Boss monthly girly

delay first!Come and save me, Mr. Thighs!

Nozaki-kun who tried the kimono lost his soul.

With a height of 1.9 meters and a broad chest, it is really not suitable for wearing a kimono.

Even Bai Wugou, wearing it and taking pictures, is a great white bear from the North Pole!

"Why am I not a slender and beautiful boy!"

Nozaki-kun once again regretted that he had a body that was not easy to use as a material for shoujo manga.

Xiao Chiyo: "Don't worry about this kind of thing every time! Also, you still wore underwear in the end!"

Nozaki-kun: "What are you talking about, Xiao Chiyo, the maid insists on helping me change my clothes. In this case, I take off my underwear. It's too indecent."

Xiao Chiyo: "Why do you suddenly have common sense at this time, tsk!"

... What are you talking about!What are you thinking, Chiyo!

After finishing the kimono, and hearing Miss Shinobu say that the wedding is tomorrow, Nozaki-kun immediately decided to have a good talk with Tanjiro, explaining that his gender is really male, and it is a system setting problem to be treated as a female.

In the final analysis, this kind of oolong is entirely the fault of the system engineer.Xiao Chiyo has also repeatedly regretted not reporting the BUG earlier, leading to the current situation.

So Nozaki-kun asked Heishimu, who happened to be going to the village, to buy juice, and he thought he could drink it while the two were talking.He also prepared some fruit salad, thinking that eating delicious food would make Charcoal less prone to anger and easier to get forgiveness.

As a result, Hei Si Mou did not come back, and Tanjiro said that he disappeared after going out for a while.

Nozaki-kun: "Ah, I didn't expect it to be so slow to buy a juice. If I had known, I wouldn't have asked Master Hei Si Mou."

Xiao Chiyo: "Nozaki-kun, Nozaki-kun! I contacted Mr. Shangyuan, and he told us to stay still, and he will come to pick us up!"

Nozaki-kun was very happy when he heard that: "Are you Yuanyi-kun? You can rest assured now! I don't know why, but the summoning cards always fail. Is it because the points are too low? Also, why does Xiang Kaijun's card show that the description is 24 hours?" Not available inside?"

Xiao Chiyo speculated: "That's why I told you before, keep a little bit of points, don't use them all up. As for Mr. Xiang Kai, did you encounter the Demon Slayer Team? We were too careless, and we never thought about Mr. Xiang Kai. Ghost, what should I do if I am attacked by the ghost killing team."

Nozaki-kun thought about it, and felt that he was a little sorry for Hiroshi-kun.Well, wait until the next time I see you and apologize to Xiang Kaijun.

The two didn't wait for Yuanyi, but they waited for righteous courage.

"Master Mengye, wait until dawn tomorrow... Please leave here immediately."

Yi Yong said very bluntly.

Nozaki-kun: "Huh? But, this is not good, I didn't say hello to Tanjiro, and I'm still waiting for someone."

Yi Yong said: "You don't realize the seriousness of the situation. If you continue to stay, the situation will be very bad. Please leave as soon as possible, before it is too late."

Nozaki-kun smiled bitterly: "Ah, indeed."

Anyone who waits until they get married to find out that they are married to a man will go crazy!It's better to make it clear as soon as possible, alas, what's the matter.

Giyong saw that he didn't seem to understand the seriousness of the situation, and was about to say something when he was interrupted.

Butterfly Shinobi: "Lord Yiyong, the honorable master is coming back soon. If he sees you talking with Lord Mengye in private, he will be quite displeased. Please leave now, please?"

Yiyong looked at Shinobu, pursed his lips, and finally got up to leave.

Butterfly Shinobi continued to say to Nozaki with a smile: "You too, it's better not to meet a foreigner before marriage, otherwise that noble lord will be angry."

Nozaki-kun: ...

Xiao Chiyo: ...

The game is over, this really treats him as a bride!

