[Comprehensive] The roommates are blowing up the house again today

Edogawa Ranpo still had half a piece of potato chips in his mouth, tilted his head slightly, expressionless.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was standing at the door, was also quiet for a moment, and then—cleared his throat very politely, and knocked on the door he kicked open.

Hasegawa Rin gritted his teeth, slowly lowered his head in Edogawa Ranbu's half-opened warning eyes, and bit a bit of potato chips that were exposed outside.

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't want to give up either, he cleared his throat again: "That..."

Hasegawa Rin hugged Edogawa Ranpo's soft body, but felt a spontaneous coolness in his heart.

Edogawa raised the brim of his hat in random steps, his eyes slightly opened, and the warning was clearly revealed.

But what could he do?

Closing his eyes, Hasegawa Rin Dayi bit off the potato chips awe-inspiringly and kissed the young man in his arms.

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Edogawa Ranpo: ...

The moment he felt the young man in his arms biting his lips angrily, Rin Hasegawa thought that his brain might have been eaten by Rashomon.

Zhong Yuanzhong also coughed again in embarrassment, breaking the anxious silence: "I'm here to find someone."

Why doesn't he give up?

Rin Hasegawa's lips hurt when Edogawa ranpo bit her.

He used to appreciate Chuya Nakahara's persistence, but now, this persistence has killed him miserably.

Rin Hasegawa couldn't speak, he could only...

Heart as dead ashes issued a loud kissing sound.

The ground around Zhongye in the Central Plains suddenly sank.

He was obviously so angry that he used his abilities, and Rin Hasegawa was keenly aware that something was wrong.

He immediately let go of Edogawa Ranpo, put the person back on the ground steadily, and acted pitifully at him, hoping that the other person could help him.

Edogawa Luanbu stared at the corner of his bitten mouth, and softly "hummed".

Rin Hasegawa had no choice but to plead in a low voice: "Brother Ranbu, I'll make you some snacks, can you help me?"

Edogawa Luanbu stared at him for a while, then tilted his head and said to Nakahara Chuya: "There is no one you want here. Don't disturb me and my boyfriend."

The subordinates who had been chasing Chuya in the Central Plains all the way arrived at this time, just in time to hear this sentence completely.He bent down and took a sneak peek inside the room, then he was dumbfounded, he should have been out of breath all the way here, but now he froze in place, not daring to breathe.

For a long time since then, there has been a gossip circulating in Hong Kong and black——

A famous detective from the Armed Detective Agency has found a boyfriend, and his back looks very much like Mr. Hasegawa.

It is said that the boyfriend's old love was the Central Plains cadre, he cheated the Central Plains cadre's money, cheated the Central Plains cadre's car, and then turned around and hooked up with the famous Wuzhen detective.

The gangsters in Hong Kong who think they know everything: This person is messing around there with the back of Mr. Hasegawa!Scumbag biss!

Although that's a later story, at this moment, Hasegawa Rin really felt that he was only one step away from death.

Because Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't seem to believe them.

He was still approaching step by step, accompanied by the collapse of the ground.

Hasegawa Rin gritted his teeth, held the chaotic step with one hand, and lifted the clothes on his waist with the other.

It's a death anyway, and it's better to be killed by Edogawa Ranpo than to be brought back to Hong Kong to be killed.

He stopped, his Adam's apple moved, and he uttered five words: "Sir, please leave."

Obviously, this was said to Zhongyuan Zhongye.

This voice is not like his original pronunciation. Although he is not good at false pronunciation, he can still deceive people with just five words.

——Thanks to his terrible ability for allowing him to meet that kid named Kuroba Kaito and his fairy father.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stopped, half-closed his eyes, and stared at him.

Rin Hasegawa swallowed guiltily, feeling as if his back was burning.

After a while, another voice broke the gloomy silence: "Mr. Zhongyuan, you are disturbing the couple who are in high spirits at this time...isn't it okay?"

It was Yosano Akiko.

He breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head cooperatively, and brought his lips together again.

But this time it was just for show.

Luanbu's waist is easy to touch, and Luanbu's lips are indeed soft, but his life is also very fragile.

Yu Xieye added a very timely sentence: "It looks like returning to the image, but it is not after all. This is Mr. Ranpo's boyfriend."

For some reason, a subordinate who was packing the quail called out "Mr. Zhongyuan" subconsciously, then immediately shut up and lowered his head.

The Central Plains cadres just completed their mission last night and flew back to the headquarters from the field.Mingming hadn't had a good rest for the past few days, but after learning of the news of Mr. Hasegawa's death, he stayed up all night and locked himself in Mr. Hasegawa's office for a whole night.Then this morning, he suddenly rushed out like crazy again.

When he passed by him, he accidentally saw Mr. Zhongyuan's bloodshot eyes, and followed him because he was worried that something might happen.

After all, Central Plains cadres have always won the hearts of their subordinates.

But now, he regretted it very much.

This subordinate swallowed his saliva, peeked at the few people in the room in fear, and quietly touched his coat pocket with his left hand—if it didn't work, he might try to contact Mr. Dazai.

Mr. Dazai is so powerful, there must be a way to solve the current situation.

At this moment, Edogawa Ranpo, who was pressed against the wall, suddenly moved.He pushed Rin Hasegawa's head away, and looked over his shoulder at Chuya Nakahara: "You should have something to deal with, right? It's useless to waste here."

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't speak either.

There was only the sound of breathing in the room.

Hasegawa Rin suddenly felt a little distressed.

