Blade of the Sky

OOC warning for all staff, it is purely for entertainment, don't take it seriously!

For the sake of the show, the boss and the protagonist are not of the same race!

The daily life of the elder brother of the parallel world civilization Zaun:

1. One day, the eldest brother led all the members of the ghost killing team and met all the members of the ghost on the way to crusade against Wu Mi's lair.

Brother Spray vs All Ghosts

Wu Mi: (Looking at the big brother)...they really have a tacit understanding, even the timing of the attack is on time.

Big brother: (with no expression on his face) Pooh, labor and management want to beat your hometown and not an anthropomorphic person!Get out of my way, do you know who I am, I am a ghost slayer from the Royal Academy, I won the Zaun graduate student whose parents are still alive, and lost the genealogy and ascended to heaven.

Tong Mo (holding the fan with an excited face): Shenliu-kun is so arrogant~ and still so beautiful, when will I eat you? ~

The rest of the Ghost Killing Squad (drawing their swords): You...!

Brother: (raises hand to silence) What's the matter, can dogs talk now?You just look at the bad luck and virtue, and you are still biting people here.Both eyeballs are spent to Liji (trance), the eyes are banned (wasted) for you, and you can hear the sound when you buckle them down and use them as bullets.

Xuanya: (heard a sentence about himself in the middle)? ? ?

Big brother: (without giving them a chance to react) You are worthy of being a bastard, you can even raise such a strange breed of dog, you gave him Ollie at noon, what if he choked, I will give you some for your husband There are thin and slippery seams.Looking at the platoons of your team, everyone looks like nothing. They came here to attend the funeral. Who in the family went to the West to dance to the Pure Land of Bliss.Why are you still here to prevent you from jumping off a cliff and reincarnating in the six realms?Do you want me to contact Miss Shinobi to perform a craniotomy on you?But I think you need amputation below the eyebrows in your situation.Looking at your appearance, calling you stinky dog ​​food will flatter you.If you don’t get tired, look in the mirror and let’s guess a lantern riddle, and use yourself to make a 100-year-old brand-"Goubuli".I am really convinced that you have grown so big. I have never seen you look so discolored. Why don't you play eagles and chickens with me.Give you wings, can you go to the sky, how about I give you a new name "air dog food".You see, haven’t you met your father? I’m going to give you a dead flame and a fire dance god’s joy after writing this. You are beautiful. Forget the fear of being dominated by horse hunters when you were young Remember to hit something.

Wu Mi: ... (spitting out blood)

Tong Mo: ...... so frightened that his eyes faded

Other ghosts: Big————————————————————————————————————! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ghost Killing Squad (crackling applause): Good!good!well said!It is indeed our spray column! !

Big brother spray column VS all members of you - a complete victory!

2. Mermaid name scene.

Brother Spray X Master: Police

Caller: boss crumbs

Lord Lord (stepping forward to shake hands): Mr. Scatter, hello *3, what can we do for you?

(Everyone comes to the table and sits down)

Boss Scrap (sweat profusely, panting): What I want to say... (saliva) Don't be afraid

Brother Spray (seriously comforting): We are the police, we will not be afraid, please tell me.

Boss Scrap: I was sprayed to vomit blood just now.

Brother Spray and Lord Master (Awe-inspiring, Tactical Retreat)

Master Lord (sitting upright): The person who sprayed you... who is it?

Boss Scraps (waving anxiously, yelling loudly): It’s not someone, it’s “Zhu”!The most powerful "Pillar" of the Demon Slayer Squad!

My lord (picking up a stroke——): [Sorrowful Islet Xingming jpg.]

Boss Scrap (with a big wave of his hand): Ah, it's not him. That person spoke with a deadpan expression, not crying.

Master Lord (Pick up the pen and draw again——): [Hanhan water column jpg.]

Boss Scrap (covering his eyes helplessly, looking up to the sky and screaming): Ah——it’s not this, he’s not a knife-wielding bull, he’s a talking bull!That person's words make people feel creepy, goose bumps all over your body, and even make you vomit blood with anger, and then stab you coldly.

Master Lord (Pick up the pen and draw again——): [Butterfly Ninja jpg.]

Boss Scraps (extremely irritable, pounding on the table): Not her!It looks like a man and a woman!It was the graduate student of Zaun who was born in the Ghost Killing Royal Academy, whose parents were alive after winning, and who was promoted to heaven after losing the genealogy!

Big Brother Spray (grab it to draw——): [E-sports Division [-] Royal Zaun Academy jpg.]

Boss Scraps (extremely irritable, knocking the painting flying, and then gesticulating with both hands): It's not a building! !It's a spray column!It's human! !Have you read "Blade of the Great Space" written by that little rubbish author named Yao Hualing? !It's the male protagonist there... Ah no, the heroine's parallel world is set as a spray column!That's her!

Master lord and Big Brother Spray: Got it, you can continue talking.

Boss Scraps (extremely irritable and uncomfortable): She chased me crazily, but she didn't kill me every time, she just simply destroyed my dungeon!Then the maintenance cost every time is horribly high. Fortunately, I am a ghost and don’t have to eat and sleep... And every time we meet, she will diss me crazily. The eighteen generations of my ancestors have been greeted by her over and over again. , she let my family tree ascend to heaven, she hunted my father, ah, although my family tree has indeed ascended to heaven long ago, she always makes me vomit...

