bedside calendar

At night, when Lin Feng was staring at the desk calendar in a daze, the phone rang without warning, and Lin Feng was startled. He couldn't remember when he changed the ringtone of the phone to "Uneasy". The reverse makeup is picturesque, and the name written under the avatar is Zou Le. Lin Feng smiled and picked up the phone, "Hey, what are you doing?"

"What can I do? It's the same thing I said when I came to the starry sky last time," the voice came from the phone. Before Lin Feng could tell what the voice was, Zou Le said again: "How many days on New Year's Day?" Do you have any plans tonight? If not, come over to play, and get together with everyone, and you still have money." The voice of Zou Leben, whose waist is as thick as Lin Feng's ankle, was on the phone.When he was less than 20 years old, Lin Feng played like crazy at that time. Not only gays, but also regular nightclubs. At first, when he saw some people performing cross-dressing, he thought they were all monsters. Later, he realized that not all of them were normal old men. You can also act with makeup on. At that time, there were still some people who were tall and delicate and couldn't sing. They played the recording later to match the lip-syncing, and some people watched it.Lin Feng's grandparents are all fanciers, they learned from him when they were young, and they can sing a few verses seriously. Once at a nightclub, they saw fake singing and were booed by the audience. Lin Feng had a good impression of that person, so he went on stage and sang In "San Niang Jiaozi", "Old Xue Bao, you don't have to cry bitterly. You were turned around and cried. I really hope to teach him a lesson for life. Who knows that he fell suddenly for no reason", and the audience didn't know what they heard Bewildered by Beijing opera, I still thought that Lin Feng sang well, but suddenly lost his voice, and there was no one to join in the show, Lin Feng turned around and sang again, "You know that he is young and has a big heart, and he speaks like a sasser. Since ancient times , No one is as good as a thousand days, but how can a flower bloom for a hundred days? What kind of loom can we use to teach you?" Only this time, when the audience stopped and applauded, Lin Feng seized the opportunity and said: "I'm sorry, my brother today My throat is broken, let me replace him, but my bucket waist can't fit in his clothes, his waist is not a human waist, but a water snake waist. I can't wear the clothes, so I should put on some makeup, and let everyone see my alluring appearance ...Wait a minute, go put on your makeup and come back and sing for everyone." That saved the scene, and I also met Zou Le, whose stage name is "Pictures". I met a well-known reverse actor in this city, and I also sang in nightclubs for a while.During that time, the fox taught Lin Feng a lot, from makeup to singing, he could be regarded as Lin Feng's master.

Lin Feng thought about it, New Year's Day!Well, before the phone rang, Lin Feng was thinking about last year's New Year's Day... This year, things are different, and he doesn't know how to celebrate this festival. Although it can't be said that he misses his relatives during the festive season, but when it comes to the holidays, it's really not good to be alone Better off!Lin Feng thought about the past, and asked, "What do you mean? Not enough manpower for New Year's Day?"

"That's right, there are too many shows, but there are not enough people? Come on!" The last two words "Come on", with a pinch and a turn, the whole kiln sister.When I met Zou Le at Xingkong last time, some friends who sang together in the past invited Lin Feng to come on stage together. The boss of Xingkong happened to be there that day. Lin Feng said that he was busy now. I didn't say anything more.Lin Feng felt goosebumps when he heard Zou Le's last "Come on", "It's alright, alright, I can't stand your monster. It's only a week away, let me seriously prepare the show It's too tight, how many years have I not sold singing!" Lin Feng was still a little hesitant.

"Who still expects you to sing? It's okay for the youngest to rub your eyes. Then come to the head office for a beer stomach. At most, you can only prepare half of the show. It's fine if you can save a show temporarily!" Zou Le said on the phone. He couldn't help laughing, and he didn't spare Lin Feng at all. The bad teacher was handy, which made Lin Feng feel like he was talking to Gang San.

"Okay, just let me host it, that's okay!" Lin Feng listened carefully to the phone and there were still some noises on the phone, and the other party's voice was unstable, so he asked suspiciously, "What's the sound on your side?"

"I'm doing exercise," Zou Le gasped.

"Exercising on the bed!" Another voice cut in.

"Ah!" Lin Feng was taken aback, and immediately exploded and cursed: "You and your man are still on the phone in bed, can't you fuck yourself? Are you angry that I don't have a man!"

"Hahaha...haha..." The phone burst into laughter, and it took a while to hear Zou Le say, "Listen to him, I eat too much and exercise, or if my waist is as thick as yours, how can I go on stage? "

"Fuck!" Lin Feng also laughed.Most of the cross-talking people I know are comrades, and they joke around quite wildly when they get together.

Since the one-night confidant with Han Han that day, it seems that there is no substantive solution to any problem, but Lin Feng feels a lot more comfortable in his heart. It is precisely because of this that Lin Feng can also accept Zou Le's invitation to appear on the stage in the starry sky. Change your own way of life.

