My thighs are amazing

"Young master——" Mrs. Bone gave him a winking look, and suddenly froze, her tone of voice changed, "What's wrong, young master?"

Mu Congrong's eyes were red, he smiled wryly and shook his head.

Chu Qing on the beam was confused and didn't know why.

"Master, do you despise the slave family so much?" The bone lady was a little hurt, but also faintly angry.

"No," Mu Congrong shook his head slowly, "I just remembered my wife."

Chu Qing: "..."

Mrs. Bone's face was very ugly, "Do you like your wife?"

"What's the use of that?" Mu Congrong smiled wryly, "It's hard to get together. We once swore to each other, but now I want to abandon him. Alas, it seems that we are destined to have nothing to do with each other."

"You're still thinking about her when you're going to marry me?" Mrs. Bone asked.

"I can't help myself." Mu Congrong shook his head and squeezed out a few tears.

Mrs. Bones was really frightened.

Chu Qing on the roof also had a complicated heart, feeling that Mu Congrong didn't need his help at all.

After holding back for a long time, Mrs. Bone asked, "Does your wife have big breasts?"

After speaking, he straightened his chest as if showing off.

Mu Congrong said honestly, "Flat chest."

Chu Qing comforted herself, it's not about me anymore, it's none of my business, don't get angry, don't get angry...

"Then you still like her?" Mrs. Bones dismissed her.

"Yeah," the line burst into tears, and Mu Congrong was a little trembling with excitement, "Although he is cold, with a paralyzed face, and he looks like a dead person on the bed, he can't be moved no matter what. It's so rotten that it hits my head every now and then—"

Hearing this, Chu Qing's face darkened.

"Hit me or scold me, beat me to death if I make a mistake, don't tell anyone I make a mistake, a perfectionist, with a lot of shortcomings..."

Madam Bone silently handed over the paper, "Wipe your tears..."

Mu Congrong sniffed his nose and yelled, "But I just like him! I like him like crazy!"

Chu Qing on the roof was shocked by the roar.

Mrs. Bone was also terrified, and comforted humanity, "Don't cry, live a good life with me from now on."

"He is the person I like who will live and die. Except for him, I can't be hard on others! I'm sorry for you! I'm just a waste!" Mu Congrong bowed his head, blaming himself very much.

"You don't dislike me, do you?" Mu Congrong asked.

Mrs. Bones: "... a little disgusted."

"Although it can't be hardened," Mu Congrong suggested, "we can use props."

Mrs. Bone was taken aback, and quickly changed the subject, "What's your lady's name, I can match you up."

Chu Qing silently plugged his ears.

Mu Congrong sniffed and said, "My surname is Chu Mingqing, alias Thigh."

Mrs. Bone had never heard of such a character, and said in surprise, "Huh?"

Guessing that the person had finished speaking, Chu Qing put his hands down from his ears.

Mu Congrong suddenly thought of saving someone, so he had an idea, and changed his words, "Tang Bobo."

Chu Qing raised his eyebrows. Although he knew that he was doing this to save others, he was still upset.

Mrs. Bone was even more surprised when she heard the words, "You know each other? No, you are a broken sleeve, no, no, you are all broken sleeves? No, no..."

Mrs. Bone was a little confused and rubbed her temples.

Mu Congrong's face was full of tears, and he said slowly, "Actually, I came here to look for him, can Madam help us?"

Mrs. Bone thought for a while: one was sick, one couldn't be hard, and two had broken sleeves. She seemed to prefer virgins, not to mention that she had already promised others.So he gritted his teeth, "Okay."

What a pity for two such handsome people.

Mrs. Bone slowly entered the inner room, let Tang Bobo out, and couldn't help but scold Tang Bobo, "Smelly monk, you are not a scumbag! Ah? This is how you repay others for being so kind to you? What do you say to me?" It fell in love at first sight, and you kept praising me, bah! Fortunately, Mrs. Bone has good eyesight, and I have already seen that you are not a good person, otherwise even I will be harmed!"

Tang Bobo was scolded inexplicably, and a little sad.

Mu Congrong couldn't stand it any longer, and helped others, "We'll settle this matter ourselves, don't bother my sister."

Mrs. Bone snorted, and said with a smile to Mu Congrong, "Young Master Mu, live a good life, if things don't go well--" Suddenly realizing that he is not interested in women, she had to change her words, "Live a good life!"

He was about to escape from the skeleton nest, and Mu Congrong just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Mrs. Bone say, "Wait a minute."

Mu Congrong broke out in a cold sweat, turned around and smiled stiffly.

Only Mrs. Bone asked, "Which one of you will go up and who will go down?"

Mu Congrong was triumphant, "Of course I am the one above."

Finally escaped.

The two walked for several kilometers, and saw Chu Qing standing in front of them.

Mu Congrong ran over, "How did you get out?"

Chu Qing ignored Mu Congrong and went straight to Tang Bobo, "Is Master okay?"

Mu Congrong curled his lips and muttered in a low voice, "Don't take me if you can."

Chu Qing glanced at the person, and decisively took Tang Bobo and disappeared.

"You really don't take me!" Mu Congrong gritted his teeth in anger.

After half a stick of incense, Chu Qing came back alone.

