Your mother forced you to have a blind date with a man, what should you do?

Zhang Yang, who was sitting in the corner, finished sending the last road map on his phone, but he didn't see any reply from Zhang's mother. Zhang Yang guessed that Zhang's mother was either angry and didn't want to talk to him, or she was asleep.

Of course, the second possibility is more beneficial to me.Thinking of this, Zhang Yang decided to do it for a while longer, and when Zhang's mother fell asleep and went home, it was a big deal, and Zhang's mother's anger would disappear in the morning.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang calmly ignored the cleaning aunt who had deliberately walked past him three times.He continued to sit down cheekily.

Sitting there until about 10 o'clock in the evening, there was no one customer in the restaurant, and the waiter stood in front of Zhang Yang clearly and told him that the store was going to close.It's not good for Zhang Yang to continue sitting down.

He walked slowly towards the door, and as soon as he went out, he was blown away by the wind. It's autumn now, and the night is still a bit cold after all.

Zhang Yang tightened the clothes he was wearing, thinking to himself, the guests at home should leave after ten o'clock.

Thinking of this, Zhang Yang carefully held the key, and opened the door little by little. Unexpectedly, just opening the door a little, Zhang Yang knew it was over.

Because the light in the living room is still on.Zhang's mother is the most particular about the termination of the contract. As long as she goes to bed, she will turn off all useless lights.Zhang Yang trembled, but the strength of his hands was not well grasped, the door was already pulled open, sitting on the sofa with an angry face, Zhang Yang saw Zhang Yang standing in the shadow at a glance, Zhang Yang couldn't even run even if he wanted to up.

Zhang Yang forced a smile, closed the door, changed into slippers calmly, and walked towards Mama Zhang, "Mom, you're still asleep."

"If you don't come back, how dare I sleep." Zhang's mother said in a bad tone.

It seems that he is really angry, Zhang Yang thought so, and leaned awkwardly beside Zhang's mother.She called out "Mom" kindly.

"Don't call me mom, I'm not your mother, your mother is dead." Zhang's mother moved her position and said a few words directly.

Seeing that Zhang's mother was a little further away from him, Zhang Yang was afraid that she would get angry and get sick, so he moved forward, not even caring to put down his backpack, and persuaded softly, "How can it be, my mother is young and Beautiful, I'm dead, you can live 100 years."

Zhang Yang didn't use this trick once or twice, Zhang's mother obviously had some immunity, "Go, go, just stay there. Leave me alone, I'm annoying!"

"Okay, then I'll go back to the house first." Zhang Yang listened to Mama Zhang's mantra, and immediately wanted to escape from this place of right and wrong, but just as he stood up, Mama Zhang stopped him.

"Stop, where are you going?"

"Aren't you annoyed? I'll go back to my room first so as not to annoy you." Zhang Yang said sarcastically.

"Sit down." Zhang's mother was a little annoyed by Zhang Yang's words.

Hearing Mama Zhang's unkind tone, Zhang Yang had no choice but to sit down.

"Tell me about you! You want to piss me off."

Zhang Yang listened to this line that is often seen in dog blood TV series, and only shook his head. It seems that his mother has really been a little free recently, and she has been watching TV series a lot.

"Come, come." Seeing that Zhang Yang didn't respond, Zhang's mother pulled his arm and made him look at her. "Tell me, tell me what you are looking for, and Mom will definitely find it for you."

Zhang Yang rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly, "It's not like you can find something like this, you can find it."

"Then you have to look for it. If you don't look for it, you won't find it."

"How do you know I didn't look for it? Didn't I find it slowly?" Zhang Yang said perfunctorily.

"You looked for it? I brought one back and I'll take a look." Mama Zhang directly dismantled Zhang Yang's desk.

"Oh, mom, why don't you be in a hurry?" Zhang Yang collapsed on the sofa when he saw Zhang's mother brought up the old topic again, and he didn't even want to coax Zhang's mother.

"Why can't I be anxious? The current society is so chaotic. I saw in the news a few days ago that people were still taking drugs." As soon as Zhang's mother mentioned this matter, she couldn't stop talking, and whispered in Zhang Yang's ear. He talked for a long time.