"I'm here, welcome!" The voice came first before the person entered Lin Feng's shop, and then he heard the electronic voice of the puppet monkey "Welcome", and the phoenix-eyed Gang San flicked the little monkey, " Much more interesting than that lunatic!"

Lin Feng was lying halfway on the small bed in the middle, watching several famous cross-dressing performances in China with his mobile phone, and he was not willing to lift his eyes to the people who came in when he heard the voice.

Gang San narrowed his phoenix eyes, and listened carefully to the voice coming from Lin Feng's cell phone, and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Crossover." Lin Feng replied concisely, knowing that Gang San would not be able to let An Sheng finish watching it again, so he had to shut himself up and sit down.

"Huh?" Gang San's phoenix eyes slightly opened, "Are you thinking of doing something?"

"Yeah!" After sitting up, he found that the back of his neck was a little sore, and turned his head, "New Year's Day, Xingkong, do you want to play?"

"Xingkong—okay, let's cheer for you!" Gang San squeezed Lin Feng, and Lin Feng moved towards the head of the bed, giving Gang San enough space.Lin Feng looked at him and said, "I have to get some clothes in these two days. Are you free? If you are free, come and look after the shop for me."

Gang San also sat on the small bed, "Okay, I'll be fine all day tomorrow, you can take care of the food."

"That's okay. I'll make an appointment tomorrow afternoon. I have a ready-made set of cross-dressing clothes. I have to go over there to compare and change them. I really don't care about you for lunch. In the evening, call Lei Zi and let's eat together."

"You are not enough to get fucked, let me work and not give you food." Gang San gave Lin Feng a weak look.

"Don't stare at people with your eyes, it looks like you are flirting, you are just a teaser." Lin Feng didn't care about Gang San's tone and stare at all.

Five days later, on Wednesday, December 12th, there are not many people in the starry sky tonight, so the performance is just a preview for the evening of the 30st, and it is also Lin Feng's first day on stage here.Jiao Yang, Han Han, Gang San, and Lei Zi watched Lin Feng who had just finished his make-up, and then sat down in the reserved front row. It's kind of "amazing".

Gang San squinted his phoenix eyes and said: "What's the matter, the waist is far away now, you have never seen a lunatic at the age of 20, which can make you unable to distinguish between men and women."

"His eyes are drawn, I really can't tell the original version, it looks a bit like Gang San." Han Han looked at Gang San's eyes, but in his mind he drew the narrow and long shape of Lin Feng.

"Am I born with it? He's just a negative. Look at Ruhua's almond-shaped eyes. His eyes are already big. Unless the eyes of a lunatic are painted on the eyelids, they can't get any bigger. It can only be painted as phoenix eyes." Gang San, who was born with phoenix eyes, was not satisfied with the comparison between Han Han's eyes drawn by Lin Feng and his own.

Han Han nodded, "It's picturesque. Without makeup, it's pretty, but with makeup, it's really indistinguishable, with a beautiful face."

Everyone was talking, and the beautiful picturesque had come to the stage to sing.

"I really didn't pay attention to it just now, I said—that chest..." Lei Zi opened his eyes wide, is that true?The others all stared at the chest of the person on stage when he said it.It is precisely because everyone has seen the picturesque look without makeup in the background just now, that they feel even more incredible about the plump couple! !

"Men can be plump like this, but it's too easy for women to fake it, right?" Lei Zi continued his research and emotion on the picturesque breasts.

What Han Han was interested in was another thing, "I want to say that the voice is really good," staring at the stage, still thinking, "Is it all real singing?" I don't know who he is asking.

"I think it's true." Lei Zi nodded and said, drinking his bottle of beer.

"What's real, boobs?" Gang San's phoenix eyes narrowed even more. Others were a little stunned before such a performance, but he was very used to it, and he was obviously very excited. The streamer is brilliant.Whispering to Lei Zi, "I'll go up and touch it, take a picture of me!"

"It can't be a real song." Jiao Yang was also a little straight-eyed, shaking his head and said.I only took a sip of the beer in my hand when I opened it, and never touched it again.

Gang San, who was originally in high spirits, gave Jiao Yang a white look, "It's all real singing, as if it's fake."

"How is it possible?" Jiao Yang still didn't believe it.

Han Han shook his head and said, "I don't think it's fake." He took the snacks from the table and ate them.

A few people studied the people on the stage. After the song was over, that figure that they were familiar with but somewhat unfamiliar came onto the stage again, making gags. Gang San whistled, attracted the attention of the people on the stage, and ran up the stage with a smile , Stuffed two red bills on the fake chest of the lunatic.Turning around to signal, Lei Zi hurriedly took a photo with the mobile phone of the lunatic with female make-up and Gang San with phoenix eyes.

Gang San's move brought some men and women who wanted to take pictures to the stage to take photos with Lin Feng, and some followed Gang San to give Lin Feng a tip, and some just took a photo with scissors, Lin Feng did not refuse all comers.