The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

"Mu Jiu, you have enmity with my family, don't you?" Zhou Han glanced at him.

"Where's my young master?" Mu Jiu was out of breath, a thin layer of sweat covered his forehead, and his hairline was soaked with sweat.Very anxious and worried.

"Your young master?" Zhou Han crossed his arms and crossed his chest, leaning against the door with his legs between the door and Mu Jiu, blocking his way, "I don't know, I didn't see him. Why? ? Are you having a conflict?"

Mu Jiuxin was surprised by Zhou Han's nonsense. He raised his leg and wanted to walk into the house, but Zhou Han stopped him with his hand.He gave Zhou Han a sharp look, grabbed Zhou Han's wrist decisively, pulled it back, and said in a deep voice, "Get out."

Zhou Han clicked his tongue: "Why are you like this? If you don't agree with each other, you will start your hands. Do you understand what harmony and civilization are?"

"Talking to you is a waste of time." Mu Jiu looked very disdainful.

"Hey Mu Jiu, do you have a problem with me? Come and fight, why are you talking so much nonsense?" Zhou Han murmured to him dissatisfied.He really had enough of Mu Jiu's attitude towards him, as if he was killing his father and enemy.

"Stay away from my young master and I won't hate you." Mu Jiu shook off Zhou Han and said in a low voice.

At the same time, Muzigua's voice sounded behind him.

"Why are you here? Release him quickly!"

This time, Mu Zigua actually changed his habit of urinating as soon as he saw Mu Jiu, and ordered him coldly and impatiently.Zhou Han suddenly understood something, these two guys had a conflict...

"Master, come home with me." The moment he saw Mu Zigua, Mu Jiu's eyes lit up, and he went up to hold his hand, but just as he stretched out his hand, he seemed to suddenly remember something, Twilight took it back.

Seeing this, Mu Zigua became even more angry, his face was blackened to carbon, he turned his back and shouted, "Mu Jiu, get out of here quickly, I don't want to see you."

"Young Master." Mu Jiu looked at him, clenched his hand by his side, and a trace of forbearance flashed in his black eyes, but he quickly covered it up, and only heard him whisper, "Master ordered, no matter what I will take you home. Please come home with me, Master."

"Back to you, back to yourself! Get out now!" Mu Zigua became even more angry when he heard what Mu Jiu said, and pushed Mu Jiu with his hands, trying to push him out.

Mu Jiuyi stood still, grabbed Mu Zigua's wrist, and stared firmly into his eyes: "Master, don't make trouble, let's go home."

The tone of his words was a bit soft.Mu Zigua was stunned for a moment, and then threw him away even more angrily: "Get out! Who wants to go home with you! Let me tell you, Mu Jiu, if you force me again, I will fire you. Go eat the northwest wind!"

Zhou Han was originally a melon-eating crowd quietly watching the theater, but forgive him for not being able to restrain himself when he heard Mu Zigua's words "you go eat the northwest wind", He burst out laughing, and when he smiled, he was naturally attacked by the eyes of the two people who were arguing, one was sad and dissatisfied, and the other was indifferent.

Zhou Han was so frightened that he quickly suppressed his laughter, stretched out his hand and made a movement of zipping his mouth, and then obediently went back to the room to stay.

To be honest, it wasn't that he wasn't worried about them, it was that Mu Zigua's IQ wasn't worth worrying about for Zhou Han.The landlord's family is stupid, sweet, and stupid. He only has eyes for eating, drinking, and drinking, Ah Jiu, Ah Jiu, and that noble and glamorous bodyguard who can't be seen by anyone except his young master. Zhou Han really can't think What will happen between them.

Even if there is a major issue, Mu Jiu will handle it well, so Zhou Han doesn't need to get involved in the muddy waters between them, he should take care of himself and see how he can hook up with Uncle Qin as soon as possible.

Going back to the house and sitting down, Zhou Han continued to watch his TV.Not long after that, Mu Zigua also came back, his face bulging with anger.

Handing him the corn flakes in his hand, Zhou Han asked jokingly, "What? Did you really drive your little bodyguard to eat Northwest Wind?"

"Come on, don't laugh at me, I'm bored." Mu Zigua sat down with an unhappy face, put his head on the table, and pouted his mouth, wanting to cry or not.

Putting the corn flakes aside, Zhou Han kicked Mu Zigua's foot, and asked, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Why are you arguing with him? Aren't you so good that you fit together?"

Mu Zigua looked up at him, curled his lips aggrievedly: "He doesn't like me."

"...?! What?!" Zhou Han felt that he heard the most fake words of this century.He believed that Qin Shen didn't like him, but Mu Jiu didn't like Mu Zigua, that's impossible. If it was true, Zhou Han decided that he would never believe in fairy tales again, because they were all lies.

"Really, Ah Jiu doesn't like me..." The corners of Mu Zigua's lips were pouted and he was about to cry.

This was the first time Zhou Han had seen him like this. He used to be heartless, foolish, and fearless, but Zhou Han felt quite uncomfortable seeing him like this suddenly.How to describe it, it's like, you spend money to buy a wife, and then go back to find that the wife is not used to it, and it's scary.