Zhang Yang finally couldn't help it anymore, "Mom, I'm sleepy, I'm going to bed first." Then he walked quickly towards his room.

Zhang's mother was stunned by Zhang Yang's behavior, and suddenly thought of "wait." She stepped forward and was about to hold Zhang Yang.

How dare Zhang Yang stay here at this time, he fled the living room as if flying, and rushed into his room.From a distance, I heard Zhang's mother yelling something about her nephew.He knew that he was talking about someone he wanted to introduce to him, so he didn't dare to make a sound, he closed the door without turning on the light, dropped his satchel, and threw himself face down on his bed.

Unexpectedly, what Zhang Yang's face touched was not his soft mattress, but something hard.

When Zhang Yang's brain reacted and his nose hit a hard object, a scream exploded in his ears. The scream was so tragic that Zhang Yang couldn't even feel it for a while. Pain in my own nose.

Accompanied by Zhang Yang's bewilderment and non-stop screaming, Zhang's mother has already chased after him, pushed open the door, and turned on the light switch.

Seeing that the light finally stood firm, Zhang Yang realized that there was a girl with short hair sleeping on his bed.

"Tell you to wait a while, but you won't listen!" Zhang's mother rushed directly to the bed, took the girl's hand, looked around, saw that he was fine, comforted him repeatedly, then turned around and yelled at Zhang Yang.

Unexpectedly, just after the first sentence was spoken, Zhang's mother was stunned.Because at this time Zhang Yang was standing aside foolishly with blood on his face, looking at the girl lying on his bed.

After all, it was the flesh that fell from her body. Seeing Zhang Yang's nosebleeds kept coming, Zhang's mother finally began to care about her child.

The two were in a hurry for a while. First, Zhang Yang took two balls of tissues and blocked his nose. Zhang's mother kept saying no, and insisted on pulling Zhang Yang to wash away the nosebleed.After washing his nose, Zhang Yang raised his head and wanted to control the nosebleed, but was slapped by Zhang's mother. Zhang Yang's head was pressed into the sink, and cold water was directly poured into the back of his neck.

After the two of them finished their busy work, Zhang Yang's clothes were completely soaked.The three people under the same roof gathered together in the living room.

While helping Zhang Yang wipe his neck with a towel, Zhang's mother complained to Zhang Yang in a low voice.

On the other hand, Zhang Yang was embarrassed and did not dare to look at the third person in the room.

Despite this, the girl sitting on the sofa is still very reserved.

Perhaps it was Zhang Yang who sensed the girl's embarrassment, and carefully pushed Mama Zhang's arm to gesture in the direction of the girl, and Mama Zhang reacted.

"Ah, Xiaoyi, are you alright?"

"Ah, Auntie, I'm fine." Xiaoyi replied softly.

"...Brother, are you alright?" Xiao Yi's voice was small and vague, and the vague publicity was barely audible, so she couldn't help but glanced at him sideways.

Xiaoyi seemed to sense that Zhang Yang was looking at him, and her back stiffened uncomfortably.Zhang Yang didn't dare to look at it any more, Zhang Yang pretended to cough and then lowered his head to stare at his fingers without looking up again.

Mother Zhang also realized that the current situation is really inappropriate to continue chatting. Seeing that Zhang Yang was fine for the time being, she stood up and took Xiaoyi's arm, "Xiaoyi, it's okay. I'm here, you go to bed first." Bar."

"Auntie, I..." Xiaoyi wanted to say something, but was stopped by Zhang's mother.Pushing him into Zhang Yang's bedroom, the two closed the door, Zhang's mother comforted Xiao Yi for a long time.just came out.

In the living room, Zhang Yang was really bored sitting alone on the sofa. He couldn't find a good program after pressing the remote control. In a fit of anger, he directly dropped the remote control. He ran to the refrigerator to get an ice cream by himself. Dig and eat with a spoon.After a box of ice cream had run out, Mama Zhang finally came out.

As soon as Zhang's mother came out, she saw Zhang Yang eating the ice cream, and immediately became anxious, "What ice cream, you just had a nosebleed, be careful to stimulate your blood vessels."

