What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

Black cats are innocent.

The black cat blinked its amber eyes, and it was filled with words like "I'm just a cat (jiao) cat (jiao) and I don't understand anything, sitting dignifiedly and well-behaved with its tail ringing its paws.

The train was so angry that it was dizzy and meowed again. Odile approached him and almost lost his breath.

Why is this smell even stronger, and the lethality to cats is almost exponentially increased!

Not far away, the black cat tilted its head, looked at it with tolerant eyes, and gave a "meow" in a catlike and coquettish manner, as if responding to its words.

Yes, yes, you are right.

Generous, gentle and careless, like green tea among cats.

But the fact is that the black cat really didn't understand what the train was meowing.

No matter how much he looks like a cat, he is also a tengu, and cat meowing is also a foreign language he cannot understand. The two voices of meow meow meow are the same as anthropology's cat meowing. He can make a sound but can't understand its meaning at all.

The train feels that it shouldn't be here today, and it should go to watch its revenge target be paranoid in prison, or find two evil spirits who have done bad things to eat for a change.

No, it shouldn't have been greedy for those two delicious snacks in the first place, or it wouldn't have suffered such a catastrophe that cats would cry when they saw it.

The train struggling under Odile's wings shed tears of remorse, while Bansy, who was awakened by the commotion (and meowing) outside, drifted out as if sleepwalking, seeing the arrangement of the two cats in the yard, rubbing his eyes in a trance rubbed his eyes.

Is this still his home?

Seeing Bancy's exhausted and sleepy face, the black cat instantly remembered that he was here to serve the benefactor, and immediately ran over professionally with his tail cocked, and meowed to get off work Western pant legs.

This is a new skill he learned after studying the hundreds of cute pet videos that Zhong Shuangming sent him. He hypnotized himself three thousand times all the way. Do your best.

Bansy watched numbly as the black cat rubbed against his trouser leg and slapped it on the face.

Sure enough, they were exhausted, and they even had the illusion of being rubbed against their legs by a cat.

On the other side, Odile, who was forcefully sucking on the train, stared at the black beans and let out an unbelievable "ga". The train took the opportunity to overturn her wings and fled.

"Be quiet, Odile." Bansy thought about whether he was awake or dreaming at the black cat sitting at his feet, and subconsciously waved his hand when he heard Odile's voice, trying to drive away the noise that would prevent him from enjoying the closeness of the cat for a while. factor.

His eyes are confused, his hair is slightly messed up, and he is a little unspeakably cute in his aloofness.

The black cat looked up and saw the black circles under Bancy's eyes that were about to hang down to his chin. He couldn't help showing a serious expression, put his paws on Bancy's slippers, and made a sound of going to sleep.

They monsters will be fine if they don't sleep for decades, but human beings are fragile creatures that will die suddenly if they don't sleep for more than ten days.

Bancy understood.

The cat asked him to go back to sleep.

Although he still couldn't figure out whether he was dreaming or awake, Bansi obediently walked back to the bedroom with trance-like steps, buried himself in the soft quilt, and struggled for the last bit of waking consciousness.

Well-behaved, obedient, and want to suck another pussy.

Just one bite.

His eyes are moist and red like a rabbit, which is the result of the energy balance in the body being unstable due to exhaustion, and the essence of the ruby ​​​​color of the eyes is floating.

This kind of color is very beautiful, deep and pure without any impurities, but with a lovely tiredness floating on it.

The black cat seriously recalled the cute pet videos he had studied, jumped on the bed and stood beside Banxi's pillow, and gently pressed the paw pads on Banxi's eyes that were trying to open.

go to bed.

The feeling of being touched by the paw pads swallowed all of Bancy's consciousness in an instant, and the last thing he was awake to remember was the touch of the paw pads on his face.

Soft and cool and Q-bomb, heaven.

Well, fell asleep.

When the black cat withdrew its claws, it licked the paw pads in a mysterious way, only licking the smell of dust and grass clippings that it had run all the way, and quickly spit it out, and then looked guilty to see if it had stepped on Bancy's bed sheets, the big tail Sweep off the ashes you step on.

He didn't know how long Bansi would sleep. He originally wanted to go back early so as not to disturb Banxi's sleep, but when he walked to the door and saw the black swan spirit body probing his head, he squatted back to Banxi's bed silently.

This goose looked fierce and had a loud voice, it would be bad if Bancy was woken up.

Thinking so, the black cat bared its teeth and waved its claws to drive away the black swan who wanted to sneak into the house, and did not forget to close the door. Then it crouched beside Bancy and licked its fur slowly to tidy up its running A little messy hair.

Bancy, who was sleeping, seemed to see the ancestors of the Rothbart family weeping with joy in the dark, and lamented that the future generations would be promising. He is really the most outstanding Rothbart.

Even if he is a wizard.

So Bancy slept soundly and was woken up by this thing who didn't know whether it was a hallucination or a dream-we have to know that the ratio of wizards to witches is usually one to ten thousand. In other words, the ancestors of the Rothbart family, except The most famous one, the others are all women, and the lethality of talking to him while wiping away tears is very terrifying.

And what tears of relief is very unreal.

