how to chase boys

Of course I know about condoms, but I haven't seen one.

My face turned red all of a sudden, and I threw the thing in my hand out as if it would be hot.

Tang Shi was still laughing, saying that I looked very stupid.

Why did Yuan Ziyi give me such a thing!I felt that I had touched something dirty, so I desperately rubbed my hands on my pants, raised my leg to kick Tang Shi: "Can you please stop laughing!"

Tang Shi laughed so hard that he didn't forget to dodge my attack: "You don't know your expression just now, you... Hahahahaha..."

He was still laughing, and I wanted to kick him again, but I was pinned down on the bed by his arms around my neck.

"That's enough, that's all." He was still laughing, but he said he stopped laughing: "I won't laugh at you anymore."

I glared at him, and he looked at me, and within two seconds of our staring at each other, he burst out laughing again.

"Cheng Yueguang," he put his head on my chest, his whole body was shaking with suppressed laughter, "hahahaha I really don't laugh at you anymore, hahahahaha—damn!"

While he was lying on top of me and laughing, I pinched his arm very hard.

Tang Shi jumped up from me, and pointed to the arm where the muscles had just begun to form. There was a red pinch mark on the honey-colored arm, which looked painful. He said, "Are you sure about it!"

I ignored him, got up from the bed, took a tissue to pick up the condom.I wrapped the condom and threw it into the trash can. After thinking about it, I was worried that my mother would check the trash in my room, so I took the condom out of the trash can again, ran out of bed and threw it into the wastebasket in the bathroom.

Tang Shi lay on my bed and stretched out his legs. He is tall and his legs are of course long. He alone occupied half of my bed.

I picked up the comic books on the ground and wanted to hit him, Tang Shi made a truce gesture, "Stop, stop, come and watch me play games."

I climbed onto the bed as promised and rested my chin on my arm to watch him start the game.

"Tang Shi," I watched him enter the game, and couldn't help asking him, "My deskmate said you got into a fight."

Tang Shi chose a hero to enter the arena later, gave a perfunctory hum, and kept my eyes on the screen, and continued, "Don't fight, Aunt Tang will be very sad."

I've never seen a woman who is gentler than Aunt Tang. At such a naive age, I even thought that it would be great if Aunt Tang was my mother. Tang Shi is not obedient at all and always makes Auntie sad.

"Tsk," Tang Shi thought I was talking too much, so he turned his head to scold me, but he stared at me for a while, instead of scolding me, he poked my face: "Cheng Yueguang, why didn't I realize that your face is so ugly before? Fat."

"You don't understand." I touched my face and imitated my mother's words: "It's all collagen."

Tang Shi stayed in my room all afternoon. During this period, he forced me to call him brother several times before giving me the phone to play. I used his account to play the game. I didn't start the game for 5 minutes because the technology was too high. Cai was scolded by his teammates.

I woke up Tang Shi who was sleeping on the bed, and showed him the phone: "They scolded me!"

Tang Shi turned over on the bed and turned his back to me, and said perfunctorily, "When they scold you, you just turn on the microphone and scold back."

"Oh."

I turned on the microphone as I said, and thought for a long time, not knowing what to scold.I'm not the tyrant of Tang Dynasty. I lived for 16 years, and the most cruel thing I said was "I'll sue the teacher if you do this again." That's what I said in elementary school.

My teammates are still scolding me: [Can you stop giving it away?You are Meituan Takeaway, you give away! ! ! ]

"I didn't send it," I whispered with my mobile phone, frantically controlling the hero back to the spring, "I'm not very good at playing this hero."

[......]

The person who scolded me sent a series of ellipsis, and then sent: [Primary school student?Or is it the voice changer opened by the girl? ]

Um?What voice changer?I carefully read the message sent by this person, and ran to the opposite side to give away the head again without paying attention.

[Why are you dead again... Forget it, I won’t scold you anymore, I will teach you how to play. ]

After playing this round, he added Tang Shi as a friend. I glanced at Tang Shi who was sleeping, and quietly agreed for him.

This person's game ID is Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny sent me a message and asked me how old I was.

[Seeing that your account is already v8, you must have recharged a lot of money. ]

I replied slowly: [This is my brother's cell phone. ]

[Oh. ]

He said: [Then do you have an account? ]

I told him I didn't have a phone and said could he stop talking to me, I can only play for a while, if he keeps talking to me I won't have time to play games.

Bugs Bunny stopped talking, and I continued to play games.

Tang Shi slept until the afternoon, when the car whistle sounded in the yard of my house, it was my father or my mother who came back.

I put down Tang Shi's cell phone, arched my slippers and ran outside. As soon as I went out, I saw my dad get out of the car, open the back door of the car and take a box of cherries.

He rarely comes home so early, I ran over happily, "Dad!"

"Son," my dad patted my head, "what are you doing at home today?"

"My classmate came to see me."

I took the cherries and walked to the house with my dad. He loosened his tie while walking, "Really, did you stay home for lunch?"

"I'll keep it. Auntie also made mung bean soup, and Tang Shi is here."

"Well, good son." My dad hung the suit jacket on the hanger, stretched out his hand and flicked my head, "Go get Dad a bowl of mung bean soup."

