The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

Well……

So hot……

so itchy...

What is touching?

Zhou Han, who was originally sleeping soundly, suddenly felt something poking under him, and poking behind him.

The thing was hot and rough, which made him extremely uncomfortable, so he grumbled dissatisfiedly, and straightened his back sideways.

The thing stopped and did not continue to move.Zhou Han ignored it, moved his head, found a comfortable position and continued to sleep.

Well……

and many more……

what?

Zhou Han froze for a moment. Behind him, there was something thick and hot on his buttocks...

Hey, no, why is there something on his ass?Didn't he come to sleep well at home?

Zhou Han, who was belatedly aware, finally understood what was wrong.He just wanted to open his eyes to have a look, but the thing was suddenly pulled out from behind his buttocks, and then there was a force pulling his pants.

Now Zhou Han had no choice but to open his eyes, but as soon as he opened them, he met a pair of deep and dark eyes.Zhou Han froze for a moment, let go of his hands, and then his pants were pulled down, and his thighs felt cold...

Fuck!big brother!Why are you taking off my pants!

Zhou Han clutched his crotch reflexively, and looked at the man wearing the mask and gold-rimmed glasses with horror.

"Are you awake?" the man said, he seemed to smile, his glasses narrowed, "Turn over and lie down, buttocks pouted."

Turn over?

Lying down?

Ass pouted?

Do it!big brother!

Before Zhou Han had time to speak, someone slapped Baihuahua's thigh. He was startled, and jumped up from the bed, but fell to the ground because of his legs being entangled in his pants, plopping, excruciating pain .

"Why? Surprised." The man said, bending over and squatting down to look at Zhou Han while talking, "Quickly get up and lie down, I'm going to get off work later."

Get off work, your sister!

Zhou Han pushed the man away with a palm, and raised his pants in a panic. When he saw that the man was leaning against the wall and didn't respond at all, Zhou Han became angry. He rushed in front of him and pointed at the man's nose. He scolded: "You are crazy! What do you want to do when you take off my pants? What's wrong with you?! You pervert!"

Compared to Zhou Han's fury, that man was much calmer and calmer. He slowly took off his gold-rimmed glasses, put them in the pocket of his white coat, and then said slowly: "Baby, calm down, don't you Could it be that you will forget what you are doing here after sleeping?"

"Why do you care about me! Let me ask you, why did you touch my butt and thighs just now! Are you trying to take advantage of me?! You bastard!" Zhou Han ignored his words, still jumping furiously.

Ma Dan, when he woke up, he found that his buttocks and thighs were touched by a strange man, how could he bear it!It's unbearable!

"Touch your buttocks and thighs?" The man raised his eyebrows, and he seemed to smile with disdain, but the smile was so fast that Zhou Han didn't see it clearly.But Zhou Han's movement in the next second made Zhou Han jump up in fright.

Because the man reached out and touched his butt, oh, he even squeezed it!Pinch it!

Zhou Han clutched his ass and jumped straight away, looked at the man in horror, and shouted: "Beast! You beast! You touched my ass again!"

"Heh," the man laughed and approached Zhou Han, "You know? That's called touching. I just showed you a demonstration. Don't be afraid. I'm not interested in people like you who walk on three legs. Be good. , Come and lie down, don't delay my get off work!"

"Lie down, sister!" Zhou Han hurried away.But with his short legs, he couldn't match the man's long arm. When the man scooped up his long arm, Zhou Han was brought back by his collar.

"What are you doing? You fucking let go of me!" Feeling uncomfortable in the air, Zhou Han turned his head, bared his teeth and claws at the man, and stretched out his legs to kick the man's crotch, but unfortunately he couldn't reach it!

Your brother-in-law!Is it amazing to have long hands and long legs? !

#Ma Dan, on the injury of short legs#

"Yo," the man spread his legs and grabbed Zhou Han's left leg, which was about to be kicked. He deliberately rubbed it up and down a few times, leaned his head in front of Zhou Han, raised his eyebrows and smiled wickedly, "What? Could it be that I touched you? , you also want to touch me back? Do you want me to show you my size? That’s something your little bean sprouts don’t have~" As he spoke, the man took Zhou Han’s hand and was about to stretch it towards his crotch go.

Let your mother's five-spice spicy fart go!

Zhou Han pulled back his hand vigorously, wanting to give the man in front of him a slap, but just as he raised his hand, he was grabbed by the man.Yes, hold it in the palm of your hand, the whole thing is held in the palm of your hand.

