"Dad, why did you ask me to come back? You are in such a hurry." Mu Zigua, who had finally returned to the Mu family's base camp, rushed into the tea room where his father was, like a wild horse that had taken off its stiffness.
Like him, his father is a common man, he doesn't like to study, but he likes to drink tea, count money, and look at beauties when he has nothing to do.
Well, as expected of a landlord's family.Muzigua is very proud of her family's customs.
"Gua, you're back, come here, come and have a drink with me, your father, I'm getting bored to death." Mu Meishan patted the seat next to him with one hand, and greeted Mu Zigua with the other.
Mu Zigua rushed over in a hurry, picked up the teacup and stewed it in one sip, and hurriedly said, "Tell me, what is the urgent matter that brought me back?"
Mu Jiu didn't follow in, but stood outside the door.When he was closing the door, Mu Meishan just glanced over. After the two exchanged looks, he closed the door tightly and went downstairs.
"Bastard, your dad has to have a big deal to bring you back, right? Don't you think your dad is a big deal?" Mu Meishan was dissatisfied with his son's attitude, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed his ear.
"Ouch." Muzigua yelled in pain, and smiled shyly, "Father, you are beautiful, you are right in everything you say, you let go quickly, your ears are about to fall off."
"Bastard!" Mu Meishan slapped Mu Zigua's head with a palm, but he didn't use any force.
"Hee hee hee." Mu Zigua grinned, and thumped Mu Meishan's thigh like a dog, "Dad, did you finally realize that you still owe me a birthday present?"
"I owe you a slap, do you want it?" Mu Meishan squinted at him with dissatisfaction on his face, "You don't go home on your birthday, you still have the nerve to ask me for a gift, you cheeky who gave it?"
"You, my handsome landlord father." Mu Zigua patted his father's ass, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, his mouth was leaking oil, "My father is so handsome, the son he gave birth to is of course She's also thicker-skinned than others."
"Okay, okay, don't be poor, it's disgusting. Here you are." Mu Meishan couldn't bear it, picked up a bunch of car keys and threw them to him. Although his mouth was extremely disgusted, his eyes were full of The smile still expressed his mood at the moment.
"Damn! Thank you, Dad!" Mu Zigua took the key and gave him a big one, "Dad, you are so handsome! I love you so much!"
"Dad, if it's okay, I'll leave first." After getting the bargain, Mu Zigua turned around and wanted to leave.He was still thinking about his big wool.The friendship between the two of them is not fake, he rushed to collect his body~
"Why go, stay for dinner. You have nothing to do."
"Who said no!" Mu Zigua was dissatisfied, why in his father's eyes he seemed to be idle, "I have to hurry to find Da Mao."
"Why are you looking for that hair? Could it be that your father is not as good as that stupid hair?" Mu Meishan was dissatisfied.
"Dad, my name is Zhou Fumao, not Daimao." Mu Zigua corrected him speechlessly.
"Whatever, anyway, if you don't leave today after dinner, don't ask me for a dime in the future." After leaving this sentence, Mu Meishan left with a cup of tea, leaving behind a sad face. Mu Zigua howled in the tea room.
Mu Meishan went down to the first floor, and Mu Jiu was sitting on the sofa beside him. When he saw him coming down, he stood up and nodded to him.After Mu Meishan glanced at him, he continued to look at the flowers in the backyard with his teacup.
Mu Jiu stood there for a moment, and then followed.
###
What Qin Shen couldn't deny was that when he heard that brother Shen who was crying ghosts and gods, he wanted to pick up a scalpel and kill Zhou Han on the spot.
Where did this coquettish bastard come from!
It was so disgusting that he got goosebumps all over the place.Although Qin Shen wanted to hit someone very much, he didn't do that. He just stood still and turned around expressionlessly.
And it just so happened that at the same time, Zhou Han rushed too fast and the high heels under his feet were too high, so when his left foot sprained and his right foot bumped into his left foot, Zhou Han rushed to the street.
