You at the same table

After the morning get out of class, Ji You stopped talking for a second before being dragged by other girls to the cafeteria. Yan Yexiu couldn't hold back seeing this, "Hey! Why do you think she is like this?!"

Qin Yu bit his lower lip, lowered his head to play with the meal card: "What's wrong with her? Didn't you say you didn't quarrel?"

"She...we didn't quarrel..." Yan Yexiu was furious, "Have you heard of mental attacks? My spirit has been brutally impacted!"

"What's the matter?" Qin Yu still lowered his head. Although he was chatting with Yan Yexiu, his attitude was still a bit worse than usual.But Yan Yexiu was not a careful person at all, and he was so irritable at the moment that he didn't notice it at all.

"Do you know Danmei? Last night I read the first book of Danmei in my life!" Yan Yexiu said without a smile on his face, "I shouldn't be curious. I just clicked on it and it hit 1 critical hits. What are you doing? ?!Chapter [-], the male protagonist was given by someone! What the fuck is pregnant! Isn’t Danmei writing about sex?! Let the two men seriously fall in love! Pregnant! God damn it Fuck! The wall and then run with the ball. I have only seen this kind of plot in the harem of the stallion. This is the first time I know that men can write like this! The author's logic! Send the blade! Chop haw! Since you want to get pregnant, just go straight Write from the perspective of the female protagonist! What the hell is the male protagonist! Scroll down and there are still comments! Say cute?! And discuss the plot in a serious manner! Fuck! Owning a woman’s body for various reasons and then unfolding the plot is called “Transfiguration Text”) whose name is deceiving after reading two chapters, and I think it’s enough…”

"You..." Qin Yu slowed down in the middle of Yan Yexiu's words, stopped kneading the meal card in his hand, and looked at him with a look that Yan Yexiu didn't dare to look directly at.

Yan Yexiu suddenly felt embarrassed when Qin Yu looked at him like this. He felt that the conversation he had just said was very embarrassing. He stuttered and explained: "Cough, I overreacted, huh?" Seeing that Qin Yu was still in a daze, he scratched his head, thinking that he might not understand what he just said, "You know Danmei? It's just..."

"Fuck it, talk about two men falling in love." Qin Yu interrupted Yan Yexiu, passed Yan Yexiu and walked forward with a blank face, "You said it just now."

"Cough cough cough!" Yan Yexiu became even more embarrassed, took two quick steps to keep up, and explained, "What's inside, although I glanced at Danmei out of curiosity, I'm really not gay."

"Well, I know." Qin Yu's footsteps were slightly stagnant, and then he walked forward as if nothing had happened, "Then what do you think about homosexuality?"

"Opinions?" Yan Yexiu and Qin Yu walked forward side by side, "Do you need any opinions? I think homosexuality is similar to heterosexuality, although our country does not approve the same-sex marriage law, which is a bit bad for homosexuals."

"Is... is it...?" Qin Yu's voice was extremely low, like a breeze blowing across the sun-shining sea.

"Yeah? Otherwise?" Yan Yexiu was puzzled, and at the same time thanked himself for his good ears - Yan Yexiu didn't have any feelings about homosexuality, and it was really due to the modern Internet.Reading novels, now the authors of stallion novels will sell rot from time to time, so that the hero and his friends will have a bloody battle.Watching anime (at station B) at least one-third of the barrage will involve Lily or Broken Back, all kinds of cp.There are also comics, some comics can't judge gender by face now, okay?There are also daily chats and farts. Those who often surf the Internet, as long as they are not radicals or conservatives, they have long been used to such things as Brokeback Yamashita Lily driving. He really can't think of anything.

"What if there are gays around you?" Qin Yu didn't turn his head, his facial muscles were stiff.

"Would you like it? What does it have to do with me? As long as you don't fall in love with me." Yan Yexiu looked indifferent. "And so what if you have a crush on me? I've seen people, and I think it's okay to talk about people who are pleasing to my eyes... Oh? No, I have a girlfriend... Then reject it. Rejecting a man should be the same as rejecting a man, right? It's all human anyway."

