Dig a spoonful of heart meat

The office was very lively, the homeroom teachers, grade directors, school secretaries and vice principals were all there, squeezing the small space so tight that it was not airtight. Zou Shao stood at the door without taking a step inside.

The dozen or so thorns that took up a lot of space were also there, and what frightened Zou Shao, who was afraid of terminal cancer, was that the parents of the ten or so people were also there.

Those who know well know that this is a student fighting with the teacher, and those who don't know think that there is some kind of democracy-democracy and self-improvement party in the office.There were not enough chairs in the room, and no one was willing to sit. The atmosphere was as weird as a memorial meeting.

As soon as Zou Shao walked into the room, dozens of people in the office stared at him.

"You are Zou Shao?" A man over half a year old asked in a rough voice.

Zou Shao observed the positions of the personnel. A dozen or so troublemakers stood together with their parents. The young lady who was standing next to them looked like a head teacher.A group of "beasts" in suits and leather shoes stood on the other side of the room, and the person who asked the question stood in the middle, with some distance between him and the others.

That is probably the head of the "beasts in clothes" - the headmaster with the highest title.

"I am." Zou Shao was lucky to be the first person in the room who had the nerve to sit on a stool.He answered while pulling a chair.There was a screeching sound when the chair rubbed against the ground, but Zou Shao didn't care, and raised his head to look at the principal generously.

"I just talked to these students about the situation, because I don't care about anything, but no matter what, I can't beat people! Is there any problem that can't be solved by talking, and you have to use violence? You're good, you just came on the first day. ..."

"Principal, may I ask what you just learned from them?" Before the principal could finish speaking, Zou Shao interrupted, "It's wrong to hit people with your hands, but it's right to talk about others in public? You said that violence can't solve the problem, so may I ask?" How to deal with this situation?"

"you……"

"It's just my first day of school. About ten of them beat me up. In the end, all the knives came out. I just came back from the infirmary, and I can't even walk right now. Who do you think is the victim?"

The principal has been teaching for decades, tough, rebellious, dawdling, and fighting all day long. What kind of students have you never seen?But it was the first time he had seen Zou Shao sit down and be polite as soon as he entered the door, and even fart in a serious tone.

"Then you can't either..."

"I know." Zou Shao continued after a pause, "I know I was wrong, principal, and I won't make a mistake in the future."

The skill of slapping and appreciating candy can be described as perfect.The principal's beard trembled, and he opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something else.

"Then since both parties know they are wrong, why don't we just do this first, after all, it's the first day of school..." The female teacher who looked like the head teacher spoke, and naturally hoped that something like this would be resolved Small, trivial matters.

The normal way of thinking may be to let the two parties shake hands and apologize.But with the ethos of Wencheng No. [-] Middle School, the teachers suspected that a handshake in such a situation could crush a person's finger bones.

Compared to Zou Shao's willingness to admit his mistakes, the group of people who caused trouble first seemed much more irritable. They didn't have the treatment that Zou Shao was "severely injured" and entered the infirmary. Still swollen.

"That's what he did first, and we're in self-defense." The swollen-faced, stupid man was always unwilling to let this matter go, after all, they and the "bullying freshman team" had never stumbled like this before.

"One of the ten or so of you hit me, who is the rightful self-defense?" Zou Shao was not polite, "The doctor just said that if the knife was longer, I might not be able to stand up in this life."

head teacher:"?!"

headmaster:"!!"

So much so that when Zou Shao came out of the teacher's office unscathed, all the students thought that he had a backer, which further strengthened the idea that "he is looking for someone to enter the school".

After all, the result is here, all the teachers and principals, together with the top ten dangerous elements on campus and the parents who were called, obviously failed to do anything to Zou Shao.

In fact, since Zou Shao uttered the phrase "I can't stand up", let alone a lesson, even criticism is afraid that any word will hit the injured leg and cause "paralysis and disability for the rest of my life". It's a big burden.

Zou Shao was the tallest in the class, so he took a seat in the last row by the window.Since it was the first day of reporting, Zou Shao had not had time to send the guitar back to the dormitory, so he gently leaned it behind the chair, then threw off his schoolbag and sat heavily on the chair.

There was still blood on his pants, and the moment he entered the classroom, everyone stared at him with frozen expressions on their faces.

——Probably thinking about how to find a relationship and change classes, the farther away from this dangerous element the better.

The experience on the first day of school was really fucked up. Zou Shao stretched the tightly bandaged wound and rubbed his hair angrily.

Within a few minutes of being seated, the surrounding chairs and tables actually left a small distance from him.

Zou Shao's primary and junior high schools were attended in county-level middle schools. He was not good at studying, No. 1 in trouble, and he could publish a booklet of heroic deeds as a standard model for all juniors and girls who are eager to do things.

Popularity is better than one, and there is a group of small followers behind him wherever he goes, but it is also because Zou Shao is really a brother.

It is said that once when I was in junior high school, I pried a neighbor's motorcycle overnight, drove on the highway without a license to the provincial capital, just to support the brothers' group fight.