I went to the kitchen to find a bowl of mung bean soup, and then to the refrigerator to find ice cubes.

When I came out with the mung bean soup, Tang Shi had already come down and was sitting on the sofa chatting with my dad.

He slept all afternoon, and his hair was a little messy. His hair was short in the first place, and it was even more messy when he woke up. He scratched it casually with his hands.

Seeing me bring mung bean soup over, he asked me to serve him a bowl as well, and asked: "Give me two pieces of sugar, or it won't taste good."

My dad laughed and said that children should eat less sugar.He took the mung bean soup in my hand to thank me, raised his neck and drank half a bowl in one gulp.

The ice cubes in the bowl jingled, and my dad said, "My dear son, go get your brother another bowl."

I went to help Tang Shi serve soup again, and took the cherries to the kitchen to wash by the way.

When I heard Tang Shi say that I was fat, my dad burst out laughing, "I'm not so fat, Yue Guang was only fat when he was a child, and he follows you like a ball."

I'm not fat, I spit in Tang Shi's mung bean soup, thinking angrily, let you say I'm fat, let you eat my saliva!

After spitting, I brought mung bean soup to Tang Shi, "Drink it, I put sugar."

Tang Shi took the soup and didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so he brought it to his mouth and took a sip.

Hahahahahaha, the villain in my heart laughed wildly, and asked him calmly, "Is it good?"

Tang Shi didn't know that I spit in it, but actually laughed, "It's delicious."

My dad sat on the sofa and chatted with Tang Shi and me for a while, before going upstairs to work, I asked him, "Dad, can you ask mom to buy me a mobile phone."

My dad stretched out his hand and squeezed my face, and said a little funny: "You are still young, what do you want a mobile phone for?"

"Everyone has it," I puffed my cheeks, "I want it too."

In order to buy a mobile phone, I also found an excuse: "I can use my mobile phone to study."

Actually, I just want to play games.

But my dad didn't know what I was thinking, so he nodded, "Okay, I'll discuss it with your mom when she comes back."

Watching my dad go upstairs, Tang Shi drank up the mung bean soup in his bowl, chewed the ice cubes loudly, and said, "Isn't it okay to play tricks on me?"

Of course it's not good, I have to give up my dignity once I play with my mobile phone, it's not good at all.

I shook my head, sat down next to him, put the fruit plate with cherries on my lap and started eating.

Tang Shi came over and grabbed a handful, leaning on the sofa with his legs crossed, putting cherries into his mouth with one hand, and looking at his phone with the other.

I noticed that he didn't spit out the core, so I asked in surprise, "Did you eat the core too?"

He didn't say a word, and gestured for me to come over with his hands.

I didn't go over, I guessed it, he was going to trick me into going over and spit the nuclei into my hands.

Tang Shi was like this, very fierce and bad, except for me with a particularly good temper, I really don't know who can continue to be friends with him under his oppression for more than ten years.

When my mother came back at night, I was thinking about her bringing me a gift, so I ran out to pick her up.

I never expected that my gift was actually an admission ticket for a taekwondo training class.

My mother stepped on high heels and walked to me, bringing a scent of fragrance.She was very happy, with a bag in one hand, and my shoulder with the other, "Son, it's very difficult to enroll in this class. Mom asked a business partner to enroll you. Don't worry about it when you learn Taekwondo." Someone is bullying you."

A small orange lamp was lit in the yard, and there were a few fluttering moths bumping around under the lamp. Moths fluttered to the flame, moths fluttered to the flame, and the moths were fools.

I felt that the admission ticket for the Taekwondo class in my hand was very heavy, but I couldn't refuse my mother, so I could only accept it with a sad face.

"What a good baby~" My mother kissed me on the cheek and led me into the house.

"Husband! I'm back!"

"Why is it so late today?" My dad came down from the stairs, he had already changed into a set of loose home clothes, holding a coffee cup, "You said your stomach was uncomfortable, I asked sister Zhou to make ginger tea for you. "

My mom kicked off her high heels, threw her bag and kissed my dad on the face, "Thank you husband~"

In this way, my dad also had a lipstick mark like mine on his face.

He looked at me with a sad face, smiled and asked me what's wrong, "Why is my son's face drooping again, huh?"

"Dad," I showed him the admission ticket in my hand, pretending to be very pitiful: "Woooo..."

It's useless to pretend to be pitiful. My dad, a stinky man without his own opinion, knows how to obey his wife. Not only did he not sympathize with me, but he also praised my mother, saying that she is very considerate.

Feelings aren't he going to class?

My poor weekend!Can I only contribute to the sweaty Taekwondo in the future?I do not want to!I don't want to!

But fortunately, my dad still has a little conscience. Taking advantage of my mother's happy opportunity, he proposed to equip me with a mobile phone. He said: "Children of Yueguang's age have mobile phones, so he should have one too. Check the information online. It's very convenient."

"OK."

My mother hummed a song and untied the belt of the dress, and her waist, which had been strangled by the belt all day, was liberated. She let out a long sigh of relief, and tapped my dad's nose with her slender fingertips, "Mr. Cheng, take Moonlight to buy a mobile phone." The task is entrusted to you!"