Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

If Xiao Lanshan hadn't been blind, Emperor Dog's face would turn red!

Love at first sight seems to have taken effect, Xiao Lanshan settled down, it will be much more convenient now, it is more useful than anyone else to grab the emperor's thigh.

"The scenery of the imperial garden is very beautiful today." The emperor stood up and said, "Why don't you come with me to see the monk?"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your love." Xiao Lanshan tried hard to blink, letting the feeling of "temptation" appear in her eyes,

"What's wrong with the monk's eyes?" The emperor asked concerned, "But what's wrong with it?"

Xiao Lanshan's expression froze, and he rubbed his eyes: "Seeing His Majesty's eyes are sore for some reason."

The Dog Emperor came down and approached Xiao Lanshan: "But you were wronged outside?"

The dog emperor's voice was so gentle that Xiao Lanshan almost blinded himself. Xiao Lanshan thought about it, and said softly: "The poor monk used to live in the mountains for a long time, and he didn't know the sufferings of the world. This time he went down the mountain to Huainan, but he didn't expect it to be true. Something weird happened."

"Oh?" The emperor looked at Xiao Lanshan, who was pleasing to the eye with low eyebrows: "Why don't the divine monk accompany me to relax and tell me something at the same time?"

"I can't ask for it." Xiao Lanshan finally understood, this dog emperor is soft and not hard, it seems that he wants to use tenderness to attack, everything goes with him, and he goes with you.

The emperor and Xiao Lanshan walked in the imperial garden, followed only by a young eunuch.

After seeing Xiao Lan's shirt frequently, the emperor explained thoughtfully: "Xiao Linzi is my confidant, and the priest does not need to avoid it."

Xiao Lanshan shook his head: "The poor monk is just worried about His Majesty's safety."

"Heh" the dog emperor smiled slightly, and even the little eunuch beside the emperor snickered.

Xiao Lanshan looked confused, did he say something wrong?

"The late emperor paid great attention to your majesty's health. For your majesty's health, he asked your majesty to start martial arts at the age of three and hired the best martial arts masters in all of Kyoto. Your majesty is talented and intelligent. He defeated his master when he was 15 years old. His majesty was competitive when he was young. He even fought against the great general at that time..."

"Okay." The dog emperor stopped the little eunuch from describing his "glorious history" endlessly.

Xiao Lanshan watched the dog emperor pick up a leaf casually, and flicked his wrist lightly towards a willow tree three hundred steps away.

The willow tree as thick as Xiao Lan's shirt swayed violently. Even though it was not late autumn, the leaves on the tree fell in an instant, leaving only bare branches.

is that a lie?

Xiao Lanshan's eyes widened, no wonder, last time in the dream, the battle lasted for [-] rounds, bah, what are you thinking!

Fortunately, I didn't do anything just now. If I really did, I must be the one who died!

It's unscientific, why is it so powerful, Xiao Lanshan was entangled.

"Your Majesty is really powerful." Xiao Lanshan wanted to cry.

"The assassins who assassinate His Majesty are usually resolved by His Majesty himself, and we can't interfere." The little eunuch covered his mouth and smiled: "Let the little eunuch, my hero, be useless."

"You are the only one who has a lot of things to do." The dog emperor smiled slightly.

Xiao Lanshan looked at the little eunuch, and the more he looked at it, the more he looked familiar. Isn't this the same slobbering man who accompanied the dog emperor to watch him swim naked?However, he does not appear to be a man.Xiao Lanshan smiled secretly.

"By the way, doesn't the priest have something to talk to me about?" The Dog Emperor squinted at Xiao Lanshan.

"The poor monk went to a city in Huainan to treat the plague. There has been a drought for a long time, and the farmers have no crops. Many families died not because of the plague, but because of hunger." Xiao Lanshan sighed: "The poor monk knows that the imperial court has allocated funds for disaster relief. But the people there didn’t receive anything at all.”

"I don't know what your Majesty thinks about this?" Xiao Lanshan looked up at the dog emperor with a calm expression.

"Huainan collects the least amount of taxes, but there are almost natural disasters every year." The dog emperor said with a blank expression, "The imperial court has been allocating funds and food there, and has also sent imperial envoys to visit, but the situation is still the same every year. What has been done has been done."

Xiao Lanshan has already heard the meaning of the dog emperor's words. In short, he doesn't want to care about the dog emperor at all.Thinking of the tragedy there, Xiao Lanshan frowned.

"I don't know what the divine monk thinks?" Emperor Dog looked at Xiao Lanshan with a half-smile.

"Agriculture is not good, why not develop commerce, and if commerce is not good, why not develop industry?" Xiao Lanshan couldn't understand: "Huainan is rich in mineral resources, and there are many places that can be used."

"I have thought about what the monk thinks about." There is something in the Emperor Dog's words: "But I don't want to change."

"Why?" Xiao Lanshan was stunned.

"Agriculture is the foundation of the country. If you develop commerce, it will be very profitable. Who wants to cultivate the land well? If you develop industry and dig out so many mines, what is the use of it? Why don't you think about it for me?" Emperor Dog Looking down at Xiao Lanshan with a smile in his eyes.

Xiao Lanshan understands that there is no market for selling mines, and he fears that doing business will be ruined.

In short, the technology still can't keep up.

Xiao Lanshan looked up in embarrassment: "Then at least His Majesty will take care of those corrupt officials?"

"Oh." The dog emperor smiled inexplicably, and naturally lifted Xiao Lanshan's hair with one hand, and put it into the little white rabbit's ear: "I don't know, who does the monk want me to control?"

Of course, Xiao Lanshan, a sensible person, understood the ambiguous attitude of the dog emperor at once.

The ears and neck are very sensitive, and they were rubbed by the dog emperor's fingertips.

Xiao Lanshan's face turned red, in broad daylight, the sky is bright, the dog emperor is in love!

"The poor monk thinks..." Xiao Lanshan met the emperor's gaze: "It's better to let the poor monk know why your Majesty has no children first."

The emperor was stunned. Is this doubting my ability?

"I don't know how the monk wants to understand it?" The emperor smiled calmly: "Would you like to try?"

"Of course..." The light in Xiao Lanshan's eyes flashed, and he said under the emperor's expectant eyes: "We must first go to the Heavenly Pavilion and ask all the gods and Buddhas."

The emperor looked at Xiao Lanshan and didn't speak, and Xiao Lanshan didn't speak, just looked at the emperor silently.

Xiao Lanshan really wanted to see the bottom line of the dog emperor, if it was something that was on the verge of breaking out, it would really hurt him.

"Of course." The dog emperor smiled, with an indescribable charm: "As long as the monk is willing, I will be more than happy to cooperate."

"Okay, Your Majesty." Xiao Lanshan finally had a little affection for Emperor Dog: "Please allow the poor monk to fast for three days."