It was at that time that Zou Shao's fame spread from the county to the provincial capital.

But if this incident happened today, the whole school might start to spread his heroic deeds, even if Zou Shao's pamphlets were printed, they could be published in situ and sell well.

But Zou Shao didn't like this forced "debut" method at all.Besides, whether he fights or skips class, it is never for rebellion.

What worries him the most is the mess at home.

The blazing sunlight hit his face directly through the window, and Zou Shao pulled the curtains with a slam, so as not to be blinded on the first day of school.

"Deng dong dong" the sound of high-heeled shoes sounded in the corridor, and the classroom was instantly full of chaos.In three seconds, the small yellow books that were piled up together were randomly stuffed into the desk hall, the chair drifted back to its original position, and he decisively took out the notebook to put on a show.

At the same time, the beautiful homeroom teacher wearing blues flame lipstick also strode into the classroom. As Zou Shao expected, it was the one who calmed down next to the parents in the office.

The beauty class Ren didn't say a word, walked up to the podium, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote a word on the blackboard: Xu.The force was so strong that half of the chalk was broken after only two strokes.

"My surname is Xu, and I'm the head teacher of Class [-]." Banren Xu threw the half of chalk on the desk with a stern voice, "As we all know, some students in our class encountered some problems today."

Many students glanced back at Zou Shao slightly, but turned back at the moment when they saw the other's impatient expression.

"We need to make class rules first." Xu Banren began to chant scriptures one by one.

As we all know, the first week of school is the stage for all teachers to let go of their power. It is impossible to speak firmly, but it is impossible to say that you have the bottom of your heart.

After all, grades are divided into classes based on grades, and there are nine classes in the new senior one.The first two classes are experimental classes, and the top [-] students in the grade are accepted. In the ninth class, only the wild way of beating wolves is left.

Probably because he didn't read the almanac when he went out, and Zou Shao was a thorn in his side for the first time as a shift manager.Ms. Xu has already thought about how to get along with him in the future.

——Open one eye and close one eye, burn more incense, and hope that this child will stop making big troubles.

"Then let each of us introduce ourselves." Ms. Xu finally finished reading the scriptures, and scanned the seats of the class, "Start from this side, dragon wagging its tail." At that point, Zou Shao was ranked last.

As soon as this sentence came out, the classmate who was sleeping with his hands on his head woke up instantly. "Getting on stage and introducing yourself" is probably the source of all social phobia's nightmares.

Before it was their turn, many people were already sweating coldly.

"I... My name is Gu Xiaoman." The first one to come on stage was a girl, her voice sounded a little nervous and jerky, but her appearance was pretty and pleasant.After finishing a bunch of polite words such as "Take care of me", she turned around and wrote her name on the blackboard.

Words are just like people, and they are also beautiful.Zou Shao looked up, Gu Xiaoman, he had some impression of this name.

When I drove a motorcycle to fight in the province in junior high school, a brother mentioned her--she is good at studies and looks beautiful.Probably because I didn't perform well in the senior high school entrance examination, so I didn't get into the experimental class.

The dozen or so people introduced next said the same things. Zou Shao was not interested in listening to them. He rested his head in one hand and watched a fly crawling on the curtain.

A sudden burst of laughter caught Zou Shao's attention.

A very thin boy came onto the stage, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and the corners of his mouth were grinning to his ears.

"Hi everyone, I'm Chen Guang, and Zhencai is my good friend." The boy opened his mouth, and there was another burst of laughter in the classroom, and Zou Shao also looked up with great interest.

Chen Guang's handwriting is a bit ugly, almost overlapping.

"My wish," he said after finishing writing his name, "is that the world will not be peaceful."

The whole class burst into laughter, and Xu Banren's face darkened again.Zou Shao even suspected that if there were more self-introductions like this, her complexion might not be saved by three layers of dior999.

——He also saw this color number on the browser a few days ago, and he never understood why Baidu gave him, a straight man, a pauper, a lipstick number.Anyway, if you can't read it, you can recognize red, pink, and purple tones.

It took more than half an hour for the thirty or so people in the class to introduce themselves. When it was Zou Shao's turn, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, but no one left their seats.

They all want to hear the glorious deeds of this one-to-ten.

Zou Shao casually picked up a piece of chalk that was cut off in half from the desk to write his name on the blackboard, but because he couldn't master the strength with the chalk the first time, he wrote the first picture, and the chalk broke again.

Zou Shao exhaled lightly and scanned the blackboard.Finally, I found a name called "Zou Jihe", drew a circle on the first character, and drew a circle on the middle character of "Jiang Shaoxun".

"Zou, Shao." With a little force on his wrist, he accurately projected the tip of the chalk into the trash can next to the podium, and the plastic cover was smashed with a crisp sound by the chalk.After saying these two words, he walked straight back to his seat.

The relationship is good, it is useless for others to write a few words on the stage, and it is useless to say something. He only drew two circles once he went up.

Also broke half of the chalk.

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