[Shen Xia] Son of Great Britain

#1

Fragments of John Watson & Sherlock Holmes

Many people have asked Watson such a question——

What is it like to live with Sherlock Holmes?

Neighbors on the street, restaurateurs, blog readers, and even every one of his girlfriends ask him.

John, too, was always honest and took the trouble to reply: "I gotta say that's amazing."

He spread his hands, thought for a moment and continued to describe: "You know, he is always very annoying, and everyone always calls him a freak. But he is a genius! He is knowledgeable and has extraordinary powers of observation. But in some common sense He doesn't know anything about sex, any more than kids.... No no no, it's not that he's stupid, it's just that the issues don't matter to him. Even so, he's more knowledgeable than you Imagine, no one can associate the word stupid with Sherlock (except his family)."

He talked on and on, ignoring the mood of the audience, "He is a magical person, even if you were pissed off by him one second, you will definitely be intoxicated by his deduction the next second, and be amazed by his wonderful performance. Shout out to reasoning. He's a magnet and a great book to read, and I can't stop watching him. Whenever I think I know what a genius jerk he is, he always does Something that broke my understanding and imagination. When I was with him, every day was full of novelty, surprise and excitement.”

"He is also a lonely person. I think this is a common problem of most geniuses. It is difficult for ordinary people to understand them, and they always feel that their behavior and ideas are full of unreasonable weirdness. When he put all his energy into the case, He will even do some incomprehensible behaviors, but this time his eyes are brighter and more charming than usual."

"He's a hard-to-describe and hard-to-approach man, and it's a great honor to be his friend. — don't tell him what I said, I don't want to be pushed around by him even more smugly. Can you imagine? Even the laptop that was only one step away, he asked me to rush back from the supermarket to deliver the computer to him."

"Did you ask me to send it? Well... Well, I admit that I am always instructed by him to do some things, but it's nothing. His temper is like this, sometimes he willful like a child, this is me The way to get along with him. What's more, if you are a friend, there is no one more reliable than him."

Whenever he said this, everyone would cast a knowing look and smile kindly, as if everything had been said without saying anything.

But his girlfriend turned cold and asked him a death question.

"Do you think Sherlock Holmes can bring you novelty and excitement? What about me? What is your impression of me?"

"Uh..." John was stuck, he hadn't gotten out of the state of flattering Sherlock, and amidst his girlfriend's increasingly gloomy expression, he hurriedly said, "You are beautiful, you are very gentle—"

"Enough!" The girlfriend stood up, grabbed her handbag and left angrily, "Spend your life with Sherlock Holmes! You gay!"

John, who broke up with his girlfriend again because of Sherlock, held his head and let out a long sigh. This was not the first time. He didn't understand why everyone thought he and Sherlock were a couple.

He couldn't help doubting himself, could it be that he was too radical?

But that's Sherlock!Everything in the world is unusual, as long as you contact Sherlock, it seems to be acceptable.

John, who was broken in love again, returned to 221B in disgrace, and the culprit who caused him to lose love was sitting on the sofa drinking coffee and reading a book, which couldn't be more comfortable.

Seeing him coming in, Sherlock looked up, "It's been so long since you bought a box of sugar cubes? Oh, this is the most formal outfit in your closet, and you just came back from an appointment. The corners of your mouth are still shallow It’s an Italian restaurant, and you left in a hurry and broke up.” He walked towards John, lowered his head and closed his eyes and sniffed, “Chanel’s perfume, and the smell of roses, what do you mean? Did you get a new girlfriend? But you just broke up." ①

"We've been dating for 2 months!" John said through gritted teeth. Sherlock, who has always been observant and can even see the love status of passers-by at a glance, didn't find out that he had a girlfriend for so long. A strange emotion.

It's hard to tell what kind of emotion this is, it's like a mixture of multiple emotions—maybe anger, maybe grievance, maybe sadness...

Of course John wasn't going to dissect it, at this moment he just felt an unexplained puff in his chest, so he went back to his room, ignoring Sherlock's request for a coffee refill.

Mrs. Hudson poked her head out from the kitchen and said to Sherlock: "Honey, you shouldn't always make him angry. The little grandson of Mrs. Turner next door won't use such low-level methods to chase people."

