What is it like to be a wizard in modern times?

Regarding the documents that need to be submitted for the train incident and the documents that were temporarily added later, it was finally written by Banxi himself.

While he was writing, the background was the tinkling of the office decoration, and Shilu was discussing with the supplier which matrix and material to use for the temperature control system of the office.

Everything was extremely expensive, and it was the first time that Shilu, who had subsidized three figures, knew that there could be so many zeros in the quotation.

Listening to the supplier's recommendation, he gritted his teeth and picked an expensive one, and then asked, "Do you...don't have air conditioners?"

The dormitory he lived in before was equipped with air-conditioning, which was convenient and cheap to adjust the temperature and temperature, which was much more convenient than the magic system, which took a month or two to maintain later.

A little cold sweat broke out on the supplier's head, "We also have air conditioners, but the wizard council usually installs this kind of..."

Of course they have air-conditioning, but if they really want to install air-conditioning, the raw materials of the magic temperature control system are expensive and there is a risk of backlash if the customer is a wizard of Bancy’s level, and the system fails later. You can repair it yourself, and there is no maintenance fee to earn. The rate of return is actually not as cost-effective as installing an air conditioner.

Shi Lu asked curiously, "Why?"

There was more cold sweat on the supplier's head, and he was stared at by Shi Lu with a beaver face: "This... I don't know too well..."

He is just an ordinary Asian beaver, and he is in a construction business with a distant foreign relative. How could he understand the wizard's magic theory QAQ, which is more complicated than building a dam.

The busy little worker next to him cast a sympathetic look at his boss. They knew Shilu's breath was a large beast when they smelled it. Working under this kind of customer made Li nervous, and he was stared at Wen Dong Asking the West is simply a punishment.

Bancy looked away from the computer screen, saving the trembling beaver supplier, "Because mystery essentially rejects technological products, many medicinal and spell-casting materials will lose their magic power under the influence of technology."

Seeing Shili looked at him, and seemed very interested in this topic, Bancy said a few more words, "The power of most magic comes from mystery, that is, 'unknown'. Known, the more awe-inspiring, the more powerful. In contrast, the core of the development of human science is to 'explore the unknown', and resolve unknown mysteries into well-known 'common sense'."

"When the mystery is analyzed by science, human beings lose their awe of it, and the magic related to it will lose its power. For example..."

Bancy thought for a while, and gave an example, "After it was discovered that the feeling of love is the effect of hormones, and modern people's attitude towards love is becoming more and more contemptuous, love magic and love potion basically have no practical effect. "

"The same love potion, hundreds of years ago, just one drop could make two strangers last a lifetime of happy love, but now a whole bottle can increase a little favorability at most, and it must be a person who already has a crush on you. The effect is greatly weakened."

"There is also the heliocentric theory... It was almost a disaster for the celestial magic at that time. The magic based on the geocentric theory has all lost its effectiveness, and now it can only be used as a reference."

"Although there are modern magics based on scientific principles, it is better to have a more traditional office location."

"And..." Banxi tapped on the keyboard, did not continue, and changed the topic to divert Shi Li's attention, "I have written the documents that need to be handed in, and see if there is anything to change."

Shilu knew the ins and outs of the transformation of the train, and also knew how many times Bansy's submitted documents were required to be changed, so he had a lot to say about Bansy's understated tone.

But he still chose to read Bansy's rewritten overview of the incident before he said, "You...have you really read the long-term residence materials sent to you by the management center?"

Bansy knew what he wanted to ask, ""Several Management Opinions on Improving and Evangelism after the Founding of the People's Republic of China"?"

Shi Lu nodded. The "Management Opinions" that they had to take in their cram school was densely written with nearly a hundred pages. The core idea was the first rule of the general rule - after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to casually become a master.

It doesn't work to accept disciples casually.

In the past, the operation of seeing a little white snake with a beautiful eyebrow and a beautiful face on the side of the road and directly enlightening it, watching a talented child and directly accepting disciples is strictly prohibited, whether it is to accept apprentices to preach or to open up the spiritual wisdom of a cat, dog, flower, plant, or grass. They have to submit a report and go through the procedures to apply. Banxi directly engaged in a train to come out of the illegal operation-even if he told the management center in advance.

