteps had already taken the lead.
"Is it Xia Zuo? Are you awake?"
The author has something to say: After much deliberation, let the stupid and cute little Xia Zuo be the little mute for a while. Hehehehe
☆、Plan X holy water X magic stick
Walking out with the voice of the voice was a tall, straight, and imposing young man. He was wearing a dark blue robe, and the exquisite details of the robe everywhere reflected his noble and good background.
Xia Zuo, who was dumbfounded for three weeks, suddenly felt that he heard a beep prompt [Your IQ has been successfully renewed], blessed to the heart, just stood there quietly, eyes wide open and did not speak.
Sure enough, the other party had no doubts at all: "Why did you come here just after taking a break? The holy water is so irritating that my elder brother doesn't dare to take more. Xia Zuo, your body is too weak. It's better to go back to cultivate your body first."
No, I'm not weak at all. I used to run 1000 meters before I could lie dead, but just now I'm flying [-] meters.
If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't collapse the human design, Xia Zuo really wanted to clear his name.
But think about the previous three weeks, the seemingly gentle and gentle mother can easily crush himself with one hand-well, I guess his body is indeed weak here.
'66666'
'Oh oh oh~ so excited! '
"After watching for almost an hour, I finally waited for the first step of the UP master to step out of Xinshou Village"
'UP Master: Don't call me stupid next time, there are people who are more stupid than me'
'Wait, no one thinks Nissan is handsome (°▽、°)'
'It was said that Nissan is handsome and so on!What a coincidence, I think so too (﹃)'
"I didn't expect that the handsome Nissan that I had treasured for so long was discovered ヾ(≧へ≦)〃'
'o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ゞNo matter how idiot Ni Meng is, Nissan is already lying in my nutrition warehouse hehehe'
'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
……
Xia Zuo pretended that he didn't see the XYXF on the bullet screen, and Chen Ken complained about how rare and strange people in the future are, isn't he just a handsome comparison, in his opinion...
Also very handsome (﹃)
Obviously his wasp-waisted ape arms and long legs were tightly wrapped in the robe, but the slim-fit robe perfectly outlined a slender and fit figure, and the seams were tight, and the clothes that were not revealing at all added an abstinence atmosphere ˋ(°▽,°)
It is simply the legend that David walked out of the palace of art.
Um, considering that David is actually not tall, Nissan may still be a taller and elongated version?
Xia Zuo, who had hundreds of thousands of bullet screens in his head in one minute, opened his eyes wide, trying to pretend that he was very pure, trying to get as much information as possible in Zhoumusi.
For example, after he had a mother who looked like a beautiful young woman, he was honored to have a handsome elder brother.
Having said that, the genes of this family are not talking about.
His big brother is simply the standard version of a western alpha male in uppercase.
As for the mother, she is also a queen who is gentle on the outside and gentle on the inside.
——Do you think the item 'the whole crew's appearance is online' in the tag is talking about it?
In this way, Xia Zuo secretly hehehe, does it mean that he can look forward to a little bit of his appearance? (☆▽☆)
system:【……】
Cough, talking about getting to the point, Xia Zuo keenly grasped a key word in the elder brother's mouth:
Holy water.
Seeing his younger brother looking at Chi Shui with a puzzled expression on his face, the eldest brother immediately said with full marks: "Ah Zuo is curious about what holy water is?"
Xia Zuo's eyes lit up, oh, oh, oh, Nissan, you are so considerate and considerate!
Then the eldest brother touched Xia Zuo's head with a smile: "Holy water... Only a pure white and innocent soul can withstand the tempering of the holy water, and thus become more solid. Even if the eldest brother is already an advanced magician, he still dare not How long will you stay in the holy pool, and ordinary people like Ah Zuo... I won’t tell you what will happen, anyway, Ah Zuo will not touch the holy water obediently, right?”
Oh indifference.
Xia Zuo, who sold his hair but failed to get the most important information, his almond eyes turned into dead fish eyes
I didn't expect you to be such a Nissan, I really misread you.
Under Xia Zuo's "pure" gaze, the eldest brother looked very calm, and calmly retracted his paws as if he had done nothing.
'Ahahaha Nisan is so sweet'
"Everyone howl that I am the hair of the UP master, just now Nissan touched me hehehe"
"The hair on the front shows the face, obviously I am the hair of the UP owner"
……
Xia Zuo bulged his cheeks, and was about to continue, when suddenly he saw his mother and the doctor leading a crowd.
Xia Zuo's heart sank...I feel like I've seen the end of my fourth brush QAQ
Isn't that right? Seeing the two standing side by side, my mother's face remained unchanged.
The elder brother was a little surprised and said, "Mother, are you...?"
The mother showed some worry on her face, she looked at Xia Zuo and said, "A Zuo just woke up, why are you running around? Mom and the doctor can't find you, I'm afraid something happened to you! A Zuo, hurry up and let mother Take a good look at you."
...Come over and get easily quadruple-killed?Xia Zuo silently added a sentence in his heart.
It may be because of the direction of thinking, when Xia Zuo secretly observes, he does not know whether it is a psychological hint or other reasons, but he can always find some trivial details.
For example, although the mother has been expressing her worry and urgency for herself, she is actually trying to get herself away from her eldest brother without any trace.
The reason behind it should be very simple.
She suspects, no, it can be said that she is almost certain that her son is possessed by someone from the demon world, and it is understandable to prevent the contact between the demon clan and her eldest son Zhijian.
However, Xia Zuo still wanted to save him.
Although the conversation was just superficial, Xia Zuo said that after all, he is still a veteran reader who has read countless articles and has gone through vicissitudes of life. He should not be too familiar with Western Fantasy routines.
Think about it, now I am suspected of being possessed by demons, and I am hunted down by my mother who hides a knife in a smile and wants to kill the grass, and then I happen to meet a holy water that can kill all sneaky people and kill evil people.
Then the next thing that should be done properly is "I was 'forced' to jump into the holy water, and then because of the sauce, the holy water testified my innocence."Well, you said why did you lose your memory before?Maybe I accidentally hit my head before?As for why he suddenly became able to speak from dumb dementia?Well, under the protection of God, nothing is impossible.
That's right, it must be this routine, which is reasonable and logical.
Congratulatory messages have been sent to the barrage for the plan that the windy UP has sorted out in a short period of time:
'666666'
'Stunned.JPG'
'UP Lord is a book series that will never be finished'
'@脑残女孩NaNa, look at the IQ of the UP owner'
'This routine actually complies with the Basic Law hahaha, UP Master, come on! '
'No!I do not believe! The UP master actually understands so well, how is this possible! '
'Actually, it is also possible that this game-increasing IQ? '
'Ah ha ha ha you are teasing me'
'My God, playing games increases IQ'
'System prompt: You have captured a wild employee of the game promotion department, please capture it in time! '
……
Taking time to glance at the screen, Xia Zuo saw so many people agreeing with his words... Although a lot of them contained "deep" malice, he still felt comforted in his heart.
Bah, what old consolation.He is obviously still the flower of the motherland
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