The years when I was a husky

Qiu Jinnian didn't have WiFi at home, and he didn't have much traffic, so his phone was silently charged after returning home, so he didn't notice that his phone screen was always on and off, showing that there was an incoming call.

But he was snoring loudly in the room, and Jiang Yunhan was sleeping on his stomach in the living room, so no one noticed that someone was calling on the phone.

The next morning, looking at eight unfamiliar missed calls on his phone, Qiu Jinnian was dumbfounded.

He cautiously called back: "Hello, who are you?"

The squad leader's head is getting big: "Ancestor, me, your squad leader! Didn't you see that the forum was blown up? Can you still sleep until now?!"

Qiu Jinnian carefully digested the amount of information in this sentence, picked up the important ones and asked: "What is a forum?"

Squad Leader: "..."

Class monitor: "It's just a platform for heterosexual friends. That's not the point. The point is that several classmates said that your dog is not right. They said that the Italian cannon is not Erha, but a wolf!"

Jiang Yunhan, who was originally a wolf, listened to this sentence [-]% with his ears open.

Wan Duzi, who has just escaped the coveting of the boss, is about to reveal his true identity here again.

The squad leader babbled over there, Qiu Jinnian didn't understand much, but Jiang Yunhan understood [-]% of it.

This post has gone viral, with buildings of more than 500 floors built, and the issue of whether Italian cannons are wolves or dogs has been torn up.

But generally speaking, those who insist that the Italian cannon is a dog do not have an advantage, because no matter what, all of Jiang Yunhan's actions make it difficult for others to believe that he is Erha.

Jiang Yunhan sighed deeply, finally... Are you going to use my trump card?

As we all know, erha-demolish the house, commit crimes, let go.

In order to prove that he is Erha, Jiang Yunhan must at least be one of them.

It's fine to demolish the house, Qiu Jinnian's house is completely bare, there is nothing for him to demolish, and he is reluctant.

It's even worse to let go, he doesn't want to be a stray dog ​​looking through the trash can.

After comprehensive consideration, well, then commit two crimes.

Jiang Yunhan remembered that Qiu Jinnian's family had a large bag of unused cat litter.

Jiang Yunhan has an adopted younger brother named Ji Lanyan.He was severely malnourished when he was a child, and he couldn't change his shape until he was two or three years old, and he has been living in the form of a fox.

This child is sensible, and tried to use the flush toilet when he came back, but because it was too small, it slipped down when he used it once, and he couldn't climb up after swimming in the toilet for a long time, which frightened Jiang's father and mother, and hurriedly bought it for the child. cat litter.

So the young Jiang Yunhan remembers very clearly that there is a kind of cat litter that is made of bean curd dregs, which is an environmentally friendly cat litter. From the perspective of 'ingredients', it is edible.

Jiang Yunhan remembered that Qiu Jinnian hid the large bag of unused cat litter behind the refrigerator because he didn't need it.

Sure enough, Jiang Yunhan bit out a large bag of cat litter from behind, and he looked at the words on it seriously - peach-flavored tofu environmental protection sand.

Well, strictly speaking, this taste is pretty good.

So Jiang Yunhan opened it quickly, his teeth are much longer than the husky's, and it can only be faster to take it apart.

Jiang Yunhan looked down at the pink cat litter, sighed, closed his eyes, and started to eat.

Fuck... so good...

The bean curd sand quickly formed a ball in Jiang Yunhan's mouth, absorbing all the moisture in his mouth in an instant.

That feeling is like being sucked dry by a giant peach demon...

Jiang Yunhan had no choice but to continue eating. After he insisted on eating a few more mouthfuls, he couldn't take it anymore. The food was too dry, and he felt that he was sucked dry from the inside out.

He turned his head and ran to his food box, drank a few mouthfuls of water.

The bean curd sand in the stomach swelled with water and gradually fluffed up.

As a result, Jiang Yunhan's belly... became bigger as far as he could see with the naked eye.

Grass.

Jiang Yunhan hurried to the outside room, Qiu Jinnian was still explaining to the squad leader that the Italian cannon was a dog and not a wolf, and his temper was much better than that of the red wolf, etc., when he saw Jiang Yunhan swaying towards him, then leaned over and fell to the ground on the ground.

Qiu Jinnian immediately said pleasantly: "Squad leader! Italian Cannon is pregnant!"

Monitor: "What??? Isn't he a male dog?"

Qiu Jinnian replied blankly: "...that's right."

Then Qiu Jinnian immediately came back to his senses: "Then why did his belly suddenly become so big!?"

A word from the squad leader reminded Qiu Jinnian: "Could it be that something was spoiled?"

Qiu Jinnian hurriedly looked for it with his mobile phone, only to find that the cat litter bag behind the refrigerator was open.Not only did it open, but a large pile of half-gnawed wet cat litter was scattered on the ground.

Qiu Jinnian instantly realized what happened: "Italian Cannon!! You actually ate the cat litter!!!"

The monitor on the other end of the phone was so frightened by this sentence that he almost died on the spot. She hurriedly comforted Qiu Jinnian: "I will ask you for leave. You don't have to come to this morning's class. You should take him to see a doctor."

Qiu Jinnian hung up the phone in a hurry, but luckily he didn't lose his mind.

He also remembers hastily filming a proof video.

