I can't give birth

It was past ten o'clock in the evening. On the snack street at the back door of the Medical University, the diners had gradually left, except for a table of diners in front of the barbecue stall at the end of the street.

The three big boys were already drunk, talking nonsense.

"Third son, don't be sad, just because you are so beautiful, there are a lot of girls here, she is fucking blind." The one who is talking at the moment is called Hu Jie, calling himself Hu Hansan!He is tall, about 1.8 meters tall, and muscular, but his low EQ always irritates girls, so his confession always fails. It is not easy for him to say such comforting words at this moment.

At this time, a thin boy next to him with heavy glasses wiped the wine from his mouth, his face was flushed, and he put his hands on the boy next to him weakly and said, "Old man, you are full and don't know how hungry you are. Look at the girls around you who are not gentle and beautiful. Look at me!"

The boy with glasses staggered to his feet while talking, and said loudly, "I! Nie Qi! You have confessed your love to me almost a hundred times. Didn't you get scolded bloody and then rejected that time! Huh?"

The boy who had been drinking with his head down raised his face to look at Nie Qi, and then at Hu Jie next to him. When the two looked at each other, they suddenly burst into laughter and said, "I said boss, you should pull it down quickly! One hundred times, this It's less than a hundred days since the start of school, you fucking confess your love every day, it's no wonder you don't get rejected!"

Nie Qi staggered nonchalantly, picked up a bottle of beer on the table and drank it abruptly, "I confess my love every day and get rejected every day, but when did I ever give up? Huh? Hahahaha..."

At this time, a few scattered passers-by occasionally looked back at the three of them. They didn't care when they saw the barbecue on the table and the messy wine bottles on the ground. It was just an improper way for young and vigorous boys to release hormones.

Nie Qi sat down in a daze, and lay down on the table drunk, muttering: "Lin Lin, third child, didn't you just fail to confess your love? Don't act like a fucking dead daughter-in-law!"

The boy beside him was lying on the table, turned his head to look at him, and said with a wry smile: "It's a pity that I am Lin Lin! Labor and management don't even have a wife to die!" After speaking, he sat up and opened a bottle of wine. drink.

Hu Jie on the side looked at them with a smirk, picked up the wine in his hand and gulped it down, then wiped his mouth indiscriminately, and said, "I think it must be because our dormitory has bad feng shui!"

Lin Lin smirked and agreed, "Yes! I want to change the dormitory! Change the dormitory!...Change the dormitory..." After finishing speaking, he fell down.

At this time, a cute baby voice sounded behind her, and a short-haired girl with neat bangs stared at the three of them fiercely with big round eyes and her waist down. She walked over angrily and cursed: "Dorm 233!" Yes! If you don’t go back to school, you will be punished! Don’t blame me for not warning you!”

Hu Jie looked at the girl who was walking over, his eyes flashed with stars of love. The girl didn't care at all, and slapped the three of them on the head with the bag in her hand, cursing and asking the boss to pay the bill.

"Squad leader, you are really a good person!" Nie Qi shamelessly watched the girl pay the bill.He staggered up and fell towards the squad leader, who was so frightened that he immediately ran away, but fortunately he was stopped by Hu Jie, otherwise he would have to fall to hell!

The squad leader had no choice but to come over to help Lin Lin who was so drunk that she was dragging Lin Lin to the school in a daze. Ah, woo woo..." After finishing speaking, he pushed the squad leader away, lost his balance and both fell to the ground.

The class monitor got annoyed at once, yelled at him and helped him up and said, "If the physiology teacher hadn't told you that you had to go to class tomorrow, or else the grades of the whole class would be deducted, I wouldn't be bothered with you!"

Lin Lin smirked and said, "Physiology teacher? A handsome guy? He's just jealous that I'm more handsome than him, and deliberately targeted me! Hahahaha..."

The class monitor rolled his eyes to the sky in silence, curled his lips and said, "Okay! You're right! So when can you go and explain to him why you didn't do the homework? So that we don't have to suffer because of you!"

Lin Lin pushed the squad leader away, smiled so cheaply and said, "I can go now, but how can you thank me?"

The squad leader gave him a disgusted look, then suddenly smiled and said, "Go now if you have the ability!"

The monitor pointed to the teacher's apartment building and said, "He's right there, the only one with the lights on right now!"

Lin Lin looked at the other building directly opposite the boys' apartment building, turned around and glanced at the class monitor, then pointed to the only room on the third floor with lights on, and said, "Go, go! Anyone who is afraid of whom!"

Seeing him staggering into the teacher's apartment building, the class monitor laughed mischievously. He couldn't wait to run back to his apartment and said to his roommate: "Sisters, there is a good show tomorrow!"

At this moment, Lin Lin had already climbed up to the third floor in a dizzy state, walked unsteadily to the door of the only room that was still lit at the end of the corridor on the third floor, lay down on the door and knocked on it vigorously.

After two minutes, the door opened suddenly, and the banging stopped, and Lin Lin fell into the arms of the person who opened the door.

The man who opened the door maintained the posture of wiping his hair with one hand, and held the door with the other hand. Lin Lin suddenly leaned over to rub his white bathrobe to the waist, and Lin Lin's face was honest with his chest. .

Because the alcohol-hot face was inconceivably irritating to the cold chest that had just come out of the shower, the man looked down at Lin Lin, who was completely drunk, and was taken aback for a moment before helping him into the room.