Your majesty's aesthetic is poisonous

"Congratulations to all of you who have passed the re-election and can enter the palace to officially become a show girl, but this is the real beginning. Before you can officially enter the palace examination and let the emperor personally choose a concubine, you all have to go through a series of inspections... ..." An aunt about 50 to [-] years old stood on a high platform and was solemnly admonishing all the beautiful women who entered the palace: "From now on, all of you are no longer for yourself, and your purpose is only one, to enrich the harem for the emperor." , to reproduce the descendants of the clan, during this period, you must be cautious in your words and deeds, learn all kinds of etiquette and rules in the palace, until it expires, and then the emperor will personally appoint and canonize..."

Lin Quyang stood in the team of beautiful girls, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, because he didn't dare to say that he was a man.

He raised his forehead secretly, shouldn't draft girls undergo a series of physical examinations first?Shouldn't you choose a beautiful woman with a dignified appearance and a well-proportioned figure?How could a gentleman like himself, who was disguised as a woman, still stand in this team?Can she still become a show girl who has passed the physical examination so smoothly?

All of this is not all due to the man named Ma Xiang, what the hell is his uncle, he actually mistakenly thought that he was a qualified show girl who wanted to run away, so he insisted on being forced to come here.

Lin Quyang really wanted to tear off his clothes and shouted: I am a man!

But now he has the heart but not the guts.The feudal system of the ancients really meant to kill the head as soon as it was said.

Lin Quyang couldn't help but despise himself, you greedy, lifeless, worthless thing!

You deserve it!

In fact, the reason why he was mistaken for a woman was also due to his own reasons. Lin Quyang's height and frame were flawed. He was only 175, his frame was much smaller than that of ordinary men, and his figure was also thin, so in order to make himself More masculine, he just practiced fighting...

But in the end... oh...

Lin Quyang stabilized his emotions, tilted his head slightly, and looked at the beautiful girls in front of him, all of them were really beautiful and delicious.Couldn't help swallowing, Lin Quyang suppressed the little restlessness in his heart, looked away, and continued to listen to the aunt's chatter.

"The so-called state-owned state law, the palace has palace rules, ladies and gentlemen, you must act according to the rules, don't talk too much, let alone talk nonsense..."

Listening to these words, Lin Quyang felt like he was about to fall asleep...

"Cheng'en is not about looks, it's about getting along with each other. In the future, you will be lucky enough to be chosen by the emperor, and you will be proud to serve him..."

Sleeper? !

When Lin Quyang heard these two words, Lin Quyang was startled suddenly, he couldn't help frowning, his face was dark, and he went to bed, asking me to let a man sleep with another man?

I bother!

Don't be disgusted with me!

Lin Quyang couldn't help but start his brain, fantasizing about himself and that tyrant... Damn, he was so frightened that he tightened his ass, severely suppressed the nausea in his heart, and then raised his eyes to look at the spitting Aunt Fei.

Auntie was still chattering, Lin Quyang was a little dizzy from hunger, and kept running away in the morning, until now he didn't even have time to eat.

Lin Quyang secretly sighed, "Auntie, stop talking, let's arrange dinner for us first."

"Okay, now let's divide you into four courtyards, east, west, north and south, and someone will take you to where you live..."

Hearing this sentence, Lin Quyang finally became happy, and finally he could rest. As for the meal, Lin Quyang raised his eyes slightly and opened his mouth, wanting to ask them whether they care about the meal at night, but he understands his situation at the moment, She is a little show girl, or a show girl in disguise, this is not in a harmonious socialist society, so bear with the hunger.

So, after listening to the aunt rambling for a while, I started to follow people to the place where I lived.

After walking around for a long time, I entered the house. Four girls lived in one room.Not to mention, this room is quite nice, Lin Quyang took a look, what to do, what to say, as a big man, now he only thinks that he is so hungry that he can swallow a cow.

The little eunuch leading the way explained some things, but Lin Quyang didn't listen to a word, he just wanted to eat now.

When the little eunuch finished speaking, he finally couldn't help asking: "Excuse me, do you still take care of the dinner at night?"

The little eunuch was startled, quite helpless, and glanced at Lin Quyang: "Didn't you hear clearly what you said just now? I will pass on the meal later, and after the meal, everyone should go to bed early."

Hearing this, Lin Quyang beamed with joy: "That's great."

After the little eunuch went down, the three little girls chattered away, their eyes were full of curiosity and joy, and they didn't forget to introduce themselves.

Lin Quyang sat on the bench and drank water leisurely. After the three beauties had chosen their respective beds, they all sat on the table and stared at Lin Quyang who was drinking water.

Lin Quyang, who was drinking water, couldn't help but cast a glance at them one by one, thinking about opening his mouth to say something to the beauties.

I heard a beautiful woman smile and say, "Let's get to know each other. I am Zhuang Jing, the daughter of Minister of the Ministry of Officials. How about you?"

Lin Quyang thought for a while, how should he answer?

Calm down for a while, cleared his throat, and asked the other two beauties without answering: "You two will introduce first, and I will be last."

"I am Zhang Yushu, the daughter of the Minister of War." A smiling beauty replied.

"I am Shangguan Lanxin, the daughter of the Minister of the Household Department." Another beautiful woman introduced with a smile.

The three of them looked at Lin Quyang anxiously, waiting for his self-introduction, Lin Quyang had a headache, lowered his head thinking about what to say, and was worrying when he saw the food delivery man coming.

