Moon and Aging God

Yue Lao Temple.

Shuaishen was packing his parcels. Although he didn't bring anything with him when he came, he knocked on the door of Yuelao's room before he left. Yuelao let him in. He looked at the man and said, "The underworld is here!" Something happened, you must know, I have to go back for a while, if you have anything to do, just call me or send a text message. "

Yuelao didn't say anything, in the end he just said "En" impatiently, Shuaishen turned around and walked a few steps and couldn't help but turned back to him and asked, "Are you still angry with me?"

Yuelao didn't answer him, but said to him: "If Brother Yan is in better health, you remember to tell me that I am also responsible for this matter. If I hadn't said those words to give him hope, he wouldn't have made it like this."

Biaoshen was not very happy when he heard this, and muttered in a low voice: "I was asking you something, why did you tell me about him."

Yuelao was shocked when he heard this, now that something happened to King Hades, he thought that it would be the case with all his heart, but he didn't expect that he would still think about him making a fuss about him.In fact, Yue Lao felt that there was no reason for his anger. It was Yama and Shuaishen who first met. Isn't it normal that they have a good relationship?Besides, it has nothing to do with him because they have a good relationship, anyway, he doesn't want to see this hellish bumpkin who only knows how to eat.While thinking this way, he couldn't help but look at him, and then he realized that the guy was looking at him too.

"What are you looking at? What's interesting about it?" Yuelao insisted.

Shuaishen replied to him: "How do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me?"

"I..." Yuelao actually felt that this kid has been so good at talking lately that he dared to talk back to him.He couldn't say anything to refute, so he didn't go to see him, and told him to leave quickly. "Hurry up and don't get in the way of me."

"I just look at you, I think you are good-looking." Yuelao turned his head to look at Shuaishen after hearing this, and Shuaishen just happened to put his face close to him, and inadvertently rubbed his lips against his cheek, Shuaishen seemed to be taking advantage of a child, laughing and jumping around, Yuelao wiped his face with his hands where he had been kissed in anger, and shouted at Shuaishen: "Rub my face with saliva, it stinks!" Boy, come back and see how I deal with you."

Shuaishen only turned back and gave him an incomparably bright smile, and he said, "Then wait for me to come back."

As usual, he gave a proud "en" and was silent.

in the underworld.

The reason why the bad god returned to the underworld is nothing more than the recent chaos in the underworld. Bai Qi and Gu Yi have gone on vacation for the New Year, and the underworld has no manpower. The King of Hades listened to Yuelao's words and went to the bamboo forest hut to chase after him the next day. Lu Ya Daojun, in the end, he didn't know exactly what happened, and he didn't do any business when he came back, he only knew to drink.The year is approaching, although the matter of attracting souls is gone, there are other things, such as the annual ancestor worship, which will put the soul back into the world, but it is almost the end of the year, and the king of Hades has not yet approved this official document. Under the circumstances, the subordinates had no choice but to go to Yuelao Temple to bring rescue soldiers to find the god of decline.

As soon as Shaoshen entered Hades' room, he found wine jars all over the floor. He went up to take a look at him, and found that the kid was squinting and holding the wine jar with a drunken face.

Seeing Shuaishen, he said, "What wind brought you back."

"If I don't come back, this hell will really be the eighteenth floor of hell." Shuaishen joked with him.

Yan Wang didn't laugh and even didn't refute when he heard this, and Huaishen asked him when he saw this, "What happened?"

These words dragged Hades back to a few days in a daze.

That day, the three of them returned to Yuelao Temple together, and he dragged Yuelao to ask about the opportunity.

Yue Lao said to him: "I make marriages for people in the mortal world, and I found that if mortals have someone they like and their confession fails, they will adopt the following two methods."

"In what way?"

"One is silently guarding and becoming a warm man and warm woman, showing up all the time when he needs it. As time goes by, that person can't leave you. Maybe he can't feel that he loves you, but he needs you. If you suddenly If you leave, he will definitely feel uncomfortable and look for you everywhere."

"Is there a faster way?" Yan Wang thought that although he could do this, the time would be too long. Besides, their immortals are immortal. According to this method, he would have to wait thousands of years to make Daoist Lu Ya unable to leave him. Ah, the main thing is that he also has a job, and the affairs of the underworld cannot be separated from him. How can he appear by his side all the time, plus people's mana is stronger than him, so there is no need for his help.

"The second one, well, it's a bit immoral."

"What did you say, don't be a fool."

"What's the use of mortals saying that if you like it, go rape / rape and confess, you will still be rejected, if you can't catch up, you will / fuck, if you can't get fuck / you will be drugged, if you turn your back on you, you will post nudes / photos, at worst, you will go to jail, if you come out, you will still Rape you, you don’t even have the courage to go to jail and say you love her!” Yue Lao just wanted to say that this was just a joke and he disagreed with this point of view.

