What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

A noble cat lady from the cat kingdom meets a traveling painter from a foreign country.

The painter left behind the magnificent sunset of the church and her heart.

What a standard love story opening.

"But my father is just an ordinary person, and he is a dog." Bancy shrugged. "In his words, the moment the cat ran away after seeing my mother was the beginning of their love."

The man who couldn't tolerate even a cat hair in his house fell down on the spot when a cat threw himself into his arms to show his love. He was covered in red rashes all over his body. He was hospitalized in the ICU for a week due to severe cat hair allergy.

From the cat lady's point of view, Bancy understood how humiliating and shocking it was, enough to make her laugh in social circles for the rest of her life.

"So she cursed my father, and cursed his child never to refuse a cat, no matter what kind of unreasonable request it made."

His father was a happy and ignorant normal man who had no resistance to the curse, he didn't even know he was cursed until Bancy was born, and the only impression he had of the cat was that its hair was all over its face near-death experience.

But the curse was indeed fulfilled on his only begotten Son.

"The first time was when I was five years old and almost broke my neck when I jumped from the third floor because of the cat's call."

They discovered the sacred oath imposed on Banshee, and found that this oath could never be broken.

"The sacred oath can only be lifted by the caster, but she died when I was born." Bancy shrugged, "I guess she didn't expect my father's child to be a wizard."

When he was cursing, he was hot-headed and only focused on venting his anger. Who would have thought that his father would marry into the Rothbart family in the end.Cursing a wizard with a long lineage of pure blood who has been verified as a genius from birth requires enough power to drain Banshee's life force the moment she is born.

At that time, Bancy's mother, who didn't know about the curse, went to her funeral and sincerely mourned for the fluffy for a while.

Even if you can't own it, it's still a cat.

Of course, after the curse was exposed, his mother resisted the cat slave nature of the Rothbart family and forcibly blacklisted all furry creatures. No furry creatures were allowed within 500 meters of Bancy before she passed away.

Neither are werewolves.

And with the death of Bansi's mother, he became the only seedling of this generation's lineage and the next patriarch of the ironclad, and the danger of this curse was infinitely magnified.

Falling from the third floor again, Rothbart, a surname that has been passed down for hundreds of years, may be lost in history.

"So in order to avoid some accidents that no one wants to see, I took some precautionary measures." Bancy pointed to his eyes and returned to the topic, "I used my eyes as a price to add a layer of curse to the sacred oath. "

"Any request made to me with malice and hatred, all associated people will be backlashed ten times as much as me."

Parents, heirs, relatives, friends, and even strangers who have spoken more than three sentences, as long as they make a vicious request to Banxi, they can instantly achieve the end of total annihilation including themselves.

Banci admitted that he had actually looked forward to it.

It's a pity that there are more cats and people who cherish their lives, especially the upper echelons of the cat kingdom who vaguely know some inside information. When they saw Bancy's expression of disgust and fear from a distance, they almost acted "Don't come near me!" for him.

Bansy is on guard against them causing trouble, and they are even more afraid that Bansy's fishing law enforcement will kill their whole family, okay?

After listening to Bancy's story, Shilu picked up the water glass without saying a word, and took a sip from the empty glass.

He didn't have any opinion on Bancy's actions. Using the curse to reverse the situation sounds pretty cool, but at the same time, there was still such a doubt in his mind that he couldn't immediately applaud Bancy for a good job. .

Bancy can't refuse the cat's request, so he looks like a cat and can't tell the difference. Anyone who looks at it says it's a cat, but it's not a cat...

Does it count?

So Bancy, who finished telling the story and was about to study the scales, heard Shilu clear his throat as soon as he lowered his head.

"?"

Bancy looked at Shi Li with a serious face, and there were many small question marks.

"Pour me a glass of water." Shi Lv said this perfectly, as if he was telling Banxi to pay back the money.

Bancy looked at the water glass in Shilu's hand that didn't mean to put it down in the slightest, and couldn't figure out the emotion expressed by his words, so he stood up literally and went to fetch him a glass of water, and brought it back by the way. He gave him a plate of snacks for afternoon tea, and looked at Shi Li speechlessly and smiled as if his hair was being smoothed.

He felt that he was about to give up trying to figure out this person's thoughts. One second he was pleasant, the next second he was about to storm, and the next second he was inexplicably coaxed. , did not conclude any rules.

In short, it is very moody, and it is impossible to guess.

"By the way," Shilu finished drinking the water that Bancy poured him, ate the snacks that Bancy brought, and gave up his entanglement about whether he was a cat for the time being, "I have a friend who wants to come and see tomorrow." , it belongs to the logistics department at the management center."

The friend he was talking about was the friend he had called two days ago to catch up on the train incident.After Shi Lu woke up, his memory was not complete, and he didn't have much impression of the friend who called himself Zhong Shuangming, but Zhong Shuangming was very enthusiastic about him, so enthusiastic that Shi Lu once suspected that the other party was not his friend, but his own father (bu).

The father received Shi Lu's unsolicited call and was so excited that he seemed to lose his hair on the spot. Accompanied by the exclamation of "Director! Director, your hair!" in the background sound, he promised to settle the matter without saying a word.

