Gold Lord, I am actually your male god

I was still a cub at that time. On the day when I first saw "Shen Tang", my legs hurt a lot, and I bled a lot. Dirty and smelly streets.

I don't like humans very much, except for "Shen Tang", who is pleasing to the eye from our cat's aesthetic point of view, tall, with long legs, and has a nose and eyes.

The most important thing is that when you see a cat, you will say "meow meow" stupidly. When I was still alive, I said: this kind of human has the potential to be our shit shovel officer.

"Shen Tang" was accompanied by a boy between a cub and an adult. The boy was taller and had longer legs, but his eyes were cold, as if my cute kitten separated "Shen Tang" His pet-like, animal instincts made me acutely aware of danger.

"Shen Tang" picked me up, his arms were unexpectedly gentle, he said: "This cat is as thin as a mouse, and his legs are injured."

As soon as "Shen Tang" spoke, I became unhappy.You are like a mouse, your whole family is like a mouse!I bared my teeth at "Shen Tang", and "Shen Tang" smiled instead: "So mighty, just like Ao Shaobao hahaha, let's call him Aobai!"

So I moved into the apartment of "Shen Tang", that boy named 'Xiao Jing' didn't like me, he always thought I lost hair all over the place, hehe, stupid human being.

Sometimes they close the door and don't let me in, thinking I don't understand anything, meow, I know they are "mating", what's so good about "mating", stupid human beings.

It's a pity that I didn't live for long, my leg injury healed up, that guy "Shen Tang" actually had the heart to give away such a cute cat like me, saying that he didn't have time to take care of it, stupid human being!

I have a good life in the new owner's house, but his stupid dog is always provocative, and I can't compete with the witty me, so life is a bit boring.

Until one day Xiao Jing found me again and invited me to his home.But after Xiao Jing had a big quarrel with his parents, he "went abroad", "going abroad" means not seeing each other for a long time.

Human quarrels are really scary. Xiao Jing was beaten by his father until he couldn't walk easily, and he still called "Shen Tang" by the name "Shen Tang".

I was excitedly waiting for "Shen Tang" to appear, but I waited for four years.

"Shen Tang" looks different. After so long, he looks even more like a cub than Xiao Jing. He doesn't seem to be taller than before, but I still recognized him at a glance. In his arms, he tolerantly gave him a chance to redeem his sins.

In order to maintain the good time living with "Shen Tang", I scratched a strong yellow-haired human being and threatened "Shen Tang"'s father, it really broke my heart.

In order to express my friendliness, I often even take off his pants and press my noble claws on his buttocks to show my closeness. Unfortunately, "Shen Tang" is not very understandable, a stupid human being.

Now I am listening to them quarreling vigilantly, as if they are leaving me to "go abroad" again, meowing.

"Why can't we hold a wedding?" Xiao Jing asked loudly.

"Brother Jing! You can hold hands once posted on Weibo, and the wedding is too much, isn't it? Which of us will wear the wedding dress?"

Xiao Jing finally compromised: "Then at least go to the Netherlands to get a certificate." Shen Tang agreed: "Okay!" Xiao Jing added: "After receiving the certificate, you must post it on Weibo and INS." Shen Tang said: "Must! "

Then I saw Xiao Jing strip Shen Tang's pants, are they going to have sex on the sofa?I'm not interested at all, but Shen Tang's butt is very soft, I can't help but lean up and slap my paw, well, it's really soft, it should be very comfortable to mate with him.

Then Xiao Jing angrily grabbed me by the back of the neck and locked me into the bedroom, meow!Let me out!While scratching the door, I listened to the sound coming from the living room, except for the "popping" impact, and their unclear conversation.

"Lock up the silly cat?"

"Ah."

"Hurry up, don't bite there!"

"Fuck, Xiao Jing, yes, yes. Phew"

It wasn't until I scratched Xiao Jing's slippers that they remembered to let me out. Meow felt bitter and didn't want to talk.I jumped on the bed, and saw Xiao Jing's satisfied face, as if he had taken advantage of something, even the eyes that looked at me were gentle.

I shivered, feeling that Xiao Jing like this was a bit disgusting, I pushed aside Shen Tang's thigh and lay down on it to express my grievance, but found that it was covered with mottled and ambiguous red marks, as if my savior was bullied by Xiao Jing again.

What's even more frightening is that they plan to leave me and go out to play, absolutely not!

"Where are your parents going?" Xiao Jing asked.

Shen Tang said: "It seems to be going to Fiji."

Xiao Jing said: "They went on their honeymoon after receiving the certificate, let's go too."

Shen Tang stroked my hair, and said, "I only have two weeks." Xiao Jing asked, "Isn't the next film going to be filmed in November?" Shen Tang said, "Yes, but I will go to Mango Channel to record the show in two weeks. "

Xiao Jing didn't seem very happy: "Busier than me." Shen Tang said boldly: "I'm popular, I can't help it, I can't put down all the trophies at home."

Shen Tang threw me away, moved to Xiao Jing's side, and comforted him, "Why don't we go to Europe for our honeymoon?"

If you dare to leave me behind and go to Europe for a "honeymoon", I will smash your golden man into pieces, meow!

Xiao Jing objected: "I want to go to a deserted island."

Shen Tang foolishly agreed.

I really can't complain.Where no one is around, Xiao Jing just wants to mate, hey, stupid sex maniac.