In addition, a local land bound spirit is not within the jurisdiction of Banxi, a foreign wizard. Banxi's help in revenge is suspected of crossing the line. It is a taboo for many people in the management center, otherwise they would not There will be so many documents that Banxi handed in and temporarily added, and the matter is still inconclusive.

"Then you should know that if you don't handle this matter well, you may be sent back directly."

Based on his own impression of Bancy, Shi Li judged that this wizard was not such a reckless and unruly person.

"It's really troublesome. The Wizarding Council has bombarded me until now." Bansy propped his chin, without any nervousness in his tone, "I'll just buy the house first."

There is a slight time lag, and there are still some follow-up procedures to be done, but a day or two is not a big problem, and now it can be said that it is his house.

The rented house is not counted, but the house bought can be regarded as his private property, and even the earth binding spirit in the house will be divided into his property-how he disposes of his private property is not clearly regulated gray area.

Of course, some more bleeding is inevitable, and the fine must start at six figures, but he has a good attitude and is willing to pay the money, and he has reasonable reasons, this time it is a bit troublesome, but he should be able to handle it.

That is, for a period of time in the future, they will be labeled as problematic elements, and everything they do will be closely monitored.

After listening to Banxi's handling method, Shi Li's face became more complicated, "Then why didn't you refuse at first, and simply accepted this matter?"

He had smelled the earth-bound spirit before, and even if his memory wasn't perfect, he could tell that the other party wasn't strong enough for Bancy to refuse.

Refuse it, pretend not to see it, or simply change the house, and report the matter to the management center for handling. There are thousands of ways to avoid the problem reasonably, and Banxi chose the most troublesome side.

Bancy looked at Shi Li and smiled softly, "That's a cat."

Shi Li was puzzled: "So?"

"Um... have you ever heard of geis?"

Originated from ancient Celtic mythology, powerful magic that cannot be violated, irresistible, and irreversible.It can make a loyal knight betray the lord, and a hero who has defeated ten thousand loses his strength.

It's more like a curse than an oath.

Upon hearing the word, the nearby workers winked away from their conversation lest they hear something that would be silenced.

Wizards are a race that can even lose their hair as an emergency and allow self-defense in any way. Regarding the secrets of wizards, the less they know, the safer they are.

Bancy shrugged, and waited until all the workers slipped out before continuing, "Someone once imposed a sacred oath on me." He looked into Shi Li's eyes with a smile, "I can't refuse the cat's request."

He was negligent about this matter, this is not his hometown, and even a wizard knows about the sacred oath on him.

"Whenever a cat calls to me, I have to answer."

"As long as the cat asks me, I must do it."

Shi Lu was silent for a moment, and asked: "...Any request?"

Bancy smiled: "In theory, any request."

This is also one of the reasonable reasons why he submitted it to the management center. The sacred oath is not well-known in the East, but in terms of effect, it fully meets the "affected by force majeure" in special circumstances.

"But don't worry too much." Bancy looked at Shi Li's downcast face, and added, "Modern oath restrictions are not so strong. I also have an insurance mechanism on my side. Generally speaking, cats walk around me."

Shi Lu didn't speak, his face tensed up showing Bancy's familiar mean expression, "Can't it be lifted?"

"How should I put it, this matter is a long story..." Bancy can fully understand Shi Li's displeasure at having such an Achilles' heel - after all, the temporary partner who will work together in the future, such a big weakness has clearly changed him He is not happy either.

"Forget it." Shilu interrupted the second half of his explanation without waiting for Banxi to finish, took out his mobile phone and started calling his friend in the management center.

Because of memory loss, he had no impression of this "friend" who took the initiative to come to the door, but according to that friend, they used to be friends by fate, and the past two years have also helped Shilu with memory loss a lot.

"Also, since this is the case, you will walk around the cat for me in the future."

