Akutagawa and Atsushi's Bizarre Adventure

Osamu Dazai moved to the outside of the sofa, "Chuya has to provide evidence for what Chuya said, it's obviously a lie."

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai with dissatisfaction, "Are you kidding me? You know it in your own mind! Where can I find evidence for you after seven or eight years, you bandage waste device!"

The host Sato Shiratori's expression was slightly dull, his smile was stiff, and the audience in the audience was also very quiet.

Atsushi Nakajima has already started to calculate how much liquidated damages he needs to pay for screwing up this interview.

Fortunately, Sato Shiratori has received strict training, no matter how broken the scene is, she will never give up unless she can't help it.

Sato Shiratori coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "You two have such a good relationship! Unexpectedly, you two have known each other for eight years, and it's great to grow up together."

Nakahara also knew that now was not the time to quarrel with Osamu Dazai, and secretly decided that Dazai’s food for the next few days would be mackerel dishes. It’s not a good relationship at all! Talking about growing up together is too inappropriate for us, just thinking about it makes me uncomfortable.”

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked sincere, from the heart.

"Me too! Living with slimy slugs for so many years until now I think it's a nightmare! Wake me up early in the morning and lock me in the bathroom. If I don't come out in more than 5 minutes, I will rush in and violently kill you." I wash up. Breakfast too! I accidentally only gave me bread when I got up late! At most, I was only given a piece of ham! Sometimes I was not allowed to eat canned crab meat! I bought it and threw it away in front of me! Yes Abuse/abuse is definitely abuse/abuse! And the wine is super bad and it's super tiring to take care of!" Dazai Osamu began to chatter about Nakahara Chuya unwillingly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also retorted dissatisfiedly: "Obviously you can't get up all the time, so I have no choice but to call you that! Canned crab meat is so cold and your stomach can't let you eat too much. You still don't listen. I want to eat! I can only throw away all the cans, or I will be found and eaten by you if I hide it, right?!"

...Wait, what do you think, their conversation is a bit strange?

Akutagawa was lost in thought.

Atsushi Nakajima sees the truth and doesn't tell the truth, looking at Akutagawa's blank look, he has a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am alone: ​​this is not complaining or making trouble, this is obviously a show!

Osamu Dazai, so terrifying!

Sato Shiratori chuckled: "The relationship between the two is obviously very good. The nicknames that belong to each other like slimy slug and slippery mackerel are very cute. According to your conversation, did you always live in the together?"

Osamu Dazai nodded with a heavy expression on his face: "Yes, those days were really a nightmare. They finally separated and now live together again. It's too difficult."

Zhong Yuanzhong also snorted coldly: "I also think it's a day like hell! And if you have the ability, don't swipe my card and eat the dishes I cook!"

Ah this...

Akutagawa thought for a while, and said, "Mr. Nakaya, in fact, I can also... eh!"

Atsushi Nakajima covered his mouth with his hands and blocked the rest of the words in his throat. Akutagawa looked at Atsushi Nakajima puzzledly and signaled him to let go. Atsushi Nakajima pretended not to see it and said to Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara with a smile: "It's nothing, you go on, go on."

Sato Shiratori smiled resolutely, changed the subject and said: "Hahahahahaha, both of you are very humorous. Ah, there is one more question, what do you like to do at home when you are usually resting?"

Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai a warning look, and said, "Listen to music, taste wine bars during breaks, or go out with friends...to get together."

Osamu Dazai went on to say: "For me, is dating a beautiful lady counted? Haha, of course I was joking. When I am resting, I like to sleep at home and play games, or play tricks on some little guy."

Atsushi Nakajima didn't wait for Nakahara Nakaya to say anything and quickly continued, "Ah, for me, I usually watch anime at home or go out and hang out with Akutagawa."

Akutagawa nodded, "I'm the same as Nakajima, and I also listen to songs."

After asking some more questions, Osamu Dazai finally did not intentionally stir up Chuya Nakahara's anger, and ended the interview smoothly.

Atsushi Nakajima felt that he was very tired.

Osamu Dazai felt that his life was not long.

Early the next morning after the program came out, Atsushi Nakajima was awakened by a rush of bells.Blindfolded, he stretched out his hand from under the quilt to pick up the phone. Before he could say anything, the other side began to output crazily:

"What kind of combination are you guys? You guys are so harmful! Your combination! The thickness of each strand of my hair is no more than that average. I'm 29 now, what do you want me to do? I'm not yet Thirty, okay? You killed my hair!"

Atsushi Nakajima was startled and suddenly raised his voice: "What, what?! What happened?"

Akutagawa, who was sleeping in the next bed, sat up impatiently full of low pressure, with a fierce look on his face: "Renhu, do you want to die?"

Atsushi Nakajima clutched his phone: "Sorry, sorry! Akutagawa, I'll pick it up outside!"

Atsushi Nakajima got out of bed and walked to the living room, asking, "What happened? So excited?"

"You'll know just by looking at the headlines. I'll hang up first, and I will continue to deal with your affairs! Let you go on the show, and you will give me the whole headlines! It's normal to fix it on the whole!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up without waiting for Atsushi Nakajima to stay, very straightforward.

Atsushi Nakajima was puzzled, and opened the software with a blank face. As soon as he entered, he saw a row of "hot".

#A member of a well-known group fell into a depressed mood after the triangle relationship was exposed, and suspected of having a crush on one of them! ! ! #

Along with this line of words, a photo of their interview is attached below: Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya had a passionate encounter, Akutagawa looked at Nakahara Chuya enthusiastically, and Nakahara Atsushi looked hopeless.

…Wait, it must be because I woke up in the wrong posture today.

Atsushi Nakajima said to himself, ran to the bed and lay down again, then jumped up, ignoring Akutagawa's low air pressure tremblingly and turned on the phone again.

Atsushi Nakajima turned green.

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!!!"

"Renhu, if you want to die, just say so!!! Rashomon!"

Atsushi Nakajima wanted to cry but had no tears: "Wait Akutagawa! Look at this first!"

Akutagawa took the mobile phone handed over by Atsushi Nakajima, and then slid down after reading it, and another line of big black characters occupied his eyes:

#四角爱 Exposure!He and him and him and him#

There is even a relationship diagram on it: Dazai Osamu-Nakahara Chuya, Akutagawa-Nakahara Chuya, Nakajima Atsushi-Akutagawa

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Hiss——What a sinful man, worthy of the man with five A’s in his name

Akutagawa people are stupid.

Holding the mobile phone, Akutagawa said in a trance, "I'm dreaming now, Renhu, hit me."

Atsushi Nakajima obediently punched him, and was caught off guard by Akutagawa's reflexive Rashomon punch: "Didn't you ask me to hit you?!"

Akutagawa: "I didn't say I wouldn't call back."

Akutagawa sighed and said in a heavy tone, "Renhu, let's terminate the contract and go back to planting flowers. I don't have the face to see Mr. Nakaya anymore."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Wait, should your focus be on this?!"

Atsushi Nakajima was bitter, and asked himself why Akutagawa didn't refuse when he invited Mr. Nakahara to join.No, there was something wrong with my mind when I first signed the contract, why couldn't I think about it? !