Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

"Xianggong~" The merman has a soft and charming posture, trying his best to endure the urge to be thrown on his shoulders.

"Who is your husband?" Xiao Lanshan glared at the troublemaker while carrying the merman on his shoulders.

"You are not my husband, so where are you taking me?" the shark kept a soft tone.

"Hehe." Xiao Lanshan carried the shark to the palace, pushed the door open with one hand, and walked in front of the large bronze tripod for decoration.

Xiao Lanshan had wanted to do this a long time ago, to cure this troublemaker once and for all, so as not to cause trouble again.

Xiao Lanshan put the tripod into the water, threw the shark into it, and unceremoniously lit a fire under the tripod.

The merman grabbed the tripod in horror: "What are you going to do?"

"It's lucky today, and a mermaid was hanged out." Xiao Lanshan smiled charmingly: "It just so happens that I have never tasted a mermaid."

The merman's eyes widened, and he looked straight at Xiao Lanshan: "I'm the grandson of the merman king!"

"Hehe." Xiao Lanshan looked at the shark with a gloomy face: "I think you have forgotten my words."

"What, what are you talking about?" The shark felt the temperature of the water rising uncomfortably.

"If you are disobedient, I will be the one to kill you." Xiao Lanshan took a few steps back and put a barrier on the cauldron to prevent the sharks from coming out.

"Do you think I'm joking with you?" Xiao Lanshan became furious: "I'm not afraid of any shark king, but you've provoked me."

The merman stayed in the cauldron and suddenly realized: "Wu You!"

"Dongfang Keyu didn't accidentally touch some coral." Xiao Lanshan looked at the shark coldly: "You poisoned it on purpose!"

The merman was startled, and slowly lowered his head.

"Keyu has a calm personality, and he is not someone who will mess with any corals. He has been my disciple for thousands of years, and I still don't know his nature?" Xiao Lanshan looked at the shark with disgust in his eyes: "Although the shark The human king covered it again and again, and even polluted the surrounding area with the toxin of the jellyfish. Do you think I can't see that the toxin on Ke Yu's body is the poison of the shark? The poison of the shark, you think I don't know anything? "

Xiao Lanshan looked at the silent merman, determined to teach him a lesson, so he turned around cruelly, calculating the time to come to rescue him.

During the first hour when the merman was boiled, Xiao Lanshan told himself, don't worry, the merman has thick flesh, and at most one hour can be a sauna.

During the second hour when the merman was boiled, Xiao Lanshan continued to comfort himself, don't worry, he deserved what he deserved, and cooking more can also sterilize.

At the third hour when the shark was boiled, Xiao Lanshan wanted to find another reason, but he could smell a faint smell of meat.

Xiao Lanshan couldn't calm down anymore, he was still on his territory anyway, and cooked his most beloved grandson alive, wouldn't this force the mermaids to rebel?

Xiao Lanshan walked to the tripod in a few steps at a time, but the merman didn't have spiritual power to protect his body. At this moment, his face was flushed and he was dying from being boiled.

Xiao Lanshan quickly withdrew the barrier, and carried the shark out regardless of the heat.

The merman was boiled miserably, many of the originally smooth scales fell off, the temperature on his body was terribly high, his consciousness was already chaotic, and he was about to die.

If it was handed over to someone else, the Merman might be hopeless, but what he met was Xiao Lanshan.Xiao Lanshan has a god-level cold jade that is not available in Taoism. It was earned by himself in the last mission. It is very precious and can compete with Tianhuo.

Xiao Lanshan took out the god-level cold jade and pasted it on the shark's forehead. After a while, the temperature on the shark's body dropped. The cold jade automatically warmed the shark's body. After a while, the shark's breathing resumed. normal.

Xiao Lanshan wanted to call the merman a few times, but suddenly realized that he didn't even know the merman's name.

"Wake up." Xiao Lanshan pinched the shark's nose: "If you don't wake up, I'll flick you."

The merman lay in Xiao Lanshan's arms for a long time before he woke up. When he opened his eyes and saw Xiao Lanshan, his tears flowed down and turned into shark beads and fell to the ground.

"Still crying!" Xiao Lanshan intentionally pissed off the mermaid, but involuntarily wiped away the tears from the corners of the mermaid's eyes with his hand.

"I'm sorry." The shark cried even harder: "It's my fault, I hurt your apprentice."

Xiao Lanshan sighed helplessly: "If you know a mistake, correct it. There is nothing good about it."

"I didn't do it on purpose..." Shark couldn't stop crying: "I just wanted to ask him about you, but he ignored me life and death, I really had no choice but to scare him with poison, but I didn't expect him to bump into me by himself. "

Hit yourself?Xiao Lanshan was a little confused.

"I really miss you so much. For the past seven years, I've been thinking about you. Every night I dream of you. When I wake up in the morning, I still see you in front of my eyes..." The merman crying is surrounded by shining shark beads: "I can't find you, my heart is almost broken, my first time was given to you, without you I can't get up anymore... I can only close my eyes and think about your appearance, while imitating your appearance day……"

The more Xiao Lanshan heard it, the darker his face became.

"Okay, don't cry." Xiao Lanshan covered the shark's eyes, and there were shark beads scattered everywhere on the floor, which made others see it and think that he had fallen for the shark.

The merman choked up sobbing, it's really pear blossoms with rain, I feel pity for it.

Xiao Lanshan communicated well with the shark: "I have already punished you just now, when Ke Yu wakes up, apologize to Ke Yu, this matter is over, don't do such dangerous things in the future, it will not only harm people And hurt myself..."

Xiao Lanshan felt that he was very much like the uncle who educated the children, and only wanted this little troublemaker to restrain himself.

"I see." Yuren leaned obediently in Xiao Lanshan's arms, looking up at his sweetheart.

"Wu You, you're so pretty." The merman blinked his eyes and praised obediently.

The corner of Xiao Lanshan's mouth twitched: "Did you listen to me well?"

"I understand what you said." The shark raised his head and looked into Xiao Lanshan's eyes: "But I just can't see you, and I feel uncomfortable like being scratched by a cat. When you attack me, my heart feels like being cruelly beaten." It's like scratching a paw hard, it hurts badly."

Xiao Lanshan was speechless all of a sudden, as if he had misled someone else's child.

I saw the merman touching his fish tail which had lost many scales sadly: "Have I become ugly and I am not good enough for you?"

Xiao Lanshan ruthlessly rolled his eyes at the Merman: "Only the mating is the only way to say whether you are worthy or not."

There was a bit of joy in Yuren's eyes: "So, Wu You, you still like me?"