"It's not a big deal." Zhong Shuangming blew his nose vigorously on the other end of the phone, "All the documents and materials are complete, and the reasons are reasonable. Only those old people who are still alive in the Kingdom of Heaven want to find foreign friends. Trouble, just beat me up and be honest."

After all, in the world of these monsters, whoever has the biggest fist is right.

Although Zhong Shuangming's nominal position is the office director of the management center, the head of the logistics department who is in charge of all the staff in the management center eating and drinking, he has delicate features and dimples when he smiles, and looks soft and sweet.

On the second day, Banxi received the submitted documents and passed the approval, and the formal registration of the train came to an end.

With Zhong Shuangming's efforts to help, Shi Lu was too embarrassed to refuse the other party's request to visit and try to further repair the friendship, and the favorability increased even more.

After waking up, he was exhausted just coping with this strange world, and now thinking about having a friend who was familiar with his past, it wasn't a bad thing.

It's just that when he mentioned to Banxi that a friend was coming, facing Banxi's natural reaction of preparing tea and snacks to help him entertain the guests, Shi Lu couldn't help but tense his face.

The outside is still being renovated, starting from the second bedroom he chose. If the project goes well, he will be able to sleep in a luxurious bedroom with a six-figure pure wool carpet tomorrow night, and there will be a special room for him Put an antique incense burner with a price close to seven figures.

Banxi asked the supplier to add the incense burner. Who knows where Banxi heard that Huaguo monsters like to eat incense. He did a great job at the price of the wool carpet and inexplicably added a super-large incense burner.

It is an old object bought from a century-old Taoist temple through special channels, which can burn 31 bags of ordinary incense sticks to a taste that monsters can't afford.

Although, it is true that the incense can be enjoyed by Shilu, and it is indeed good for him, but the strange beast he was born with does not attract wealth, transfer luck, or protect the family, so burning incense for him is not a joke.

Seeing Banxi spending money like running water with a swipe of a pen, "Jiaojiao", who is tall and powerful and has no effect, is once again shivering at the thought of her own care.

If this continues, he will really suffer from PTSD.

Shi Lu felt that this would not work, and after thinking hard all night, he decided to ask his only prospective friend for advice.

……

"I don't think that's okay either." Zhong Shuangming shook his head when his buttocks were still hot, and he shook his head, "Do you know what your name is?"

He was sitting next to the huge incense burner that Shi Li was about to own, not at all afraid of Shi Li's gloomy face at the moment, and he was so upright that the whole house could hear, "You are a show!"

The voice was so loud that Banxi, who consciously avoided suspicion and went to work upstairs, poked his head out to take a look at the situation.

Zhong Shuangming raised his head with a smile and waved to Banxi to say hello, then turned his head and was heartbroken again, "Don't be in the blessing and don't know the blessing, my friend! Incense is life-saving!"

He knows that Shi Lu's memory is not complete, so he won't recall with Shi Lu the hard days of being enshrined in dreams, but there are people like Banxi who are stupid and rich. Hanging by incense.

Zhong Shuangming, who has a deep understanding of this, gave Shi Lu an analysis earnestly, "It was a last resort to send you here at the time. You are not familiar with foreign conditions and can't get involved. I don't think Mr. Ban seems to have brought newcomers. He does everything by himself. It’s no wonder you think too much after doing it, but you just can’t find the meaning of being a demon.”

Monsters all have such a period of confusion when they have nothing to do and no goals for monster life, especially when Shilu doesn’t have much memory, just like the meeting when he just opened his spiritual wisdom. When he is free, he has to think about "who am I", "what am I going to do", "I am alive?" What's the point?"

Seeing Shi Lu's gloomy and harsh reading as an expression of embarrassment and help, Zhong Shuangming then gave him advice, "Well, come on, I'll find you more information about foreign monsters for you to read, and learn more about computer technology. These foreign wizards are a bit allergic to technology, so you can help others by making a table and repairing a picture; secondly, start with what you can. The golden house hides the beauty and brings happiness to the father of the gold master. You can't show it to others? Even if it becomes the original shape, it's good to give people a haircut to relieve stress, and they are modern people."

How many people howled that I would definitely have a cat, and if his original form was as fluffy as Shi Li, he would have given up trying.

Shiru fell into a struggling silence.

He didn't know what to say, but everything Zhong Shuangming said sounded very reasonable. Thinking of Bancy's longing eyes and the sacred vow that he couldn't refuse the cat when he talked about the cat, the cat-like Shi Li in the original cat was right. His deliberate concealment of the truth made Bansy feel guilty for not masturbating.

No, no, no, he can't be moved by a few words, that's not how it works.

Shi Lv argued calmly in his heart, he didn't do nothing, he watched the house decoration seriously every day, and the large amount of supplies that Banxi detained at the customs was also obtained by him after running and running, so it didn't matter Production can't find the meaning of monster life?

Sure enough, other people's opinions can only be used as a reference, and he has to think about it himself.

The gold master's father is in such a mess.

……

On a dark and stormy night, Banci, who was still working overtime after returning home to look up the "Special Biological Files-Scale Book", heard the window "bang bang" twice.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a black cat sitting outside the window, the amber eyes under the moonlight were like mead, intoxicatingly sweet.

Seeing Banxi who came to open the window with a look of surprise, the black cat's eyes fluctuated violently, as if it had made up its mind, it opened its mouth and barked at Banxi.

"Meow."

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