What should my roommate do if I find out that I write danmei?

Forum: Invincible

Plate: Water Park

Subject post: [Chat with Shuishui] Don't spit, 818 my big boss and his boyfriend!

The domineering diving Miao Jun was published 23 hours ago:

Met a couple these days,

Not vomiting,

After all, I can't be the only one blind!

1L: Tell us about your accident.

2L: Momo, Guazi Coke is sold in the front row.

3L (Response from the landlord): You guys are really quick to grab the building, obviously the landlord wrote and copied and pasted it in advance.

First blur the background, the host works in a place similar to an amusement park, and his main job is to take videos or photos for tourists.

Let me introduce my boss again. He is young, rich, tall and handsome, even more handsome than a star. He is so handsome when he plays extreme sports and shows off his skills.Almost all the single girls around him have dreamed of him, of course, this does not include the host, who already has a boyfriend.

After working for a few years, the boss almost only appeared in the photos for people to look up to, and the girls around him gradually felt hopeless and gave up.Facts have proved that it is clear for girls to give up!Because the boss... It's hard to say!

A week ago, the boss suddenly announced that he would come to play for three days, and ordered the preparations for the boss’s confession to be made in advance, such as the roses that were arranged, and the host was responsible for tracking and shooting the whole process. This was the premise.

The first day the boss came.The girls around me all thought that the boss would bring a beauty with perfect appearance, no matter how bad he was, he had to be in good shape. After all, the boss repeatedly asked for multiple inspections, and we also worked hard.So everyone was waiting eagerly, wondering what kind of beauty the boss would bring to confess.

In the end, happy to hear and see, the boss brought a man over!There was only one man with him and no girls, so there was only one truth, the boss was gay!The sisters mourned, all the good men were robbed by the boys, and the soul of the landlord's rotten girls was ignited.The man brought by the boss is shorter than the boss, fair-skinned, quite young, a college student, bookish, and afraid of heights, so he's called Xiao Ling.

In reality, there is such a tall and handsome Daqiang Gong and the beautiful Xiaoling as CP, and it is the first time for the host to be cute in three dimensions.

The first day was very romantic, in short, it was a confession, I won’t talk about how romantic it is, so as not to be recognized.The boss and Xiaoling are very affectionate. They hold hands when they are walking, and hold hands when eating, and hug and steal kisses from time to time!Completely disregarding the perceptions of passers-by, like conjoined twins, the host’s boyfriend thinks that the host’s hands are sweaty, so he never holds hands when he goes out!

The girls onlookers were very envious, and the host was also very envious. He took a lot of photos of them lovingly hugging and kissing each other. Because the host’s photography skills are first-rate, all the pictures are very beautiful. The boss is very satisfied, and the host also left them in private. A lot of benefits hahaha!I will not share this benefit, the work needs to be kept secret.

It's quite normal to find out that the boss is gay here.However, a turning point came.Xiao Lingyi accepted the boss's confession, and the boss rushed to the hotel with his boyfriend Xiao Ling on his back. Pay attention, it's really running, and it's running wildly all the way!The speed is extremely fast, and the witty landlord will not run after him, so he drove to keep up, and followed him all the way to the hotel.

Why go to the hotel is self-evident, I believe everyone understands.The landlord didn't follow the past to listen to the corner, but the boss ordered the whole process to follow up and shoot, and to record the clips of their love, so he rushed over and was ready to be on call at any time.

Although the sound insulation effect of the room is quite good, but the host lives next door, people with good hearing can still hear it, and the boss even gave me a high-tech drone to collect the sound.In short, for three whole days, I could hear Xiao Ling crying and saying that it was great, and it basically didn't stop.

That sounds great, haha!The host will not record, after all, the voice is too low; if he records, he will not keep it, after all, the host also has a boyfriend; if he keeps it, he will not post it, after all, he may be beaten to death by the boss, so don’t think about it :)

23L: I'm sure, the host deliberately didn't play the recording to seduce us.

25L: No flirting!If it weren't for my good temper, the landlord would have been killed by me early in the morning.

32L (reply from the host): There is really no recording (crying).In order not to be slammed to death by 25L, the host is reluctant to repeat it. It is roughly like this: Xiaoling: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Boss: "I'm sorry, I'll give you a kiss, it won't hurt anymore."

Then there was a muffled sound...

Xiao Ling: "Okay, come again, slow down, I told you not to move up and down, but to move forward and backward."

Boss: "No."

——I am the pure dividing line——

It's probably the same in the back!Continue to 818 below.

It also looks normal here, right? After confessing the love, I went into the love action.but!Do you pay attention to the time!It's three days!The boss and Xiao Ling didn't come out for three days after entering the room!Three full days!For three whole days, Xiao Ling's voice basically didn't stop!Do you understand?

