Moon and Aging God

"I asked my neighbors to get garlic." Chen Mo changed his depressed personality and rushed into the house with two handfuls of garlic, but found that the house was completely different from before he went out. Red balloons were hung everywhere, and red lanterns were hung at the door. , the word "Fu" was pasted on the door, and even the black-and-white painting he drew became colorful.

"How? You..."

"Why are you still standing there in a daze, come here and wash my hands and eat." The God of Wealth said as he brought the steak to the table and the bone soup.

"How did you make your house look like this, hahaha." Chen Mo laughed while eating.

The God of Wealth replied to him: "I went to the vegetable market and bought it by the way. Other people's homes are decorated very festively during the Chinese New Year. Why is your home so deserted?"

"Then it doesn't have to be the same as...the wedding venue, hahaha." Chen Mo complained about God of Wealth's taste.

The God of Wealth said: "I made it so beautiful, what happened to the wedding venue, I think the wedding venue is very beautiful."

After hearing this, Chen Mo felt that he was a little too excited, and the other party seemed not very happy.He suddenly remembered that he didn't know the other person's name, so he asked him, "By the way, what's your name?"

"It took you a whole night to remember to ask my name, what a stupid human being." The God of Wealth habitually complained about Chen Mo, but he still answered him, "You can just call me Ah Cai."

"Is it Wangcai?" Chen Mo blurted out, laughing so hard that he spit out bone soup.

The God of Wealth looked at him contemptuously, and replied, "You are the dog."

Chen Mo lowered his head to drink the soup he cooked, and praised: "Is the bone soup you cook delicious? I didn't expect you to be such a good cook."

"It doesn't matter who I learned from." The God of Wealth was overjoyed at being praised, he cut the steak into small pieces and handed it to Chen Mo's bowl, and said to him, "Eat a piece of beef."

"Who did you learn from?" Chen Mo asked him like this.

"Xue Zhaohe." The God of Wealth blurted out, and it was only when he spoke that he realized that he seemed to have told mortals the real things and people that happened in his life.In fact, he shouldn't do this, but he is also very casual, since he said it, he didn't hide it.

"Who is he?"

"It's nothing... a friend I know just eats what you eat. Why do you talk so much?" When the God of Wealth said this, Chen Mo stopped asking. Seeing him eating silently, he said again: "He seems I opened a noodle restaurant in Mortal World, do you like noodles? If you want to go, I can take you to eat the noodles cooked by that guy."

"really?"

"Why don't you just eat a bowl of noodles, why are you showing such an excited expression, you are really a stupid human being." Caishen said so, but his eyes kept staring at Chen Mo's face without moving away. "Okay, I want to take a bath. I haven't taken a bath until now. Is there hot water?"

"Yes, I'll help you prepare your clothes."

"kindness."

The God of Wealth came downstairs after taking a shower. He was wearing a nightgown showing his slender legs, holding a cup of tea in his hand. Chen Mo felt that this scene was somewhat familiar.Just as he was about to speak to the God of Wealth, he asked him first: "Why does my clothes have a strange smell? These clothes don't belong to you, do they?"

"You are much taller than me, and the clothes are not right. These clothes were left by... relatives here." Chen Mo can't say that he is lying when he calls He Ziyan relatives. He Ziyan is his relatives in some ways.

It's a pity that he met the God of Wealth, so it's useless to fight him. He said bluntly, "It's the clothes of the man who gave you that tattered poetry book. No wonder it smells so bad." Tore his clothes.

"Hey, hey, hey... what are you doing, why don't you wear some clothes for the New Year's Eve." Chen Mo covered his eyes with his hands, he couldn't bear to look directly at the God of Wealth.

The God of Wealth walked up to the God of Wealth wearing only his underwear and said, "Isn't this underwear also his?"

"No, no, I wear the underwear he gave me." Immediately afterwards, Chen Mo screamed, and he said, "Ah, why are you taking off my pants?"

The God of Wealth leaned on Chen Mo and stretched out his hand to take off his trousers. He looked at the underwear Chen Mo was wearing, and said, "I asked the question knowingly, saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new. Why are you still wearing such rags?" He stripped off his panties together.

Then he looked at Chen Mo and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to look pretty good."

"Hey, why are you like this?" Chen Mo was furious, and at this moment the doorbell rang.

"I'll open the door, you put on your shorts." The God of Wealth said, taking off his shorts and throwing them to Chen Mo who was on the sofa.

