soul into phone
Chapter 34 Please eat bullets
In order to facilitate Li Zheng’s actions, Zhong Yang took a full set of camera equipment a few days ago to modify it for a friend who is particularly obsessed with technology products. He came to China this time for a technology exhibition. After the completion, Zhong Yang moved back home Give it a try!The camera effect is really satisfactory, and the pixels are no longer sloppy!
Of course, that is to say, from now on, Li Zheng can move freely in this room like a normal person.
It took a while for Zhong Yang to feel that he had committed the crime on his own. There would always be rustling sounds coming from a certain corner of the room, the door would always open and close from time to time, and the water cup would flutter in the air for a while. After falling, the bread took two bites and was thrown into the trash can.
And to top it all off, the contents of the fridge are disappearing faster and faster.
In the evening, Li Zheng agreed to cook, and Zhong Yang bought a pair of earphones for 20 yuan at a stall in a nearby night market.
Taking him around a vegetable market that he had never been to before, Zhong Yang held the phone in one hand and picked shallots in the other.There are many stalls near here, and all the bosses are very enthusiastic and forthright.It's just that every time Zhong Yang took out the money to pay, Li Zheng always called out into the earphones for a while.
Seeing that he seemed to be really knowledgeable, Zhong Yang nodded and put it down, so he really didn't buy it.
Zhong Yang took another green pepper and asked the boss how much it was.
The boss stretched out four fingers and gestured, "4 yuan! This dish is very fresh, it has just been shipped and ready to be sold tomorrow morning!"
As soon as the boss finished speaking, Li Zheng's voice came from the headset, "Yang Yang! You can't buy it! This person must have opened his mouth because he saw that you hadn't bought vegetables before! How could a chili cost four yuan! If you don't buy it, don't buy it! Bought it!"
a...
a...root...
This guy, Emotion, always thought that these things were calculated on a case-by-case basis! ! !Then what the hell is it that I have walked so many roads and changed so many houses! ! !ah! ! !
"Shut up," Zhong Yang gritted his teeth and said viciously. The stall owner was stunned for a moment, and Zhong Yang quickly pointed to the earphones he was wearing.
After buying the materials, Zhong Yang stood in the kitchen helping to wash the vegetables, watching the projection on the wall as far away from him as possible.
In fact, at this time, Li Zheng still didn't know that the two could have physical contact.
Looking at his thin back, Li Zheng suddenly felt an indescribable sense of happiness.
He glanced at the projection on the wall, and suddenly tiptoed over and hugged his waist, but Zhong Yang didn't respond at all, and continued to wash and chop vegetables, wash chopsticks, wash dishes, wash hands, and wipe the countertop.
Li Zheng sighed, how can I make you feel my presence?
It’s not right, so what if you feel it? It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, you don’t even have a body, and if your phone is broken, you’ll be done with it. No matter how good the quality of the phone is, how many years can it last?
The more I think about it, the more terrifying it gets, forget it, let's cook.
It was the first time to eat a dish made by someone, and Zhong Yang said he was very happy.
Although Li Zheng studied the recipe for a few days but it didn’t come in handy, he finally made a stir-fried clam. At the beginning, it had a strong smell of raw oil. Later, he had to go back to the oven and remake it. He added a lot of red oil and pepper. !
Although Zhong Yang had a stomachache for most of the night later, but!
Still very happy.
When he woke up in the morning, Zhong Yang nestled on the sofa, unwilling to go to work anymore.Even if I stayed there for a week, I still couldn't lie to myself that I was no longer suitable for work, so I just stayed at home.
"Zhong Yang, this is the last fight. I won't accompany you after the fight."
Zhong Yang glanced at the seat next to the sofa, and a white gamepad floating in the air couldn't help but flick.
You don't even have to think about it, you know what he wants to do, okay?
Zhong Yang cleared his throat, "I'm going to sell the computer as scrap metal."
Li Zheng flipped Zhong Yang's youth in Tsing Yi to the ground with a backflip!
"Do you want a new one? It's really a bit stuck."
The young man in Tsing Yi got up from the ground and performed a nirvana of stabbing his head.
"No... The utility bill at home has been delayed for a month. I just sold the computer and paid it."
Li Zheng's hands are shaking, Gameover
"Dengdendendenden" the phone rang.
"Zhong Yang! Where are you?"
It's Huang Wei
Zhong Yang clamped the phone with his shoulder and started playing the single player mode.
"Family."
It seems that adding a full stop would make it look colder, Zhong Yang suddenly sullen...
beep...
Huang Wei actually hung up on him!Believe it or not I fired you!Zhong Yang felt aggrieved, and even called him back again!
