Are you going to eat your brain?

"Grammar is actually the simplest thing...Let's put it this way, a simple sentence is regarded as xyz, then the subordinate clause is f(x)yz, the undetermined coefficient is familiar, right? So..." the small glasses pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, He wrote down his self-created formulas and substitution rules on the draft paper that I provided with both hands, and gave me some x, y, and z values ​​for me to do some exercises.

"Hey, don't say it...it's really much simpler this way." I decided not to call Xiao Glasses Xiao Glasses in my heart anymore, I want to call him by his real name, Xiao Chen!

Xiao... Xiao Chen smiled not too shyly, and told me: "There are still some special situations that require special memory. When you encounter them, you should focus on memorizing them..."

If my fanboy filter hadn't been so thick, I would definitely think that Xiao Chen is a better student than Liu Xiuxiu.I also "sincerely" asked Liu Xiuxiu for English advice, but my language skills are too low, so I can only adapt to Xiao Chen's formula memory comprehension method.

"Is it over?" Wu Xun tapped on the table with his fingers, "It's okay if you have indigestion and cry for daddy, as long as daddy rubs your stomach, what should you do if you make Xiao Chen hungry?"

The dishes have been served long ago, and the silly cow and the fat beef with chopsticks are all cooked.Before Wu Xun finished speaking, I cut off Hu quickly and handed it to Xiao Chen graciously.He kicked me stupidly.

I lifted my chin: "If you kick again, I will make it impossible for you to eat a bite today. Believe it or not." I use the chopsticks well, and I don't have to worry about grabbing food.

Wu Xun sneered, "Childish." He held his chin with one hand, and cooked the pig's brain with a colander in the other.The pink-white pig's brain was trembling slightly in the red soup, and a few peppercorns were stuck in the groove of the brain, appearing and disappearing with the tremors, I felt nauseated for a while, so I turned my eyes away. "It's really hard to speak." I whispered.

Although I said so, my attention was still unconsciously attracted by Wu Xun.I watched as he scooped up the pig's brain, put it in a bowl instead of dipping it into the dipping sauce, picked it up into four small pieces with chopsticks, and put them into his mouth one by one.Wu Xun ate a brain almost in the blink of an eye, he didn't show any expression, he just inadvertently licked his lips after eating, which made me inexplicably feel that maybe this food tastes good.Wu Xun ordered two pig brains in total, but after the second one was cooked, he just poked it with his chopsticks and felt no desire to eat it.

Xiao Chen asked, "Can't eat anymore?"

"Yeah." Wu Xun replied, "I'm tired, I don't want to eat."

"Give me some," said the monkey, "and Qi Sui too, I saw him swallowing."

Suddenly being named by the monkey, I was a little annoyed. I looked up at Wu Xun. He didn't respond in particular, but just divided the pig brains between me and the monkey.

I took the pig's brain and smelled it. There was nothing strange, just the smell of the hot pot base.After taking a sip, I felt soft in my mouth, with a slight fishy smell in the spicy and spicy taste. I don't reject this taste, and feel that this taste is somewhat familiar.

"If you don't try it, it tastes alright." The monkey said to the silly cow.

The silly cow stared at the monkey's oily mouth, shook his head and said, "It's not a monkey brain, I'll try a monkey brain, let's forget about a pig brain." The monkey gave the silly cow a backhand.

I pouted and said, "Monkeys are primates after all, do you dare to eat them?"

"Why don't you dare to eat?"

I froze for a moment, because it wasn't Silly Niu who answered, but Wu Xun.

"Why don't you dare to eat it?" Seeing that I didn't answer, Wu Xun asked again.

"Uh... You see our monkeys are so cute, are you willing to eat them?"

"Cute? So you don't eat?"

"Is there something wrong with you?" I suddenly had an evil fire in my heart, and Wu Xun rarely showed me such a mocking smile with contempt.The last time he was like this, it was still because the idiot in the next class lost the game and made trouble, and in the end he was beaten up by us.

"I'll just ask you," Wu Xun said in a low voice, "I'll give you a plate of monkey brains, will you eat it or not?"

If you are angry, you will lower your voice, and if I am angry, I will raise your voice! "Don't eat, labor and capital don't eat! What's wrong with you today?"

"Pfft."

I looked at Xiao Chen in shock, and he was actually happy, "I said, I saw a news story, a couple imagined that they had won 500 million, and talked for a long time about how to spend it, and then they disagreed with each other's way of spending , the two divorced. Why are you two so similar to these two people? You can quarrel even if you don't have anything. "

"My fault." Wu Xun apologized calmly, as if it wasn't him who had the convulsion just now, "I'm a big uncle these days, I'll go to the toilet slowly."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" I glared at Xiao Chen, and then said to Wu Xun who got up, "Send me a text message without a sanitary napkin, I'll buy it for you."

In a trance, I really thought about whether Wu Xun came to my uncle, "Crazy." Still a little angry, I cursed again.