"Oh, it's okay," Zhang Yang said nonchalantly, "Eat cold, and the slow nosebleed will stop."

Mama Zhang glared at Zhang Yang, seeing that a box of ice cream was almost enough to eat, so she had no choice but to let him go.

Zhang Yang ate the ice cream with a smile, scraped off the bottom with two spoons, and sat next to Mother Zhang with the spoon in his mouth.

"What's the situation?" Zhang Yang asked with some doubts.

"What's the situation?" Mother Zhang still didn't understand Zhang Yang's new words.

"That." Zhang Yang raised his chin towards his room. "Mom, that's your colleague's daughter? Why haven't I seen it before?" When Zhang's mother introduced Zhang Yang's girlfriend a few years ago, Zhang Yang can be regarded as introducing all the girls that Zhang's mother knew. Well, Zhang Yang just thought about it for a long time today and didn't remember it. It was probably the first time he saw it.What's more, Zhang's mother introduced a man to herself the first two times, why did she turn back into a woman again?

"What girl, that's a boy. It's the nephew of my classmate's family I told you about." Zhang's mother suddenly brought up the topic, and continued talking, completely ignoring Zhang Yang who had already petrified.

"A man?!" After a while, Zhang Yang finally gave a response.

Unexpectedly, she was directly slapped on the sofa by Zhang's mother.

"Keep down, she's sleeping!" said Zhang's mother.

After being slapped by Zhang's mother, Zhang Yang was still a little dazed. After reacting for a while, he suddenly thought of a serious problem.

"Mom, is he staying at our house?" Zhang Yang asked in a low voice.

"Yes, I'll just live in our house, probably for a few days." Mother Zhang replied.

"Then where do I live?" Zhang Yang asked subconsciously.

"You also said, I told you to come back early, come back early, but you just didn't listen. If you came back earlier, would you go back to the house you live in now?" Zhang's mother was suddenly aroused by Zhang Yang, and kept talking Count him down.

Zhang Yang had a good face, what you said was right, but in the end, he only got a blanket, a pillow, and a sofa under his butt.

After all, it was late at night, and Zhang's mother explained a few words and went to bed.Zhang Yang was left alone in the sofa living room to sort out his thoughts.

Zhang Yang, who slept in the company during the day, couldn't sleep even at home.

He began to recall the news about this little wing that he had just received from Zhang's mother.

Zhang's mother gave a brief introduction, and Zhang Yang only listened to the general idea when he was confused.

It turned out that Xiaoyi's full name was Xu Jiayi. Although he had bobo hair and looked a little delicate, he was still a boy.A boy who just entered the sophomore year.

And the reason why Xu Jiayi decided to come to Zhang Yang's house was because Xu Jiayi was also gay, and Xu Jiayi's mother just found out about it a few days ago.

According to Zhang's mother, she was afraid that Xu's mother would be too excited and do something irreversible, so she sent Xu Jiayi out first and let Zhang's mother take care of her for two days.

Zhang Yang felt very upset when he heard this. He was afraid that Xu's mother would be too excited when he found out that his son was gay. Why did no one think that the person who was discovered would be too excited and accidentally commit suicide or something?

Zhang Yang was thinking wildly here, and at the same time, Xu Jiayi, who was lying in Zhang Yang's room, also suffered from insomnia, with his eyes closed, tossing and turning on the bed but still unable to fall asleep.

Xu Jiayi was lying on the bed, carefully listening to the movement outside the door, but only heard the sound of Aunt Zhang walking back to the bedroom and closing the door, and nothing else could be heard.

Xu Jiayi, who was lying on the bed, was a little nervous, and his nose was sore, and tears were in his eyes, but he didn't dare to cry, for fear that he would never stop crying, so he lay down flat and looked up at the ceiling.

However, the more this is the case, the more things that happened in the past few days are going back and forth in Xu Jiayi's mind. Xu Jiayi felt that his head was about to explode, so he couldn't help covering his head with the quilt. So asleep.

Zhang Yang's third blind date passed without incident just because of an accident.