Nozaki-kun: "Miss Shinobu, I'm actually a man, so I really can't marry Tanjiro! I'll explain it clearly to him, can you stop this wedding first?"

Shinobu still maintained a smile: "I know you will feel a little nervous and worried, but I'm afraid it's not okay to reject that one with such outrageous reasons."

Nozaki-kun: ——It’s you guys who are outrageous!Keep your eyes open and take a good look at my height, my size, my chest and my face, okay?I really am a man!

Ah, it's dead, I used to think that all the NPCs made by the system engineer were blind, and the setting of pointing at men and insisting on women was quite amusing, but now I'm being fooled by this setting.

Even if I want to collect materials, I don't want to deceive the feelings of young children, okay?Only 15 years old, that's going to jail.

Unexpectedly, Shinobu continued: "If you really want to refuse, it's better to give some more practical reasons. For example, you have a boyfriend or fiance, of course, if you really have one, that noble lord will simply cut the weeds and root them out. .”

Nozaki-kun felt that he was holding back his words: "It shouldn't be so, I'd better have a good talk with Tanjiro, he is a very sensible boy, it should make sense."

Shinobu: "You and that adult have a really good relationship."

Nozaki-kun: ...? ? ?

What's the matter, it's obviously a compliment, but it made him hear the meaning of sarcasm?

Nozaki-kun wondered if he had been implicated by Miss Shinobu, but unfortunately he had no evidence.It didn't take long for Tanjiro to come back, Nozaki-kun breathed a sigh of relief, he had to explain clearly.

Nozaki-kun took a deep breath and blew himself up!

"Sorry, Tanjiro, I can't marry you, I'm actually a man! You guys look at me and think I'm a woman, it's a system setting...well, you treat it like a spell. Anyway, I'm actually a man , it is impossible to marry you."

The boy with the flame-like pattern on the top of his head and the side of his face still had a gentle expression, unmoved.

"Well, it doesn't matter, whether it's a man or a woman, it's Sakiko? I can do both."

Either way, both ways, both ways!

dizzy!Are kids all this cool nowadays?Lost, he lost!He underestimated the difficulty of retiring the engagement!Sure enough, Miss Shinobu was right, this reason is hard to convince this child!

Nozaki-kun took a deep breath again, he almost passed out just now.

"Sorry, what I mean is... Even if you can, I can't. It's not just about gender, I don't like you. No, I should say I like you, but not the kind of like that can be married, you understand What do I mean, Tanjirou?"

Tanjiro is easy to talk: "Well, it's okay, I don't mind. As long as you don't leave me, everything else can be solved."

...!

... What kind of fairy spare tire speech is this!

Nozaki-kun finally realized the seriousness of the situation. 15 years old, still too young, I don’t know what love is. For Tanjiro, he doesn’t want the only person who treats him well to leave him. He thinks this is love. He has to explain this and that to such a young child It is too difficult to be two different things.

Nozaki-kun said with difficulty: "No, you don't understand, Tanjiro, you are too young to understand..."

Tanjiro stood up suddenly, his figure was elongated, much taller than the previous boy's posture, and his face also changed, as if he could grow up in a very short time.

The long hair in the ponytail tied behind his head became longer, and his facial features became more mature and steady, just like any steady and trustworthy adult man.

Nozaki-kun, who was still sitting where he was, stared in astonishment at the man who had undergone a major transformation in front of him!

Grow up? !

"It's you who don't understand, Sakiko. From the moment you said you would stay by my side, I decided not to let you go."

——!

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Ah, so flirtatious!If this is a girl manga, what an attractive setting it would be!However, in reality, it is very big!

Makes no sense!

Nozaki-kun turned his mind quickly, what else can be done, what can solve the problem in front of him?Ah, I didn't expect that Nozaki Umetaro would be forced into marriage by a man one day!

Is it really going to be like Shinobi said, just say whoever pretends to be dead?No, he still can't do such a wicked thing, and even if he wants to do it, there is no one to choose!