I hugged Shen Tang's thigh desperately, not letting him go, but that stupid guy just patted my head and said, "Good boy, I'll take you to Brother Xiao Guo tomorrow."

Touch~touch, my hair will be bald by you, meow.

I was so bored, thinking that these two stupid two-legged beasts were going to "go abroad" again, I was in no mood to scratch the cat scratching post again, so I lay back on Shen Tang's lap and concentrated on picking his underwear. Humans have no hair , I can only wear layers of clothes, it is pitiful to think about it.

Before it was completely stripped, Shen Tang locked me in the bedroom again.Meow!just go!I am angry!

The next day, Xiao Jing and Shen Tang had a video call with Guo Meijuan first. Guo Meijuan complained that they had made me thin, which made me cry. This is my real grandma!

Then I went to Xiao Tingchuan's house. On the way down to buy dried fish for me, I met a fan at the door of the pet shop. They held hands shamelessly under the eyes of everyone, and even kissed. Who told me that human beings Are you shy?Liar?

But the little girls around seemed to be very excited, shouting "It's so sweet!" "You must be happy!" "Is this Aobai? I saw Tang Shao posted it on Weibo!" "Ah, ah, you can touch it!" for a while?"

The bodyguard stopped them at the right time: "I'm sorry, please don't approach."

I'm sorry for your brother-in-law!See how beautiful that young lady is?I want her to touch it!

Xiao Jing was still wearing sunglasses, covering most of his face, looking cool.Shen Tang smiled at the fans gently: "Thank you everyone, but I still have something to do." He waved his hand very politely as he spoke, causing another burst of screams.

Pretend, you go on pretending, it’s not you who “fucks” at home every day without washing your hair, right?

hypocritical human beings.

Of course Shen Tang couldn't hear my slander, and got into the car gracefully, leaving behind a group of star-eyed girls, I could almost see the pink bubbles overflowing into the car, Shen Tang was still happy , Didn't you see that Xiao Jing's face has changed?You'll get fucked if you do that, let me tell you.

When we arrived at Xiao Tingchuan's villa, I jumped into Xiao Guo's arms first, to show that I missed him, otherwise who would cover me next?It's so smart, meow, human beings are played by me and clapped and pinched hahaha meow.

Xiao Jing's parents prepared a table of delicious meals. During the dinner, Xiao Tingchuan mentioned "surrogate pregnancy" and so on. Xiao Jing's expression was not very good, but Shen Tang suddenly said that he could consider it.The atmosphere became hot all of a sudden, and even Xiao Guo secretly picked up a whole small yellow croaker for me without being scolded by my mother.

Don't think I don't know anything, "surrogacy" means giving birth to cubs!Shen Tang and Xiao Jing mate every day, why can't they give birth by themselves?very strange!And the human estrus period is really long!

At night I sneak into their rooms to see if there is something wrong with their mating that is preventing them from having pups.In fact, as long as I don't paw on Shen Tang's ass, or poke his little bird, Xiao Jing won't drive me out.

He really didn't listen to the cat's words, and suffered a loss before his eyes, Shen Tang was really fucked.

I kept my eyes peeled and tried to study and guide, but I couldn't help it, that's how human beings make cats worry.

Seeing that Xiao Jing first kissed Shen Tang's mouth, and then put his hand into his pants, the shape seemed to have turned Shen Tang's small bird into a big bird, Shen Tang closed his eyes and hummed, as if being served was very comfortable Yes, it gets wet after a while.

Meow!Did he pee his pants?

Soon the clothes on the two of them disappeared. The human body has no hair and is very ugly, but Shen Tang is very beautiful, white, smooth and soft. Xiao Jing is okay because he is strong enough. There was a groan that couldn't be made into a sentence, and two suspicious blushes appeared on his fair face, thinking that the problem was here!

Such over-mating every day, the cubs will be aborted!

With a light leap, I stood uprightly in front of Xiao Jing, flicked my tail, and reasoned with them: "Meow meow!"

Xiao Jing and Shen Tang looked at me at the same time, Shen Tang's eyes were big, filled with water mist, even cats felt sexy~ sexy, I haven't finished being proud of my poop-shoveling officer's good looks, just He was thrown out by Xiao Jing with a black face, this time he was rougher than ever, thanks to the pads on my claws.

Meow!Xiao Jing, you cheapskate!I haven't met your Shen Tang this time!No, that's my shit shoveler, okay?snort.

I had no choice but to lie at the door and wait for Shen Tang to hug and hold me high the next day, and comfort me with dried fish.

But the sound inside didn't stop until late at night, maybe my shit shoveler can't get up either?

As Xiao Jing's cat, I'm so frustrated, meow.

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How long have you been waiting! !Hug first! !

"Golden Lord" officially ends here 233

Sanxi read each of the babies' messages, holding their mobile phones and holding their faces happily has become a daily routine.

Take over from Xinkeng "My Boyfriend Always Loses Hair [End Times]"~~Here is the first version of the copy

In the last days, Chu Xi, who was imprisoned to death by the big bosses for having fun, was reborn.

Opening his eyes again, he found that he had returned to the day before the end of the world.

This time, he intends to keep a low profile and never let anyone discover his abilities again!

however……

Zuo Ning: What are you?

Chu Xi (holding her head): Don't catch me!

Zuo Ning (thinking): It's cute, take it home and raise it.

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