This was the first time Zhou Han realized that his hand was so small that he could be held by that man whole, and he couldn't even struggle to open it!

"Let go of me! You pervert!" Zhou Han bared his teeth and shouted at him.He was held by the man with one foot and one hand, and this posture was ambiguous no matter how you looked at it!

"Tsk tsk tsk, you call me a pervert. If I don't do anything and let you go like this, how can I be worthy of the title you gave me? Right." The man said, grabbing Zhou Han's hand It is necessary to stretch down, "Come, come, let me show you the majesty of the Lord."

"Ahhh...!" Zhou Han screamed, "What are you doing? Let me go! Hurry up!"

The man smiled and said nothing, took Zhou Han's hand and continued to stretch it down.

Seeing that they were about to touch each other, Zhou Han closed his eyes and bit his lower lip tightly, but just at this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Doctor Qin, are you alright? Someone is looking for you outside." A girl rang out from outside the door.

That man, Doctor Qin, let go of Zhou Han's hand, but as soon as he let go, Zhou Han punched him on the cheek.

"You bastard!" Zhou Han roared through gritted teeth.

"Oh your kid is quite spicy." Dr. Qin touched his cheeks and squeezed a few times, looking at Zhou Han's gaze, "Okay, don't make trouble with you, you just just just make trouble, you just just just make trouble, you just just just make trouble, you just just make it, you just just make it, you just just make it. Did you hear me? I'm a doctor, understand? Doctor, the kind of doctor who wears a white coat to save lives. I touched you just now to give you an enema, otherwise you thought I was interested in a little bean sprout like you. Hurry up and lie down, don't get ink stained."

enema...

Zhou Han froze in place, his expression as disgusting as if he had just swallowed a fly!He felt that something must have gone wrong, otherwise he was such a good young man, why would he come to the hospital to feed his intestines?

Fill your sister's intestines!

"Hey, I said, why don't you go up? Do I have to do it? Little Bean Sprout." After speaking, Doctor Qin rolled up his sleeves and started to move his hands.

Zhou Han stepped back while blocking him: "What are you doing? Don't think that you are a doctor and you can do this to me! Get the hell out of here, or I'll beat you up!"

As he said that, Zhou Han made a posture that he was ready to fight at any time.

"Hey." Doctor Qin couldn't help laughing, crossed his hands on his chest, and looked at Zhou Han amusedly: "What do you mean by doing this to you?"

"That's it!" Zhou Han's face was a little rosy when he said this.

This can't be blamed on him, he is a good young man who has lived for more than ten years, and he has never been treated like this by anyone. When he wakes up, he will encounter this hands-on veterinary doctor. Of course he is afraid!

That was really scary!

"Oh?" Doctor Qin's ending sound was a little long, and the tone was a little warped. Zhou Han's eyebrows twitched when he heard it. Just as he was about to speak, Doctor Qin pulled him over.

"What are you doing? You pervert!" Zhou Han thumped, and now he was pulled into Dr. Qin's arms. The man put his arms around his shoulders tightly, pressing his hands tightly Between their chests, they couldn't move, and their legs were also clamped by one of his legs.

It can be said that Zhou Han is now as if being hugged by Doctor Qin, and the other party is leaning over his ear, blowing hot air in his ear:

"Is that so?" After speaking, Dr. Qin's hand landed on Zhou Han's buttocks, and he pinched his buttocks with one hand and rubbed them back and forth a few times, "Well, it's okay~"

Zhou Han's face turned red immediately: "You rascal! Beast! Let go of me!" After speaking, Zhou Han slapped Doctor Qin on the shoulder hard.

He wants to kill him, a beast with a medical crown!

He also said it was a doctor, this is clearly a hooligan!abnormal!Beast!

Hooligans who like to touch people's ass!

"Ah~" Doctor Qin called softly next to his ear, the tone was a bit strange, like moaning/groaning, then he leaned his head to Zhou Han's other ear, and his hand came to the front following his movements .

He grabbed the little Zhou Han through his jeans, and squeezed it maliciously. Zhou Han immediately let go of his fright, and looked at him in horror: "You, you, let go!"

He was so angry and ashamed that his whole face turned pink.

"What?" Dr. Qin raised his eyebrows, his dark eyes were full of teasing, "Stop biting? I thought you liked it, little chick~"

Hina your sister!

Zhou Han gritted his teeth and cursed from the bottom of his heart, his second child was caught, he couldn't be hardened even if he wanted to, so he had to shut up.