Mu Congrong was lying leisurely on the grass right now, and he was sure that he would come back.

"Back?" Mu Congrong said lazily.

Chu Qing said lightly, "Send your wife away first."

Mu Congrong: "..."

"Let's go." Chu Qing embraced him.

Mu Congrong suddenly approached him, "You don't want to have a private space with me, do you?"

"Shut up," Chu Qing frowned, "What are you thinking all day long?"

Mu Congrong said, "Don't be so heartless, after all, we just took a bath together~"

Chu Xiangren cast a warning look.

Mu Congrong continued, "Because of the drug's effect, I'm also confused and infatuated."

Chu Qing snorted coldly, disapproving.

"You reacted at that time," Mu Congrong reminded, and then said, "I just said why don't you let me touch you."

"Because you are dirty." Chu Qing said calmly.

Mu Congrong rolled his eyes, "Then you still have a reaction?"

"There is medicine in the water."

"There is medicine in the water, can't you control it? Is it that difficult to admit that my body is attractive to you?" Mu Congrong glared at the person, "It's normal to have lust, don't suppress it! Especially for me who is more than a god It's perfectly normal for a perfect person to have lust, it shows that you have high vision and good taste—"

"Mu Congrong," Chu Qing interrupted, and said indifferently, "We descendants of the Chu family are born smart and wise, with an extraordinary calmness and amazing self-control in our bones."

Mu Congrong had an incredulous expression on his face, "This is the first time I've ever heard someone praise me so much, and by the way, my eight generations of ancestors."

"Talk again and throw you down." Chu Qing said coldly.

Mu Congrong ignored people, and said in a low voice, "What kind of self-control is not self-control, it's just that you haven't met anyone you like a little bit!"

Chu Qing was stunned, and looked up at Mu Congrong. A few strands of hair were blown up by the wind and softly stuck to the side of his face. This person always made him feel pleasing to the eye for a moment, but it was only for a moment.

Chu Qing did not hesitate to throw down the person who winked at him and raised his mouth.

In the Full Moon Cave, Tang Bobo huddled in a corner, depressed, and had been like that ever since he was rescued.

"Master," Mu Congrong asked, "Didn't you talk about Shuiyue Cave that day?"

Tang Bobo muttered to himself, "I was dumped again."

Mu Congrong: "..."

"Master, he gets hurt every time he is caught, sometimes emotionally, sometimes half-cooked," Zhu Rudi sighed, "Oh, this is life..."

"Since Master was hurt by the king of his daughter country, I no longer believe in love," Zhu Rudi stared at the front and recalled, "That was also the time when he was hurt the most."

Mu Congrong: "..." Why don't you study the scriptures carefully?Love, love, what does it look like all day long! ?

"My master's memory is indeed not very good," Sun Shangtian said excitedly while holding the person's hand, "Thank you brother Mu this time!"

Mu Congrong smiled embarrassedly.

Chu Qing glanced at Mu Congrong, and said, "When are you leaving?"

Before Mu Congrong could speak, everyone enthusiastically tried to persuade him to stay, even Tang Bobo, who was depressed, regained his energy to keep him.

Chu Qing started to walk out.

Mu Congrong persuaded the person who was holding him tight, "The monks are all empty."

"Meeting is fate."

Mu Congrong said again, "Your journey is the western sky ahead."

"Our current journey is you."

"You are people who want to save all sentient beings, how can you favor me?"

The three of them said in unison, "Three thousand weak waters, just take a scoop to drink!"

In the end, Mu Congrong used his trump card, "Don't do to others what you don't want done to you."

Three people: "..."

So the four gathered together and talked about Buddhism for a while with snot and tears, and cried for a while, "The road to learn the scriptures is so empty, lonely, boring and dangerous, how can you bear to leave us?" "It was only then that they reluctantly dispersed.

The three masters and apprentices watched Mu Congrong leave, and Mu Congrong also looked back at every step to save face.

Mu Congrong was also quite disappointed. This group of monks traveled a long distance, and they didn't know how many dangers were waiting for them along the way.

In the distance, Chu leaned against the tree trunk.

Mu Congrong ran over.

"Come to say goodbye to me?" Chu Qing asked.

Mu Congrong became angry, "Fart! Come and go home with you!"

"Then what about your friends?" Chu Qing deliberately emphasized the word "friends".

"Don't tarnish our pure friendship." Mu Congrong said angrily.

"Can you match with purity?" Chu Qing asked back.

"Hey," Mu Congrong asked, not wanting to make trouble with others, "how do we go back?"

"I don't know." Chu Qing lazily closed his eyes.

"Don't know?" Mu Congrong stared, "Baiju Guoxia belongs to your family, don't you know?"

Chu Qing didn't answer.

After a while, Chu Qing casually said, "What about us?"

"what?"

Chu Qing asked, "Pure friendship?"

Mu Congrong put his arms around the man's neck, and ticked towards himself, "Pure brotherhood."

"Brother Chu," Mu Congrong asked with his face pressed against his face, "Shouldn't you tell me what to do next?"

"Next step?" Chu Qing raised his eyebrows, "Do you want to let go by yourself or be pushed away by me?"

Mu Congrong put down his arms angrily.