Naruto's teasing world

Chapter 33

Because Kado's property was confiscated from the national treasury, Imini sadly counted on those traitorous head bonuses to live, so their return to Konoha was delayed a lot. They were originally a team of Genin, even if they returned to the village at this time He also took on some unprofitable jobs such as pulling weeds for the owner’s family and feeding cattle for the west’s family. Imini disdained these jobs very much. In this regard, his elder brother Ilmi was not well educated, and the grassroots work was also very poor. important!

"Mr. Kakashi, when are we going back to Konoha?" Naruto, who missed Ichiraku Ramen very much, asked tearfully. He was really squeezed enough these two days, not only to share.Part of the manpower was used to clean up the battlefield, count the bounty corpses, and help Uncle Dazna build a bridge. The worst thing was that Brother Yimini would stare at him fiercely every time, either because he used his points.Body art, I don't know why Brother Imini hates such advanced ninjutsu so much...

"Ah, this, it's not sure yet," Kakashi said to Naruto, "Your brother Imini has to go to the money exchange to get these bounties to compensate for his losses!" The things in Kado are over Afterwards, Kakashi wrote a letter to Hokage-sama, reporting to him the embarrassing things that happened in the land of waves, and also asked for instructions about staying outside for a period of time. Based on this, Hokage-sama's answer was to protect the child Guys, come back before the Chunin exam, and let Imini make enough money outside before coming back!Konoha couldn't bear his crazy sweep...

Kakashi looks at the sky, it's good to be able to relax outside once in a while, leisure...impossible!

In fact, there are not many ninjas with bounties, at least there are not many ninjas that Kado invited, and there are only a dozen who can be picked by Yimini, so after learning about the bounty that will not be cut Afterwards, Yimini collapsed again, and these people didn't kill more than one person. These useless scumbags!

"Kakashi, here, these few, seal them up", something is better than nothing, Imini gave orders, as if he was already the leader of Konoha's seventh team.

"Okay, okay", Kakashi silently followed Imini's instructions, and sealed those useful corpses in the scroll. Imini didn't want to carry them by himself. As expected, it will still be disgusting, especially when it rots, it will have a strange smell.

"Ms. Kakashi has been completely reduced to a worker." Sakura said to Sasuke with lingering fear. Fortunately, she was assigned to help Dazna build the bridge.

"Yeah," Sasuke said calmly, "Ms. Kakashi has been our labor force since before." Note, Sasuke is talking about us, himself and Imini, in Sasuke's subconscious Rikakashi has long been enslaved by Imini. When he was still at home, he often saw Kakashi busy...

"But having said that, Kakashi-sensei's cooking is not as good as Imini's cooking..." After finishing speaking, the 0.0 Sakura with such an expression on her face went to help.

With Naruto's Thousand Shadows.As a result, the bridge of Naruto was built. Both the shape and the speed of building the bridge are amazing. Therefore, Dazna and the people of Naruto decided to name the bridge Naruto Bridge in memory of Naruto's contribution. ...that's why our protagonist, Naruto-san, became famous for the first time.But Imini was very unhappy. He originally wanted to engrave his own marketing business on the bridge, but was stopped by Kakashi and Sasuke. Passed by him...

It's not because everyone is jealous that Imini can be famous, so they jointly suppress his business, but when you are crossing the bridge, when you see the words "Murder and set fire, revenge, please choose to beat the enemy", it will be very scary, for In order to reduce traffic accidents on the bridge, everyone reluctantly rejected the request of their benefactor-Imini.

"Thank you for your care these days," Kakashi said goodbye to the Dazna family, "We are going back, and I hope we can meet again when we have missions next time!"

"Definitely." Dazna was a little embarrassed, after all, he paid for the C-level mission and applied for the A-level mission this time, and felt a little guilty for Kakashi and the others, Dazna.

"Uncle, goodbye!" After saying goodbye to Dazna, several people walked on the road to the money exchange...

Eh?I'm not wrong, they want to change the route, first accompany Imini to exchange money and then meet Konoha, Hokage-sama told me to let Imini earn enough money to come back, although everyone thinks that unless there are gold coins from the sky Otherwise, the day when Imini made enough money would never come.

Even ninjas need to rest, even money lovers like to enjoy it, and even pets miss hot springs. After a long day's journey, Konoha Class [-] is reimbursed by Kakashi today for the accommodation fee. Overnight in a comfortable hot spring hotel...

"Ah, I'm so full." Naruto stretched his waist and rolled around on the comfortable tatami. "Ah, Mr. Kakashi, thank you for your hospitality."