At this moment, Xiao Chiyo couldn't bear it anymore, and jumped out and stretched his arms to block Nozaki-kun!

"Stop it! I am Nozaki-kun's girlfriend, so Nozaki-kun will not marry you!"

ah!Speak out!The line I've always wanted to say!Chiyo clenched her fists and shed tears in her heart. Even if the situation forced me, I am now Nozaki-kun's girlfriend, hey!

Tanjiro: ...

Tanjiro reached out and rubbed Chiyo's head.

The height is really just right, the adult version of Tanjiro rubbing Chiyo who is only 1.4 meters tall has no pressure.

Tanjiro squeezed Chiyo's face again.

Chiyo: "Hmm! Make shrimp (what do you do)!"

Tanjiro picked up a piece of fruit salad and stuffed it; Chiyo, who was used to being fed by Nozaki-kun, opened his mouth without hesitation, ate it, and chewed.Well, it's still delicious, Nozaki-kun's salad.

...No, no, what am I doing!Now is not the time for salads!

Tanjiro looked at Nozaki-kun with satisfaction: "This one can be raised."

Xiao Chiyo: "I'm not a hamster!"

Too much!Heartbroken!

Nozaki-kun secretly heaved a sigh of relief, fortunately Tanjiro has no hostility towards Chiyo.Ah, there is no way, Xiao Chiyo is so cute, he understands, it is easy to raise, right?I really want to keep my family.

Tanjiro: "As for the kind of shikigami with strong offensive power and no education, it's enough for Sakiko to be protected by me."

Nozaki-kun: I always feel that I am referring to someone in particular. Could it be his illusion?

It can't be done, it will be cool if it goes on like this, he has to think of another way... Ah, that's right!

Nozaki-kun said solemnly: "Tanjiro, getting married is really not a trivial matter. First of all, you need to meet the parents of both parties."

Tanjiro: "I've seen it."

Nozaki-kun: "...! No, besides the parents, there are relatives and friends! Doesn't Tanjiro have a younger sister? I hope to meet her first."

Tanjiro: "It's okay, I have found out about my sister's whereabouts recently, and I will see you soon. If you want, I will as soon as possible."

Nozaki-kun: "Also, how can you get married without a ring! I don't ask too much, black pearls are always okay, right?"

Nozaki-kun thought darkly, things like black pearls are priceless even in modern times, and there were no means of counterfeiting in ancient times. Even if they really existed, ordinary people would not be able to afford them.

Tanjiro: "Black Pearl? Yes."

Seeing that he agreed so simply, Nozaki-kun quickly added: "There are still flowers, how can you get married without even proposing? If you propose, you should at least find a very precious flower to represent your sincerity. I heard that the blue one The Bianhua flower is very beautiful, if I can get it, I will think about it.”

——I am simply, a genius!Nozaki-kun thought.

Not long ago, I got acquainted with the ghost who stole vegetables. I once heard that his previous boss mobilized all the employees to find some blue Bianhua, but he couldn't find it after hundreds of years of searching.This means that the plant may not exist, or may be extinct.It is most suitable to be used as a shield!

That's right, it was the story of Kaguya Hime that inspired Nozaki-kun!For those who are persistent, reject him with demands that are not easy to meet! Perfect!

Tanjiro smiled: "Okay, as you wish, Sakiko."

...Why are you smiling so confidently!You are like this, I am a little panicked!

Yuanyi-kun, where are you!Come and save me, Yuanyi-kun!I've tried my best to delay the time, can you move faster, Master Yuan!I don't want to get married so young!I haven't graduated from high school yet, so I have to wait until after 24 to reach the pinnacle of girl manga artists, aren't you right?

The author has something to say:

Tan Tan said that even if you don't tie the knot tomorrow, you can tie it the day after tomorrow. I'm not in a hurry, anyway, the Yuan Yijun you're waiting for won't come.

But Tantan, you, the adult version, is less than 1.9 meters tall...

Single change, double change on weekends.