There are always so many neuroses in this world

Zhang Yi sighed and couldn't help sniggering.

Zheng Chen glared at him, but said nothing, hum!Only then did he realize that the male god still had such a mischievous side.

Chapter [-] is a little bit lately, because people from the gourmet website invited them to participate in a "food festival". This show was held ten years ago, and it is an important show in S City.

Although this is very good, but Zhang Yi doesn't want to expose himself, because after knowing this information, the fans under the blog are completely crazy, and Zhang Yi feels that he will be a little embarrassed if he doesn't participate.

After thinking about it for two days, Zhang Yi decided to ask Zheng Chen for his opinion. After all, Zheng Chen is still his best friend. In fact, his roommates in college were also very good, but after graduation they went their separate ways, so they could only Contacted by phone, I heard that the third child seems to be talking about marriage, and I have to catch up with favors when the time comes!

well!Another big expense!

The weather was getting colder. After eating and drinking, Zhang Yi slumped on the sofa, covered with a thin blanket, and sat lazily opposite Zheng Chen. After thinking for a while, he said slowly: "Actually, I am a Food blogger, recently the website invited some people to participate in the Food Festival in City S, do you think I should go?"

"Of course!" Zheng Chen said without hesitation.

"But I don't want netizens to know what I look like."

"It doesn't matter, after the exposure, maybe your fans will increase a lot!"

"..."

"Why aren't you surprised at all?" Zhang Yi asked suddenly.

"Well...I..." Zheng Chen stammered, this is really hard to say!

"Say—" Zhang Yi squinted his eyes at Zheng Chen and snorted softly.

"Actually, I've seen your video, and I'm still your loyal fan!" Zheng Chen had no choice but to confess.

"When did you know?" No wonder?It turned out that he was thinking about his food.

"I met you in the elevator a long time ago. I heard your voice very familiar, and then I guessed it." He said that I was very smart and came to praise me soon.

"Okay! You're smart!" This sentence was obviously perfunctory.

Looking at Zhang Yi's lazy look, Zheng Chen couldn't help feeling envious, so he had to imitate his appearance, holding a pillow in his arms, yes, it was Doraemon's pillow.

A man like Zhang Yi actually likes to watch Doraemon!

His home also has a lot of Doraemon cups, charging treasures, watches and underwear.He discovered this by accident. As for how he discovered it, he expressed his shame and didn't want to say~

"Why do you stay at my house all the time? Aren't you upstairs? Why don't you go back?" Zhang Yi looked up at Zheng Chen from the phone and said lazily.

This guy would come to his house every time after get off work to eat and drink, and then take a break and go home to take a shower. After the shower, he came down in his pajamas and continued to be limp. He didn't go back until Zhang Yi was about to sleep.

Thinking about it this way, oh!It's time to pay for food!

"Do you dislike me?" Zheng Chen put on a pitiful look, as if he would cry if he said yes.

Zhang Yi shook his shoulders, with a horrified expression on his face: "Hey~ you are not a woman, ah! You are a mother again!" Before he finished speaking, he was startled by Zheng Chen's action, and this guy suddenly came from the other side The sofa rushed over, and Zhang Yi was caught off guard!

"Oh my god, you're going to force me out of my dinner!" Zhang Yi couldn't help pushing Zheng Chen, why is this guy like a dog!

"Really? Let me see!" Zheng Chen didn't get up from Zhang Yi when he said this, and he stretched out his hand to take a look at his pajamas. The Doraemon's pajamas were on him. Just right!Very handsome!

"Get up, I'm dead!" Zhang Yiping was lying down, Zheng Chen got up slightly, and sat on his waist.Zhang Yi couldn't help hissing, his waist was about to be broken!

As if feeling Zhang Yi's contempt, Zheng Chen joked, "Young man, your waist is bad!"

"Get lost!" Zhang slammed the pillow next to him on his face, this guy is too flat!

Lie down to rest for a while, Zhang saw that the guy hadn't come down yet, and shouted: "Damn you, don't get out of here! Is your waist something you can sit on casually?"

Seeing that Zhang Yi seemed to be really angry, and Lian Ye came out, Zheng Chen couldn't help snickering, and suddenly said, "You won't be a virgin, will you?"

"Grass!" Hearing this, all the shyness and anger flooded into his mind in an instant, Zhang Yi chased and beat Zheng Chen with a pillow, and scolded "I hope I won't beat you to death today!"

Zheng Chen seemed to find this very enjoyable, and couldn't help provocatively: "Come on?"

A world war ensues.

But most of the time it was Zhang Yi who was chasing him, so Zheng Chen ran around, passing by the sofa and threw a pillow at Zhang Yi, the two big men were like children.

After a while, Zhang Yi was out of breath. After all, he is just an otaku?How did he know that Zheng Chen, an office worker, had such good physical strength?