"Ha...it's okay, just be happy." Touching his wallet, Kakashi's face was full of tears...

Outdoors, the hot air from the open-air hot spring is steaming everywhere. The closer you get to the bath, the more refreshing and unique the atmosphere from the hot spring can be felt. Coupled with the exquisite bonsai decorations around, it seems that people have come to a fairyland on earth. , Sakura took the bathing tool and went to the female bath and said to Kakashi, "It's a great hot spring, Mr. Kakashi, thank you very much, you are such a good teacher..."

"That's it, don't worry about it, as long as you are happy", Kakashi touched his wallet again, and his face was full of insider again...

Sasuke, don't give any comments.

It was late at night, and after everyone fell asleep, Imini walked to the hot spring alone, wanting to enjoy it alone. This is not Imini being hypocritical, but you know that the Hakka family who beat the enemy is a wealthy family after all, and they live in Uchi The oversized single bathroom can also be used after the Bo mansion, so the well-bred Imini is not used to taking a bath with others, except of course Elmi.

"It's really comfortable..." Yimini, who was floating in the water, sighed. The facilities in the hot spring club are better. Although Konoha also has places to soak in hot springs, they are not as good as here. "Sure enough, people still want to enjoy Yes, don’t you think so, Simao?”

"Meow~~~" Soaked in the water, Simao called out softly, it was really comfortable, he didn't have the opportunity to soak in the hot spring in his previous life, but now it's good to have the opportunity, he also recognized it when he was dressed as a cat!Si Mao's idea is very simple. It's not a big deal to wear clothes, and it's not a big deal to become a cat. The most important thing is to save his life. He doesn't believe that as long as he travels through time, he can become the protagonist, so he doesn't expect a certain princess or The prince came to give him a kiss or something to transform him into a human form, and then live a happy life with a certain princess or prince... (This child is young and has read too many fairy tales...)

"Who is it?" Yimini looked at the figure on the roof vigilantly, and threw out a few thousand copies placed on the shore to hit the sneaky figure accurately.

"Hey!" A white-haired uncle was forced to jump down, saw Yimini and quickly explained, "Little brother, I am not peeking at you, although you are in good shape, but I am a cute BG, You have to believe me, I’m just here for writing, maybe you don’t know it yet, I’m a great writer, look, this is my work!” A certain white-haired long-haired man who was busy explaining was eager to get out of his work Shown.

"Are you peeking at me?" Imini came up, put on a towel, took the book and asked, "Did you pay?"

"Huh?" Uncle Baimao thought for a while and had an epiphany, "Can I just pay you to watch it?" It's not too bad to pay for the material.

"No." Yimini said calmly, "If you pay me, I won't kill you. If you don't pay, I will kill you. My elder brother said that the photo of us beating the enemy Hakka is worth [-] million I'm a nun, now you've seen me all and you should pay for it!" There is no need to be a nun in this world, Yimini knew it a long time ago, but the value of beating an enemy will not change no matter where it is!

"Ah, is that so..." Uncle Baimao said with some guilt, "Let me introduce myself. I am Mr. Jiraiya, a popular writer. In fact, I have taken a fancy to you. Do you want to be the hero in my article? I It can be shared with you as a material usage fee!"

Zilaiya... Imini looked at the book "Intimate Heaven" in his hand, and then looked at the sincere person in front of him. This person's name is so familiar... He is... "You are Zilaiye? So it turns out that Intimate Heaven Are you the author?" Yimini, who suddenly remembered it, shouted loudly, which startled Zai Lai.

"Huh..." Zilai also patted his clothes, and said happily, "So you are also my book fan, what a fate, I didn't expect you to understand such profound books at your age, it's hard for you!"

Imini shook his head, "No, my Kakashi likes your book, even put your book in the ninja bag, so I have read your book, although the plot is very good, but there is a fatal Defects!"

"What?" Regardless of whether Kakashi belonged to the Imini family, Jiraiya's dignity as a writer burst out, "What's wrong with my book?"

"Well, the flaw is that there is not a single illustration in the whole book!" The triumphant Imini wanted to ask this question a long time ago, how could such a fierce novel have no illustrations?If there are illustrations, the readers will be even more excited!

"Enen, you're right!" Zilai also agreed, but at the same time he was in trouble, "But I can't find a suitable illustrator. Although my novels are popular, after all... Hehe, those who pretend to be noble Some painters don’t bother to help me illustrate, cut, I think I’m not willing to let them who don’t understand art paint!”

