818 The president next door and his cat

The daily life of a single husky.

Hello everyone, my name is Erha, and I am an Erha.

In the whole novel, except for a personal monologue at the beginning that leads to the main character, the other descriptions appear as an image of a foolish and brain-dead.

As a supporting role, I am well aware of my role. I am single, have no power, and my master is a coward, and I don’t have an Alaskan Nissan who is so awesome that I can pull a sled. From the above, it can be seen that I have one. Destined not to be the protagonist, I am a man who cannot become the King of Sea Dogs (cross out, male Wang).

I don’t have the combat power of Xiao Hei next door, I don’t have the IQ of the Warring States period next door, I don’t have the ability to speak and curse at Li Bai and Du Fu, and I don’t have Tintin who is diagonally opposite Eunuch Lanhua. run around.

I want to be the protagonist, I really want to be the protagonist.

So, from now on, the title of this book will be changed to "The Erha Next Door to 818 and His Cowardly Owner". According to the routine, I will pair up with my cowardly owner, but I don't want to.

Because I fell in love with a Samoyed from another street, his pure white hair, yuck!Her pure hair made me fascinated. I went to play with her with dog food in my mouth, but every time I was cut off from the door.

I miss her, I miss her so much, today is the first day I miss her, I am fascinated by her.

I rolled over on my cushion, facing the full moon, thinking about the bag of dog biscuits that the black cat had snatched from me.

The bag of dog biscuits was snatched from my mouth just after I opened it. I am very sad. I will not tear the bag, the black cat will.

I admit that the reason why I gave him the pack of dog biscuits was that I was afraid of being beaten, and on the other hand, I hoped that he would give me a piece when he opened the package, after all, I stole it from my house.

It's really inhumane not to separate me, even an animal can't do such a thing.

But that black cat is not a good cat. Not only did he not share with me, but he continued to oppress me. I had no choice but to sit in front of his house with a plate in my mouth every day.

I hope his master, the local tyrant's president, can see something from my anomaly, but every day he only hugs that cat, kisses it, cuddles it and plays with it.

Haha, ignorant humans.

Do you think your little black is something good?Do you think he is a good cat?

you are wrong!He's mixing dog biscuits into your milk every day, every day.

I believe you will thank me when you know the truth, and thank me for giving you tips every day with a plate in my mouth.

On the second day when I fell in love with Samoyed, I especially missed her, thinking of her and being unable to take a nap.

Zhan Guo got out of the cat hole in the community again. He escaped from prison, and I wanted to escape from prison too, but I was too fat to crawl through. Zhan Guo was actually not thin, and he was also fat.

It's just not as fat as the little black next door. The little black next door is now a mess. I despise him very much, but I dare not show it. I'm afraid of being beaten by him.

As a Wang who has been trained as a police dog, I feel that I have the responsibility to protect this community. The cat caves in the Warring States Period are very harmful to the cats and dogs in our community.

It would be a disaster if the little black next door found out, Ben Wang had already vaguely smelled the smell of his president and master's quarrel.

I want the security guard Nissan to come and plug this hole, and I want Ben Wang's reputation to resound through Jinyue.

I squatted at the entrance of the cave and waited for Zhan Guo to come out. The moment Zhan Guo crawled out, I howled to the sky.

I howled for half an hour and no one paid any attention to me, and the security guard Nissan didn't come over. I seemed to be forgotten by the whole world.

My deep and deep cry did not attract Samoyed, but attracted Xiao Hei who was walking in the neighborhood. He wanted to beat me, and he came to the cat cave.

I can only sit on the cat hole, block the cat hole with my upturned butt, and then pretend to be nonchalant, if Xiao Hei finds the cat hole.

He will definitely run away, he will run away, his local rich president master will definitely skewer me and roast me, I don't want to die, so I want to block him.

Who knew that today's black cat didn't beat me up, but instead ran to play with an extremely wretched uncle staring at the messy bird's nest. I felt abandoned by the world.

I choose dog leash.

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Ben Wang can't remember the 130 days (maybe) when I fell in love with that one.

Recently, Ben Wang's brain is not enough, because I recently saw that Samoyed, which I have loved for a long time, and a Teddy have sex.

I'm not happy today, I don't want to go to the small garden.

That black cat seems to be unhappy these days. I haven't seen him for a long time. Of course, if he stays at home unhappy every day, I will be very happy.

But I know this is impossible, because if I have a local rich president master, I will never be unhappy, because my master can build me a Samoyed harem.

However, I don't have the rich president as my master, nor do I have a Samoyed harem.

I choose dog leash.

But I can't take a dog. Today's humiliation reminds me of the teddy I met outside. He doesn't fuck the air, and he has a heroic feeling.

Madan, played fewer times than me and has a higher evaluation than me.

I choose dog leash.

But I'm not reconciled to being a dog, Samoyed, wake up, Teddy's reputation is not as good as mine, why do you want to be with him and give up on me? !

I'm jealous of the nth day of that Teddy named Tarzan.

The black cat next door has been missing for many days, and the local tyrant's president doesn't know where he went.

It took Zhan Guo to go out of the cat hole this time longer than ever before. He might have gone to find Xiao Hei next door, but he probably didn't find it.

I also tried to lose weight and drill Sengoku's cat hole.

But in the past few days, every time he went out, he would block the entrance of the cave. We couldn't get out, so we could only squat at the entrance of the cave with Lanhua and wait for him every day.

When it was getting dark, the Warring States had just returned, and his hair was still wet. I wanted to ask him if he had fallen into the river.

But cats and dogs don't understand the language, and he beats me every time I wag my tail at him.

I choose dog leash.

The n1th day that the black cat disappeared.

I squatted on my mat to sleep in the morning, and I seemed to be vaguely aware of something wrong.

I vaguely felt the black cat return, and then began to lament my own fate again.

It’s great to have a CEO owner. If I get lost, I can be found. If I get lost, my cowardly owner will let me fend for myself, and then go and raise a short-legged corgi .

After squatting at the door and crying for ten seconds, I decided to go to Xiao Hei next door to ask for my dog ​​biscuits. Take a sip.

When I put the plate at the door of the president's house, the president opened the door for me.

Ben Dawang has a big face, the president opened the door for me personally, and even served me with dog food, the president's master is good, I want to abandon my cowardly master.

I'm sorry, master, I don't love you anymore, goodbye.

After I was full, I continued to look for Xiao Hei next door.

I was shocked.

It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they are not allowed to become elites.

I choose dog leash.

The nth day when Ben Wang was oppressed by the cat demon next door.

I finally had another nightmare.

Next door next door next door, Ben Wang couldn't count how many crispy noodles came from next door.

He not only rinsed Ben Wang's dog food, but also rinsed the opposite door Li Bai and Du Fu, and the diagonally opposite door orchid.

I'm very angry, and I actually saw a white cat coming next door today.

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Ever since I was dumped by that Samoyed, I have rejected any white species. I squatted at the door and watched that lump of white hair lying on the black cat that was not allowed to become sperm after the founding of the People’s Republic of China. It feels like the domineering president that the whole world is mine.

Ben Wang guarantees with his conscience, little bitch, when my rich boss comes back, you will be skewered and barbecued.

The nth day of the little black next door and his master, the beast.

My dog ​​eyes were blinded again today.

The n1st day of the little black next door and his master beast.

Ben Wang's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded, please call Dog Biscuit if you have anything to do.

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It's the nth day that Xiao Hei next door and his master are on hand.

I don't know what to say anymore, so let this unnutritious side story end.