Sherlock's gray-blue eyes froze for a moment, and he returned to his seat as if nothing had happened, neither taking any action nor refuting Mrs. Hudson's words.

Just as Mrs. Hudson turned her head and continued to work in the kitchen, Sherlock spoke.

"Mrs. Hudson, I need coffee—two cups."

"of course can!"

#2

Clips of Greg Lestrade & Mycroft Holmes

Even after they had been together for a few years, Lestrade would often grind his teeth about what had happened to them together.

Mycroft does have a unique charm, even if he is also a man, Lestrade has to admire it.

But everyone knows that Mycroft is an iceman, an iceman who can't keep warm.The appearance of Favors was just an accident left by a brief encounter in the adult world. If it hadn't been for the attention Mycroft paid to Sherlock and his family, Lestrade would have thought that he had no heart.

So how did all this happen?

Lestrade couldn't tell.

He started to recall.

Because of Favors, the intersection between him and McCoff has increased, and he has also seen another side of McCoff.Gradually, he saw more and more faces of Mycroft.

No one has only one side, and a person like McCoff, if he doesn't have one side, must have many faces. In short, he is always a guy who can't figure it out.

The more he learned, the more Lestrade found himself drawn.

He is not as distressed as John about his sexuality, because he is well aware that not only men and women are conquered by the sexuality of Sherlock Holmes.Perhaps when he thought this way, he already had some ideas.

However, as a conscientious inspector of Scotland Yard, Lestrade has no time to dig into the corners. He is extremely busy, just like he neglected his wife at the beginning, and he can't even think about any emotional matters.

The turning point came after Favors came to Scotland Yard to help. The cases that Sherlock dismissed and would take several months for ordinary detectives were successfully solved under the guidance of Favors.

Lestrade had no doubt that Mycroft's arrival of Favors was the work of Mycroft, otherwise how could the Director of Scotland Yard allow a child to come in, and Favors, like Sherlock, dismissed these small cases.

In any case, Favors' arrival freed Lestrade from his busy schedule, and the director granted him a few vacations for it.

Of course, it was impossible for Lestrade to leave Favors on vacation, so he stayed in London when he was free.

Mycroft seemed to be very free during that time, and Lestrade rarely saw him leave the house, which made him very suspicious of whether Favors had other jobs, and he once complained about McCoff's child abuse thought.

By the way, Lestrade had already lived in the Mykoff's house under the joint arrangement of Favors and Mykoff.

When there are only two people in a house, even if neither of them is a talkative person, it is inevitable that there will be no communication.

Due to professional needs and personal hobbies, he exercises every day, and McCauf also needs exercise in order to maintain his weight and health.It naturally evolved into Lestrade and Mycroft working out together.

It was at this time that Lestrade learned more about Mycroft, but this man was always mysterious, and what he revealed seemed to always be just the tip of the iceberg.

Lestrade was attracted.

At that time, he was in a bad mood. No one knew better than him what kind of bastard Mycroft was, and he actually fell in love with a bastard.

Perhaps this is his retribution for neglecting his wife in the past?

What made him even more distressed was that he actually felt that being with McCoff was a good choice!

Before Lestrade could figure out how to get rid of the shadow of Mycroft in his heart, something worse happened.

—he was with Mycroft.

For professional reasons, Lestrade is very restrained in drinking, not to mention Mycroft, how could this guy allow himself to lose his composure.

So even if his favorite team had won that day, Lestrade was sure he wasn't drunk.

The fact that the two of them rolled together while conscious was a bit scary.

It was a dead morning, and Mycroft remained calm, as if their behavior was perfectly normal and reasonable, which made Lestrade doubt himself.

Mycroft's calm attitude affected Lestrade, so once there was a second time.

When physical needs and psychological needs are aligned, everything will fall into place.

They fit together unexpectedly.

Lestrade accepted everything, and at the same time realized one thing, all of this was Mycroft's plan.Whether it was arranging Favors to go to Scotland Yard or watching the football game with him that day, it was all carefully planned.

He was like a poor worm caught in a spider's web.

Well, he didn't refuse, so it can't be regarded as completely "not guilty".

But this does not stop him from accusing Mycroft, even though he is very clear that this is Holmes' style, this is the McCoff's style that he is all too familiar with.

To this, McCoff replied:

"I'm an iceman, and I lack an ordinary heart, and that's you."