The whole person fell on the ground in a large font, there was a bang on the tiles on the forehead, and even the wig fell out.When Qin Shen heard this sound, he felt pain.
However, our client, cannon fodder, unlucky boy, Zhou Han didn't feel this way. He raised his head, stretched out his hand to Qin Shen, rubbed the pink lip gloss on his cheek a few times, it looked a little funny, but he still wanted to make a move. A look of deep affection and sorrow: "Brother Shen, have you forgotten Zhou Fumao from Daming Hospital?"
……
The cafe, which was originally quiet with few people, became even quieter. Everyone poked their heads out of their seats to watch the scene forcefully.
"..." Qin Shen choked speechlessly. He didn't want to care about Zhou Han's idiot, but under the curious eyes of everyone, in order to prevent Zhou Han from making any more noise, he had no choice but to squat down and pick up He put the wig on the floor for Zhou Han, and tidied Liu Hai for him. At the same time, he lifted his chin gently, and said in a low voice, "Baby, if you make trouble again, I will cut your little bean sprouts."
When Qin Shen said this, there was a slight smile on his lips, and his movements were very gentle, but his obsidian eyes were full of impatience, and the words he said were full of coercion.
"Brother Shen~" Zhou Han grabbed his sleeve, ignored Qin Shen's warning words, and shouted again, "You must have forgotten Zhou Fumao from Daming Hospital, otherwise why would you be willing to let me come out to see you? What about the man, hmph, I hate~"
Qin Shen flipped his hand back, freed Zhou Han's hand from holding his sleeve, put his hand across Zhou Han's armpit, lifted him up, looked down into his eyes from top to bottom: "Well, then what? Are you going to let me remember?"
"..." Oh my god!Zhou Han was frightened by his dark eyes, and quickly turned his head to the side, not daring to look directly at him. Qin Shen's dark eyes seemed to suck him in, it was too scary.
"Well, how about it? Little bean sprouts."
"If you can't say anything, be honest with me, otherwise you will feel better." Qin Shen leaned his ear into Zhou Han's ear and smiled, he wanted to laugh when he saw the man's rapidly flushed face and ears. I also want to use him to a certain extent, heh, what a rubbish.
Zhou Han was a little annoyed when his mind was seen through and threatened, but he couldn't control that much. The matter had come to an end, so he had no choice but to grab Qin Shen's neck with a hook, and with a leap of his legs, he was hanging on him. body.
"I don't care. If you don't take me out of here, I won't come down." Zhou Han said in a low voice.He is broken now.
"..."
Onlookers: ⊙︿⊙!
"Zhou Fumao!" Zhou Kaizong's angry voice sounded, "What are you doing? Come down quickly!"
"Huh? Little cutie, why are you hanging on him?" Dakuai Wang also surrounded him in surprise.
Fearing that Zhou Kaizong would pull him off, Zhou Han quickly hugged Qin Shen's neck even harder, and his legs clamped his waist even harder. After his whole body fit Qin Shen seamlessly, he raised his face: " Brother, this is my man, you don't have to bother to find me a boyfriend, thank you!"
"Fart!" Zhou Kaizong was so angry that his face turned black, he walked over quickly, grabbed Zhou Han's hand and fell to the ground, "Get out of here quickly! Don't make trouble for me!"
He thought that according to Qin Shen's personality, he would not dump Zhou Han directly, but he didn't expect him to pull him up. Zhou Kaizong felt that something was wrong, and when he saw Zhou Han hanging directly on Qin Shen , he was even more angry, he had never opened this position before, and Zhou Han actually used it in advance!
"No, he is my man! I won't let go, I don't want to leave my man!" Zhou Han grabbed Qin Shen's neck with all his might, refusing to let go.
Seeing that the matter was getting serious, the melon-eaters were even more happy to watch with their mobile phones and coffee.