He dared to feed the cat even if he couldn't refuse the cat's request. Shi Lu knew why there were so few foreign wizards.

Bancy: "I'll try my best."

Thinking of the train that he had been feeding around in the past few days, his eyes wandered.

Trains...not cats...

At this time, the train following a certain murderer stretched and burped after eating and drinking.

The man sleeping on the bed was talking uneasily. The train had been following him for a while, and in the mirror, in his sleep, and even on the face of the magic stick he had found, the phantom of the dead was constantly being projected.

The bruised and swollen face, the scarlet and bloodshot eyes, every moment when he was in a trance, would appear in front of his eyes.

Those eyes stared at him blankly, as if his death was reflected in their pupils.

He thought that he was under too much mental stress and that he was hallucinating. He convinced himself that it was a coincidence that the haunted rumors that had subsided after half a year suddenly appeared everywhere in his life. He tried his best to tell himself that there would be no revenge in this world.

The train happily watched the prey's dying struggle, and raised its claws to add the last straw.

Once again, the man who woke up from a nightmare was covered in cold sweat. The amulet he used to pray to God and Buddha was useless. His face was haggard and his eyes were black and blue in the mirror. Pale.

——A bruise appeared on his neck at some point, and it was cut into the flesh and stuck his trachea.The bruise was tightened like a rope, squeezing the air out of his lungs little by little, and the blood rushed up to his brain and beat like drums in his ears.

bang bang.

bang bang.

The meow of the cat was light and fluttering, biting his heart achingly, and his heartbeat was beating, and his vision was covered with almost black red.

He didn't know how long this lasted. He seemed to have died again and again, his soul drifting away from his body and falling into a terrifying darkness that he could not describe.

Even if he woke up, he still felt that his soul hadn't returned. In the darkness, Lin Mingzu was looking at him with those bloodshot eyes, devouring his soul.

He can't escape.

Even if he escaped the sanction of the law, he could not escape the ghost's revenge.

The man finally broke down. He scrambled and rushed out the door, dropped one of his pajamas and slippers, and ran into the police station three blocks away before passers-by called the police.

"Save...save me! I surrender! I surrender!"

"Don't follow me! I killed it! I killed people!"

"I plead guilty! I plead guilty!"

The man cried and screamed, hoarse.

His thinking is indeed correct, when he pleads guilty and obeys the law, he will no longer be entangled by the train, until the moment of his death comes, the train will appear again, taking his soul to hell.

The train licked its paws, and was amused by the reaction of the policeman's frightened emoji.

It can now think about what it can do after revenge.

For example, go eat a bowl of delicious cat biscuits first.

……

Li Ping is an ordinary policeman on patrol. He has been a policeman for nearly eight years, and he considers himself an experienced policeman.

His patrol area is not big, and there are not many things. The biggest case he has experienced before today is burglary. He never thought that one day he would be rushed in by a murderer, hugged him and shouted that I would surrender.

The voice was so loud that his ears rang, and he rushed in and was caught off guard by the bear hug, which almost strangled him to death.

No, you can't think too much about this matter, if you think too much, you will have a psychological shadow.

Because of this matter, Li Ping worked overtime until midnight, sat on the subway home and almost fell asleep, his mind was full of the neurotic self-report of the murderer from crush to murder.

After getting married, Li Ping bought a house in Huaihu New Village, with a two-bedroom, one-living room loan for 20 years. It was a bit far to commute to and from get off work, but it would be convenient for the children to go to school in the future.

Recently, the community was repairing pipelines, digging ditches everywhere, and two more street lights on the way home were broken. Li Ping turned on the light on his mobile phone and carefully walked around the holes in the ground.

The time display on the mobile phone was almost one o'clock in the morning, and everything was silent in the middle of the night, and even the slightest movement was particularly obvious.

Li Ping heard the sound of "creaking and creaking" coming from the dark ravine, and looked through the light of his mobile phone - two mice in the ravine were biting a sparrow, which made his scalp numb.

He knows everything else...

Why is this mouse so big? !

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Bancy: The cats walk around me... [Drooping ears]