But he was not used to it, and Zhou Han, who had already regarded Muzigua as a true friend, became serious. He also moved off the sofa, sat on the floor next to Muzigua, patted his back with one hand, and asked Said: "Okay, don't cry like a big girl, come, tell you Mao Daxian, what happened, let Mao Daxian come and figure out for you whether it can be solved."

"You're just a big girl..." Mu Zigua complained, but couldn't help being amused by Zhou Han's words, so he gave Zhou Han an elbow in dissatisfaction, and said, "You are a fortune-telling fairy Mao, ah, it's not right for you How could it be a fortune-telling stick..."

Zhou Han pretended to be in pain and let out a hey: "Isn't this just to make you smile, you still hit me."

"Humph."

"Okay, okay, tell me what's going on with you."

In fact, it’s nothing, that is, after Mu Zigua and Mu Jiu finished eating western food that day, Mu Zigua wanted to go to the bar to play, but Mu Jiu refused to accompany him, and at the same time he was not allowed to go, so the two quarreled over this After getting up, Mu Jiu, who was so angry, slipped to the bar alone late at night, and Mu Zigua, who was getting more and more angry at the bar, became drunk.

It's nothing to get drunk, but what's terrible is that after being drunk, Mu Zigua went crazy and molested a handsome man who had the same temperament as Mu Jiu. people run away.

The next day, Mu Zigua received a call from the landlord's father. The landlord's father was very angry, because the beautiful man Mu Zigua molested that night was his friend's son and his latest apprentice.After the lover returned, he tactfully told the landlord's father about it.The landlord's father was very angry after hearing this, so he asked Mu Zigua to go back to the base camp to face the wall and ask for a blind date.

Mu Zigua likes men, and the landlord of Mu Meishan doesn't care at all, but what bothers him the most is that Mu Zigua likes to mess around and can't settle down, so he arranges Mu Jiu by his side and watches him carefully , but what he didn't expect was that Mu Jiu couldn't look down on Mu Zigua and let him go to the bar to fool around.This made him very angry, so he decided to recall Mu Zigua and discipline him personally, and even arranged a blind date for him to find a reliable man to stabilize him.

After hearing this, Zhou Han really wanted to sympathize with poor Mu Zigua, but he really couldn't help it, and finally curled up on the ground holding his belly and held back his laughter: "Comrade Guajiji, why don't you marry me? Something happened, you deserve it, hahaha..."

If you can't hold back your laughter, you should laugh out loud, hahahahahahahaha.Zhou Han's barbell-like laughter filled the room.

Mu Zigua glared at him, and hit him angrily, trying to cover Zhou Han's mouth, but just as he raised his hand, he put it down again feebly. Finally, he sighed deeply.

The sad look with his chin resting on his shoulders is really the same as Sha Matt in the non-mainstream era. Although it looks worthy of sympathy, Zhou Han just wants to laugh hahahaha...

After laughing for a long time, Zhou Han was finally able to regain control of himself and become the master of his emotions. He sat up straight, straightened his clothes, cleared his throat, and looked like an official leader about to speak, but he wanted to laugh as soon as he opened his mouth: "Guajiji, you better not be sad, your sad painting style always reminds me of Erha who is trying to be cute."

"Hey shit!" Mu Zigua yelled, staring at him with a puffy face, "What's the matter? Can't I pretend to be sad? Zhou Fumao, you are looking for death, do you know? Believe it or not, I will beat you up?"

"Yes, yes, come here however you like, I'll get you something to eat. Slow down and experience your bright and sad time, it's rare after all." Saying that, Zhou Han stood up and walked to the kitchen Go, he's going to get something to eat.

Zhou Han, who likes to eat, can only cook a simple noodle.As soon as the water boils, put the noodles in and scald them. After a few minutes, pick them up, add some seasonings, and you're ready to eat.But today Zhou Han fried an extra egg on purpose, because Mu Zigua was unhappy, so he made a poached egg for him. Although it wasn't very successful, it was a distraction anyway.

"Host, you are really the prince of the dark cooking world." The little ant system couldn't help crawling out to complain about him.

"What's the matter? People always have things they are not good at. I just need to be responsible for their beauty. Otherwise, if they are good-looking and can cook, that would be a foul. We have to give other people a way to survive." Zhou Han giggled.

The little ant system was silent for a while. Seeing that Zhou Han was stuck in his own world, he didn't say anything. After he finished laughing, he said kindly: "Qin Shen can cook, and his skill is comparable to that of a chef."

"..." Can we not compare with a non-human like him?

"Is the host ashamed? If you are ashamed, hurry up and marry Qin Shen back home." Suddenly, the style of the little ant system changed, and it began to advertise with emotion, "No 998, no 888, just a flower, You can take him home and monopolize him!"

Zhou Han suddenly had a feeling that "his system has gone crazy", and swallowed: "... How much advertising fee did you charge him?"

"Are you still my system?"

"Are you from your mother-in-law's family?"

"Oh, I'm exposed, I'm so sorry, I dived."