My lord (holding back a laugh): Puchi——

...................................Silence................................ .....

Lord Master (covering his mouth and looking at Boss Dust, shaking his shoulders non-stop, smirking softly): hhhh

Boss Scrap (startled for a moment, frowning tightly, questioning): What are you laughing at?

Master Lord (smiling): Pfft........I think of happy things.

Boss Scraps (questioning seriously): What are you happy about?

My lord: I know this spray column.

Big Brother Spray (I couldn’t hold back my laughter at the side): Puff——hhhhhhhhhh (whispering)

Boss Scraps (turning to look at Brother Spray, questioning him): What are you laughing at?

Brother Sprayer (smiling with all his might): I also know this sprayer.

Boss Scraps: Oh, that means you all know this person?

Lord Master and Big Brother Spray (crazily covering mouth and suppressing laughter): Yes, yes, yes... hhhhhhh (whispering)

Boss Scraps (slamming the table and shouting loudly): I repeat, I'm not joking!

Lord Master and Big Brother Spray (laughing all the time): hhhhhh (whispering) yes yes yes......

Boss crumbs (beating the table angrily, shouting loudly): Hello! ! ! whyyyyy? ? ? !

Lord Master (stop laughing, sit upright): Hey, let’s get down to business, that, the sprayer you just mentioned, is she pretty?

Boss Scraps: It's not a question of whether she's pretty or not!She is really the kind, the kind of rare kind....... She is a handsome, leader-like girl who looks like a man. Every time I attack my house, she is the first to attack. It's a pity Every time she heard her voice before seeing her, I was so angry that I vomited blood and fell down before I could seriously appreciate her face......

Master lord and Big Brother Spray (suddenly): Pfft——

Boss Scrap (waving his hand, pointing at the two, and shouting angrily): You are too deceitful, I have tolerated you for a long time!

My lord (stop laughing, look serious): I know this person.

Boss Scraps (patting the table, continuing to point): You were obviously laughing at me, but you never stopped! !

Brother Spray (comforting calmly): Sir, we have been trained strictly, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh.

Lord Lord (continuing): ...... Unless you can't help it. (whispers)

Big Brother Spray (continuing): How about this, Mr. Scrap, you go back and wait for news, we will notify you as soon as we make progress.

Boss Scraps (accepting the proposal, picking up the clothes hanging on the bench, getting up and leaving the seat): All right, please call the police as soon as possible, okay, bring more people if it's dangerous.

(Boss crumbs leaves the police station)

Lord Lord and Brother Spot (after watching, dance, knock on the table and laugh): Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ! ! ! ! ! !

(The owner of the crumbs at the door heard the laughter, and turned back to open the door of the police room)

My lord (arranging the documents, raised my head after hearing the door opening, looked at Boss Xiao with a confused expression): Mr. Xiao, do you have anything to add?

(Boss Scrap frowns and stares for a few moments before leaving.)

Lord Master and Big Brother Spray (after watching them off again, danced and banged on the table laughing wildly): Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! !

(The door is opened again, Boss Scrap looks at the two of them)

Lord Master and Big Brother Spray (Standing quietly, looking at him with a puzzled expression and asking): Mr. Crumb?

Boss Scraps: ......... (rolled his eyes and closed the door and left. When he left, his clothes were accidentally hung on the doorknob, and he tore them off impatiently, and then walked away without looking back. just left)

3.

In order to show his friendliness to Wu Mi, Big Brother Spray Zhu changed the "co-living house" into a shop dedicated to serving ghosts, especially Wu Mi.

Service items include:

24 hours a day online "sunbathing"

Royal class luxury wisteria flower tea meal

Sun-knife scraping (you can also choose the type of sun-knife freely, each knife has a different experience~)

A certain day's meat slice service (it has grown into a day pillar, and customers don't have to worry about the lack of technology)

One-click weight loss liposuction facelift

PS: There is still a chapter outside, quickly provide me with your memes or other memes WW (all are small jokes)

The author has something to say:

Purely for entertainment ww happy to watch ww

Because I haven't joined V yet, I want to post the episode so that you don't waste money.

There is another episode

Brother Shenliu X your various collection of small jokes, or jokes like this one, everyone can click memes]!

The line of Brother Zuan has a little reference to "Zuan Driver"

The second is the mermaid name scene ww

Notice: For some chapters that drop red envelopes, the red envelope distribution ends at 9:[-] p.m.

Next, I will save the manuscript for a few days and prepare to enter the V Wan update.

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Kangkang my pre-received text ww～

"This big brother is obviously super strong, but he is too cold"

Amnesia Big Brother Redeemed Online

"Since I Picked Up Double Black" by Shi Qing

This meme is great!Let's raise double black together!

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Thank you dear Yingluo baby and Xueying baby for mine!Chirp!The two of you can make a cherry blossom sister ww!

Thank you dear fish for the seven-second memory, Maoyan Chitong, Xueer, Luo's nutrient solution!Chirp!

感谢在2020-02-2307：41：22～2020-02-2407：24：56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 1 Sakura, [-] Snow Sakura;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 6 bottles of Yu の Seven Seconds Memory, Maoyan Chitong; 5 bottles of Xueer; 1 bottle of Luo;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!