Jiang Yunhan breathed a sigh of relief, he wasn't too stupid, otherwise he might have to eat it again :)

Not long after the squad leader hung up the phone, he received a QQ message from Qiu Jinnian.She turned on the phone and saw that it was a very short VCR.

Qiu Jinnian patted the Italian cannon with a crying voice, and said quickly: "He ate half a bag of cat litter today, I want to take him to the hospital quickly, I really didn't know he likes to eat cat litter..."

The squad leader posted this video to his own space, then captured the most important shots and posted them to the forum, and posted a link in the high-rise post to guide the way. Sure enough, he was uploaded in a short while.

[This Erha is too pure, I'll go, go to the hospital quickly, how much did you eat with such a big belly! 】

[Husky stone hammer, I don't know what kind of dog can rush to eat cat litter, isn't this... stink? 】

[Hope the cat litter is okay [put your hands together]. 】

【Old Hope Project...】

The doctor here was instructing his staff to carry things, and was startled by the sudden movement.

It's hard to believe that Qiu Jinnian, who couldn't even pass the physical test, rushed in from the door with a huge adult wolf in his arms.

"Doctor, look at him! He ate a lot of cat litter! Please save him!"

"Calm down and don't worry." The doctor was also dumbfounded, isn't this guy a wolf demon?He was so smart when he was a child, but why is he so naive when he grows up...

The doctor opened Jiang Yunhan's mouth: "What cat litter did he eat?"

Qiu Jinnian hugged the phone, very anxious: "It's the bean curd that Mi/Mi used."

"Are you sure it's tofu sand? That's fine."

The doctor pressed Jiang Yunhan's stomach again, it wasn't too hard: "I didn't eat much, it's tofu sand again, so it's not a big problem. If you are worried, I can take another film for you, but it may be more expensive... ..."

"I shoot."

Qiu Jinnian didn't hesitate at all, he put his mobile phone on the table: "I have saved all the money from working for the past few months, let's shoot, I can feel at ease watching the film."

Jiang Yunhan felt pain for Qiu Jinnian when he heard the number reported by the doctor.No, you must change the method next time. This second method is too expensive.

After a set of procedures, there is no major problem. The only sequelae are: "The poop it has pooped these days... If there is no accident, it should be the same as cat litter, and it is pink."

Jiang Yunhan: ...Next time, let's do it in a different way, this is so stupid.

Qiu Jinnian took the film and brought Jiang Yunhan back home.

He held Jiang Yunhan's face and said seriously: "Father only has you as a son, so he will definitely try his best to save you. If you spend hundreds of gold ingots like this, remember, from today onwards, you are no longer Italian cannon, you are an Italian gold-encrusted cannon! When you grow up, you must repay your father wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

After holding the dog and pretending to cry, and squeezed out a few crocodile tears, Qiu Jinnian went to the boss to ask for leave, saying that he couldn't go at noon, and sent Jiang Yunhan's video to the monitor.

"Qiu Zai Zai: I went to see the doctor, and I'm fine, thank you monitor."

The squad leader is sorting out the class forms, one with two big heads, and plans to return later after seeing the news.But then, Qiu Jinnian sent another message.

"Qiu Zai Zai: Can I trouble you to send these videos to the friend zone?"

The squad leader directly sent a link, and then there was a neat voice: "This is a forum link, the account password is your student ID number, and you have registered to post it yourself. There are many people waiting to suck your Italian Pao, after all, you are the owner of the dog, so it's not appropriate for me to post."

Qiu Jinnian thanked him, and registered the forum with his own traffic. There were many forums in a mess, and Qiu Jinnian couldn't understand it, so he just chose a cute pet area and entered.

[Italian Cannon's father: He didn't eat too much, he took a picture and he's fine, thank you for your concern. 】

[! ! !Is this Erha's own father? 】

[Pfft... Italian cannons are okay, so name them ghosts. 】

[My lord, there are still a lot of people who feel that the identity of the Italian cannon is wrong. If you want, you can go to station C to post some clarification videos, or your daily interactions. Little money. 】

[Upstairs, you just want to suck!Talking so full of benevolence and morality, tsk tsk tsk, take me one [sour]? 】

Looking at these replies, Qiu Jinnian keenly grasped the word 'money'.

"Italian Cannon, do you know what station C is?" Qiu Jinnian rubbed Jiang Yunhan's head, "They said they could post our interactive videos online and make a lot of money."

Coincidentally, he really knows that Ji Lanyan holds his mobile phone and watches the videos on it every day when he is not doing business.

"We don't have internet at home. When we go to Liuweizhai tomorrow, we can use the WiFi of the boss's house to check what Station C is." Qiu Jinnian stood up energetically, "After all, Dad wants to support you!"

The next day, Qiu Jinnian carefully looked up the relevant information after finishing the work, and understood that if you just want to make rough videos, a mobile phone is enough, and if you have higher requirements for post-production, you need a computer to cut the video.

It's not difficult, and when Qiu Jinnian was a freshman, his grandfather specially bought him a pretty good computer.

In this way, the financial burden of the family can be slightly reduced, and it can also make the school students realize more clearly that the Italian cannon is indeed a erha.

At this time, Qiu Jinnian couldn't imagine that he could finally support himself with this side job, and he did quite well.

The author has something to say:

Cough cough, station B has a hardcore cute pet area up, Tim X Du, he really tried cat litter...