It can be heard from the sound that Zhongyuan Zhongye is obviously not in a good state now.

He frowned, and was about to turn his head to speak, but Xie Ye said one step ahead of him: "Please go back, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"First, sir..." The subordinate who was left on the sidelines faltered out a few words.

Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his eyelids, turned and left.

Rin Hasegawa breathed a sigh of relief, let go of his chaotic steps, and sat down on the nearest chair as if collapsed.

"It's terrible." He looked up at the ceiling and said with emotion.

"Shouldn't you thank me as a famous detective?" Edogawa Ranpo snorted, "If it wasn't for me, Dazai Osamu from Hong Kong would have come here too."

Hasegawa Rin licked the wound on the corner of his mouth, and made a moving expression for the rest of his life: "Brother Ranbu is so kind!"

Edogawa Ranpo was extremely disgusted.

Someone whispered: "That... Excuse me, is it over?"

Hasegawa Rin straightened up and looked towards the source of the sound.

The boy with flesh-colored hair poked half his head out from the door.

"...It's over." He had an indescribable expression, "You, how much have you seen?"

"Let's start with kissing." Yu Xie Ye replied on behalf of the boy.

Hasegawa Rin was silent, and buried his face in his palm in silence.

He was sorry for the child, and let him see such a bad scene as soon as he came.

"Rin." Edogawa Ranpo called him, reaching out to him, "Dim sum."

"I'll send it to you in two days." He looked up, paused, and waved at the young man lightly, while adding, "Three days...no, one week."

"First kiss!" Edogawa frowned in disorder, as if he was very dissatisfied with the weight.

"I have no choice but to, I really have no choice! Besides," Rin Hasegawa quibbled, pointing the corner of his mouth, "I didn't stick out my tongue, and you bit my mouth open!"

——The tone is a little regretful.

Perhaps because of his sweet taste, Luanbu's lips were soft and sweet.

Hasegawa Rin unconsciously moved his eyes down, staring at the part he had just kissed, and blinked.

Probably a taste of first love.

Edogawa Ranpo turned his head indifferently to avoid his sight.

The tip of the ear was a little red.

Yosano Akiko, who was watching from the sidelines, inexplicably grasped a point: "So you weren't your first kiss?"

Suddenly regaining consciousness, Rin Hasegawa touched his nose in embarrassment, did not answer the question directly, but stretched out two fingers at Ranbu - two weeks.

Edogawa Luanpo snorted coldly, and pressed one of his sticks.

"One month!?" Rin Hasegawa stared, "How can I have time to do so much? And if you do it, you won't be able to eat it all, it will spoil..."

Edogawa Ranpo half-opened his eyes, squinting at him.

His voice faltered, and he raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, one month. I'll bring it to you in three days."

Edogawa Ranpo: "Pay in installments."

Rin Hasegawa nodded helplessly.

The young boy who had already walked up to him lowered his head in embarrassment, and stayed quietly aside.

"Hello, my name is Hasegawa Rin." Hasegawa Rin pretended to ignore what happened, straightened his clothes, put on a professional smile, and asked softly, "What about you?"

"Saktu." The young boy's voice was soft, he raised his head to look at him, and there were two words clearly written in his big eyes - scumbag.

It is impossible not to read the meaning of the child, Rin Hasegawa felt bitter.

His good first impression was ruined just like that.

He also wants to hear the kid call him "brother" cutely.

"It's such a Sato, you listen to my explanation."

"The red-haired one just now is actually a big monster. If I didn't, I would..." He was eaten by him.

Sabito: "I'm 12 years old."

His tone was full of disgust.

Rin Hasegawa subconsciously said, "Oh, I'm eighteen."

Sato's eyes were even weirder, as if he was looking at a scumbag, he was also looking at a mentally retarded man.

Hasegawa Rin had no choice but to explain the matter to others, taking out the explanation of the world and why he came here.

Sato was brought here forcibly by him, and he will always be responsible to the end.The villa just happened to be big enough to accommodate two people and it was still very empty.Taking him back to live with him temporarily became a natural thing.

After bidding farewell to Xie Ye and Ranpo, he took Satu by the hand, stood at the street corner, and took a deep breath of fresh air.

"Don't worry, I will find a way to send you back!" He patted the boy's head, "Trust me!"

Satoshi hesitated and said, "Thank you, Mr. Hasegawa."

"You don't have to be so unfamiliar, you can call me 'Brother Lin'." He tilted his head and smiled at Satu.

"...Brother Lin." There was a kind of helplessness of being dependent on others and having to do something.

Rin Hasegawa was satisfied.

It has been his wish for many years to be called "brother" again, but it's a pity that Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai are two or three months younger than him, and he still has a superior-subordinate relationship with them.No matter how hard he tried, they were determined not to let go.

Instead, he was forced to call the two brothers many times.

Now he can hear the child next to him call "brother", even if the tone of voice is not so cute, he can still have a feeling that he has no regrets in this life.

"Brother Lin." Sato called him again.

"Hey!" Rin Hasegawa happily responded, smiling and narrowing his eyes.

Then he heard the child hesitate and ask, "How can we... go back to your residence?"

Rin Hasegawa's smile froze immediately. He silently looked at the busy traffic in front of him, and at the empty road opposite without a single car stopped. After a long while, he choked out a sentence: "Take the tram."

Then he took out his pocket.

"...Wait a minute, I'll go back and ask for some change."

Sato: This brother looks silly, I don’t know who he gave his first kiss to, and he still falls in love early.

I am very worried about the future.

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