Chen Mo was frightened when he saw that he opened the door without any clothes on. Just as he was about to say something, he heard a man's voice outside the door.

"you are?"

When the God of Wealth saw the man, he poured the tea in the water cup on him without saying a word. Fortunately, He Ziyan avoided it.The God of Wealth said: "It's really bad luck."

"I'm here to find Chen Mo..."

"What are you doing with him?"

"I'm a little worried about him, I sent him a text message... Who are you, what does this have to do with you?" He Ziyan obviously had a grudge against the previous happy new year text message, so he came here to take a look.

"Then what is your relationship with him?" The God of Wealth asked a good question.

Indeed he could not answer. "I……"

"You have a wife, a child, and a company... Oh, is it possible that you want a divorce?" The God of Wealth leaned against the door frame, holding an empty cup in his hand, smiling and looking at the speechless man who was asked by him.

"I'm his uncle." He finally found an excuse to care about him openly.

"Oh." The God of Wealth clapped his hands and said: "You mortals are still a little clever." But his next sentence was: "You are quite good at deceiving yourself and others."

The God of Wealth said: "You are his uncle, so I'm still his husband. What kind of shit uncle, where did you get off? Don't you see what text messages he sent you? Don't you know Chinese? Get out, Get out, get out, understand?" The God of Wealth stared at He Ziyan and said these words.

Chen Mo put on shorts and hurried over for fear that the two would fight. "What's the matter, what's the matter." Because the God of Wealth was too tall, he blocked the door, so he could hardly see the people outside.

"Go in for me." The God of Wealth said, pushing Chen Mo into the house and shutting He Ziyan out.

After the two entered the room, they heard He Ziyan shouting outside the door without giving up: "Chen Mo, Chen Mo, Chen Mo..."

"Okay, sit down." Seeing that the God of Wealth was about to get up again, Chen Mo stepped forward to stop him for fear that he would go out and fight with others. He took another piece of clothes and pants from upstairs, and said to the God of Wealth, "This is my biggest The clothes you wear may be a little small..."

Before he finished speaking, God of Wealth put his clothes on, and he beckoned Chen Mo to come over.

"what?"

"Button my shirt for me." The God of Wealth answered him.

Chen Mo stepped forward to help him button his clothes, but said, "Can't you button it yourself?"

The God of Wealth replied: "I am used to being served by others, besides, I scolded that stinky hooligan for you, shouldn't you help me a little bit?"

Chen Mo glanced at him and said, "I think you're the stinky rascal."

The God of Wealth just smiled and rubbed his head when he heard this. At this moment, Chen Mo's cell phone rang, and it was a text message from He Ziyan, which said: I know you are in the room, can we really not even see each other? ?

"Bah, give it to me." The God of Wealth cursed when he saw it.

Chen Mo didn't give him the phone, but he replied: I can't see you anymore.Then he directly deleted He Ziyan's number.

The God of Wealth seemed to be stunned when he saw this scene. He hugged Chen Mo and leaned into his arms. He smiled and said to Chen Mo: "Stupid human being."

Chen Mo was a little unconvinced and said to the God of Wealth: "Didn't I do the right thing? Why do you still call me stupid?"

The God of Wealth glanced at him after hearing this, and said, "You are a stupid human being."

When he said this to Chen Mo with a smile, the happiness was almost overflowing from his body.

skyline.

Yue Lao Temple.

Seeing this scene, Shuaishen said to Yuelao, "It's hard for me to imagine what this world would do without you."

He said to Yuelao, "Without you, there would be no love in this world. It's scary to think about it, right?"

Yuelao was not particularly happy when he heard the compliment, he thought for a while and said to Shuaishen: "Compared to your job in the underworld, my job is nothing."

"Why do you say that?" Shuaishen asked Yuelao.

"Because you can save souls." Yue Lao replied.

After hearing this, Shuaishen shook his head again and again. He walked up to Yuelao and said to him: "If there is no love, what is the use of human souls?"

At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew up in Yuelao Temple, and the petals fell on Yuelao's forehead. Shuaishen reached out to help him pick them off, but Yuelao's words could not be heard for a long time.

Shuai Shen said: "If there is no love, what is the use of human souls?"

He felt that it was unbelievable for such a foolish fairy to say such words, but he also thought it was very good.He doesn't know what is good or what is good, he just knows that he is standing in front of him and saying this to him is enough.