What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

After discussing with Pang Zaiyuan at afternoon tea time, Pang Zaiyuan finally didn't skip class, and came to pick up Ning Wenru after class in the evening.

With Pang Zaiyuan's supervision, Ning Wenru couldn't stay up all night with his teammates. With a fascinated smile, he wore a long-sleeved jacket that hung down to cover his fingers, and walked side by side with Pang Zaiyuan on the school road. Secretly, he stretched out his little finger in the long sleeve, hooking Pang Zaiyuan's.

In this way, the arms will not swing when walking, and it seems that the walking postures of the two are very stiff and synchronized.Ning Wenru didn't let go of his little finger when he met a classmate he knew. Instead, he continued to hook his little finger secretly and greeted with the other hand.It's so exciting to reveal secrets secretly in front of familiar people!With a little excitement in his arms, Ning Wenru hooked Pang Zaiyuan all the way back to the dormitory quickly.

Since the day Pang Zaiyuan said that it's okay to be 0, Ning Wenru has been wanting to come all night!As time did not permit, Ning Wenru died before leaving the teacher many times, so don't mention any resentment.So as soon as he left the laboratory, Ning Wenru hooked Pang Zaiyuan and ran all the way back to the dormitory, wanting to have fun with Pang Zaiyuan while Le Weijian and his girlfriend were having fun!

But before entering the door of the dormitory, Ning Wenru felt something was wrong.

It's already ten o'clock in the evening. It stands to reason that Le Weijian and his girlfriend should also go out to watch a movie early in the morning to have fun and then stay out at night. Why are the lights in the dormitory still brightly on, and why are there still loud singing voices in the dormitory!

When Ning Wenru entered the dormitory, he saw his roommate Le Weijian, who refused to leave. He sat in front of the computer and put on his earphones. ! The stars in the sky can be seen in the north——Douwa!

There are a dozen beers and several bags of peanuts next to the computer, and there are two dozen beers and two cans of Coke under Le Weijian's chair.Le Weijian sang and yelled a few words, took another sip of beer to moisten his throat, clacked and tapped on the keyboard, and then roared again, dancing and dancing, looking very happy!

Seeing that Ning Wenru and Pang Zaiyuan came back together, Le Weijian immediately took off his earphones and stood up, picked up a can of Coke and a can of beer, handed them to Ning Wenru and Pang Zaiyuan respectively, and said in greeting: "I'm back! Come and drink together! "

Without even thinking about it, Pang Zaiyuan pushed the beer back, simply ruthlessly refusing: "I won't drink it."

After finishing speaking, Pang Zaiyuan gently hooked Ning Wenru's little finger with the little finger hidden under the long sleeve, and said, "I'll take a bath first."

The tactile sensation of the slight hook of the little finger seems to be an invitation!

But Ning Wenru didn't get it at all, or he was going to deal with Le Weijian first, so he pulled out his hand and waved it, took Le Weijian's Coke with the other hand, and said: "Go, you wash first. "

Pang Zaiyuan's hands froze for a moment, then he rubbed Ning Wenru's hair, smiled sullenly, and turned to take a shower.Ning Wenru slapped Pang Zaiyuan's butt, and suddenly realized that the slap was so smooth that he almost forgot the existence of his roommate, and quickly looked down at Le Weijian.

Fortunately, Ning Wenru found that Le Weijian didn't look at him, but was typing on the computer, and turned on the microphone, saying goodbye to netizens.After Le Weijian said goodbye, he invited Ning Wenru to sit down as well, looking serious.

Ning Wenru was not polite to Le Weijian either, he took a sip of Coca-Cola and asked, "It's rare to see you staying in the dormitory, why don't you go out on a date today?"

Le Weijian took a big gulp of beer boldly, and spit out the smell of alcohol as soon as he spoke, his expression was haggard and depressed, completely opposite to the passionate state of singing a song just now: "Stop talking, we broke up, and we are still dating."

No wonder Le Weijian didn't go on a date anymore. Ning Wenru was very disappointed. He had hoped to get a vote when Le Weijian went out to spend the night with his girlfriend and didn't come back!It's all over now!

