Moon and Aging God

Yuelao returned to hell, and this hell was no different from when he left. When he came to the palace of the king of hell, he saw his good brother leaning on the chair and sighing.

"Hey, why are you sighing here?" Shuai Shen said.

Yan Wang's face was covered with the latest official document. Hearing the voice of Shuaishen, he immediately took down the document and looked at him. He reached out and patted Shuaishen on the shoulder, and said, "You brat still knows how to come back. You don't know me alone." How boring are people here, how can heaven be fun?"

"Isn't it very fun, so I don't want to come back." Yan Wang asked Biaoshen like this.

"Nothing, those who work too much will die." Shuaishen answered him.

"Drink." Yan Wang said and threw a jar of wine on the table to Shuaishen, but Shuaishen blocked it.

Yan Wang saw him and laughed at him: "Why, you quit drinking after going to the fairy world?"

Shuaishen shook his head after hearing this, and replied, "I just drank it."

"Drinking alone is lonely." Yan Wang sighed.

Biaoshen just laughed when he heard it, and Yan Wang saw him laughing and said: "Oh, you didn't drink it alone. Look at what kind of fairy you met in the fairy world with your smile. I knew I wouldn't let you go. If you were hooked by a fairy Hun doesn't want to come back to work anymore, I don't need a most capable assistant."

"Nothing, no fairies, brother Yue and I drank it."

"Oh, so you drank with a man, so why are you laughing so hard?" Yan Wang changed his tone and said, "Okay, you boy, you can drink with other men, but you refuse to drink with me when you come to me , is really not righteous enough."

"Who told you that this wine is not good."

"My wine doesn't taste good. This is a good product I asked someone to bring back from the mortal world. I don't know you."

Shuai Shen said: "That's because you haven't drunk the peach blossom wine brewed by Brother Yue."

Hearing this, Yan Wang said bitterly: "You don't feel sour when you take a mouthful of Brother Yue. We have known each other for more than 900 years. Why don't you call me Brother Yan?"

"I think you were lured away after only a few days." Yan Wang joked with him.

Shuaishen said, "Am I that kind of person?"

Yama said: "You are not such a person, but your heart is not with me."

After hearing this, Shuaishen persuaded him: "I see you are drunk, drink less."

Shuaishen asked again: "You called me back in such a hurry, what's the matter? Is the underworld doing well recently?"

"We are all in the underworld, what good things can we do, but business has been sluggish recently, no one has passed away, probably the year is approaching, and the higher-ups don't want to be affected by this bad luck, so they have relaxed the policy." Yan Wang crossed his legs, drank wine and ate peanuts .

"That's not very good, let you relax for a few days."

"People who are used to being busy all year round are not used to being idle all at once."

"As soon as I entered the door, I realized that there was no one there. Where did Bai Qi go?"

"It's been a long time since the annual leave, and I went to the south with his little lover for vacation without even receiving the New Year's bonus." Yan Wang patted the table and said, "Did you not take my boss seriously at all?"

"Oh, what about Gu Yi? Why don't you go on vacation too?"

Yan Wang seemed to be even angrier when he heard this question from Shuaishen. He said: "I went shopping with that dead fox earlier. They said it was a big discount for the Chinese New Year. I don't know how many cards I maxed out in the store. I think he will be killed sooner or later." That fox drained the spirit and ruined the family."

"Oh, then... why don't you invite Xue Zhaohe back. I think that kid is the most serious in his work. I feel it's a pity that he quit his job at that time."

"Do you think I haven't thought about it, and now I have opened a husband and wife shop with that mortal named Zhang Yunrong in the mortal world, and I am inseparable from you and me. Do you think he will be willing to return to this ghost place? Come? Tell me about how these mortals are so clever, making our messengers from hell all fascinated."

"By the way, since you are so boring, do you need me to introduce someone to you?" Shuaishen really felt that he was infected by Yuelao, and now when he saw a single dog, he wanted to introduce someone.

"Is it okay to make anyone fall in love with me?" Yan Wang seemed very interested in this matter.

Shuaishen replied to him: "Well, because the marriage line is in your buddy's hands. Whoever you like, I can help you two together. If he has someone he likes, I can also untie the person he originally liked. The marriage line, and then help you match up, although it is not ethical to do so, but whoever calls me is your brother."

"Is that a fairy?"

"Of course, the marriage line of gods and monsters is all under the control of our Yuelao Temple." When Shuaishen said this, his face was proud.

Hearing this, Yan Wang ran to Shuaishen's side and punched him, saying: "It seems that it is good for you to go to the fairy world, you can help me lead a fairy."

"Do you have someone you like? I have known you for more than 900 years, why didn't I know?" Shuaishen thought to himself; you boy, I didn't realize that you are such a king of Hades, and you still have a crush on others.

Yan Wang didn't refute but said: "That happened a long time ago, and we didn't know each other at that time."

"Who is that person?"

"Lu Ya Daojun ①." Yan Wang said, "I met him at a banquet 1000 years ago. In the past 1000 years, I often see his face when I close my eyes."