"Well, that's good..." Qin Yu felt that he wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.

"What's wrong with you?" By now Yan Yexiu had noticed that something was wrong with Qin Yu, "Is the illness still not cured? Why do you feel that you are weak in speaking?"

"Weakness?" Qin Yu turned his head and smiled at Yan Yexiu, but he felt that the smile was a bit stiff, so he lied to cover it up, "Maybe, it hurts a bit."

"..." Yan Yexiu said that you don't take it seriously when you lie, goddamn toothache, did the toothache stiffen your face?But he also felt that Qin Yu might guess like this because of what he said just now. After all, there are so many homophobic people in the world.If Qin Yu is also homophobic, then it would be easy to explain his abnormality now. It must be difficult for homophobic to hear his words, right? , Yan Yexiu wanted to light a candle for him.Of course, there is also myself, if I knew Qin Yu was afraid of him, I shouldn't have said those words.

But Qin Yu's problem seems to have started from the day before yesterday?It should have nothing to do with what he just said, right?Yan Yexiu tilted his head, but he felt that his character design was really not suitable for breaking the casserole and asking the end. If he asked too much and asked questions that shouldn't be asked, it would be troublesome.So I simply pretended I didn't notice anything: "It's a shame that I envied you for having muscles, but now it seems that your health is not as good as mine. You get sick every now and then, it's simply too low."

"Really?" Qin Yu tried his best to maintain the normal boy's boasted muscles, "I don't envy you. You stay at home and don't exercise for a month during the summer vacation, right?"

"What's wrong with discriminating against dead houses?" Yan Yexiu was still more accustomed to the style of speaking now, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, "After a month, the muscles that you didn't have much already disappeared. Now you have nothing to be ashamed of."

"At least I once had it." Qin Yu looked up helplessly and blinked, "Shall we go upstairs to eat?"

"En, good." Yan Yexiu nodded without any objection, seeing that Qin Yu was still walking slowly and leisurely, he was a little anxious, left the sentence "I'll go up first to take a seat" and ran away.Hugging to the place where there is transparent glass at the corner of the stairs, he accidentally glanced over and saw Qin Yu standing in a daze at the door of the cafeteria, and was bumped on the shoulder by a person who hurriedly ran in, making him frown.

But calling Qin Yu here would definitely not be heard. Yan Yexiu didn't intend to do useless work. After taking a look, he continued to climb the stairs. He took off his watch while running up, intending to use the watch to occupy a seat.

Going upstairs, due to the number of people upstairs in the previous episode, it is very difficult to find an empty table.But he only took a cursory look around when he saw Ji You standing there waving at him.A table for four only accommodated her and another female classmate, leaving two seats just enough for him and Qin Yu.He put down his watch in the past, circled the remaining two positions, and went to buy food.

So, Qin Yu, who had just calmed down and came up to search for Yan Yexiu, but saw Ji You's lips tightened instantly, especially when he saw the empty seat next to Ji You through the extremely clear glasses that he had just made before school started. When Yan Yexiu's watch was on, the background of the whole person darkened another eight degrees.The feeling of guilt and defeat that the mistress felt when she saw her original partner and had no support from a scumbag just came out once, which made him feel extremely tight in his chest, and wished he could turn around and leave.

But he couldn't, he even smiled at Ji You when she looked over, even if he was about to run away after laughing.

The author has something to say:

Ji You: The me in this chapter...is soy sauce again...

Luo Pingxi: It doesn't matter, you in the next chapter will still be soy sauce.

——By the way, although I, Ji You, also watch Danmei, I am a woman of science and technology in real life, with a standard straight male thinking.I still remember that when she first started danmei, she saw an article about having a child in the copywriting, she was stunned and asked me what the hell it was.I still remember the look on her face back then.Now that I think about it, even if Ji You didn't like it, I still had to take it!Take a picture of it and add the words "You fucking tease me", what a perfect emoji!

——Rolling and selling cute, please comment and collect (づ￣3￣)づ