Tsk tsk, this is the first time they have seen the scene of two men robbing a man in real life. It's so amazing, it can be made into a TV series.The name of the play is "The Crowd Who Eats Melons Watching Three Men in One Play".
"Get out! Come down for me!"
"No, no, no, I don't want it, this is my brother Shen, it's none of your business!"
"Zhou Fumao!"
"Boom~" The quarrel ended with Zhou Han leaving a big smack on Qin Shen's face.
Zhou Kaizong's hands froze in the air, he looked at Qin Shen in disbelief, his eyes were full of shock.
"Don't make trouble," Qin Shen said, putting his hand on Zhou Han's shoulder, trying to break him off, "Come down quickly."
"Don't! You touch me and you are mine! You have to be responsible!"
"If you don't take responsibility, I'll put your nude photos on gay websites!"
"...Okay." Qin Shen raised the corners of his lips and smiled, holding Zhou Han's butt with one hand, "Kai Zong, I'll take him back first."
"..." Zhou Kaizong was shocked.
"..." Zhou Han was also shocked.He thought Qin Shen would leave him behind, but he agreed so simply...
Be good, Zhou Han felt flustered for no reason.The left eyelid suddenly jumped up.
When Qin Shen walked out with his buttocks in his hands, Zhou Han suddenly wanted to regret it. He suddenly felt that it would not be a big deal if he went back to continue the blind date. Being groped by that uncle...
"I regret it, can I go back?" Zhou Han shrank his neck and said, he felt that Qin Shen seemed to be angry.
"No." Qin Shen resolutely refused.
When Qin Shen stuffed him into the co-pilot, Zhou Han crawled to the other side without even needing his shoes. He had to run quickly, or he would die.
But how could Qin Shen let him run away? He dragged his feet and pulled him over. After a few clicks, Qin Shen untied his belt and tied Zhou Han's hands to the doorknob.
"...⊙︿⊙" Zhou Han was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out, what is this for? !
Bundled play? !
Wow!very scary!Unexpectedly, Qin Shen's taste was so strong that Zhou Han was about to pee in fright.
Like him, his father is a common man, he doesn't like to study, but he likes to drink tea, count money, and look at beauties when he has nothing to do.
Well, as expected of a landlord's family.Muzigua is very proud of her family's customs.
"Gua, you're back, come here, come and have a drink with me, your father, I'm getting bored to death." Mu Meishan patted the seat next to him with one hand, and greeted Mu Zigua with the other.
Mu Zigua rushed over in a hurry, picked up the teacup and stewed it in one sip, and hurriedly said, "Tell me, what is the urgent matter that brought me back?"
Mu Jiu didn't follow in, but stood outside the door.When he was closing the door, Mu Meishan just glanced over. After the two exchanged looks, he closed the door tightly and went downstairs.
"Bastard, your dad has to have a big deal to bring you back, right? Don't you think your dad is a big deal?" Mu Meishan was dissatisfied with his son's attitude, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed his ear.
"Ouch." Muzigua yelled in pain, and smiled shyly, "Father, you are beautiful, you are right in everything you say, you let go quickly, your ears are about to fall off."
"Bastard!" Mu Meishan slapped Mu Zigua's head with a palm, but he didn't use any force.
"Hee hee hee." Mu Zigua grinned, and thumped Mu Meishan's thigh like a dog, "Dad, did you finally realize that you still owe me a birthday present?"
"I owe you a slap, do you want it?" Mu Meishan squinted at him with dissatisfaction on his face, "You don't go home on your birthday, you still have the nerve to ask me for a gift, you cheeky who gave it?"
"You, my handsome landlord father." Mu Zigua patted his father's ass, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, his mouth was leaking oil, "My father is so handsome, the son he gave birth to is of course She's also thicker-skinned than others."
"Okay, okay, don't be poor, it's disgusting. Here you are." Mu Meishan couldn't bear it, picked up a bunch of car keys and threw them to him. Although his mouth was extremely disgusted, his eyes were full of The smile still expressed his mood at the moment.
