The self-cultivation of the coquettish bitch

After thinking about it, Zhou Han felt that Qin Shen was the best candidate for the performance. Although he was a rascal and a beast, he had a high score, so what else could people say about this tm.

And compared to the first two choices, Zhou Han would really like to choose Qin Shen.That's impossible for Mr. Zhou, Zhou Han can't guarantee that he won't get dizzy in the middle of his performance.And Zhou Kaizong is even more impossible, Zhou Han has already classified him as a deadly enemy.

So the rest is Qin Shen, he is undoubtedly the best candidate.

However, at the thought of performing the [Happy] task in front of him, Zhou Han felt cold in his ass, toothache, and ball pain.

This is undoubtedly rushing to give him xx. Although helpless, Zhou Han is also helpless.Whoever gets the most points is the uncle.

Zhou Han, who was walking back in pain, scolded Qin Shen in his heart, while thinking to himself how to complete the task quickly and successfully.

"Host, where's your kit?"

"Gift bag?"

It’s okay not to mention, but Zhou Han just remembered that the tips given to him by the system before seemed to be lost, ahhh, Zhou Han couldn’t help but burst into words, he really felt that this year was his natal year, and everything was not going his way , everything is bad.

"Careless, forget everything." The little ant system criticized and educated him without hesitation.

"Yes, yes, I am, so do you know where I lost it? How can I find it?"

"..." The little ant system was silent for a while, as if it was looking for something, and after a while, it said: "It was on Qin Shen, I lost it when we met for the first time."

"...Nie Yuan!" Zhou Han was not surprised by this answer at all.He seemed to have seen his fate of being tied to Qin Shen by hand.

The little ant system detected his inner thoughts, and nodded indifferently. Only when Zhou Han found the male lead, he would deeply realize what evil fate is.

Alas, poor baby.

Back on the third floor, Zhou Han originally planned to go to Qin Shen's office to wait for him, but he didn't know where his office was, so he planned to ask.But as soon as he returned to the third floor, he heard the nurses hurriedly saying that the Rh blood was not enough, and he had to go to another hospital for urgent transfer or something.

rh?Isn't that panda blood in blood?

Zhou Han thought that the boy in the car accident was really unlucky, but when he was dragged by the nurse to draw blood, the stinging pain caused by the needle piercing the skin, and the fresh blood being drawn away, Zhou Han felt that he was really crazy , actually so kindly ran to donate blood.

It really hurts my father!

Yes, that's right, Zhou Han has been afraid of injections since he was a child, just like some people are afraid of frogs, don't say he is afraid of pain, mother, tm, when you try to face something you are afraid of, are you not afraid that you will not hurt?

But there was another benefit to donating blood. The nurse sister finally helped him cut off the belt that bound his hands. Zhou Han, who had regained his freedom, instantly felt that life was better again.

So in order to avoid the effect of psychological fear, Zhou Han turned his head away to tease the sister nurse who was sitting on the side.

With such a tease, the nurse revealed all the funny things about Qin Shen.

After Zhou Han listened to it, he felt that Qin Shen was really an out-and-out hooligan, a big beast!Almost everyone in the hospital has been molested by him, it's really shameless!

Zhou Han sighed a few times, thinking in his heart that after finishing [Happy], he must clean himself up and stay away from Qin Beast!

The nurse dropped the needle and gave Zhou Han a cotton swab to press the needle to stop the bleeding. Before leaving, she looked at Zhou Han and murmured to herself: "Why do I feel that you are quite right with that unrecognizable person?" Like..."

"...?" Zhou Han was dumbfounded, with an expression that you were teasing me.

It's all changed beyond recognition, how do you look like me? !Wait, don't go, come back and speak clearly, hey—

But the nurse had already run away with the blood bag, ignoring Zhou Han.Zhou Han lay down on the hospital bed dissatisfied. He felt that he was so angry that he needed to be paralyzed for a while to suppress his shock.

But his paralysis lasted for an hour or two, and he fell asleep.He slept very restlessly, and the things that happened in the past few days were constantly mixed in his mind. From the moment he opened his eyes and came into this world to the moment when he just had his blood drawn, Zhou Han's brain was clearly revolving, like It is like playing a light film.

In the last shot, the nurse's face suddenly magnified in front of him, telling him word by word that the unrecognizable man lying in the operation was him, Zhou Han, not Zhou Fumao.

Zhou Han was so frightened that he woke up, and sat up suddenly, with a thin layer of sweat on his forehead.Stretching out his hand to cover the left atrium, he breathed a sigh of relief when he felt the beating of his heart, and wiped a thin layer of sweat from his forehead.

