Old attack, the virus is hot

MW has not been in the private space for 100 years, and is awakened by the system again.

System prompt: You have a memory loss guide, please check it out.

MW opens the system connection, there is only one story background.

In the Dasheng Kingdom, where the country is rich and the people are strong, there is a prince who is regarded as the god of war, whose name is Beisha and whose character is Guheng.

After returning from the war with the Xiongnu, the robe that was being unbuttoned suddenly felt drowsy. His eyes were blackened and he fell into the bath.

Faced with such nonsensical characters and plots, MW expressed that he was speechless, because he was completely unable to figure out what the hidden mission was, to help him travel back?Or help him adapt to life here?

What's even more speechless is that he still has amnesia, that is to say, he can't open and hang, can he still play the system well together?

System prompt: Amnesia countdown, 3, 2, 1...

Upon waking up, Bei Sha found that everything he saw before him had undergone earth-shaking changes, and he was surrounded by unfamiliar objects, as if he was in an evil formation. He was shocked, thinking that he was kidnapped by some villain and made a sacrifice, but Who would snatch his famous "God of War" away without anyone noticing?

The only person he knew was the servant who stood by his side, who asked in a low voice, "Puppy, where is this?"

At this time, the closed door was opened, and a short-haired man wearing only a white cloth walked in.

Dongchen: "My bathroom!"

The little Gouzi was still in a coma at this time, and Beisha suddenly felt that the situation was not good, and said sharply: "Wake up, my king!"

Dongchen didn't understand what he was doing, was he showing off his acting skills?

"Stop acting, the role is already yours!"

The puppy was woken up in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he saw his prince sitting naked in a large white porcelain basin.

Seeing him wake up, Beisha turned his face, pointed at the displeased Dongchen and said, "Brother, why does this king appear in your house?"

"Ah!" The little dog was shocked when he saw Dong Chen, and stood up instantly, with his hands on his hips: "Come here, take down this daring assassin!"

"Could it be possible that Manager Xiao also wants a role? But I don't like your qualifications!"

I thought that Beisha volunteered to ask for a role for himself, but seeing his performance last night, he gave him the role of number one male, but he didn't expect that a manager would also get a share of the action.

"Brother, don't talk nonsense, otherwise, my subordinates will not show mercy."

Dong Chen became impatient, and frowned: "Bei Sha, don't you think your acting skills are a bit too much?"

"Boldly, you dare to bluntly say the name of my lord! Come..." Before the man could speak, he was cut off by Dong Chen and dared not speak.

The little dog was terrified: Could it be that the servants and guards were silenced?

Beisha is also aware of this problem. After so many years in the battlefield, he has also cultivated a calm and composed look, and just whispered in the little dog's ear: "Later, this king will attract his attention, you go up and catch him!" .”

"Yes, my lord, but...but..." The first half of the speech was very powerful and domineering, but the second half fell silent, "Slave, you don't know martial arts!"

Seeing the superb acting of the two people in front of him, he held the corners of his mouth. Could it be that he was inappropriate just now and made him schizophrenic, "I have found someone to prepare the clothes for you, you go back first, tomorrow I will let someone Send the contract to you!"

When it came to clothes, Beisha realized that he was still naked in a big white basin at this time, and he was a little shy to face others so frankly, and said to the little dog: "Go and pick up a piece of clothes for the king to hide." body."

The little dog looked at the messy clothes on the floor, picked up a short-sleeved shirt and asked, "My lord, the clothes are all torn like this, how do you wear them?"

Beisha looked at the short sleeves in the little dog's hand, then glanced at Dongchen who was wearing a bath towel, "I wonder if there are clean clothes for me to cover my body?"

Dongchen was very dissatisfied with his way of getting too deep into the drama, but since he was still at home at this time, he was afraid of causing unnecessary trouble, so he had no choice but to turn around and get a new one for him.

As soon as the little dog saw him leaving, he quickly squatted down and said in a low voice: "My lord, could it be that we have been kidnapped, and the slave looks at this like our palace."

"Indeed."

"My lord, this servant finds it strange, why did you want to let us go after we were tied up?"

"I don't know, it should be that the emperor has sent someone over."

Only then did the little dog swallow his heart into his stomach: "When the emperor comes, we will be saved."

Seeing that he was finally smart, he couldn't help knocking on his forehead. When the little dog was covering his head and screaming for pain, Dongchen came over with new clothes and threw them to the little dog. Little dog After taking a look, he looked confused again, "Are you humiliating our lord?"

humiliation?This is a luxury that only produces a dozen pieces a year. Could it be that he wants to imitate his innocent heroine in the script, and simply and naively say that he is not doing it for money.

"Bei Sha, we just made a deal. I've already given you what you want. It's better not to get entangled with each other in the future!"

Hearing his bad tone, Beisha took the sleeveless clothes from the little dog, looked at them, clenched his fists tightly, and said, "Brother, I don't know where I offended you. You want to humiliate people like this!" .”

Seeing that he continued to pretend to be crazy and foolish, Dong Chen had no intention of entangled with her and was about to leave, but was stopped by him again, Beisha said with a dark face, "Brother, please tell me how to wear it."

Dong Chen was in a hurry: "If you don't know how to wear it, go out naked."