After all, he was a wizard, and a wizard who would rather be exiled than insist on celibacy.

Hundreds of years ago, his rebellion would have been drugged and locked up in a small dark room.

Sitting up rubbing his forehead that was still throbbing from sleep, Bancy recalled his bad dreams for a few seconds with dull eyes, and was disturbed by the movement of his hands rubbing back and forth.

"Odile, don't..."

... make trouble.

Odile, who was driven out of the door because of the noise, snorted super loudly.

Feelings are gone!You who suck cats behind my back are no longer my beloved grandson!

Bancy found that he was clearly the black cat who often visited, and he was dozing on his stomach in a ball, and when he woke up, he rubbed his head against his arm.

Commercially, it is so unfamiliar and stiff that other cats would laugh at it.

But has Banshee ever been rubbed like this by another cat?

of course not.

So in his eyes, there was no more charming and lovely cat than this black cat, and he was so flattered that he didn't know how to react.

In the rehearsal of the Rothbart family's reaction to the cat, it didn't mention how to deal with being licked by a cute cat.

The black cat didn't wait for his reaction, stood up and stretched itself, stepped on Bancy's quilt and sat in front of him, looking at Bancy's face.

Bancy didn't look so haggard after a good night's sleep, the red in his eyes faded to a transparent pink-brown color, his sleepy eyes looked silly, and he looked much closer than the usual polite alienation.

The tip of the black cat's tail swayed on the quilt, and its pink nose moved to sniff the smell of Bancy's body. After confirming that Bancy had regained his spirits, he patted Bancy's arm with his paws in satisfaction, turned and jumped get out of bed.

He had to go back before Bancy washed up and went to work, and he had to pretend to read two pages of "Encyclopedia of Mysterious Creatures", pretending that he was living a life of hard work and study in the incense offerings, instead of pretending to be a cat and coquettish and crawling out of class west bed.

Tsk, this range of services sounds very delicate.

As for Banxi, who still thinks that the Tengu is a canine animal, he has no doubts, and he is slightly moved by Shilu's love of learning.

Let me tell you here, before Bansy came to China, he had carefully studied the knowledge of the mysterious world in China. He may not know some of the unpopular ones, but he used popular science books like "Shan Hai Jing" as textbooks. of.

"Shan Hai Jing Xi Shan Jing" records that there is a beast in Yinshan Mountain, which looks like a raccoon with a white head, and its name is Tiangou.

The only problem is that Bansy's Chinese level can't support him to understand such complex ancient Chinese, so he bought the English translation of "Shan Hai Jing". Unfortunately, due to various cultural differences and the word "dog" Because of the misleading character, the translator mistranslated "raccoon" as "fox".

Foxes are known to be canids.

So Bansy has always believed that the prototype of Shilu is a big fox with black fur and white head. He also observed that Shilu really prefers to eat chicken-flavored snacks.

There is no logical loophole for a fox to eat a chicken.

Bansy didn't think of the black cat that could eat half a pack of chicken strips each time. He greeted Shiru, who was addicted to studying, and sat down to start today's work.

At a very good price, he recruited two small groups of monsters and one small group of wandering spirits living in different areas of Shen City. A total of more than 150 people formed the Halloween Patrol Brigade, which patrolled five days before and after Halloween, and reported any situation immediately.

The strength of these little monsters and wandering souls is still so-so. Ordinary people will be unlucky for a while or have a serious illness if they bump into them, but they are not courageous. Most of them have the mentality of small citizens. It's no wonder that the management center didn't take it too seriously.

Bansy promised them a large sum of incense and some offerings. If you do a good job, you can get an extra commission. The leaders of the three sub-units of the Halloween Patrol Brigade also understand the truth. It's impossible to ask for it, so one by one patted their chests and assured him that it was all right.

Not only did they plan the route well in advance, but they also allocated responsible areas within their capabilities based on their years of experience in Halloween affairs, and tried to deal with various accidents and make things beautiful, so as to show their skills in front of their employers.

These guys who lived at least three figures are very smart, knowing that Bancy has no connections in the local area, and their hard work may not be just a one-shot sale on Halloween.

……

In a blink of an eye, Halloween is here.

"Today should be called All Hallows' Eve." Bancy corrected Shi Li, adjusting the broom taken out of the warehouse.

Cough, broomsticks.

The local monsters don't care about time, they have been participating in human Halloween activities since a few days ago, and nothing happened under the surveillance of the patrol brigade. They just added one or two Halloween haunted urban legends to the Internet. Heheheha was fooled.

And today is the time when alien mysterious creatures are active. Those guys basically follow the ancient customs. It is the time for them to release their instincts from Halloween. It is also the time when Bancy has to tense up and can no longer wait for the report in the office.

So he took out his own broomstick and put a bat symbol on the end of the broom, which fits the Halloween mood, and tried to play a trick.

"Let's go, I'm going to watch the night." Bansy stepped on the broomstick and lowered his voice to Shilu, "Do you want to take my Batmobile?"

Time law:? ? ?

He stared at the broom handle which was so hard that it looked crunchy at first glance, and shook his head decisively, "I can fly by myself."

Banxi suddenly felt a little regretful, he should have given Shilu the whole red cape.