It turns out that the boss is a big scumbag with super fighting power!Wipe a tear of sympathy for the poor little Ling.

Today is the last day, and poor little Lingling finally came out. It looks like his legs are weak, his feet are sloppy, his face is extremely pale, his eyes are swollen, I don’t know if he is swollen from crying, his eye circles are blue, he must have not slept well, his throat Also dumb.

46L: Text descriptions don't count!Pay benefits and not kill!Let us see the host's first-class camera technology and special recording skills:)

47L: Do you really do it for three days?Won't it make an accident?

53L (Response from the original poster): Well... the benefits will be issued last, and the original poster is afraid of being killed by the big boss.There are no accidents, because things are not what you think!

On the last day, the boss and his little Ling finally came out for dinner, and the host followed and filmed the whole process.Now there are also drones for shooting, and the host can use drones to fly and shoot, which can be seen in all directions at 360°.

After three days of scum attacking the boss, he began to feed gently, and finally became gentle, but what did my drone No. 3 see!Zha Gong feeds with one hand, while the other reaches down to touch Xiao Ling's thigh!Xiao Ling shyly glanced left and right, found all the drones, and then asked Boss Slag Gong if he could take them apart for fun.

Boss Zha Gong actually agreed.

Host: EXOme? ?

Then, the drone that the boss gave to the host was dismantled, and the precious recording was also dismantled :)

The landlord doesn't feel sympathetic to Xiaoling at all now, really.

Moreover, Xiao Ling is not number zero at all!

The appearance is very scary!

After Xiao Ling dismantled the drone and returned it to me, the host who had a different hearing than ordinary people could hear their conversation!

The boss Da Qiang used that cautious tone, and asked cautiously: "Ling Ling, I still didn't do well in the next few times. You didn't come out for half an hour, and you never let me do it later."

Xiao Ling said surprisingly: "You are very good! I just want to enjoy it for a longer time, but I also realize that it is not good for too long time. I am worried that if you do it for too long, you will be in danger of prolapse, so I let you It’s not that I don’t like you. In the future, it’s best not to exceed half an hour.”

The boss Da Qianggong embraced Xiao Lingling and kissed him again, saying: "My Lingling really has a sense of responsibility."

……

It turns out that the landlord reversed CP!

It turns out that the big boss of the original host's house turned out to be the one who got anal...

The preconceived impression blinded the poster's eyes, anyway, now that Xiao Lingling's footsteps are not in vain, he doesn't walk in that strange posture that has been anal for a long time.Xiao Lingling's eyes are no longer swollen, and she looks energetic, with a smile on her face, which is clearly the state of being nourished by love!

Poor poster, it’s hard to get a pair of three-dimensional CPs and it’s reversed. Do you understand this heart-stopping feeling!Boss, he looks like a rare big stormer, with a tall body of 1.8 meters 1.7, the kind with muscles, very manly, not a mother at all, his appearance can refer to Captain America; while Xiao Lingling is only [-] meters [-], a weak scholar The appearance, looks powerless.Why did my big storm boss get anal? !I can't figure it out at all!

Finally, the last mosaiced back view is a bonus, you will understand :)

The back view of the son and father hugging each other from one child to another.JPG

66L: The original poster, I understand you... It's hard to be cute in the third dimension, but the cp is reversed!Go back to Two-dimensional.

122L: Ahhh, I'm so cute!The real version of the weak attack strong!Ask for a front view!

……

Ning Wenru knew nothing about the post.During the three days of vacation, Ning Wenru and Pang Zaiyuan lived a licentious life as soon as they started eating. They practiced various postures and their bodies were hollowed out.However, when doing it very happily, I also took into account the physical condition of the two, so as not to burden the bodies of both parties.

After the union, Ning Wenru feels that getting along with Pang Zaiyuan has become different. When every inch of the skin has been in close contact, Sang has tasted the most shameful posture of the other party, and when they have merged and become one... I used to see Pang Zaiyuan as a My ideal object, looking at Pang Zaiyuan now, would actually feel that the other person is a part of my life, a part of my body.

Pang Zaiyuan glanced over, and Ning Wenru knew what Pang Zaiyuan wanted to do; similarly, before Ning Wenru had an idea, Pang Zaiyuan realized it one step ahead, presenting the result Ning Wenru wanted to him. in front of the eyes.

After merging, Ning Wenru is ready to prepare for coming out.When it comes to coming out of the closet, it is better to tell the younger sister in advance. The younger sister is the oldest in the family, and the whole family listens to her. Having a younger sister as a mediator for parents should add a lot of help.