"Damn! Thank you, Dad!" Mu Zigua took the key and gave him a big one, "Dad, you are so handsome! I love you so much!"
"Dad, if it's okay, I'll leave first." After getting the bargain, Mu Zigua turned around and wanted to leave.He was still thinking about his big wool.The friendship between the two of them is not fake, he rushed to collect his body~
"Why go, stay for dinner. You have nothing to do."
"Who said no!" Mu Zigua was dissatisfied, why in his father's eyes he seemed to be idle, "I have to hurry to find Da Mao."
"Why are you looking for that hair? Could it be that your father is not as good as that stupid hair?" Mu Meishan was dissatisfied.
"Dad, my name is Zhou Fumao, not Daimao." Mu Zigua corrected him speechlessly.
"Whatever, anyway, if you don't leave today after dinner, don't ask me for a dime in the future." After leaving this sentence, Mu Meishan left with a cup of tea, leaving behind a sad face. Mu Zigua howled in the tea room.
Mu Meishan went down to the first floor, and Mu Jiu was sitting on the sofa beside him. When he saw him coming down, he stood up and nodded to him.After Mu Meishan glanced at him, he continued to look at the flowers in the backyard with his teacup.
Mu Jiu stood there for a moment, and then followed.
###
What Qin Shen couldn't deny was that when he heard that brother Shen who was crying ghosts and gods, he wanted to pick up a scalpel and kill Zhou Han on the spot.
Where did this coquettish bastard come from!
It was so disgusting that he got goosebumps all over the place.Although Qin Shen wanted to hit someone very much, he didn't do that. He just stood still and turned around expressionlessly.
And it just so happened that at the same time, Zhou Han rushed too fast and the high heels under his feet were too high, so when his left foot sprained and his right foot bumped into his left foot, Zhou Han rushed to the street.
The whole person fell on the ground in a large font, there was a bang on the tiles on the forehead, and even the wig fell out.When Qin Shen heard this sound, he felt pain.
However, our client, cannon fodder, unlucky boy, Zhou Han didn't feel this way. He raised his head, stretched out his hand to Qin Shen, rubbed the pink lip gloss on his cheek a few times, it looked a little funny, but he still wanted to make a move. A look of deep affection and sorrow: "Brother Shen, have you forgotten Zhou Fumao from Daming Hospital?"
……
The cafe, which was originally quiet with few people, became even quieter. Everyone poked their heads out of their seats to watch the scene forcefully.
"..." Qin Shen choked speechlessly. He didn't want to care about Zhou Han's idiot, but under the curious eyes of everyone, in order to prevent Zhou Han from making any more noise, he had no choice but to squat down and pick up He put the wig on the floor for Zhou Han, and tidied Liu Hai for him. At the same time, he lifted his chin gently, and said in a low voice, "Baby, if you make trouble again, I will cut your little bean sprouts."
When Qin Shen said this, there was a slight smile on his lips, and his movements were very gentle, but his obsidian eyes were full of impatience, and the words he said were full of coercion.
"Brother Shen~" Zhou Han grabbed his sleeve, ignored Qin Shen's warning words, and shouted again, "You must have forgotten Zhou Fumao from Daming Hospital, otherwise why would you be willing to let me come out to see you? What about the man, hmph, I hate~"
Qin Shen flipped his hand back, freed Zhou Han's hand from holding his sleeve, put his hand across Zhou Han's armpit, lifted him up, looked down into his eyes from top to bottom: "Well, then what? Are you going to let me remember?"
"..." Oh my god!Zhou Han was frightened by his dark eyes, and quickly turned his head to the side, not daring to look directly at him. Qin Shen's dark eyes seemed to suck him in, it was too scary.
"Well, how about it? Little bean sprouts."