It must be because I am exhausted that I have nightmares.Zhou Han thought, but his gaze swept across the hospital bed on one side.He saw a pair of familiar leather shoes.When he looked up along the belt, it was indeed Qin Shen who caught his eyes.

Wearing a white coat, Qin Shen's upper body was leaning against the bed and the wall, while his lower body was also crossed on the stool with his legs crossed.His eyes were closed tightly, and he looked as if he was sleeping.His hands are crossed across his chest, a pair of golden eyes are on the bridge of his nose, and the mask is half hanging on his ears. At this moment, a few bangs that were originally combed loosely fall on his forehead, making him look somewhat Very lazy and tired.

Hmph, gentle scum, a beast in clothes!

Zhou Han rolled his eyes in disdain, but when he saw the belt on the drawer, his eyes rolled and he took it into consideration instantly.

He thought of a way to take revenge on Qin Shen!hehehe-

Gently getting up from the bed, Zhou Han sneaked out of the room.After a while, he returned to the ward with a rope he found from some garbage corner, and tiptoely tied it up for Qin Shen.

He tied Qin Shen's overlapping feet to the stool.

Just imagining the scene of him waking up and tripping over a stool, Zhou Han couldn't help laughing, but he covered his mouth to hold back, he had more important things to do, so he couldn't wake him up.

Yes, that’s right, Zhou Han wants to perform the [Happy] task in front of Qin Shen while he is asleep. Anyway, the task is to perform in front of him, but there is no rule whether Qin Shen should be awake to watch or fall asleep look.

Hahaha, Zhou Han felt that he was really too smart to think of such a method. He was so impressed by his wit and cleverness that he almost fell in love with him.

Because Zhou Han was immersed in his wit and cleverness, he missed such an important detail as the person leaning on the bed moved his eyes.

Zhou Han hurriedly ran to the empty floor in front of the hospital bed, ready to jump, but looking at Qin Shen's face made him really uncomfortable, so he turned his back to him.

And at this moment, the person lying behind him slowly opened his eyes, his black pupils were full of smiles.

"Host, you are taking advantage of a loophole!" Sensing Zhou Han's thoughts, the little ant said systematically, "Why don't you dare to jump in front of him? Why are you so cowardly!"

"Cut. Anyway, there is no rule that he must be awake to watch. I can do whatever I want. Why don't you care about me so much? I just finish the task." Anyway, Zhou Han was determined to do this, anyway, he Just complete the task, no matter how he does it.

"Counsel." The little ant system despised him.

Zhou Han ignored it, and began to think about what the classic magical emoji [Happy] was.

Ashamed to say, when he was a serious boy, he often sent this emoticon to tease men, er, girls, so he is quite familiar with this emoticon.

So Zhou Han instantly felt that this task was too easy for him, hahahahahahaha

Someone who succeeded completely ignored what was behind him, and was absorbed in his lust.

And Qin Shen also circled his chest in a posture ready to watch a play.

A piece of pure music suitable for the occasion automatically played in his mind. In this piece of music, Zhou Han pinched the orchid finger with his left hand, lifted the hem of the skirt with his right hand, and began to twist from left to right. Very devotedly, she lifted the hem of her skirt on tiptoe and twirled it around.At the same time, the lines were still chanting in his mouth: "Come on~ be happy~ Anyway, there is a lot of time~"

After Zhou Han spun around twice, he finally felt that something was wrong, so he used his foot and spun around half a turn. machine.The smile froze on the lips, and Lan Huafinger also stopped in mid-air, looking at the man in bewilderment.

"Tsk, I didn't expect you to dance like this as a wild model." Qin Shen paused, got up from the bed while clapping his hands, and walked towards Zhou Han, his black eyes were full of smiles, "It's so different, It really is very different from those coquettish sluts outside."

orz Zhou Han was about to kneel, his mind was full of embarrassment, embarrassment in bold, embarrassment in magnification, so he automatically ignored Qin Shen's mocking words.

"Huh? Why don't you talk?" Qin Shen approached, raised his chin, lowered his head, and approached him with black eyes, "Are you waiting for me to have fun with you? Little cutie, I'm really flattered that you are so enthusiastic ah."

"Guin go!" Zhou Han slapped his hand away, turned around with guilt and embarrassment, and wanted to run away.

But as soon as he took a step, Qin Shen brought him back by the back collar. As soon as his long arms were retracted, Zhou Han bumped into Qin Shen's chest. His voice sounded in his ears like thunder: "Cute, we You want to run before you're happy? It's not okay for a man to be so fast."