No!people pick up!
Forget it.Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, and now even the boss is not easy to bully, I really don't know what to do in the future.
10 minutes later, Ding Dong!Ding dong!
The doorbell of Zhong Yang's house rang, Zhong Yang got up from the sofa, and quickly turned off the TV.Lie dead on the sofa!
The doorbell keeps ringing!What happened today, at this time in the past, Huang Daji should have opened the door and rushed in by himself!
Zhong Yang walked over to open the door, coughed heavily at the door, and then leaned against the wall with a look of kidney deficiency.
The door opened, and there were a few more coughs.Sure enough, a worried voice soon came from the door.
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Um? … Zhong Yang raised his head, "Why are you?"
Tuzhi stood at the door with seven or eight shopping bags, his nose was red!
"Well! The boss said let me come! He said that you can't bear to pretend like this!"
Zhong Yang sneered, suddenly clutching his stomach with a pained expression
"I ate expired instant noodles last night. I was vomiting and diarrhea. I had a fever. I can't go back to work with you. I'm really sorry."
Zhong Yang showed a smile that instantly killed all living beings, while still supporting the wall weakly with his hands.The door should have been closed quickly, but Tuzhi was one step ahead of him.
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" Tu Zhi's eyes were tearful, and Zhong Yang stared at him for a moment, "What's wrong with you...?"
Tuzhi raised his arm and wiped the corner of his eyes, "It's okay! I've had a cold for a week! It's almost gone!"
"Okay... what are you doing here?"
Tu Zhi raised the shopping bag in his hand, "I'm here to deliver you clothes! Isn't the invitation you received a few days ago just for tonight? Master! The boss wants you to show your talents! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
Zhong Yang supported his forehead, "Wait, wait! So it's just for a broken banquet! Huang Wei bought so many luxury goods?"
Do you know who will be condemned by God!
Tuzhi shook his head, "No! Only this one was brought by the boss, and the rest were bought by my uncle!"
"Uncle? Who is it?"
Tuzhi was carrying so many things and couldn't put them down, almost rolled his eyes.
"Your sister! She went to the company to find you, and left in a hurry to see if you were not giving things to the boss!"
By the way, Zhong Yang just remembered, it seems that Zhong Yangyang brought the invitation letter...
At this moment, Zhong Yang couldn't imagine how much humiliation the next banquet would bring to him, and he wished he could feed bullets to the people present with his gun!Then kill yourself again!
And of course there are surprises and more frights!
The author has something to say:
Today's update, happy reading!
Of course, that is to say, from now on, Li Zheng can move freely in this room like a normal person.
It took a while for Zhong Yang to feel that he had committed the crime on his own. There would always be rustling sounds coming from a certain corner of the room, the door would always open and close from time to time, and the water cup would flutter in the air for a while. After falling, the bread took two bites and was thrown into the trash can.
And to top it all off, the contents of the fridge are disappearing faster and faster.
In the evening, Li Zheng agreed to cook, and Zhong Yang bought a pair of earphones for 20 yuan at a stall in a nearby night market.
Taking him around a vegetable market that he had never been to before, Zhong Yang held the phone in one hand and picked shallots in the other.There are many stalls near here, and all the bosses are very enthusiastic and forthright.It's just that every time Zhong Yang took out the money to pay, Li Zheng always called out into the earphones for a while.
Seeing that he seemed to be really knowledgeable, Zhong Yang nodded and put it down, so he really didn't buy it.
Zhong Yang took another green pepper and asked the boss how much it was.
The boss stretched out four fingers and gestured, "4 yuan! This dish is very fresh, it has just been shipped and ready to be sold tomorrow morning!"
As soon as the boss finished speaking, Li Zheng's voice came from the headset, "Yang Yang! You can't buy it! This person must have opened his mouth because he saw that you hadn't bought vegetables before! How could a chili cost four yuan! If you don't buy it, don't buy it! Bought it!"
a...
a...root...
This guy, Emotion, always thought that these things were calculated on a case-by-case basis! ! !Then what the hell is it that I have walked so many roads and changed so many houses! ! !ah! ! !
"Shut up," Zhong Yang gritted his teeth and said viciously. The stall owner was stunned for a moment, and Zhong Yang quickly pointed to the earphones he was wearing.
After buying the materials, Zhong Yang stood in the kitchen helping to wash the vegetables, watching the projection on the wall as far away from him as possible.
In fact, at this time, Li Zheng still didn't know that the two could have physical contact.
Looking at his thin back, Li Zheng suddenly felt an indescribable sense of happiness.
