how to chase boys

When I came home from piano practice, I found that the headlights were turned on in the yard of Tang Shi's house, and a very low-key silver-gray BMW was parked at the door.

This is Tang Shi's father's car.

From the time I can remember to the end of elementary school, I have always been fat, and I followed Tang Shi with short hands and feet like a round ball.

At that time, the most frequent scene on the street in front of my house was Tang Shi, the senior class in the kindergarten, running around with a ball in his arms, and I was crying and shouting behind him, "Brother, wait for me——"

Every time I cry, Don stops and waits for me to follow him.After I caught up with him, he started to leave me and run forward again. When he ran, I still cried, and when he cried, he stopped and waited for me, and then ran after I caught up with him, and I continued to cry...

After crying too many times, Tang Shi said that he would not play with me anymore.

One day Tang Shi's father was at home and asked Tang Shi to take me out to play. I sat on Uncle Tang's lap and ate biscuits. Tang Shi stood in front of the sofa and wiped his tears: "He walks so slowly, and he wants me to carry him on his back, Dad I can't carry him on my back..."

Tang Shi from the kindergarten is my favorite big brother. Whenever he cries, I cry too, and the biscuit crumbs are mixed with saliva, "Why are you crying, brother——"

Two children cry together, the power is no less than a giant nuclear bomb explosion, Uncle Tang is a very cool man, he can't coax the children, and he can't yell at us, he can only hold me in one hand and hold Tang Shi in the other, saying that he will take us to Go shopping, let's stop crying.

Go shopping!Tang Shi and I stopped crying. I wiped the snot from my mouth on Uncle Tang and asked him if he could buy me a toy airplane.

Tang Shi said that he wanted a Transformer, and his uncle agreed.

Uncle Tang is very tall, 1.8 meters five, and I heard from Aunt Tang that he was still on the school basketball team when he was in college, and he was very handsome.

Of course I believed it, and I also knew that the suits my uncle was wearing were very expensive, so of course they looked decent.Mature men always look chic wherever they go, and when Uncle Tang took me and Tang Shi into the shopping mall, he attracted a lot of attention.

Many shopping guides asked Tang Shi and me which one was Uncle Tang's child, and said that we were both beautiful, and they even stretched out their hands to pinch my face while talking.

I cried again, and buried my face in Uncle Tang's arms to prevent them from pinching.

Uncle Tang quickly hugged me with both hands, and patted my back with one hand, finally coaxing me, Tang Shi disappeared again.

In short, the trip to the mall was a mess, and when Uncle Tang came back, he told Aunt Tang that he no longer wanted to see the children.

I peed my pants in the mall, Uncle Tang helped me untie my overalls and said to Aunt Tang: "It's really not easy for you to take care of the children at home."

"Uncle Tang," I put my arms around his neck and kissed him, "Thank you for buying me a toy plane and changing my pants."

"..."

Uncle Tang took off my pants, picked me up from the sofa and kissed me twice, then turned to look at Aunt Tang: "How do you think Cheng Yan taught the child to have such a sweet mouth?"

"Tch," Tang Shi, who was sitting on the ground playing Transformers, gave me a look, "Little Pug."

Later, when Tang Shi entered elementary school, he became more and more naughty, and the school teachers would look for parents every day.It's not what I said, even now Tang Shi is always causing trouble in school.

Aunt Tang's temper was too good to control him, and Uncle Tang was always away from home, and when he came back occasionally, he had to take on the role of educating Tang Shi.

He works in an agency and often goes on business trips, and brings me gifts every time he comes back from a business trip.

This time was the same as before, he brought me a pen back.

My dad was also at Tang Shi's house, so I sat next to him and took a look at the pen that Uncle Tang gave me.He glanced at it and said with a smile, "Don't bring him such a valuable thing next time. Moonlight is still a child, so how can he understand this?"

"It's because he is a child that he doesn't care about the value of this pen." Uncle Tang asked me, "Does Yue Guangxi like the gift uncle gave you?"

I put away the pen, sat next to Uncle Tang and held his arm: "I like it very much! Thank you Uncle."