Hades suddenly said: "I/ rely on."

Yuelao thought to himself: He must not be misunderstood as such a filthy boy.He opened it to explain, and saw Yan Wang clapping his hands and said: "I haven't descended to the mortal world for several years, I didn't expect these mortals to become like this."

Yuelao strongly echoed and said, "Yes, yes, this is not an advisable approach."

"They're just too smart, and your words inspired me."

"Inspired you?"

"Yes, if I cook raw rice with them, maybe he will like me. But where can I find this medicine?" Yama asked Yuelao, "What kind of medicine is used to make cooked rice in this mortal world?" ah?"

Seeing this, Yuelao thought to himself: Well, in addition to imparting common knowledge to Shuaishen, he also has to be the encyclopedia of Hades.

He replied to Hades: "Aphrodisiac/medicine."

"Wow, they have made this kind of medicine just to like someone. It's like spending the rest of their lives in love."

Yuelao didn't know if he was praising mortals for their hard work after hearing what King Hades said, or if it was hurting them to think about these things all day long and not do their jobs properly.

But after a while, Hades shook his head and said: "But this thing is useless to the ancient immortal."

"Have you heard of demon poison?" Yuelao used his erudite knowledge to guide Yama, but he didn't expect Yama to be enlightened very quickly.

He immediately clapped his hands and said, "Oh, I remembered. I heard that kid Wen Yan said before that when he was traveling in the world, he met an immortal who was subdued by his apprentice with demon poison. That's all right. I'll go to him and ask for a bottle of demon poison."

Having said this, Hades ran away to ask for demon poison, his heart was full of beautiful fantasies, and he never thought about how he knew how this man and man behaved What's more terrible is that he hasn't asked his buddy Shuaishen to use Longyang's eighteen postures to see it, so, needless to say, his fate can be seen as a good result from the posture he is lying on the bed now. Give it to me.

Seeing that he had been lying on his stomach, Shaoshen felt strange, so he patted his butt with his hand, laughed at him and said, "Why are you lying on your stomach all the time, it doesn't hurt."

"Ah." Hades yelled, and he said, "Don't touch my ass."

Shuaishen withdrew his hand as if he understood something, pretending to be ignorant and silently changed the subject to avoid embarrassment.Lying at the end of the bed, he asked Hades, "By the way, don't drink too, I just have something to ask you."

"What's the matter, tell me."

Shuai Shen said: "Someone asked me, who should I save first if you and him fall into the water?"

Hearing this, Yan Wang laughed "haha" and said, "Who asked you such a question?"

Shuaishen didn't say who asked the question, but scratched his head and said, "I also think this question is too strange. I have lived for a thousand years and read so many ancient books, but I have never seen this answer written in that book."

Yama said: "The original text of this sentence is your mother and I jumped into the water, which one do you save first? There is no answer to this question, and it is wrong to save whichever one."

"Oh, how do you know about this problem? I didn't expect you to stop playing your games after I left for a few days, but thought of reading some books."

"How is that possible? I'm not your nerd. I heard this from the mouth of the dead who came from the mortal world. The drowned ghost still pulled her husband by the collar and asked him, should he save me or not?" Save your mother?" Yan Wang said with a smile: "In the end, the three of them failed to be rescued and turned into drowned ghosts."

"Oh." Shuaishen replied lightly but still didn't understand why there is such a question since there is no answer to this question.

Yan Wang knew what this question meant, and pouted his painful buttocks to gossip, he asked Shuaishen: "Who asked you this question? You can't choose someone to ask you this question, then you are dead." gone."

"How do you know? He just left angrily. I always feel that he is unhappy recently but I don't know if it's because of this problem."

Hearing this, Yan Wang snickered and said, "You are blessed, boy, which fairy has taken a fancy to you."

Shuaishen still didn't understand, he said, "What do you mean by that?"

Yama replied: "If someone asks you this, it means they like you, you nerd."

After hearing the answer, Shuai Shen was frightened into a fool, but Yan Wang asked him with a smile on his face: "By the way, did you choose me or her in the end?"

"You can't have the opposite sex without humanity." Yama threatened Shuai Shino.

Huaishen smiled back at him, "You don't know how to swim, do you?"

Hades listened and scolded: "Damn. You kid, your soul will definitely be taken away by someone, don't deny it."

Biaoshen was about to leave without saying a word, he said, "I have something to do, I'll see you later."

Hades couldn't get up either, so he just yelled at him: "Go ahead, shit, be careful and heartbroken for □□ like me."