"Do you have a long memory? Baby, remember, don't mess with anyone, don't mess with me, fight with me, you're still very young." After speaking, Doctor Qin touched Zhou Han's butt again, "And I'm serious Let me tell you something, I'm a serious doctor, well, remember."

Then Doctor Qin let go of Zhou Han and left.

Zhou Han covered his crotch with one hand and his buttocks with the other, staring angrily at the back of Doctor Qin leaving, gnashing his teeth.

"You beast! Rogue! It's best not to let me see you again, otherwise, or I will beat you to death!"

"Well, it's good for the host to have such an idea, but at present, it seems that the possibility of you beating him to death is zero."

At the same time, a cold mechanical voice sounded in Zhou Han's mind.

"Who is it?" Zhou Han jumped back a few steps in fright, looking around with a pale face.

But apart from that cold equipment, there is no one alive in this room except him.

Is it...? !

Thinking of this, Zhou Han subconsciously hugged his arm and rubbed it.

"Host, please calm down, don't think about it, I'm in your mind." The voice continued, "I'm your guide in "Clothed Beast" - the little ant system."

"Little ant system? A beast in clothes?" Zhou Han frowned, "What is that, I don't know it, I want to go home!"

"Let me give a brief introduction to the host." The little ant system ignored Zhou Han's wishes and said on its own, "Congratulations to the host for coming to the world of "Beasts in Clothes". There is no most perverted here, only more perverted. "

"Yes, it is indeed more perverted." Zhou Han still nodded in agreement with lingering fear when he thought of that Doctor Qin just now.

"So host, you need to complete a series of tasks before you can return to the human world and embrace the beauty." The little ant system continued, with a lukewarm voice.

"Well, it's good to hold a beautiful woman." Finally hearing good words, Zhou Han nodded with satisfaction, but wait, something seems wrong-

"What does it mean to return to the human world after completing a series of tasks? Isn't this the human world? And who the hell are you? Why are you running into my head?!" Zhou Han shouted dissatisfied after he came back.

"Host, please calm down. I am your little ant system, and this is the world of clothes and beasts." Compared to Zhou Han's furious dissatisfaction, the little ant system was so calm that his voice was flat, "Host, have you forgotten the clothes and beasts? You were watching last night-"

Dressed beast?

Zhou Han scratched his head.It seemed to sound familiar, but he really couldn't remember which book it was. He read too many books last night, so he couldn't remember it all at once.

He recently fell in love with a girl and wanted to get close to her slowly, but he was worried that there was no way.Later, I found out who the girl was. She wrote a book on the xx website. Then, in order to know more about that girl, he went to that website and downloaded all of the girl’s books in one go, planning to read them all in one go. , but he read several books but didn't understand what he was talking about, so he gave up and went to sleep.

God knows, what are those abos and mounts talking about.God knows!

"Well, host, that's right, here is a novel written by the girl you like, the world of "Beasts in Dresses", congratulations to the host for successfully opening this world, as a reward, we will present you with a kit in case you need it. "The little ant said systematically, and when the words fell, Zhou Han had a pink kit in his hand.

"...wtf?" Zhou Han was dumbfounded, "What the hell?"

What kind of beastly world? !oh my god.He just wants to go home and find his mother!

"I still have doubts about the detected host. I will answer you in the most concise language. What's the problem with the host?"

"Where is this? Where am I? Why did I come here?" Zhou Han asked.

"To put it simply, you, the host, are just like the protagonists of many online novels. You are wearing a book, but you are wearing the little Huangwen "Clothes and Beasts", and the good news is that this is a book written by a girl you like." As the little ant system said, when he talked about gratification and congratulations, there were sparse applause in Zhou Han's mind.

After the applause ended, the cold voice of the little ant system continued: "Although it is a eunuch text."

"Congratulations to your brother-in-law! I want to go home, so I won't play with you. You can go play in the mud!" After finishing speaking, Zhou Han walked out. He didn't believe this, it must be a lie!

"The host refuses to accept the mission, do you want to carry out the humanitarian destruction plan?" At the same time, Zhou Han heard a ding in his mind, and a voice that sounded like the notification sound of the mobile phone system.

Hearing this voice, it seemed that he was asking the little ant system. Zhou Han was attracted by the humane destruction plan, and stopped holding the door panel.

"What is the Humanitarian Destruction Project?" he asked.