He glanced at the projection on the wall, and suddenly tiptoed over and hugged his waist, but Zhong Yang didn't respond at all, and continued to wash and chop vegetables, wash chopsticks, wash dishes, wash hands, and wipe the countertop.
Li Zheng sighed, how can I make you feel my presence?
It’s not right, so what if you feel it? It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, you don’t even have a body, and if your phone is broken, you’ll be done with it. No matter how good the quality of the phone is, how many years can it last?
The more I think about it, the more terrifying it gets, forget it, let's cook.
It was the first time to eat a dish made by someone, and Zhong Yang said he was very happy.
Although Li Zheng studied the recipe for a few days but it didn’t come in handy, he finally made a stir-fried clam. At the beginning, it had a strong smell of raw oil. Later, he had to go back to the oven and remake it. He added a lot of red oil and pepper. !
Although Zhong Yang had a stomachache for most of the night later, but!
Still very happy.
When he woke up in the morning, Zhong Yang nestled on the sofa, unwilling to go to work anymore.Even if I stayed there for a week, I still couldn't lie to myself that I was no longer suitable for work, so I just stayed at home.
"Zhong Yang, this is the last fight. I won't accompany you after the fight."
Zhong Yang glanced at the seat next to the sofa, and a white gamepad floating in the air couldn't help but flick.
You don't even have to think about it, you know what he wants to do, okay?
Zhong Yang cleared his throat, "I'm going to sell the computer as scrap metal."
Li Zheng flipped Zhong Yang's youth in Tsing Yi to the ground with a backflip!
"Do you want a new one? It's really a bit stuck."
The young man in Tsing Yi got up from the ground and performed a nirvana of stabbing his head.
"No... The utility bill at home has been delayed for a month. I just sold the computer and paid it."
Li Zheng's hands are shaking, Gameover
"Dengdendendenden" the phone rang.
"Zhong Yang! Where are you?"
It's Huang Wei
Zhong Yang clamped the phone with his shoulder and started playing the single player mode.
"Family."
It seems that adding a full stop would make it look colder, Zhong Yang suddenly sullen...
beep...
Huang Wei actually hung up on him!Believe it or not I fired you!Zhong Yang felt aggrieved, and even called him back again!
No!people pick up!
Forget it.Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, and now even the boss is not easy to bully, I really don't know what to do in the future.
10 minutes later, Ding Dong!Ding dong!
The doorbell of Zhong Yang's house rang, Zhong Yang got up from the sofa, and quickly turned off the TV.Lie dead on the sofa!
The doorbell keeps ringing!What happened today, at this time in the past, Huang Daji should have opened the door and rushed in by himself!
Zhong Yang walked over to open the door, coughed heavily at the door, and then leaned against the wall with a look of kidney deficiency.
The door opened, and there were a few more coughs.Sure enough, a worried voice soon came from the door.
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Um? … Zhong Yang raised his head, "Why are you?"
Tuzhi stood at the door with seven or eight shopping bags, his nose was red!
"Well! The boss said let me come! He said that you can't bear to pretend like this!"
Zhong Yang sneered, suddenly clutching his stomach with a pained expression
"I ate expired instant noodles last night. I was vomiting and diarrhea. I had a fever. I can't go back to work with you. I'm really sorry."
Zhong Yang showed a smile that instantly killed all living beings, while still supporting the wall weakly with his hands.The door should have been closed quickly, but Tuzhi was one step ahead of him.
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" Tu Zhi's eyes were tearful, and Zhong Yang stared at him for a moment, "What's wrong with you...?"
Tuzhi raised his arm and wiped the corner of his eyes, "It's okay! I've had a cold for a week! It's almost gone!"
"Okay... what are you doing here?"
Tu Zhi raised the shopping bag in his hand, "I'm here to deliver you clothes! Isn't the invitation you received a few days ago just for tonight? Master! The boss wants you to show your talents! Come on! Come on! Come on!"
Zhong Yang supported his forehead, "Wait, wait! So it's just for a broken banquet! Huang Wei bought so many luxury goods?"
Do you know who will be condemned by God!
Tuzhi shook his head, "No! Only this one was brought by the boss, and the rest were bought by my uncle!"
"Uncle? Who is it?"
Tuzhi was carrying so many things and couldn't put them down, almost rolled his eyes.
"Your sister! She went to the company to find you, and left in a hurry to see if you were not giving things to the boss!"
By the way, Zhong Yang just remembered, it seems that Zhong Yangyang brought the invitation letter...
At this moment, Zhong Yang couldn't imagine how much humiliation the next banquet would bring to him, and he wished he could feed bullets to the people present with his gun!Then kill yourself again!
And of course there are surprises and more frights!
The author has something to say:
Today's update, happy reading!
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