Moon and Aging God

Seeing Chen Yaowu's bridal sedan chair swaying across the Naihe Bridge, Yuelao turned around and said to Shuaishen, "The matter is over, let's go back too."

Shuaishen followed behind and asked him, "What if she finds out that she has been betrayed?"

Yuelao answered him: "She has already crossed the Naihe Bridge and signed the marriage contract, there is no turning back."

"Will she come to take revenge when we treat her like this?" Shuaishen asked Yuelao.

Yuelao looked at him with contempt and replied: "Anyway, you are a god, but you are actually afraid of a mortal. Do you think you are cowardly?"

After hearing this, Shuaishen asked Yuelao a question that made Yuelao want to die. He asked Yuelao: "What do you mean by counseling?"

Yue Lao pointed at him and said, "That's what you look like."

After hearing this, Huai Shen smiled and said to Yue Lao: "Thank you, Brother Yue, for your compliment."

"Who praised you?" Yue Lao said angrily.

Shuaishen asked him, "Doesn't counseling mean handsome?"

Shuaishen laughed and nodded, and said, "Yes, it means to praise you for being handsome."

But Shuaishen found that smile very strange.

Speaking of Chen Yaowu's place, she was supposed to be on a blind date, but after she was brought into the house, she never saw anyone again. She directly lifted the red hijab, and at this time a man's face came into her eyes.

Her first reaction was that she looked more handsome than in the photo, but now is not the time to drool, because the man took off her clothes without saying a word.She naturally tried her best to stop it, and Chen Yao said five times: "What are you doing, you are playing a hooligan."

Hearing this, the God of the River withdrew his hand not understanding, and said, "What is hooliganism?"

Chen Yaowu felt that this guy must belong to the same family as Shuaishen, so she dragged her to explain the vocabulary.She replied to him: "Just taking off the girl's clothes when you see her for the first time is playing hooliganism, do you understand?"

The God of the River listened and nodded, but went to take off Chen Yaowu's clothes again. Chen Yaowu naturally resisted, and she said: "Help, someone is playing hooligans."

The God of the River replied to her: "Yes, I am a handsome rascal."

Chen Yaowu shook her head and scolded, "Damn it, Ayue, what kind of ghost did you introduce me to?" This was completely different from what she had imagined.

Chen Yaowu waved her hand to signal the River God to stop, and she said to the River God, "Wait, this plot is not going right."

The God of the River stopped his movements very cooperatively, and asked her: "My lady, what's wrong?"

Pointing to the group photo on the phone, Chen Yaowu said to the God of the River, "Aren't you supposed to be a couple with the guard who silently guards you in the photo?"

"Oh, you said Guard Rong." He Shen said, "He is very loyal and has been protecting me for thousands of years."

"Yeah, what the hell is thousands of years?" Chen Yaowu has already noticed that something is wrong here.But she still didn't forget to bend the man in front of her. She said: "You see, if he hasn't left for thousands of years, it must be because he admires you in his heart. As for you, you actually came on a blind date. Are you worthy of him? You are a scumbag."

The God of the River was confused, and he said to Chen Yaowu: "But he was married a hundred years ago, and his partner is another guard of mine. You mean that I want to break up the family?"

"Then you can't treat me...to me like this, be careful and I will sue you for rape." Chen Yaowu tucked up her clothes and stared at the man.

"But you are the wife I am marrying."

"Who is your wife? Do you have any evidence? Did the Civil Affairs Bureau discuss evidence?"

"You signed the marriage contract of the underworld." He Shen said and took out the contract with Chen Yaowu's signature.

"Give it back to me." Only then did Chen Yaowu realize how terrible it is to be ignorant and uneducated. It turned out that the words on that piece of paper were the content of the marriage contract.She didn't even look at it and signed it. As the saying goes, she is the kind of person who is sold and counts the money.

With a "snap", a green will-o'-the-wisp suddenly appeared from the fingertips of the River God, and then Chen Yaowu watched him burn the marriage contract.

He Shen said: "Lady, I burned the marriage contract to Pluto, unless you go to the eighteenth hell to ask him for it, otherwise we can't be separated."

When Chen Yaowu heard this, she felt that some part of her body was broken. She stood on the wrong cp and sold herself. Then she was thrown down mercilessly by the man, and she howled in the bed tent.

Later, she knew the truth of this matter, she came to hell, and the person who introduced this dead ghost to her was either Ah Yue Ah Shuai or Shuai Shen and Yue Lao.Although there is nothing wrong with the River God, she is still young and still wants to pursue true love. What's the point of spending time in this kind of place, she naturally has to make an escape plan like other mortal women.That day, she said that she wanted to go out for a walk and visit the place where the river god lived, and the guards accompanied her to protect her safety.

There is nothing to see along the way, there are dead grass everywhere, Chen Yaowu pointed to a clear river not far away and asked: "This river is clean, doesn't it match the style here, can you come fishing or something when you have time?" .”

The guard Rong's expression darkened when he heard this, and he said to Chen Yaowu: "Ma'am, this is the dark river, where the souls of the wicked are imprisoned, and there are no fish in it, but if you like, I can go to the market to buy a few. Go in and let you fish and play."

