Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

The emperor's order cannot be disobeyed, and there is more than one imperial decree. Famous doctors from all over the country packed their bags and rushed to the capital.

Xiao Lanshan was sent down the mountain by her master and senior brothers, happily found a place to change her clothes, and happily rode a little donkey to start the trip to Beijing.

Along the way, Xiao Lanshan, in front of a money-scattering boy, must have roasted chicken and roasted duck in his luggage. He tasted the wine in this world, and the strength of the wine was not as strong as the beer he had drunk before. Oh, I can drink a thousand glasses without getting drunk!

In just two months, Xiao Lanshan had a good time, eating almost all the meat owed in the previous four years.It can't be too cool!

The "security check" in the capital is quite strict, Xiao Lanshan took out the cloth and was taken away by a small official, mixed with a group of famous doctors, and was about to enter the palace.

Before meeting the empress dowager, Xiao Lanshan went through identity verification, physical examination, whitewashing, changing clothes, incense... all kinds of processes, and finally had to meet the honorable empress dowager the next day.

Famous doctors from all over the world gather together to discuss medical issues. Xiao Lanshan is young, and most of the famous doctors are grandparents. Xiao Lanshan has no one to talk to, so he can only pretend in the corner Draw) high (circle) cold (circle).

"Have you heard that the boy with half-haired hair is still called a monk!"

"Hmph, it's just that I grew a good skin, coaxed the little girls around, and got the name of a god monk. I was ten thousand times more handsome than him when I was young!"

Xiao Lanshan is too lazy to care about these sour uncles,

Early the next morning, Xiao Lanshan and nine other famous doctors were brought into the palace, and an eunuch said in a shrill voice, "Listen, a team of five people, each with one stick of incense, takes more time to walk." Take your steps lightly, don't make random noises, you can only speak when the Empress Dowager tells you to speak, and don't collide..."

The pile of rules made Xiao Lanshan drowsy, while the others listened carefully with strained eyes.

Xiao Lanshan was assigned to the fifth team, the penultimate team.

The first team of famous doctors went in, and came out before a stick of incense.Xiao Lanshan heard from the eunuch that it was because someone hiccupped that the whole team was fined and would be repatriated without travel expenses.

The second team went in, and after a stick of incense, they all came back listlessly. They asked the Queen Mother that it would take a long time to recover from her headache, but the Queen Mother was impatient and needed to be cured immediately.

The third team went in, and after a while one of them was dragged out, the sound of being boarded was so loud that it drowned out the whispers of the others.Well, it is said that she accidentally touched the arm of the Queen Mother's maid.

The famous doctors from the fourth team went in trembling, and soon came out trembling. It is said that no one dared to speak because they were too timid.

It's time for Xiao Lanshan, but the empress dowager wants to have lunch, so it may be delayed.

Evil feudal society!Xiao Lanshan was so hungry that she was screaming, but the eunuchs were all watching, if you behaved abnormally, you would be kicked out immediately.

Not far away, "The emperor and queen have arrived~" made everyone stunned.

The emperor is famous for his filial piety, and he came to accompany the empress dowager for lunch today, and he brought the empress with him.

Just as Xiao Lanshan was cursing inwardly, a big eunuch came here suddenly and whispered to the little eunuch a few times.

"There are ten people left, please follow the miscellaneous family." The eunuch led the way, Xiao Lanshan and several others followed the eunuch to the outside of the hall.

The eunuch raised his chin proudly: "You people from the countryside, you have hit your luck today. Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager, and the Empress Dowager are going to meet you together."

Xiao Lanshan saw that many people's legs began to shake.

"The emperor and the empress want to see how good your medical skills are. If you can make the empress dowager happy, you will be able to see prosperity and wealth right in front of you. If you offend me a little, then..." The eunuch gestured to wipe his neck.

A famous doctor's legs went limp in an instant, and he fell to the ground.

"Drag away!" The eunuch looked at these so-called famous doctors with disgust. They were all rural folks who had never seen the world. They were trash who could neither cure the dead nor save the living. They still wanted to enter the palace to seek benefits?It's ridiculous!

"I, I won't go, I want to go home." A famous doctor backed away tremblingly, but was stopped by the guards.

"Do you think the imperial palace is a place where you can come and go whenever you want?" The eunuch sneered: "Go in for me, if something goes wrong, you will die!"

Xiao Lanshan lowered her head and entered the hall with the nine people, and a fresh scent made people feel refreshed.

The floor of the hall is covered with thick carpets, walking up it is like being in the clouds, and dazzling gold and jade objects are everywhere, which is even more luxurious.

Ten people bowed their heads together and knelt down to pay their respects.

"Get up~" The lazy voice sounded very pleasant, rich and graceful.

Ten people got up.

"Which one of you will come to treat the queen mother first?" The eunuch stood above, very imposing.

No one answered, and the air fell into silence.

"Don't you all have nothing to do with the Queen Mother's illness?" asked a somewhat cold voice.

Xiao Lanshan raised her head involuntarily, but saw a somewhat familiar face.

Exquisite and three-dimensional, thin lips and phoenix eyes, and the skin is extremely good.

Where have you seen it?Xiao Lanshan fell into deep thought.

"Emperor, look, they are all a bunch of waste, wasting Aijia's time!" The queen mother looked at the emperor dissatisfied: "In the future, don't let such ignorant people enter the palace, and dirty Aijia's eyes. "

The emperor frowned at the people below, looking very upset.For a while, the air was very oppressive.

"That's all." The queen mother waved her hand: "A bunch of quack doctors, it's better to die."

"Your Majesty, Empress Dowager, Empress." A famous doctor suddenly knelt down, his tone trembling: "One of us recommends it."

"Huh?" The queen mother became interested.

"This man is a disciple of Master Wu Xun, with superb medical skills, he is called a "divine monk" by the world." The famous doctor took a sneak look at Xiao Lanshan, but he did not express his opinion.

"God monk?" the Queen Mother asked, "Where is this person now?"

"Reporting to the Empress Dowager, this person is here." The famous doctor pointed to Xiao Lanshan: "For some reason, he has been silent."

For a moment, everyone's eyes were on Xiao Lanshan, who was bowing his head to the bottom.

Xiao Lanshan raised her head steadily, took a step forward, and said respectfully: "Long live the emperor, long live the emperor, a thousand years for the queen mother, a thousand years for the empress."

"You are a divine monk? Why do you have hair and still be so young?" The Queen Mother asked curiously.

"Reporting to the Empress Dowager, I am a disciple of the lay family, and I can grow hair. As for my age, it is because I went up the mountain very early." Xiao Lanshan's voice was clear, like a cold spring in early spring, and it was very pleasant.

"So that's how it is." The queen mother stroked the hairpin: "I don't know how the monk can deal with Aijia's headache?"

"Just one needle." Xiao Lanshan was confident.

"Oh?" The queen mother narrowed her eyes: "Is this really true?"