"That's it." Yimini folded his arms and said to Zilai, "If you don't mind, I can help you, but you have to share the cost of publishing the book with me. Let's split it four to six, you six ,How about it?"

"A lot!" Ji Lai also frowned, "Up to three seven."

"Let me think about it, what did Hokage-sama say?" Imini pretended, "Ah, I remembered, he has an apprentice named Jiraiya. By the way, Konoha has rules. When Mr. Jiraiya, who has long white hair, brought back Konoha’s ordinances, Mr. Hokage has been looking for a successor these years..."

"Wow, four or six is ​​four or six." Zilai also immediately interrupted Yimini, "Okay, it's settled like this..."

"Let me just say, I have already included the fee for you to peek at me, and there can be no less!" Yimini was happy, and he made extra money, "My painting skills are very good, and I can afford it." The first-class bounty for the sketch contest of the Republic of Batocia!" Imini is very proud that another specialty of his has come in handy, and it would be great to learn one more skill these years!

Jilai also looked at Imini's swearing look, and it was a little difficult to speak, until Imini realized that the atmosphere was not right and asked, "Uncle Jiraiya, what's wrong with you? Do you have any dissatisfaction with me?"

"Ah, no!" asked the hesitant famous writer, "My books are books that describe the essence of the adult world. Although you are so young and have good taste, you can understand my books, but the illustrations of my subject matter may not be good. Control, you know, the adult world, well, always..."

"I know!" Imini clenched his fists, "Don't worry, uncle, I was at home watching late-night TV with my brothers and younger brothers when I was nine years old. Although I haven't practiced those things, I still very much understand!"

Jiraiya held his forehead, he never thought that children nowadays are so open-minded, and they understand such restricted things. Sure enough, the times have changed, and I am gradually getting out of the times...

"Boy, what's your name?" Ji Lai also asked, saying that he didn't know the other party's name for a long time, what a failure...

"Oh, my name is Imini? Beat the enemy. I am currently a team member of Konoha's seventh class Kakashi class. Well, I am the deputy captain. I have many part-time jobs, such as..." A series of introductions I also understand Looking at Imini's situation, it turns out that this is Konoha's money-obsessed Shinobi who debuted in recent years. It is different from what I imagined. Apart from being greedy for money, he is also a very tasteful kid!

"I will go back to Konoha during the Chunin exam, and I will leave the illustrations to you!" Jiraiya smiled, "As for the limit level of the illustrations, I will leave it to you to decide, it is best It’s good to make people look passionate!”

"No problem!" Yimini promised, "I promise to complete the mission. Please pay a deposit when you know Konoha, otherwise I won't submit the manuscript!"

"Okay", it really is a cautious money fan...

After Jiraiya left, Imini went back to take a bath in the bathtub, Simao beside him seemed to be in a state of excitement all the time, wow, he is one of the three ninjas, Mr. Jiraiya, and he saw the plot outside the plot again Characters, as expected, Imini-sama is the protagonist, let’s do the math, I will definitely see more characters in the future, maybe even the true face of the mysterious Uchiha Madara, this is the benefit of the protagonist of the fan, Lord Imini, I swear to the death that I will never leave you!

Seeing Si Mao rolling on the towel non-stop, Imini wondered worriedly, did Kakashi feed it something bad, which made Si Mao get sick?No, if something happened to Si Mao, he would definitely lose money!

The next day

Yawning Kakashi went to the dining room for breakfast after waking up the others, and found that Imini was already waiting there, "Good morning, Imini..."

"Morning, Kakashi" Imini replied, it's a pity, Simao is fine, I can't ask Kakashi for compensation, although this matter is dirty, but there is still something that can hit a decadent card, "Ka Cassie, I met your idol yesterday..."

"Idol?"

"Yeah, that's the author of the book Kissing Heaven." Imini said maliciously, "He's such a funny guy, and he promised me to give me a new book that I'm about to publish soon!"

"It's really Jiraiya-sama." Kakashi was excited, "Did he say when the new book will be released, and I want to read it!"

"I don't know about that... By the way, aren't you jealous that I talked to your idol?" Seeing Kakashi's excited look, Imini was a little depressed.

"Ah? Oh, I have also met Jiraiya-sama, he is my master's master, well, we are a master-student relationship for three generations," Kakashi introduced.

"Is that so..." That's it, Yimini suddenly felt that Konoha's nepotism really cares a lot, why does Mao himself have a little connection with everyone he meets?

The author has something to say: Correct the typo...