Help, I was forced into marriage by a monster!

"Putong—Putong—" At this time, Song Yinzhi could even clearly hear his own violent heartbeat.

The door opened slowly, and the scent became stronger, making people feel a little drowsy.

Subconsciously, Song Yin covered his mouth and nose, took two steps back, his hand holding the resume was trembling slightly.

What is this, why is it so terrifying, is this an environment where normal people can live?

It's just that after the door was fully opened, I saw a kind-faced aunt standing inside.

"I'm here to apply, come with me." The aunt's tone was gentle, with a faint smile on her face.

Song Yinzhi looked at the aunt's back, and for no reason, his nervous heart calmed down instantly.

He followed his aunt into the house, and found that the decoration structure inside was completely opposite to the outside. The powder blue one was a bit like the room of a prince and princess in a fairy tale. All the sharp corners of the furniture were covered with sponge. It got up, so the whole hall looked soft.

Song Yinzhi followed the aunt up to the second floor. Outside the corridor, the aunt turned around and smiled at him:

"Wait a minute, I'll call our boss over here."

Song Yinzhi bowed to him politely, and as soon as the aunt left, he began to look at the interior decoration without any trace.

It is indeed very young, all are solid colors, and the overall atmosphere is very gentle, furry dolls can be seen everywhere, a row of children's creative decorative paintings are hung on the wall, and there is even a little yellow duck rocking chair in the corner.

Did IZ have a baby at home?When it was born, I haven't seen any media reports.

Just as he was thinking about something, there was a sound of footsteps.

Song Yinzhi looked up instantly, and saw the aunt coming out with a lump of soft object in her arms.

Taking a closer look, it turned out that what she was holding in her arms was a little milk baby with white skin like porcelain.

At that moment, it seemed that an uncle with white wings in open crotch trousers, with a golden circle of light on his head, held a holy arrow of love, aimed at Song Yinzhi's heart, and sent a beautiful ten ring.

He really likes this little milk baby!How could there be such a cute child in the world!

Just like the dolls on the container, especially the way the doll looked at him with those big eyes like beeswax, and the trembling long curled eyelashes, Song Yinzhi felt that his heart was going to melt into a puddle of water.

Maybe it's because he has been in the system for a long time, even though his heart is about to burst out with love for the cute little baby in front of him, Song Yinzhi still remains calm on the surface, and just asks politely:

"Hi kid, my name is Song Yinzhi, how old are you?"

The nanny smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, this child is only one and a half years old, and he can't speak well."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Song Yinzhi apologized softly. Looking at the child's light golden pupils, he asked curiously, "Is the kid a mixed race? The color of the eyes is so beautiful, like topaz."

"It's not a mixed race, it's probably a genetic mutation." The nanny didn't seem to want to mention it, so she didn't continue after a few perfunctory sentences.

"By the way, where's your boss?" Song Yinzhi looked around, but didn't see any other adults.

"Oh our boss, he is not here now, this is his son, named Feng Qi."

"Does the baby have a nickname?" Song Yinzhi asked.

"No, you can usually call him Feng Qi, the baby can understand his name." The nanny laughed.

"If there is no nickname, can I call him Little Xueqiu? He is so white and chubby."

Saying that, Song Yinzhi stretched out his hand to touch Feng Qi's soft and white face.

As a result, the little guy tilted his head and coldly dodged Song Yinzhi's hand, his little face was so tense that he could play cotton.

"Ah, Mr. Song, this child is a bit cynical, don't mind." The nanny hurried out to smooth things over.

"It's okay, children are like this." Although Song Yinzhi was so embarrassed that he could dig out three rooms and two living rooms with his toes, he pretended to smile calmly on the surface.

This is what he learned when he was in the system. Even if the leaders dig up your ancestral grave and point at your nose and scold them one by one, you still have to laugh.

No matter how tired and hard you are, just treat yourself as two hundred and five.

"Our work here is very easy. There is a Labrador named Yaoji in the yard. You usually take it out for a walk, add water and food to it, and I am here with the young master, but I will go back tomorrow. It will take about ten days and a half months to go to my hometown, and I will trouble you to take care of the doll during this time, speaking of it, do you have any experience in taking care of children before?"