Sure enough, my sister made a move for Ning Wenru!

The younger sister told Ning Wenru to be uncharacteristically, not to post on Moments or talk in any family groups.When talking to my parents, my sister made Ning Wenru's voice sound very depressed and tired, as if I wanted to be quiet.

In this way, when the parents became worried, the younger sister came forward in person and said that the elder brother had struggled for a long time because the elder brother found out that he was gay.Then my younger sister will take my parents to see a reliable psychologist and search for information to explain that homosexuality is not a disease and cannot be cured. Don’t ask your brother to find the world-renowned Professor Yang to do electric shock therapy that damages your body, and don’t marry your younger sister. Come to harm sister paper and children.He also said that my brother was depressed and thought about suicide, because he would not be able to get married in the future, and his parents would definitely be gossiped by others;

Facts have proved that younger sister Ning Wensi is really the leader of the whole family!When Ning's mother called Ning Wenru again, her attitude was already very open-minded: "Silly son, what else can you not tell mom? Mom has raised you for so many years, and mom will know as soon as you raise your tail."

Ning Wenru dug his thigh in embarrassment, and didn't know what his mother's attitude was, so he replied ambiguously: "Is that so?"

Mom replied very domineeringly: "Still pretending to be stupid. I heard Wen Si say that you like men, and you have struggled with it for a long time. What a big deal, tell your dad that your dad might beat you, but you have nothing to say to me."

Ning Wenru was very pleasantly surprised: "Mom, do you support me?"

Mom smiled and said, "I doubted you early on. Your closet is full of body pillows, such as Sesshomaru, Lelouch, Tiance Chunyang, Otengu Ibaraki Doji, all of which you don't wear much. Normally, the two dead otaku will Collect girls' body pillows, and you collect boys' ones."

Ning Wenru: "..."

Awesome my mom!These characters actually know it all, and they are simply advancing with the times!

However, in fact, these body pillows were bought by my sister.The younger sister is thin-skinned, so she bought them and put them in Ning Wenru's closet, and then secretly took them to hug her at night.Although Ning Wenru was misunderstood by his mother as a sophomore in high school with a long history of criminal convictions, but it happened to be wrong, Ning Wenru would not confess his sister!

Mom asked again: "I'm also trying to persuade your dad, don't put too much pressure on you. If you really think about it, life is so short, happiness is the most important thing. Are you sure you don't want to find a girl to try?"

Ning Wenru replied: "No, we can't delay the girl's youth."

……

Ning Wenru's father also secretly called Ning Wenru, thinking similarly to his mother, and asked if Ning Wenru had a boyfriend!Ning Wenru didn't make it public too soon, after all, he was still in a very conflicted state of mind in his parents' hearts.

Ever since my parents found out about it, their style of painting has become very weird, and they often forward some magical links to Ning Wenru: "Ten dangers of sex dating"

"The correct way to use condoms"

"Safety First, Gay Love Notes"

"Will the bitten attacker really be fine? A professional doctor will explain it to you"

"Homepage of X City Epidemic Prevention Station, free HIV testing"

"A collection of gay blood and tears! Common tricks used by uncles to deceive children"

……

In addition, parents will also persuade Ning Wenru to find a stable boyfriend. If they can't find one, they will help find someone for a blind date!In short, safety is the first priority. Don’t be fooled by people with bad intentions, be tricked into taking pictures of invisible people for extortion, or accidentally get sick or something.

When Ning Wenru saw it, he was both amused and moved.He is 20 years old, and his parents still treat him like a child, worrying about his safety.

So Ning Wenru didn't pretend to be humble for long, and soon sent some loving photos to his parents to reassure them.Among them, there are photos of Ning Wenru and Pang Zaiyuan skydiving, photos of skating with Pang Zaiyuan, and photos of happily eating seafood together, etc.In order not to irritate the eyes, neither of them has any particularly intimate movements in the photo.

In the family group, my mother quickly asked Ning Wenru: I haven't seen it, who is this?Is it a boyfriend?

Ning Wenru replied: Yes, his name is Pang Zaiyuan. He used to be a soldier, but now he is a classmate. He is very healthy and has a good life style. He also takes me to have fun.

Mother Ning: Since he took you to play, have you invited him to dinner?Remember to pay half of all expenses, so that it will last for a long time.When will you bring it back to show mom?

Ning Wenru: He was the one who invited me, and I don't think it's okay.His parents are traveling this year, can I invite him to our house for the New Year?You can share a room with me.He is very nice and will not disturb my sister.

Mother Ning agreed.

Ning Wenru felt that he was very lucky, and sincerely typed a reply: Thank you, mom.