Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

Xiao Lanshan's plan to invade the court went smoothly, even unexpectedly.

First of all, the emperor was busy fighting wits with the queen mother and had no time to take care of Xiao Lanshan. A minister wrote to the emperor a report impeaching Xiao Lanshan.The emperor is very easy to coax, as long as Xiao Lanshan always has a sweet face and sweet mouth, and makes porridge for the emperor, pours tea, and serves water for the emperor, he can make the emperor happy.

The emperor often held the hand of the Master of the State Teacher, touching it intentionally or unintentionally, and at the same time hinted to the Master of the State Teacher that he had discovered which of the Queen Mother's henchmen.

Under the guise of the emperor's power to suppress the queen mother, Xiao Lanshan installed his own people smoothly, almost walking sideways in the court.Xiao Lanshan believed that if the emperor reacted, he would have been fully prepared.

The only problem now is that the empress dowager's clique has almost been eliminated, but the emperor's favorability has stopped at 75 and will not rise any further.Xiao Lanshan thought of N kinds of strategies, and finally settled on the bitter plan!

As long as you find a killer to assassinate the emperor yourself, and then follow up with another block, the emperor will definitely be moved. It feels very easy. Isn't it done like this in TV dramas?Before Xiao Lanshan had time to buy the killer, the little mouse brought news that when the Minister of the Ministry of Households checked the tax accounts, he found that there was a gap of nearly 100 million taels, which could not be filled. He was about to commit suicide at home and was rescued by his family. Down.

When Xiao Lanshan heard this, well, he even saved the cost of hiring an assassin.So I tied an advertisement to the little mouse and asked the little mouse to deliver it.

On the other side, Mr. Xiong and Mr. Pi have a night meeting with the national teacher. Mr. Pi first promises that the treasury can be emptied within half a day when necessary. Mr. Xiong said that he will try to get half of the Tiger Talisman within half a year, and give the other half to Xiao Lan shirt.

The influence cultivated by the queen mother was removed by Xiao Lanshan, both openly and secretly. In front of the queen mother, Xiao Lanshan expressed his allegiance to the queen mother, and kept the ministers who should have been severely punished, and secretly arranged them in other courtyards in Kyoto, in brothels, and even own house.On the emperor's side, Xiao Lanshan and the emperor immediately exchanged eye contact, told the emperor all the tricks of the empress dowager, handed over all the criminal evidence collected to the emperor, and proved to the emperor that he was capable.

The emperor walked in the imperial garden hand in hand with the national teacher several times, and the ambiguity was outrageous.

Love the house and the black, the emperor paid special attention to the ministers who were promoted by the national teacher.

All courtiers with winking eyes in the court know how to curry favor with the National Teacher. In the first New Year of the National Teacher's tenure, the entire capital, except the imperial palace, was the busiest place in the National Teacher's Mansion. Gift-giving people came and went, and the threshold of a brand-new threshold was trampled. several.

The banquet was held in the palace as usual, and Xiao Lanshan kept watching the giant panda and Pixiu in case they were too drunk to show their appearance.The emperor on one side could be regarded as taking a mouthful of thick vinegar, and the eunuch next to him couldn't open his eyes because of the sourness.

As soon as the banquet was over, the emperor immediately joined in.

"Lanshan." The emperor drank a little wine and looked at Xiao Lanshan with a slightly drunken voice: "How about walking with me?"

A good opportunity to get a good impression!Xiao Lanshan smiled and nodded: "I would like to obey the holy order."

Xiao Lanshan originally thought that the emperor just wanted to wander around the imperial garden, at most he would go to the Tongtian Pavilion to see the moon, but he didn't expect that he was going out of the palace!

Xiao Lanshan still hadn't forgotten about the fact that someone wanted to buy a killer, and was so frightened by the emperor's audacity that he trembled: "Your Majesty, the palace is very dangerous. If there is any accident, I will die..."

The emperor stretched out his finger ambiguously, and touched Xiao Lanshan's lips: "Don't talk too much."

Xiao Lanshan almost wanted to cry. When I was a bitter man, I had environmental conditions. It was good to be in the palace. I was cured so quickly. There were so many masters in the palace. The killer would run away if he missed a hit. Outside, the killer would definitely Need to make up a few more knives!I don't know martial arts, and the emperor is drunk, so I can make fakes come true!

Xiao Lanshan couldn't stand the emperor's self-willedness.

"Do you have second thoughts about me?"

"You don't love me! I'm angry!"

"Hey, go out with me, I'll buy you candy."

In the end, Xiao Lanshan still sneaked out of the palace with the emperor, followed by a little eunuch, Xiao Lanshan also pretended not to see.

It may be because of the festival, there is no curfew today, the ladies who have been in the boudoir all come out to watch the night scene, and by the way, see if there is any handsome scholar.

The emperor and Xiao Lanshan clasped their fingers, and looked at each other from time to time, watching the little eunuch behind him eating dog food.

In order to cover it up a bit, Xiao Lanshan bought two masks, a complete Tang Monk mask and a half-face mask of Monkey King. Seeing the emperor put on the mask of Monkey King obediently, Xiao Lanshan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Lanshan, you are so pretty." The emperor was so drunk that he secretly lifted Tang Monk's mask and kissed the lips behind the mask.

Xiao Lanshan was taken aback, this is still on the street!Just as he was about to push the emperor away, he found that the favorability score that had been standing still had jumped by two points, reaching 77.

Originally about to push away the emperor's hand and slowly withdraw it, Xiao Lanshan's mind was full of how to increase his favorability.

The emperor felt Xiao Lanshan's stiffness, and his lips parted slowly. Xiao Lanshan hadn't reacted yet, hey, wait, it's only three points away!

Xiao Lanshan's brain became hot, and he leaned forward fiercely. Xiao Lanshan's tears rolled when he bumped into it all of a sudden, my teeth!A bloody smell lingered in Xiao Lanshan's mouth for a long time.

The emperor was not lightly hit, and he let out a muffled snort. He was slightly drunk at first, but now he is completely sober.

So positive!The emperor's eyes lit up instantly, and he slowly deepened the kiss.

Xiao Lanshan looked at the data and jumped up, 77, 78, 79, 80!

"Hey, the main task (mandatory) is completed: the emperor's favorability reaches 80. Currently 80/80. Task rewards: silver tael + 10000, reputation + 300, non-toxic, tasteless and highly toxic poison + 1, lottery ticket + 1."

At last there was no bloodshed.Xiao Lanshan was so happy that she almost jumped up.

"Drip, main task (mandatory): the emperor's favorability reaches 100, currently 80/100. Task rewards: silver taels + 100000, reputation + 800, listening heart tube +1, poisonous needle +1. Task reward introduction: listening heart tube, similar Using mind reading, one-time consumption of items. Poisonous needles, killing people invisible."