Song Yinzhi thought for a while, and said: "I have taken care of my sister's children before, so I have experience."

"That's fine. Our young master is quite independent. He can play by himself at ordinary times without using a penis, and don't disturb him when he is sleeping. The doll gets very angry when he wakes up." The nanny told her.

Song Yinzhi was stunned, could a one-and-a-half-year-old baby be able to become like this independently?Sure enough, he was a child of a big consortium, and he won at the starting line early.

He took advantage of the opportunity to look at the little doll named Feng Qi, and saw that the doll was looking at him with that kind of scrutiny, his milky little face was tense, his face was expressionless, his old-fashioned posture and his immature little face out of place.

"There is another thing I want to say up front. The probationary period is one month. During this period, the salary is [-]. After you become a regular, it will be [-]. At that time, we will decide whether you will stay or not based on your score, mainly to see if you can Get along well with our young master."

"Don't worry, I like children very much." Song Yinzhi smiled softly.

If he can't serve the tricky and weird leader well, can't he not be able to serve the [-]-year-old milk baby well?

The nanny glanced at the little milk baby, then at Song Yinzhi, and smiled: "That's it."

After confirming the work content, the nanny put the baby back in the room and led Song Yinzhi to visit the house.

I don't know if the designer of this house had his head full of millet porridge. He designed the house like a maze. He went up to the warehouse, but he went down the warehouse and went directly to the bathroom.

Song Yinzhi reckoned that he had to use navigation to understand it.

The nanny was in a hurry to catch the train, so she packed her luggage early and was about to leave.

Before leaving, she prepared all the ingredients and told Song Yinzhi which complementary foods to feed the baby, but mainly breastfeeding, and asked Song Yinzhi to write down all the precautions for the baby, even like Every Chinese teacher spot-checked Song Yinzhi's recitation one by one.

I have to say that there are so many precautions for this doll.

For example, I don’t like other people’s sex, absolutely don’t use anything other than the fox shape, and the most annoying thing is the smell of sulfur. There must be no sulfur soap in the house, otherwise the baby will lose his temper.

Listening to these precautions, Song Yinzhi didn't think much about it, he just felt that some people are naturally sensitive to irritating smells, just like some people like to eat coriander very much, and there is no smell or joy; It feels like vomiting and diarrhea, which is understandable.

After dealing with these matters, the aunt wore her fancy sun hat, carried her stuffed suitcase and left in a hurry without even saying hello or looking back.

Seeing her walking resolutely, Song Yinzhi thought that she really had a big heart, so he threw such a little baby with limbs and limbs into his own care.

Song Yinzhi closed the door and was about to go upstairs when, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a pink envelope on the shoe rack at the door, with the words "Yinzhi's receipt" written on it.

Song Yinzhi took the envelope, and a smell of inferior incense powder wafted over in an instant.

With such a girlish envelope, this aunt probably wrote a love letter to herself.

Although following this aunt can save ten years of struggle, he doesn't want to die with such no dignity like the little duck whose pelvis was smashed by two rich women before.

I wanted to put down the letter, and cut off my aunt's dishonesty by the way, but when I turned it over, I saw a line of extremely small words in the lower right corner of the envelope:

I'm not interested in a doll with half-haired like you, take it apart!

Song Yinzhi opened the envelope in surprise, the beginning was:

Lovely Comrade Song.

But the first sentence was crossed out, and half of the second sentence was crossed out. Some words were also used in pinyin, and those who couldn't even use pinyin were replaced with "○".

Song Yinzhi looked at this letter as if he was translating some foreign masterpiece, his brows were furrowed, and it took him a long time to understand what the aunt wrote.

To sum it up in one sentence:

The weather is bad today, so don't enter the storage room on the left of the second floor.

"Wrong" is also spelled wrong.

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What is this aunt trying to express, and why can't I enter the storage room? Is there any treasure hidden in it?

After researching for a long time, Song Yinzhi completely recognized his IQ. He put the letter back and threw it into the trash can.

In a pile of waste papers, the letter lay quietly in the middle.

What Song Yinzhi didn't know was that on the back of the letter, there was a line of extremely small red letters:

The house is haunted by (cross out) ghosts!Soak (cross out) ○!