But after thinking about it, although it was exciting to be watched by Le Weijian, it would be too hasty if they did it secretly in the dormitory for the first time.No matter what, you have to find a place where no one will disturb you and you will never forget it, and be like him, the sky is dark, the sun, the moon, and the sun, the moon, and the stars are changing.

So Ning Wenru let go of the longing for the past two days, and began to act as a confidant big brother, caring about the relationship problems of his roommates: "Isn't it good before? How did you split up?"

Seeing Le Weijian's miserable look, he was obviously the one who got dumped!

Sure enough, Le Weijian took another sip sullenly, and said with a sigh: "There was always a little problem before, but I didn't pay attention to it."

Seeing Le Weijian like this, Ning Wenru couldn't help but think of the situation between himself and Pang Zaiyuan. They were in the early stage of their relationship and had been actively communicating. The problems in the early stage were not obvious, but Ning Wenru was also worried that the relationship between them There will be problems that I didn't find, so I asked: "Is there any problem that you didn't pay attention to?"

Le Weijian rested his chin on his hand, and said sullenly: "She said that every time she dragged me to the library to study, I would not go, and if I did, she would not read the books. But I just can't read the books. Why do I have to go all day long?" Sitting in the library is a waste of time, and she is more attractive than books, think about it, if your girlfriend is around, can you calm down and read books."

"No." Ning Wenru answered very simply.This afternoon's situation clearly confirmed this point. Now that the initial stage of love has not yet officially started, Ning Wenru saw that Pang Zaiyuan brought him snacks, so he couldn't help pushing into the toilet to have a kiss.

Le Weijian found an allied force on the same front, as if he had found an outlet for his feelings, and began to pour out his thoughts to Ning Wenru: "You said that at this age, when you meet someone you like, you don't come four or five a day. It’s not normal to do so many times, isn’t it. But Xiaoxin didn’t know what article she read, saying that I just wanted to fuck her, and she didn’t like her at all, nor was she self-motivated, she just wanted to play all day long.”

Ning Wenru said: "It's for your own good that she lets you study. She is a graduate student and is older than you. You have to study hard to keep up with her thinking."

"You're right," Le Weijian frowned, squeezed the beer can with one hand, took a long breath, calmed down before stating reluctantly: "She said she fell in love with a senior who loves to study, they are all graduate students .Her seniors will help her make a list of books, look up information, help her do experiments, help her take the blame, and help her bear the scolding of the instructor. I only talk to her about games, playing ball, messing with her, making her tired, and others Nothing can help her."

After Le Weijian finished speaking, he raised his hand and threw away the beer can. He threw the beer can accurately in the trash can, opened another can, clinked glasses with Ning Wenru, and sighed: "No wonder Xiaoxin refused to let you go. I messed up, deliberately went to the library that I will never go to date the senior, Mad, I don’t know how long I have been green on my head. Look at that senior who blamed me for wearing glasses, who looks as weak as you, His thighs are not as thick as my arms, do you think he can be as powerful as me? Finding such a weak new boyfriend, wouldn't it be easy for me to cut him to death!"

Ning Wenru, who was also shot while lying down: "..."

"Who said I'm Ningning weak?" Pang Zaiyuan came out of the bathroom after taking a few minutes of fighting bath, commanding: "Ningning, listen to me, cut him to death, and pull his left hand!"

Of course Pang Zaiyuan had to listen to his orders!Ning Wenru pulled Le Weijian's left hand, and Le Weijian, who was sitting with his legs up, suddenly lost his center of gravity.Under Pang Zaiyuan's few instructions, Ning Wenru used his ingenuity to push Le Weijian back on the peanuts he bought.Le Weijian buried his face in the peanuts and moaned, "I'm broken in love and you two are still working together to bully me!"

"Whether you're broken in love or not," Pang Zaiyuan said naturally, brushing his hair flatly, "You can say nothing about Ningning."

Le Wei's lifeless whole body collapsed, and he didn't need Ning Wenru to hold him down. He slid to the ground, leaned his head on the chair, looked at Ning Wenru slumped, and said bitterly: "Daring is not treating me now. Well, there is a new person and forget the old. You sleep with him, have breakfast with him, and don’t bring me breakfast. Not to mention that there is always someone who comes first, why is it better to come later.”

"You know we're dating?" Ning Wenru was very surprised: "It's amazing! How did you know?"