It was the first time I heard someone talking to me in such a tone, and I felt uncomfortable, but I was a fish for a knife, I thought about it again and again and decided to let the little dog take off his clothes, and the two of them exchanged one.

Half an hour later, Beisha and Xiaogouzi came out of the bathroom. Dongchen was sitting on the sofa watching TV. He just glanced at him and suppressed his smile, "You should know where the door is when you come!"

Beisha looked around, then fixed his eyes on the anti-theft door, and then thought about the wooden door in the mansion, feeling a little worried for a while.

"My lord, have you ever seen that kind of door?"

He must have never seen it before. He walked up and stared at the doorknob: "This place is too evil, you have to leave early."

I tried to concentrate my internal strength and pulled it with my hands, but there was no sign that the door had been moved at all, and I changed the puppy again, and the door still couldn't be opened...

They fiddled with each other for more than ten minutes like this, Dongchen was speechless, walked in front of the door, turned the handle, opened the door and said impatiently: "Let's go!"

"Brother, can you tell me where this place is?"

Dongchen thought that they were still continuing to act, and his patience had reached a certain level, so he shouted: "Get out!".

Bei Sha subconsciously stepped back a few steps, and the door was closed with a "snap".

It wasn't Dongchen who frightened Bei Sha, but the fact that it was as bright as day just now but now it was pitch black.

The little dog tugged at his sleeve in fear, "Couldn't it be some goblin doing it!"

"My lord, my lord, let's go back!"

Beisha stared at the closed gate in front of him, and said, "If there is really some kind of goblin doing it, that one just now must be the leader of the goblins, and he needs to leave sooner."

The little dog rubbed his bare arms while looking around, for fear that some goblin would jump out.

The two of them walked to the elevator entrance. Looking at the numbers moving up, the two of them were startled at the same time, and the little dog trembled: "That... that prince... let's go back. Slaves...slaves are afraid!"

Beisha stepped forward and stared at it for a while, the surroundings were sealed, there was no way out, like a ecstasy array.Finally decided to go back with the puppy.

The little dog hurriedly patted on Dongchen's password door. Dongchen was watching the surveillance video outside at this time, wondering in his heart, the fear of these two people really didn't look like they were pretending, could it be that they were really insane, But it was Bei Sha who slept with him all night, not that Xiao Gou, it's fine to be alone, why are there two of them together.

After thinking about it, he saw two panicked people knocking on his door non-stop. From the very beginning, he took a fancy to Beisha's face. He just happened to invest in a new movie, and the protagonist was decided by him. Originally, The director arranged for Bei Sha to be the fourth male role, and later he personally delivered it to the door, exchanging his body for the leading male role.

To Dong Chen, it doesn't matter who is the number one male, the films he invests in have never lost money, and if a beauty comes to his door, why not do it?

But the situation in front of him didn't seem as simple as he thought. Hearing the knock on the door, he had no choice but to get up and open the door.

When Beisha saw the bright light, his eyes felt a little uncomfortable, and when he saw Dongchen again, he was a little embarrassed, "Brother, I wonder what time it is?"

The little dog rushed up and said: "Yes, yes, I wonder if I can lend a lantern to my lord, or a few candles if not."

"Candles?" Dong Chen was startled by his crazy words again, "I don't have any candles here!"

"Then how bright it is like daylight here, our lord is stupid, our lord just borrowed a candle, and we will return it a hundred times in the future!"

"I don't have any candles here, let go, I'm closing the door!"

Seeing him making gestures to close the door, the little dog ruthlessly held on to the door, "If you don't want to borrow it, how about letting us stay here for a night?"

Only then did Dongchen realize that it was a mistake for him to open the door. The little dog pulled Beisha and got in. Seeing his gloomy face, he knew that he was unwilling to let him stay.

Beisha could only touch the tip of his nose in embarrassment: "I don't know how to call you brother?"

Dong Chen's complexion darkened, and this man was pretending to be stupid again, "Dong Chen"

"Brother Dong, sorry for bothering you, in the future..."

"Beisha, I ask you a question, and you have to answer it honestly!"

Beisha nodded: "Brother Dong, please tell me!"

"Are you really stupid or fake?"

"Presumptuous, how dare you be so unreasonable to our lord!" The little dog roared, and Dongchen completely understood, well, this person is really stupid, and he even brought his manager along with him.

Dongchen regretted it all, why didn't he notice that he was abnormal when he came just now.

In the entertainment industry, it often happens that artists commit suicide due to depression. I am afraid that his depression has made him stupid.

The author has something to say:

Yesterday, Xiaofu finally finished his military training, took a beautiful bath, kowtowed sunflower seeds beautifully, listened to the music beautifully, and then clasped the button...

was directly bombed...

are all...

It's time for class, why are you still here...

The book has been issued, why haven't you come yet...

Roll call, why haven't you come yet...

Scared Xiaofu, changed his pajamas, and ran to the classroom wearing slippers, and then a classmate sent me a text message saying, you don't come, school is over...

I hurriedly called the counselor, and the counselor said... only you, the old man, did not come in the whole class...

I just said, why didn't I see a single person in the dormitory, it turned out that they were all fucking going to class...

tears run...