My dad shook his head, pretending to be jealous: "If you know how to bribe my son, my son will almost become yours."

Uncle Tang laughed dumbfounded, and reached out to rub my hair.

It's rare for Uncle Tang to come home, so of course we have to go out for dinner.

My mother sat next to me during the meal, peeled a shrimp for me, and asked me to drink more fish soup.

"Fish soup is good, nourishes the brain, drink more."

I don't like fish very much, and my mother filled a bowl full of it for me and said, "Mom has tasted it for you, and it's not fishy."

"No," I pushed the fish soup aside, "I don't want to drink it."

"What's the matter with you child? How many times has your mother told you not to be picky eaters? It's really not fishy. If you don't believe me, take a sip and try it."

My mother scooped up a spoonful of soup and handed it to my mouth as she said, it seemed that she wanted me to taste the fish soup.

Now no matter how reluctant I am, I can only take a sip while frowning.

"If Moonlight doesn't like it, don't let him drink it." Aunt Tang spoke for me, "You let him choose what he likes."

After Aunt Tang said so, my mother had no choice but to give up. She poked my head with her hand unwillingly, "You can be picky eaters. Picky eaters don't grow tall. Look at how tall your brother is."

I confidently pushed the fish soup to my dad and said, "Don't lie to me, I'm in a biology class, and I'm not old enough to be tall yet."

"You... just piss me off." My mother couldn't say no to me, twisted my arm lightly, bowed her head and ate her own food.

I was full halfway through the meal, took a sip of the juice, and told my mother that I was on TV.

She didn't believe me, so I said, "Really, just ask Aunt Tang."

My juice has been drunk to the end, I turned the bottle to suck the last bit of juice left in it, and the straw made a "rustle" sound.

Aunt Tang took my words and told my mother that I was very photogenic, and my mother took out her mobile phone to look at it. The two of them were sitting together, and now they started talking together.

My dad and Uncle Tang were also chatting. I was bored and didn't want to eat anymore, so I told my mom that I was going out to play for a while.

"Go," my mother's attention was on the phone: "don't run too far."

I ran to the terrace of the hotel to take a breather. There was a place to rest on the terrace. The sister behind the counter asked me if I wanted a drink.

I refused, sat down in a random place, straightened my legs comfortably, and looked up at the stars in the sky.

The summer night is really comfortable, the clouds in the sky are very white and white, floating slowly under the blue-black sky.

The sun is off work after a busy day, and the night sky is home to the stars and the moon.

I emptied my head, preparing to imitate the number of stars in idol dramas, when the star above my head suddenly turned into Tang Shi's face.

"..."

What the hell, I glared at him, "What are you doing here?"

Tang Shi snorted, took out the cigarette case from his pocket, took a cigarette and put it in his mouth.

He was looking for a lighter in his pocket, and told me by the way: "I'm afraid you can't find your way back later with your stupid brain."

"Snapped!"

The flames jumped up tremblingly, and swayed in the night wind. Tang Shi lowered his head slightly, and lit the cigarette with his hands around the flame.

Tang Shi took a puff of his cigarette and told me to sit here and not run around.

He went to the counter for drinks and snacks, and came back with a grilled sausage in his hand.

"Give you."

I took a look at the smoke in his mouth, and reached out to take the sausage, wanting to put it directly into my mouth.

"Aren't you stupid?" Tang Shi grabbed my wrist, "I have no brains at all, won't my mouth burn just after I took it out of the oven?"

We were so close that the smell of smoke blew into my face when he spoke, and it wasn't a bad smell.I was still hungry for the cigarette in his hand, so I asked him if he could give me another puff.

Tang Shi hummed, and brought the remaining cigarette to my mouth.

With the experience of almost choking to death at the door of my house last time, I took a breath carefully this time, holding my breath, holding it in my mouth, not daring to inhale it into my lungs, and reluctant to spit it out.

"Your expression is so funny." Tang Shi reached out and stroked my bangs, telling me to spit out the cigarette, "What do children learn to smoke."

I blew the smoke hard into his face, very dissatisfied: "You are only one year older than me, why are you pretending to be an adult."