Le Weijian black question mark face: "???"

It took a while for Le Weijian to react, his mouth was opened wider than his fist: "You guys are okay?! I thought there were threesome single brothers in our dormitory, but you are all gay?! It's okay ?!"

Ning Wenru knew that he had revealed the secret by saying the wrong thing, so he looked at Pang Zaiyuan apologetically.

Pang Zaiyuan rubbed Ning Wenru's hair indifferently, and said, "If you know it, you will know it. It's all right. It's more exciting and enjoyable."

What is more enjoyable than abusing a single dog?

It's the abuse of lovelorn dogs!

Ning Wenru really didn't mean to show affection when someone was broken in love, but the fact is that Ning Wenru had no choice but to imitate Pang Zaiyuan, stroking Le Weijian's hair, and handing the beer to He drank and said, "It's okay, we won't get sick here and there, and we won't mess with you, don't worry."

The amount of information was too much, Le Weijian was in a state of dizziness, but the pain of losing love became more intense.The girlfriend doesn't want him anymore, but she wants to see the two get along without saying a word, and work together to bully the lovelorn dog...

Le Weijian suddenly covered his chest, and looked at Ning Wenru with strange eyes.

Ning Wenru: "?"

Le Weijian asked in confusion: "Then should I treat you as a man or a woman? Why didn't you say before that a dormitory made me wear shirtless in front of you and show you how old I am? How dare you do that?" .”

"..." Ning Wenru was speechless: "I don't like you."

Le Weijian's expression became more tangled, and he couldn't speak for a long time, as if he was between "Why don't you like me" and "Why do I want a roommate to like you" and "How should I deal with my roommate and my roommate when they are in love?" vacillating among the questions.

……

Le Weijian's usual character is still good, and Ning Wenru doesn't need him to express his opinion immediately. Le Weijian is left to digest slowly, and Ning Wenru can do whatever he should.After taking a shower, Ning Wenru lay down on Pang Zaiyuan's bed like last night, and drew the curtain.

Before the bed curtain was drawn, Pang Zaiyuan enthusiastically picked up Ning Wenru's face and pounced on it. The action was so intense that the drawn bed curtain kept rising, and the bed followed the rhythm of their hugging and falling down. Live swinging.After a long time, the two separated breathlessly, Pang Zaiyuan said: "Since he knows everything, we don't have to worry about anything."

"But after all, Lele just broke up in love, so let's hold back for a while." Ning Wenru suggested.

Pang Zaiyuan said displeasedly: "You two have a very good relationship. He also looks like the type you like. Before I came, did you touch his arm like you touched me?"

Ning Wenru lowered his eyes in shame, and said honestly: "Yes. But his basketball teammates all touched together, so I will make up the number."

Pang Zaiyuan lay down and asked quietly, "Why don't you like him?"

When Ning Wenru heard this, he immediately felt that the misunderstanding was serious!Immediately retorted: "How can it be? His stinky socks in the mass grave can make me go to the laboratory." Then he hugged Pang Zaiyuan and rubbed his waist a few times, and whispered: "How much I like you, Don't you know? 24 hours a day is not enough."

Pang Zaiyuan immediately suggested: "Come to the toilet now? Anyway, Le Weijian already knows, and he won't bother us."

"No." Ning Wenru refused with difficulty.

Pang Zaiyuan hugged Ning Wenru tightly, almost suffocating Ning Wenru, his expression was stern, and his tone was flat: "Look, you are always like this, just talk about it, you won't really do it."

Ning Wenru kissed Pang Zaiyuan's face, and said: "I just think it's too hasty to be in the toilet for the first time. It's the first time. I want to find an unexpected and beautiful place, and I want to have the most unforgettable time in my life." Wonderful experience."

Pang Zaiyuan was very moved when he heard this, and felt Ning Wenru's enduring longing and love. He immediately raised Ning Wenru's hand, kissed it preciously, and apologized: "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you."

Ning Wenru was very embarrassed for a while, looked at Pang Zaiyuan's precious kiss and bowed his head for a moment, hesitated before saying: "I haven't figured out where it is yet."

Pang Zaiyuan smiled and said: "It's okay, let me think about it, you concentrate on the game. I also want to give you an unforgettable experience in this life."