Shuaishen complained: "You like the ancient immortal, and you fell in love with others at first sight. Damn, why didn't I know that my buddy is such a romantic immortal."

Yan Wang smiled and said: "There are many things you don't know, can you do it?"

"You actually ask a man if he is okay, you are not. I'll go back and prove it to you." After saying this, Shuaishen hurried to Yuelao Temple in a leisurely manner.

As soon as Yan Wang heard that it had happened, he hurried to the place where the ancient immortal lived to prepare to confess.

Yue Lao Temple.

Yuelao was sitting by the Sansheng Pond knocking melon seeds, he arranged the melon seed shells on the ground to look like the face of a degenerate god, and then stepped on them to vent his anger.

"Brother Yue, Brother Yue, I'm back." As soon as Shuaishen came back, he kept running to Lao Yue's side.

Yuelao continued to kowtow the melon seeds without looking up at him, and just said coldly, "I'll be back so soon."

"I helped someone get married." Shuaishen boasted, "Look, I'm still thinking about work while I'm on vacation." He looked like Yuelao, you are about to praise me, but Yuelao looked contemptuous.

"Who did you sign the marriage for?"

"My brother."

"King of Hades?" Yuelao glanced at Shuaishen after hearing this, and said, "Why does he need marriage too?"

"Of course, people have seven emotions and six desires, let alone us gods. It turns out that he already has someone he likes. Where is the marriage line of this god?" Shuaishen ran to the side of the marriage line to find the name on it.

"There is the marriage line of the demon. Don't make a mistake. The fairy's line is on your left."

"It's really here, you are so amazing, Ah Yue." Shuaishen said back to Yuelao.

"What are you calling me?" Yuelao's face became hot unconsciously when he was called so.

"Ah Yue, why, you don't like it?" Shuaishen looked back at Yue Lao and asked him.

Yuelao didn't know how to answer, just glanced at him and then continued to eat melon seeds with his head bowed, which could be regarded as tacit consent.

"By the way, why is there no name of that god?" Shuaishen boasted that he was a top-notch figure of Yimu Shixing, but he couldn't find the name of the ancient god after searching for half a day.He took the marriage line of Hades with one hand and was eager to find the marriage line of Daoist Lu Ya so that the two of them could marry, but he couldn't find it.

"Who are you looking for?" Yue Lao can be said to be a living dictionary of marriage lines, he knows the names of all the people on it.

"Do you know where the marriage line of Daoist Lu Ya is?"

"Who are you talking about?"

"Lu Ya Daojun."

"He won't fall in love with the ancient immortal, will he?"

Biaoshen nodded, and replied: "Yes."

"You didn't agree to help him get married, did you?"

Shuaishen nodded again, and replied, "Yes."

"Are you crazy?" Yuelao walked up to Shuaishen and shouted at him.

Shuaishen asked innocently: "Is it not possible?"

Yue Lao Fu forehead told him: "Don't you know that the ancient great immortal has no love root? Where does the marriage line come from if there is no love root?"

After hearing this, Huaishen panicked, he said: "Then...then what should I do."

"What can we do, tell Hades that we can't do it, and persuade him to give up on this matter as soon as possible."

"But he...he has..."

"What happened?"

"He has already rushed to Lingshan Bamboo House to confess."

"Damn." Yuelao cursed at Biaoshen.

"Damn." Shuaishen sighed at Yuelao.

"Then what should we do now?" Yuelao asked Biaoshen.

Shuai Shen replied: "What else can I do, he is my brother and I have to rush to Lingshan immediately to save him."

"Then I'll go too." Yuelao threw down the melon seeds in his hand.

"Are you sure? It may be dangerous to go here, I think you are still here..."

Shuaishen just wanted to speak to persuade him to stay here, but Yuelao hit him on the head as usual, saying, "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get some guys to save people, or you may be annihilated in ashes if it's too late."

In this way, the two rushed to clean up the marriage between Hades and the ancient immortal.

The author has something to say:

①From Baidu: The so-called "the ancestor of Hongjun was the first immortal, and his disciple Pangu opened the sky at the beginning. There was Hongjun first and then there was heaven, and Lu Ya Daojun is still in front." That means that the appearance of the later people is all from Lu Ya Daojun.The four founding disciples of Yuanling: Patriarch Hongjun, Patriarch Hun Kun, Empress Nuwa, and Daoist Lu Ya. , a mischievous nature by nature, never a day of seriousness, but has no reputation left.His nephew, Taishang Laojun, Tathagata, etc. still respect him as a junior martial uncle, and those who know him also respect him as Lu Yadao Lord, but among the junior gods, those who have heard of it are rare.Taoist Lu Ya is the spirit of Lihuo.Flying out of the three realms is not in the five elements.The three holy emperors of Huoyun did not go to the top, and Yaochi and the emperor of heaven were ignored in the middle (it seemed that the Jade Emperor was not in charge of the heaven at that time).Not in the Three Religions, not in the Land of Ultimate Bliss.If you don't belong to the king, you don't accept the government of the underworld.Xiaoxiao is free to let me swim, and she is free to scatter the saints.