"Oh, the Humane Destruction Plan, to put it simply, it is to explode the whole person in place." The little ant system said, the voice was not as cold as before, but it was a little brisk, "This plan is specially set for the disobedient host .It is said that the current feeling is not bad."

Explode in situ? !

Zhou Han's scalp went numb at once, and what came to mind was the scenes of the protagonists in European and American blockbusters holding bombs and dying with the villains, bloody and bloody, bah, he couldn't even find a whole piece of meat.

it was bloody-

"Such a plan will be used on disobedient hosts?" Zhou Han asked with a bit of fear.

"Yes, that's right, it is used on hosts like you who refuse to accept reality." The little ant system said, "Has the host thought it through clearly? Are you refusing to accept this task?"

"...I, I, I..." Zhou Han tightened his grip on the doorknob in fear, his legs were a little weak, but he still refused to show weakness: "I tell you, don't try to scare me, I will scare you too much!"

"Okay. Now start the Humane Destruction Plan-"

"5-"

"4-"

Fuck!Why is there a countdown!Zhou Han felt that his legs were about to fall to the ground, and asked tremblingly, "Will I return to the original place after the Humane Destruction Plan?"

"No. You, the host, will only turn into powder without leaving any trace." The little ant systematically explained to Zhou Han.

"Then you mean I'm really dead?" Zhou Han asked, he thought that this broken world would send him back to the human world, but it seems like he was thinking too much-

Asiba!

"3-" has counted down to three.

"Yes, die." The little ant system said, "The host is gone, and I will see you again."

Goodbye your sister!

Who knows where to go after death, how can we see you again!asshole!

Zhou Han gritted his teeth, and stopped before the countdown of the notification tone. He thought, after all, it is better to live with the secretary than to die without knowing why.

"The host wants to accept the task?"

"Yes, that's right!" Zhou Han quickly nodded his head, "Tell me what my current identity is now? What do I want to do? I can finish the task and go home quickly-"

"Okay." The little ant system said, and the notification tone disappeared automatically after Zhou Han yelled to stop.The little ant manipulated the system to bring up a page, which displayed a series of English words, which Zhou Han couldn't understand.

"Press your finger to sign the contract." The little ant system said.

"What is it all about? I don't understand it, tell me about it." Zhou Han is a science student, his English is not good, and his English is only at high school level. He only understands the English above. vocabulary.

"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and sign." The little ant system urged, "I have to go back after signing."

"..."

your brother-in-law!

It's really a tiger falling into the sky and being bullied by the system!

Zhou Han resigned to his fate and pressed his thumb on the red button on the page.

Then, a second later, a page popped up on the page saying "signing contract completed, please host to run to Wangkang Avenue", and then, the page disappeared.

"From now on, we are partnerships, the host, please give me your advice." The little ant system said, with a neither salty nor weak voice.

"Well, advice." Zhou Han pursed his lips weakly and smiled.

"Host, do you know Zhou Fumao?" Little Ma asked systematically.

Zhou Fumao?

Zhou Han scratched his head, as if it sounded familiar, he seemed to have seen him somewhere before!

"Xv male model." The little ant system reminded at the right time.

Yes, the male model of a certain indescribable x-film!

Zhou Han remembered that this was the only character he could remember after reading so many books.

Why do you remember him?It's because his profession is quite special.Hahaha, thinking of this, Zhou Han couldn't help laughing.

Because Zhou Fumao's career turned out to be a male model in a certain indescribable X-movie!It's so incredible!There is actually someone whose career is such a male model, haha.

Zhou Hanguang couldn't stop laughing just thinking of this.It's not that he looks down on him, but that he thinks it's really hopeless to be a man. Why would someone who has hands and feet be an xv model?

And it's still the kind of male model who makes heads and poses!This is too damn girly!

"Is it funny?" When Zhou Han couldn't stop laughing, the little ant spoke systematically.

"No, no, no, I didn't mean to look down on him, I just thought he was too motherly, nothing else. And his name is so vulgar and ugly, hahaha." Zhou Han couldn't help laughing halfway through his explanation.

"It's okay, just laugh if you want to." The little ant system said, "Anyway, you will cry because of this sooner or later."

"…Why?"

"Because you are Zhou Fumao from today on."

"..." Zhou Han froze, his smile froze on his lips.

"What did you say? I am that Zhou Fumao?"

"Yes, that's right."

With a plop, Zhou Han's legs softened and he knelt on the ground.

Mom, I want to go home.