Lin Quyang raised his head and said joyfully, "Hey, the meal is here. Let's eat first, beauties, I'm starving to death."

Three people: "..."

The food was served one by one, Lin Quyang was facing a table full of delicacies, eating very happily, but the three beauties didn't move their chopsticks much, after taking a sip of the soup, he asked curiously: "You three beauties why do not you eat?"

"You have to control your diet, you can't eat too much at night." Shangguan Lanxin replied.

"..." Lin Quyang blushed suddenly, it turned out that women's diet control has been popular since ancient times.

"Eat less, too." Zhuang Jing said.

"That's right, if you don't gain weight, you will be laid off." Zhang Yushu also said.

Lin Quyang showed them a very indifferent smile, and continued to eat fiercely with his head down.If he could really be laid off because of being fat, it would be too much for him.

Not long after the food was served, Lin Quyang asked the little eunuch very puzzled: "There are only six dishes and one soup, so don't you have a bowl of porridge or dessert?"

The little eunuch and the three show girls: "..."

Lin Quyang has always been a person with strong adaptability. Even now that he is disguised as a woman and mixed with beautiful women, he is not too flustered. After eating, drinking and washing, he lies on the bed, calms down and begins to recognize his situation. Then figure out how to escape safely.He even thought about it, if he really couldn't go back to modern times, he would live a good life in this unknown dynasty. Anyway, he is an orphan, with no relatives, no reason, and no worries, it doesn't matter where he takes root.

Lin Quyang turned over, how about running away in the middle of the night?

Alas, forget it, he has been on the run all day today, he is so tired now, he just wants to have a good sleep.So, under the attack of sleepiness, he slowly fell asleep.

The training began on the second day. Although the father-in-law who was in charge of training the show girls was strict, she was not the kind of mean person. It must be because these show girls might be the masters in the future. very easy.

However, the palace rules and etiquette are cumbersome and monotonous. Walking, eating, saluting, kneeling, talking, and even sleeping have to be learned. It is simply impossible for an old man like Lin Quyang to collapse.

Sometimes he couldn't help wondering whether these old antiques were blind?Can't even tell that he is a man disguised as a woman?It's so puzzling...

In fact, during the days when he was a show girl, he established a deep "sister" relationship with the three chicks who lived with him.

He also once asked three chicks, did they feel that they were a little rougher than ordinary girls?

The answers of all three were: Roughness is a bit rough, but to finally pass the re-examination, there must be something extraordinary, not to mention, maybe the emperor likes rougher women.

Ha ha.

Since they said that, Lin Quyang had nothing to say, but he was also glad that the chicks didn't find out that they were men, otherwise they wouldn't have such a stable and peaceful life.

On this day, after dinner, the three chicks invited Lin Quyang to take a bath together.

what?

Lin Quyang couldn't help but had a nosebleed, taking a bath with three beauties, it was so refreshing.

But he has the heart but not the guts. If he takes a bath with them, he will definitely expose his identity as a man.These days, I have already thought of a perfect plan to escape, and I can't fall into the greed of beauty at this moment.What's more, tomorrow is the palace election, which is the day when he is going to run away.

Lin Quyang collected himself and waved his hands: "I'm not full yet, you three go wash first."

Three people: "..."

After the three chicks left, Lin Quyang was also very happy.I really can't bear to look at myself as a woman, but I don't dare to take it off rashly, so I had to take off the wig first, and sat on the edge of the bed in a daze.

Staring at the wig and hair accessories, Lin Quyang let out a long sigh, he is a big man who is so girly all day long, it is really hard to avoid being a pain in the ass.

Smelling the smell of sweat on my body, it seems that I have to take a bath.Wash it up, I'll have a good time tomorrow.The place where he went to take a bath was a big pool in the yard, and that pool was like a modern hot spring, the most important thing was that no one went there, it couldn't be better.

Lin Quyang discovered this pool by accident one night when he couldn't sleep and was wandering around. After observing secretly for several days, he learned that no one came to this bath. The water is very clear and the water temperature is just right. Prepared for myself.

Lin Quyang has gone to the wash several times, and today was the last night in the palace, he decided to take a good soak, took a change of clothes, put on a wig and went out to take a bath.

Standing beside the unknown palace bath, Lin Quyang took off his clothes and wig, and slowly entered the pool.

The moment Lin Quyang completely fell into the bath, he felt so comfortable that he almost swears.

What the hell!

It was so fucking cool.

I can't help but sigh in my heart, the emperor is the emperor, and I don't come to take a bath in this pool for bathing, and I can't raise fish. I am idle every day, and I really have money to burn.

Lin Quyang closed his eyes comfortably. In fact, life in this palace is pretty cool, but no matter how cool it is, he can't stay here. He is a man, and the only man who can live in this palace is the emperor except eunuchs.

Ugh……

Lin Quyang opened his eyes, and was shocked when he saw a man opposite him.

Fuck you, brother, can you say a word, I almost scared me to death!

It was dark and the lights were dim, Lin Quyang couldn't see his face clearly, although he was very angry, he didn't speak.

Lin Quyang noticed that this man was staring at him.

So he calmed down a little, and looked at the man very calmly.

The only one who can come to this bath to bathe generously is...

Just as I was thinking, I heard a voice from beside me: "Your Majesty, the tea you ordered is here."

Emperor, Your Majesty? !

Lin Quyang: "………………………"