"If you can't say anything, be honest with me, otherwise you will feel better." Qin Shen leaned his ear into Zhou Han's ear and smiled, he wanted to laugh when he saw the man's rapidly flushed face and ears. I also want to use him to a certain extent, heh, what a rubbish.
Zhou Han was a little annoyed when his mind was seen through and threatened, but he couldn't control that much. The matter had come to an end, so he had no choice but to grab Qin Shen's neck with a hook, and with a leap of his legs, he was hanging on him. body.
"I don't care. If you don't take me out of here, I won't come down." Zhou Han said in a low voice.He is broken now.
"..."
Onlookers: ⊙︿⊙!
"Zhou Fumao!" Zhou Kaizong's angry voice sounded, "What are you doing? Come down quickly!"
"Huh? Little cutie, why are you hanging on him?" Dakuai Wang also surrounded him in surprise.
Fearing that Zhou Kaizong would pull him off, Zhou Han quickly hugged Qin Shen's neck even harder, and his legs clamped his waist even harder. After his whole body fit Qin Shen seamlessly, he raised his face: " Brother, this is my man, you don't have to bother to find me a boyfriend, thank you!"
"Fart!" Zhou Kaizong was so angry that his face turned black, he walked over quickly, grabbed Zhou Han's hand and fell to the ground, "Get out of here quickly! Don't make trouble for me!"
He thought that according to Qin Shen's personality, he would not dump Zhou Han directly, but he didn't expect him to pull him up. Zhou Kaizong felt that something was wrong, and when he saw Zhou Han hanging directly on Qin Shen , he was even more angry, he had never opened this position before, and Zhou Han actually used it in advance!
"No, he is my man! I won't let go, I don't want to leave my man!" Zhou Han grabbed Qin Shen's neck with all his might, refusing to let go.
Seeing that the matter was getting serious, the melon-eaters were even more happy to watch with their mobile phones and coffee.
Tsk tsk, this is the first time they have seen the scene of two men robbing a man in real life. It's so amazing, it can be made into a TV series.The name of the play is "The Crowd Who Eats Melons Watching Three Men in One Play".
"Get out! Come down for me!"
"No, no, no, I don't want it, this is my brother Shen, it's none of your business!"
"Zhou Fumao!"
"Boom~" The quarrel ended with Zhou Han leaving a big smack on Qin Shen's face.
Zhou Kaizong's hands froze in the air, he looked at Qin Shen in disbelief, his eyes were full of shock.
"Don't make trouble," Qin Shen said, putting his hand on Zhou Han's shoulder, trying to break him off, "Come down quickly."
"Don't! You touch me and you are mine! You have to be responsible!"
"If you don't take responsibility, I'll put your nude photos on gay websites!"
"...Okay." Qin Shen raised the corners of his lips and smiled, holding Zhou Han's butt with one hand, "Kai Zong, I'll take him back first."
"..." Zhou Kaizong was shocked.
"..." Zhou Han was also shocked.He thought Qin Shen would leave him behind, but he agreed so simply...
Be good, Zhou Han felt flustered for no reason.The left eyelid suddenly jumped up.
When Qin Shen walked out with his buttocks in his hands, Zhou Han suddenly wanted to regret it. He suddenly felt that it would not be a big deal if he went back to continue the blind date. Being groped by that uncle...
"I regret it, can I go back?" Zhou Han shrank his neck and said, he felt that Qin Shen seemed to be angry.
"No." Qin Shen resolutely refused.
When Qin Shen stuffed him into the co-pilot, Zhou Han crawled to the other side without even needing his shoes. He had to run quickly, or he would die.
But how could Qin Shen let him run away? He dragged his feet and pulled him over. After a few clicks, Qin Shen untied his belt and tied Zhou Han's hands to the doorknob.
"...⊙︿⊙" Zhou Han was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out, what is this for? !
Bundled play? !
Wow!very scary!Unexpectedly, Qin Shen's taste was so strong that Zhou Han was about to pee in fright.
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