Chen Yaowu's face turned dark when she heard this, and she asked: "Where the souls of the wicked are imprisoned, did they kill or set fire?"

The Rong guards listened, and replied: "Murder and arson will go to the [-]th floor of hell, how can we let them enjoy themselves in this black river so easily."

"Then what crime did they commit?"

Guard Rong replied: "They used to be the master's retainers. They were all abandoned here because of disloyalty. Some seemed to want to escape here to live in the mortal world, and some found other masters and wanted to leave... There are many reasons. Ma'am, why is your face so pale, are you feeling unwell?"

Chen Yaowu's last hope was shattered. If she escaped, oh my god, she could only be sunk in this darkness, so it would be better to live a life like this.

Fortunately, the God of the River is also nice to her. She eats, drinks, and is served here, and she also needs a laptop to play with. This apple in hell is already in the 18th generation. She knew about this and immediately asked the God of the River to line up and buy one.

But she was still upset, and then this kind of thing happened.

Chen Yaowu's latest tanmei animation "The Unspeakable Bed Affair Between the River God and the Bodyguard" forum is full of rumors from fans.Chen Yaowu read the message while eating potato chips.

"The author has greatly changed, you actually drew a 3/p article."

"Author, why are you doing this? What an offensive person the River God is. You actually let him suffer, and even tortured him to death. You are not your own mother."

"This book should not be called "The Unspeakable Bed Affair between the River God and the Guards", it should be called "One Hundred Ways to Torture the River God"."

"The author is against my cp, the author you are condemned by heaven."

"Not my own mother."

"I want to take off powder."

"Author, what kind of accident have you experienced in your life? The well-behaved sweet manga artist actually started the road of abuse."

"You must have become Monkey King, please return the real Chen Yaowu to us."

"I'm so sour with this abusive text. I left a comment saying that it's actually a bit sweet. I'm sure it's not a funny comparison invited by a monkey."

……

Chen Yaowu looked at these messages without frowning, and continued to draw the picture of the God of Torturing the River on her own. At this time, a creepy voice suddenly came from behind her.

"My lady, what are you doing?" Chen Yaowu was so frightened that she immediately closed her notebook, greeted her with a smile, "What are you doing, aren't you on a business trip? Why did you come back so soon?"

"Miss, do I miss you?" Heshen said, hugged Chen Yaowu and walked to the bed, and then heard Chen Yaowu howling and scolding: "Yuelao, dog/day, you know What will happen to the rebellious cp?"

Hearing this, the River God asked cooperatively, "What's the end, my lady?"

"God's wrath." Chen Yaowu gritted his teeth and continued to be overwhelmed by the river god.

At this moment, Yuelao, who was drinking peach blossom wine in Yuelao Temple, sneezed cooperatively.

"Ah Choo..." Yue Lao rubbed his nose and said, "Is anyone scolding me?"

Shuaishen glanced at him and got up and walked to him, he suddenly took off his clothes and put them on for Yue Lao.

"What are you doing?" Yuelao didn't want to accept his kindness, and remained cold.

Shuaishen grabbed his collar, tucked his shirt, and said, "Don't get sick."

"I'm a god, so I won't get sick." Yuelao just wanted to complain as usual, but he didn't expect that the next sentence would be: "If you are sick, what will happen to these people's marriages. "

After hearing his words, Yuelao looked at the messy marriage line, suddenly a gust of wind blew up in Yuelao Temple, and the red thread fluttered with the wind, swaying like a red ribbon on a wedding tree.Yuelao looked at Shuaishen, and found that his cheeks were red, probably because he drank too much peach blossom wine, and the wine was a little hot.

Shuaishen seemed to realize that Yuelao was looking at him, so he also looked at Yuelao, and asked, "What do you see me doing?"

I don't know why it was just a simple question, but Yue Lao couldn't help but blush, he thought he had drunk too much.

Suddenly the man turned his head to kiss him, a very light kiss, at this moment, the peach blossoms in Yuelao Temple rustled down, like it was raining.Yuelao didn't respond, just stood there in a daze, the wind messed up the marriage line, the petals of the peach blossoms, and fiddled with his heart.

Biaoshen left his lips, glanced at him quietly, then turned to kiss him, it was still a very light kiss, he could hardly feel the strength of that kiss, only slightly moist.He opened his eyes and the man's long eyelashes stuck on the tip of his nose.His hair was loose on the lapel of his shirt.He's like a candy-hungry kid who craves his delicious candy over and over again.

"Ah." Yue Lao was afraid to hit Shuaishen's head with his backhand, then looked at Shuaishen whose eyes were a little sober, and glared, "Is that enough?"

Failing God shook his head with blurred eyes.

Seeing the way he shook his head, Yue Lao didn't know what to do, so he stomped his feet angrily.

"No more kisses, the matter with Chen Yaowu is over." Yuelao explained to him, and then Shuaishen stood there without saying a word. After finishing speaking, Yuelao threw the peach blossom wine in his hand to him, saying: "Drink your bar." After finishing speaking, he turned and left.

Volume Three: The Ancient Immortal