"...Wait." Zhou Han called to it: "That flower, what kind of flower is that?"

"chrysanthemum."

……

ah!Hold!

Zhou Han returned to the living room with a stiff face and two bowls of noodles. Mu Zigua, who was still sad, was eating his cheese-flavored cornflakes happily. Stuffed it into his mouth, then took Zhou Han's noodles, and took a big mouthful.

"It's hot." Zhou Han said.But Muzigua had already stuffed a big mouthful of noodles into his mouth, and immediately spit it into the trash can beside him, crying while blowing: "Fuck! Murder for sex..."

Zhou Hanbai glanced at him, sat aside with the noodles, mixed the tomato sauce on the noodles, and then began to eat slowly, took a few bites, he felt that this was too troublesome and uncomfortable, so he returned to his true colors, I ate it with big mouthfuls.

I really don't know what is the meaning of life for Qin Shen who eats so slowly, it's boring.

Zhou Han was very satisfied with the noodles he cooked this time. Although it wasn't delicious, at least it was cooked and not lumpy!Very satisfied!

But Mu Zigua was very dissatisfied with this noodle. After taking a bite, he put down the bowl, looked at Zhou Han with a complicated expression, and said with a heavy expression, "Da Mao, I want to tell you something very serious."

"Say it."

"The food you cook can't be described as unpalatable. Sure enough, you are also a vase. What looks good is not useful."

"Guin. If you have something to eat, you're just laughing, and you hate it so much." Zhou Han was speechless, "I love it, but if I don't, I'll feed it to the cat."

"Do you still have a cat? Where is it?" Mu Zigua's eyes lit up instantly when he mentioned cats. He likes cats, but Mu Jiu is allergic to cat fur, so he didn't keep them.

"Where's the stray cat downstairs?"

"Why don't you bring it back to raise it? Then I will live in your house forever." Lying back, Mu Zigua said with his head on his pillow.

The movement between Zhou Han's face paused, and a look of depression quickly flashed in his eyes, but Dante quickly retracted it, smiled, and said, "I still don't want it."

In case one day they go back by themselves, wouldn't they become stray cats again?From nothing to something, and then to nothing, this repetition is too painful.Might as well not have it in the first place.

Mu Zigua didn't notice the change in Zhou Han's mood, he was absorbed in his own thoughts again.It wasn't until Zhou Han finished eating the noodles and asked him if he wanted to eat that he came back to his senses, smiled, then picked up the bowl and walked towards the door.

Opening the door, Mu Jiu was still standing straight outside the door, seeing him, a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes, he reached out to grab Mu Zigua's hand, but Mu Zigua took the opportunity to stuff the bowl into his hand: "Eat. "Then Mu Zigua closed the door and went in.

Zhou Han had already finished clearing the bowls, took a bottle of water for himself, stood by the window, looked out the window: "Come on, continue to tell me about the matter between you and your little bodyguard."

"it is good."

The reason why Mu Zigua was so angry was that Mu Jiu agreed with the landlord's father and asked Mu Zigua to go on a blind date.Mu Zigua was very dissatisfied with Mu Jiu's attitude, so he quarreled with him. Although Mu Zigua often accused Mu Jiu, Mu Jiu endured it silently.

Mu Jiu's attitude made Mu Zigua angry, so he slammed the door and left, and then Mu Jiu followed.

"How could he not like you? You are thinking too much." Zhou Han said, "Relax, your bodyguard must have you in his heart."

"Then he still agrees with me going on a blind date. He likes a fart. Shouldn't he stop me from getting angry and jealous in this situation?"

"I told you not to watch so many eight o'clock shifts." Zhou Han said helplessly, "Do you think someone like your Mu Jiu would want to do such a thing? You are stupid, think more carefully."

"Yes, so what should I do?"

"I think to myself, I'm also in a state of desperation right now."

"That's right, how is your progress, Da Mao? Have you caught up with Qin Shen? What base is it?" Mu Zigua, who is gossip, will never let go of these things.

"I don't know, I've been following the strategies for a long time, but Qin Shen doesn't seem to have changed much..." Zhou Han sighed, "It's really hard to chase."

"Tsk." Mu Zigua shook his head, "I think you can increase the dose, Da Mao, and you don't need to use your presence every day. Ask him out to play more when you have time. Feelings, that's how it comes."

"Really?" Zhou Han glanced at him suspiciously, "But where should I take him? Watching movies or going shopping?"

Mu Zigua looked at Zhou Han like an idiot: "No wonder you haven't been able to catch up with him. It's terrible to have a low EQ."

"Guin."

"Qin Shen is a man, you definitely can't chase him the way you chase girls. It's best not to go shopping or anything, but watching movies is fine, but you have to choose those movies that are comparable, maybe you just watch them. So what's the matter..."

The next time is for Junshi Gua to explain how to chase men in detail to Zhou Han.

"Do you really want to take him to that kind of place?" Zhou Han was not very willing, after all, he had never been to that kind of place.

"Of course, how good the environment is, how it promotes feelings."

Zhou Han was silent for a while, and it took a long time before he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let's go."

Fight his old life!