Tang Shi vainly blocked his face with the hand holding the cigarette, and told me, "One second is big."

I took a bite of the sausage, still feeling a little unconvinced.

The wind started to blow again on the terrace, and there was a small shed beside the counter selling sausages, and the sunny baby wind chimes hanging under the shed jingled.

I finished my sausage, wiped my hands, put on the hood of my T-shirt, pulled the string taut, and asked Don if I looked like Spider-Man.

Tang Shi said, "Like a silly hat."

"You're the stupid hat." I took off my hat and pushed him, asking him to apologize.

"I see you are going to rebel."

Tang Shi stretched out his hand to hold my head, and got up from his seat to tickle me.

I screamed and took the chair to hide. The rattan chair hit the floor with a muffled sound.

Everyone comes to the terrace to enjoy the wind. When the night breeze is blowing, the mood is very relaxed, and it makes people feel better when it is lively.

The little girl sitting near us drinking juice shook her short legs, tilted her head and said to her mother, "Big brothers are so naive."

"Did you hear that!" I avoided Tang Shi's troublesome hands on me, and said to him angrily, "Childish!"

Both my dad and Uncle Tang were drinking, and Aunt Tang was driving on the way back.

My mom was sitting in the passenger seat on her phone, and I figured she was going around telling people that her precious son, which would be me, was on TV.

Because she was playing with her mobile phone and suddenly said, "No, isn't the one next to Moonlight your deskmate?"

She turned her head to look at me and asked me if her cosmetics were used by my tablemate.

I couldn't hide the matter, so I could only nod obediently, and said pitifully, "Mom, I'm sorry."

"……never mind."

My mother turned her head back and said, "But you said that little girl Yuan Ziyi is really tall. Standing next to you is half a head taller than you."

I know this question, and I quickly excused my height: "She's wearing high heels."

"Is that so..."

My mother looked at the phone screen and nodded, her fingernails unconsciously tapped on the side of the phone, not knowing what she was thinking.

My dad became talkative after drinking. He told Uncle Tang that he was going back to buy a gold picture frame and frame the picture of me on the TV to hang on the wall.

"Well," said Uncle Tang, "it's pretty good."

My dad still wanted to talk, but Uncle Tang was furious: "Just talk, don't shake me, I'm going to throw up."

Aunt Tang felt a little helpless when she heard the commotion behind her. She said softly, "The two of them drank too much. When I get home, I'll make some hangover soup and ask Tang Shi to bring it to you."

"Oh," my mother waved her hand: "Don't bother, I have sober medicine at home."

Aunt Tang disagreed and said: "It's not good to eat too much of that, it's okay, I'll cook it soon."

After arriving home, Aunt Tang parked the car at the gate of the yard. Tang Shi and my mother worked together to pull my dad off Uncle Tang. I reached out to pick him up, "I'll come, you help Uncle Tang."

My dad was very happy to recognize me, and kissed me on the cheek, "My son is so good."

He was easily moved after drinking, I stretched out my hand to help him walk into the house, a little helpless.

After entering the door, my mother changed into slippers, went to wash a towel, came over to wipe my father's face, and asked me to help take off his coat.

My dad refused to take it off and asked my mom, "Wife, am I handsome today?"

My mother laughed angrily at him, and whipped him with a towel, "Death."

"Son, follow me." My dad was still very proud of being beaten, and stretched out his hand to rub my face. "The reason why my son is so cute is because I follow me."

"Yes, yes, yes," my mother wiped his face while his attention was on my face, "my son is like you."

Aunt Tang's hangover soup was cooked very quickly, Tang shi brought a bowl over, my mother coaxed my dad to drink it, and asked Tang shi to help and take my dad to the bedroom with her.

Tang Shi helped my dad up from the sofa. My dad patted Tang Shi's shoulder hard and said, "Tang Shi is handsome! Unlike your dad, he's blind!"

His hands were strong, and Tang Shi's arms trembled when he slapped him, and he almost threw my dad out.

My mother and I looked at each other, deeply ashamed.My dad knows how to talk nonsense after drinking a little wine... Uncle Tang is obviously very handsome, too!