Are you going to eat your brain?

(Seven)

On the first day of school, there is always a flag-raising ceremony.

For this flag raising ceremony, you have to wake up 15 minutes early.Because of the early 15 minutes, you will be in a bad mood.

Some experts said that getting up early in the morning is easy to have a bad day.

Experts are like bureaucrats, most of the time they are God's comments that are out of tune, but they can't tell when they will become God's prophecies.

On the first day of school like this, I was very unlucky, because I met that pervert who was wearing a windbreaker in the summer again.

There is an alley in front of the school, and there are a lot of stalls selling breakfast. As usual, I bought breakfast and walked towards the school with my beloved pancake fruit in my mouth.

At this moment, the pervert appeared wearing his trench coat.

Just like the first time we met, there was no warning, and he asked me when he came up: "Brother, do you eat your brain?"

I was so scared that the pancake fruit almost fell to the ground.

"Brother, have you never been beaten?" I asked the pervert with a smile.

This pervert is afraid of me.

He was only about 1.7m, and his windbreaker was tightly wrapped so that his body was pitifully thin. His hands were rubbing against each other awkwardly, and his eyes flickered and he dared not meet me.

Unexpectedly, the pervert flinched, and actually moved closer, asking again: "Brother, do you eat your brains?"

I sneered, and it seemed that the person who had to do with my mind was not Wu Xun but me.

I strode forward, and the pervert trotted after me.I didn't know if it was a brain twitch or what, so I replied, "Eat."

The pervert took a deep breath and asked me in an extremely excited tone: "Have you chosen your brain yet?"

It suddenly occurred to me that I should study medicine at university and then go to a psychiatric hospital. Communicating with these patients is obviously not too boring every day.

"I've chosen. I want the brain of a pig with spots like flowers."

"Pig?" The pervert was stunned for a moment, "No, I asked, have you chosen someone's brain?"

"Your." The alley was almost at the end, and I could hear the school's loudspeaker broadcast.

"I can't do it. My brain is about to rot. You should find a fresher and more valuable brain to eat." The pervert suddenly said very fast: "Are you a student? Are you struggling to study? Find a brain that is more valuable." Xueba eats his brain and you can gain his knowledge, or do you want to learn something special? If you want to learn the piano, find someone who can play the piano and eat his brain..."

I turned around abruptly, the pervert was taken aback again, and immediately shut up.

"The question is, how can I eat that person's brain?"

The pervert breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "It's very simple, you eat the brains of animals for a month, and then find someone who is willing to be eaten by you. As long as he agrees, when the moon is full next month, you will naturally..."

Before he could finish speaking, I stuffed the remaining pancakes into his arms, "If you keep pestering me, I'll really beat you." I turned and went into the school.

Damn, I lost my appetite for the day.

After the flag-raising ceremony, before class, I went to the small shop to buy a bowl of instant noodles.After all, there are more than 4 hours before lunch, I don't think half a pancake fruit in my stomach can last until then.

When I was strolling on the playground with instant noodles, I met Xiao Chen who was also strolling on the playground.He didn't know what he was looking at, and he was so engrossed in it. Thanks to the instant noodles, he didn't even notice me approaching.I followed his gaze and saw only a group of sports students running wildly in the rising sun.

"What are you looking at?" I asked suddenly.

Xiao Chen was not startled, and said in a flat voice: "Landscape."

I took a big sip of the instant noodles, but I didn't see a pretty girl anywhere, they were all men with thick thighs. "What kind of scenery."

"Running first, the one in the blue sneakers."

"Ahem..." I didn't expect him to answer, but I didn't expect him to answer so seriously, I was caught off guard and choked on the noodle soup.Whoever chokes on the sauerkraut-flavored noodle soup in the old altar knows that it tastes sour and refreshing.I would cough for a while and couldn't stop, and I would burst into tears.

Xiao Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry and handed me a piece of toilet paper, patted my back and said, "As for such a big reaction?"

While speaking, the team of sports students ran up to us.I stared at the blue sneakers running ahead with tears in my eyes, wanting to see how the scenery was.I don't know if my gaze is too powerful, the blue sneakers stopped and walked towards us.

"Chen'er, what's wrong?"

Co-author Xiao Chen is quite familiar with this scenery.

I felt Xiao Chen patting my hand for a moment, then nodded to that person, without saying hello, he dragged me to the teaching building.I couldn't help it, and looked back at the scenery.

"Hey, the scenery has become a Wangfushi." I ate noodles while walking, "Who is this, just now I just looked at it as a scenery, and left without saying a word."

"He," Xiao Chen smiled lightly, "the one I like."

"Ahem..." I held back my cough, and Liu Xiuxiu's high-pitched voice at the same table flashed in my mind, "What's wrong with homosexuality? What can affect love is each other's horizons, thoughts, interests and hobbies, it's nothing to do with gender." I Immediately calmed down, with unprecedented sacredness in his voice, he asked, "Are you shy?"

Xiao Chen shyly grabbed a little bit of flesh around my waist and twisted it around. "No, I just don't want to talk to him."

"Hee hee," I smiled a bit meanly, I didn't care about the pain, and concentrated on gossiping, "I didn't realize that you are quite arrogant."

"He's my brother."

"Ahem!!!" Liu Xiuxiu's deskmate didn't teach how to do this question!

"Half father and half mother."

In fact, I still have the habit of drinking instant noodle soup, but in order not to choke to death today, I threw the instant noodles into the trash can.

"We are a combined family. His father is very kind to my mother and me. He treats me..." Xiao Chen didn't say anything, but when I saw the scenery, I guess it hurt Xiao Chen a lot. "But he's straight. The kind of straight that hides men's clothes under the bed... But I should be straight too. I still remember the appearance of the little girl I liked before I met him..." Xiao Chen said, laughing Looking at me, he smiled with tears in his eyes.

I actually feel a little distressed.

"This... this...let's let nature take its course." I held back this sentence for a long time.

Xiao Chen shook his head, "Smoothing doesn't come naturally. If you've ever liked someone, you'll know that liking is the most unnatural thing. It pushes every inch, it's insatiable, as long as it tastes a little bit of sweetness, it just wants to swallow that thing." Gotta clean up."

"Hey, hello," I yelled in my heart, "it's not so scary, I like Liu Xiuxiu but not like this, I am very happy when I see her every day." But no matter how stupid I am, I won't say that, I just followed him and said, "So you avoid him? Does that work?"

"How could it be useful?" Xiao Chen murmured. "Unless, I can forget him."

I patted Xiao Chen on the shoulder and said, "Why don't I hit you with that brick and have a look, maybe you'll get a concussion and lose your memory?"

Xiao Chen looked at me contemptuously and said nothing.

"It's like this on TV, art comes from life..." I said awkwardly.

Xiao Chen stopped talking, and was about to arrive in the classroom, and he could see that he was adjusting his emotions silently.Before entering the classroom, he said, "I don't want to forget him, he is my brother after all, I just want to forget how much I like him."

"Okay, you work hard." I raised my fist, "If you need a buddy, say hello."

"You're right." He also raised his fist and touched me lightly, "I will need you."