Zhou Han locked his neck and lowered his head, looking fearful, but he refused to give in and scolded Qin Shen softly.

Qin Shen curled his lips into a smile, stretched out his middle finger to touch his lips, and said, "Shh! Stop talking nonsense, let's have a good time, since you have invited me so kindly." As he spoke, he was about to throw Zhou Han onto the hospital bed .

"Ah! Pervert! Let me go!" Shocked by him, Zhou Han screamed and struggled, slapping Qin Shen's face and his glasses with his hands.

Qin Shen protected his glasses with one hand, and blocked Zhou Han's hand with the other. The smile on his lips disappeared instantly, and a cold light came from his black eyes: "Don't touch my glasses, trash."

Zhou Han, who had regained his freedom, quickly jumped to the side, keeping a safe distance from Qin Shen: "Who cares to touch your glasses, you crazy!"

"Really?" Qin Shen raised his eyes to look at him, all the cold light in his black eyes had disappeared, replaced by that playful smile, he had already taken off his glasses and put them in his pocket, "Then who was it just now?" Are you calling me to have fun?"

"...Your sister!"

Qin smiled deeply and unfathomably, and raised his legs to approach Zhou Han: "I really don't understand, you are obviously afraid of me, why do you keep messing with me again and again? Are you shaking M?"

Zhou Han was forced into a corner by him, his whole body was stiff, but he still kept his mouth stiff: "Who, who is afraid of you, I am not afraid! You, you are the one who shakes me!"

"Duplicity." After Qin Shen finished speaking, he walked out, he was about to get off work.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Seeing that he was about to leave, Zhou Han didn't think about business, so he hurriedly called him, but when Qin Shen stopped, the words he wanted to ask were stuck in his throat again.

If you ask, you will definitely be molested again!

Zhou Han was in a dilemma, but Qin Shen obviously didn't have that patience, so he walked away.In desperation, Zhou Han didn't care too much, and shouted as if going all out:

"Are you satisfied just now?"

...the air was silent for a few seconds.

To be honest, Zhou Han felt that this sentence would cause objections, and was just about to explain, but he saw Qin Shen shaking his head, saying that he was not satisfied and wanted to return the product.

Retire your brother-in-law!

Zhou Han almost rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, but fortunately, the reminder sounded in his mind stopped him.

[Happy mission successfully completed, congratulations to the host for successfully completing the mission and earning ten points]

"...??" Zhou Han's face was full of black question marks. Didn't Qin Shen say that he was dissatisfied?Why now...

"It's like this. Although Qin Shen said no, the information we got is that he is satisfied, so you, the host, have completed the task with an exception." The little ant explained systematically.

"Tch, isn't this just saying no with your mouth, but your body is very honest? I think Qin Shen is the one who is shaking." Zhou Han complained dissatisfied.

"Host, do you want to tell you the male lead's clue now?"

"Of course, hurry up and stop talking." Zhou Han urged, he was waiting for the early completion of the task to go home and hug the beauty to scare him.

"Okay. But host, you have to find your kit first, before I can tell you the clue." The little ant system said.

"...Okay." Zhou Han said helplessly, "Where did I get my kit? You have to tell me about it."

"Didn't I already tell you?"

"I forgot, there are too many things, how can I remember." Zhou Han scratched his head and said confidently.

"... Qin Shen."

"..." Qin Shen!It's Qin Shen again!What kind of shit is this really!

Zhou Han jumped, he thought he could get rid of Qin Shen as a bt after completing this task, but he picked up the tm kit, what kind of trouble is this going to be!

It's still a mess if you keep cutting it!

"You should tell me the clue first." Zhou Han, who really didn't have the courage to go to Qin Shen again, gave up.

"Okay, downloading photos, please wait a moment."

photo?Oh, it's amazing, to actually give the photo directly, the system is so humane that it doesn't torture him anymore.

Zhou Han was happy just thinking about it, but when he saw the person in the photo, he couldn't laugh.

"Little ant, uh no, big brother, uncle, let's stop playing, shall we? Hurry up and get the correct photo, don't be kidding!"

"Host, this is the clue, I'm not joking." The little ant system said flatly, "This is fate, please accept fate."

Recognize Nima!recognize your father!

Big brother, don't play like this, okay?What about the male lead? !Why is it that stupid Qin Shen? !

Even if it was a photo of him when he was a child, Zhou Han recognized that person as that pervert Qin Shen at a glance. Don't think he couldn't recognize him with two braids!

But Zhou Han would rather not recognize him!The male protagonist is Qin Shen, he still has a few games to play, so just die!

Fuck your uncle's broken script!I don't play anymore!