"Have you ever practiced?" Zhang Yi couldn't help asking while supporting his waist.

"Of course, don't look at my grandfather going to work in a proper manner now, but I was trained by my father since I was a child, and it's better until I work now."

"Then... no wonder, I said that my physical strength is not as good as yours when I run every day?"

Zheng Chen couldn't help being complacent, and laughed out loud on the spot, and was caught off guard by Zhang Yi who was behind him and threw him to the ground, using both feet together, pinning Zheng Chen firmly under him.

snort!Make you just crush me!

"You're cheating!" Zheng Chen panted.

"Hmph! Soldiers never tire of cheating, are you still young?" How cool!Now I know how powerful the master is, Zhang Yi kept talking in his heart.

"I was wrong, I was really wrong!" Zheng Chen raised his hands in a gesture of surrender!

"Hmph, this time I'm in a good mood, I'll get through you, next time... hum!"

Zheng Chen looked at the beaming Zhang Yi, and felt very happy. It was strange that his peers at home, Zheng Chen, felt uncomfortable, but outside he was extraordinarily pampering Zhang Yi. Zhang Yi couldn't even be called a three-legged cat. With two strokes, Zheng Chen could settle it with one hand, but the strange thing was that he was fascinated to see Zhang Yi like this, happy that he thought he had won.

He didn't realize how gentle he was looking at Zhang Yi at the moment, and Zhang Yi who was immersed in his own world didn't notice it even more.

"By the way, didn't you say that you don't know whether to go to the food festival in City S? Go, I'll accompany you," Zheng Chen said suddenly.

"Are you going with me?" Zhang Yi looked at Zheng Chen who was being pressed under his buttocks, and couldn't help but wonder: "You don't even have to go to work? Your boss doesn't deduct your salary?"

"Well, I can ask for leave." This is true, as long as he asks for leave, Han Tian will definitely agree, anyway, he is just playing as an assistant.

"Well, I feel relieved to have you by my side!"

Just like this, the food festival was set, Zhang Yi took out his mobile phone, accidentally saw the time on it, and couldn't help kicking Zheng Chen, "It's already eleven o'clock? You still don't want to leave"

"No way, it's eleven o'clock?" Seeing that Zheng Chen didn't seem to believe it, Zhang showed Zheng Chen the phone, and the time displayed on it was 23:08.

Unknowingly, the time passed so quickly, Zheng Chen looked up at Zhang Yi, and followed him... It felt like the meal was delicious, and the boring things became interesting, eh!Sure enough, he is a good brother!

"Get out of here, I still have to take a bath, it's all because of you, I'm covered in ashes." Zheng Chen looked at Zhang Yi's clean as new Doraemon pajamas, and checked that it was clean and not stained with a trace of dust. I can't help but shake my head, where is it dirty? Really, cleanliness is getting worse!

But he has to go to bed early, tomorrow...does he have to go to work tomorrow?

Before leaving, "Good night!" Then he quickly closed the door and rolled away!

Chapter [-] "..." Huh?Goosebumps all over the floor!

Good night is what girls like to say. This Zheng Chen, except that he is a little stronger, eats a little more, and looks a little tougher, well, he is no different from a girl!

Expressing his own judgment, Zhang Yi soaked in a bath to welcome the arrival of tomorrow contentedly, and found a certain room.

Zheng Chen was absent-mindedly rolling around on his 2.1-meter-high bed, but when he closed his eyes, what he remembered was Zhang Yi's smiling face under him, which made him smile unconsciously.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized: "Fuck! I must be insane!"

Then he kept hypnotizing himself: I am a pure man!I am a pure man!I am a pure man! ...I am a pure man!

But when you close your eyes after chanting, you will still think of Zhang Yi's eyes full of stars, the slightly sunken corners of his mouth when he smiles, and those... ruddy lips!

"Ah!" Zheng Chen got up from the bed rolling like a carp, and yelled!

He he he... he can't be a pervert!

Holding his head, Zheng Chen closed his eyes tightly, as if possessed by an evil spirit, and kept murmuring: "I am a pure man...I am a pure man...I like women...I like women ..."

"Yes, I like women, I obviously like women!" As if convincing himself, Zheng Chen slowly fell asleep with a satisfied smile.

Under the night, the community is shrouded in darkness. It is still very cold in early winter, and the flowers and plants are all withered!The evergreen trees in the distance are like soldiers guarding the frontier, motionless guardians... this homeland.

There is a bright moon in the sky, very bright.Not far away, a faintly shining star is not far away, looking at the moon.Not far not near!

The author has something to say: Well, there are no comments from my dear friends, don’t you like it?It's so uncomfortable~ my baby is so sad~ I was very uncomfortable yesterday, and it's very cold today, please remember to wear more clothes!Give you a big one!