Xian Gong wants me to destroy the world

Xiao Lanshan suddenly remembered an experience in her previous life.

In order to get rid of his [-] years of virginity, he was taken to the bar by his friends. Xiao Lanshan, who was a little shy, did not dare to strike up a conversation with a beautiful girl, so he was taught a lesson by his friends.

He also taught a set of flirting skills: the first step is to treat beautiful women as little white rabbits, and they will dance if they are fair and beautiful.The second step is to go forward to find a topic with wine in hand. The beginning must be novel and have compliments.The third step is to (unintentionally) show your car keys and (unintentionally) mention your rich family.The fourth step, love words attack, sugar-coated cannonballs, please drink.The fifth step is to propose to go for a drive together.

The rest is to book a hotel or something,,,

Now it seems that he and the emperor have reached the rest?How can this work!Xiao Lanshan made himself sober, because it is absolutely stupid to confess himself with a few words of love.

Xiao Lanshan deliberately asked: "Where does Your Majesty want the minister to sleep?"

The emperor's face was slightly red: "My dragon bed, can Ai Qing like it?"

You have slept many girls on your dragon bed.Xiao Lanshan felt inexplicably uncomfortable.

"Drip, side mission (freedom): to provoke the relationship between the emperor and the empress. Task reward: points +1500, a god-level rare plant seed. Reward introduction: god-level rare plant seeds, which can be planted in the host body, and the seeds are automatically absorbed The aura between heaven and earth can be cultivated by the host."

Xiao Lanshan was deeply shocked, her heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, Xiuxian?You can cultivate immortals yourself!

Xiao Lanshan deeply remembers the novels he read when he stayed up all night. Ordinary people opened the golden finger, became immortals overnight, slapped the face, hugged left and right, smiled proudly across the continent, and finally went to outer space keep going crazy.Thinking about it made Xiao Lanshan feel overwhelmed.

Why don't you just provoke the relationship between the emperor and the empress?no problem!

Xiao Lanshan blinked, carefully chose his words, and finally said in a slightly sour tone: "Your Majesty's dragon bed may be guarded by the queen, so it's better for me to return to the residence."

Very good, that is, he rejected the emperor and expressed his dissatisfaction with the existence of the queen.

The emperor was slightly taken aback, and laughed: "No woman has ever been on my dragon bed, including the queen."

Xiao Lanshan raised her eyebrows: "I understand, Your Majesty, you will go there in person."

Delivered/hanged.

The emperor had a choked expression, his thin lips moved and he was speechless.

"I'd better go back home." Xiao Lanshan sighed seemingly regretfully, but actually turned around a little Qingxing.

"Don't go back, Lanshan." The emperor stopped Xiao Lanshan with his body: "I will be worried."

"This..." Xiao Lanshan's mind turned quickly: "Presumably, His Majesty has been worried that his ministers will ignore the government affairs these two days, and the government affairs have piled up like a mountain."

"I have a measure." The emperor felt a little worried about those things: "You don't have to worry."

"Then tonight, why don't I help His Majesty sort out the paperwork." Xiao Lanshan looked worried about the country and the people: "Please don't delay the business because of the minister."

After thinking about it, the emperor nodded and agreed with a sense of relief.

The whole night, the master of the state teacher accompanied the emperor to deal with government affairs, and the little eunuch also accompanied the two of them all night, serving tea, water and snacks.

Xiao Lanshan was in charge of drinking tea and snacks, and the emperor was in charge of reviewing the memorials and secretly admiring the seductive posture of the national teacher eating and drinking.

From time to time, Xiao Lanshan raised his head and smiled brightly at the emperor, or blinked his eyes, which could make the emperor blushed and bowed his head to continue writing.

Just like a parent watching their child do their homework, Xiao Lanshan tilted his head to see the emperor sitting upright and carefully reviewing the papers, not to mention, he was quite charming.

Xiao Lanshan couldn't help but began to think about that magical seed again, and then thought of provoking the relationship between the emperor and the empress.

How do we do this?Xiao Lanshan propped his chin and looked at the emperor with dull eyes. If what the emperor said was true, then he never loved the empress at all.

Do you want the emperor to hurt the queen again and cause them to turn against each other?Xiao Lanshan thought of the queen mother who was still under house arrest in the Buddhist hall, and felt sorry for these people who couldn't help themselves.

Maybe a different way of thinking?

Xiao Lanshan came up with a plan, since he didn't want the emperor to hurt the queen again, why not let the queen strike first?

Xiao Lanshan's eyes lit up, the scene of a branch of red apricot coming out of the wall must be very interesting.

But this time the emperor was pitiful.

Xiao Lanshan looked at the emperor with a smile, and seemed to have seen the forgiving hat on the emperor's head.

The emperor was immersed in the content of the memorial, but suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. When he looked up, Xiao Lanshan was smiling happily.The emperor smiled back, feeling an ominous premonition for some reason.

The next day, the third day, seven days in a row, the Master of the National Teacher and the Master of the National Teacher stayed up all night to sort out the government affairs. Xiao Lanshan worked very hard to make the emperor neglect the queen, staying up late every day, but unfortunately, he often couldn't make it Xiao Lanshan woke up early in the morning and found that he was sleeping in the emperor's arms, and something behind him was flying upwards, rubbing against him from time to time.

Finally, the queen couldn't bear to summon Xiao Lanshan, Xiao Lanshan not only refused to go, but also asked Yan Jin to be a grand guest in her mansion.

"What are you going to do?" Yan Jin looked at the clothes in front of him calmly.

"I just think it's too boring for you to wear black all the time." Xiao Lanshan absently found a reason: "You are old and single, so I am worried for you."

Yan Jin frowned slightly: "I have never met my parents and relatives, and my master has passed away long ago. It seems that I am naive to think that no one will force the marriage."

Xiao Lanshan smiled embarrassingly: "Clean up for me quickly. You are a good young man. You want to have a good figure and good looks, and you don't make good use of them."

"How to use it?" Yan Jin suddenly approached Xiao Lanshan, and the tip of their noses almost touched each other: "Is that so?"

Xiao Lanshan was taken aback by Yan Jin's sudden epiphany, the guilty Xiao Lanshan didn't dare to look directly at Yan Jin, so he could only push Yan Jin away in embarrassment: "I didn't expect you to have a trick, it seems that I don't need to I worry that you will die alone forever."

"What's so bad about being alone forever?" Yan Jin took a few steps back, with faint disappointment in his eyes: "At least it won't delay the person in my heart from finding happiness."